Thursday, September 20, 2007
The Gator for "Hall of Scrote"

I think it's high time to promote The Gator to the Hall of Scrote.
And by high time, I mean douche time. And by douche time, I mean kicking Gator in the nads and doing the 6-boob bongo dance, which reached #12 on the charts back in '92.
Megods. Look at this monstrosity of choad.
This pic crystallizes all that is the ephemeral about the cultural trainwreck of hottie/douchebaggy commingling. In what fair and just theological framework do women this hot congregate in the presence of one with Nerf football head, greased up shaven chest, and the low cut black garb worn by Zod in Superman II? Why, in hottie/douche land, of course.
I would nuzzle in Pink's flesh pillows like a homeless sparrow seeking regurgitated food from its sparrow mother. Peep. Peep.
I put it to the floor.
Any objections to The Gator for the hallowed "Hall of Scrote" (found in the left-hand column by scrolling down), speak now, or forever hold your grease.
Or, better yet, use this thread to laud the genius of The Gator's supreme douchebaggery. And by laud, I mean mock.
Comments:
I'm sorry but gator has GOT to be gay. Seriously. This pic must be a party for barbazon or some shit.
Gay or not he belongs in the HOS
-Lotd
Gay or not he belongs in the HOS
-Lotd
Aah, the Gator. This guy haunts my dreams. i knew I shouldn't have gone to his myspace page, but the temptation was too great. The highlight was seeing that the guy was even more repugnant before he started to bleach his hair. That and that his date to the Bond premiere ("Daniel, you nailed it!") looked like Yoko Ono. I am ashamed to have the same nationality as this intergalactic scrote. There are tribes in Andalusia who want to hollow him out for use as a hunting canoe and use that tiny shrunken head in a ceremonial football match. Go ahead, put him in the Hall. But put a puke bucket in the corner.
I vote yay for HoS.
in the sub-category of Gender-nonspecific
Where can i see his myspace page -- i find myself unable to look away...
in the sub-category of Gender-nonspecific
Where can i see his myspace page -- i find myself unable to look away...
Random quote from his picture page...
"i know she's an ex but I just love the way my arm looks in this pic"
Oh, the arm with 'no1' tattooed on it? Maybe you should learn a little about punctuation or symbols, Gaytor, because that reads as 'no-one'. This guy... aaagh!
"i know she's an ex but I just love the way my arm looks in this pic"
Oh, the arm with 'no1' tattooed on it? Maybe you should learn a little about punctuation or symbols, Gaytor, because that reads as 'no-one'. This guy... aaagh!
I believe that the gator truly represents the ultimate doucheness, all without the assistance of traditional douchessories or doucheremeunts, if you will. However, as was pointed out (by Mich Meats I believe)the gator is a Professional douchebag. The site normally tries to stray away from the professionals and bring you everyday joe guido douches lurking in their natural habitat. I feel that the HoS should be reserved exclusively for such douches. Don't get me wrong, i hate this person, i really do. But he has an unfair advantage and the other members/nominees of the HoS. He is a professional douchebag.
Can you imagine anything worse than being caught in a broken elevator between Meta-Scrotoid the Gator and his furry-helmetted jodpur-wearing sub-grade friend with the throw-back black-vest/ cream jacket entourage? Plus why is it that all of the utterly repellant things about the eighties that people mocked throughout the nineties continue to be sported by these total retards..? Oh, erm, hang on... Yeah ok.
More to the point why do these vixens, with their combination eighties/ pink-angel-hippy-fairy-breastmother attire feel they are in any way going to improve their credibility socializing with the Hypnotist Brothers? Thank god I can still laugh when I look at those guys. Talk about dead behind the eyes... They have decomposed behind there man. Unbelievable. Is the Gator wearing make-up? Touch of eye-shadow?
More to the point why do these vixens, with their combination eighties/ pink-angel-hippy-fairy-breastmother attire feel they are in any way going to improve their credibility socializing with the Hypnotist Brothers? Thank god I can still laugh when I look at those guys. Talk about dead behind the eyes... They have decomposed behind there man. Unbelievable. Is the Gator wearing make-up? Touch of eye-shadow?
The Gay-tor should NOT be in the hall of scrote. I know he will get in regardless of my opinion, but Gator is so self absorbed that even negative attention to him is positive attention. He is somewhat a celeb, so that should automatically take him out of the HoS talk. What has he got? He doesnt have Peaches appeal. If Gator gets in we will look back on it like Zubaz. Good idea at the time, but years from now it will be looked back on like a huge mistake.
http://www.fiddelke.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/zubaz.JPG
http://www.fiddelke.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/zubaz.JPG
The only thing Gator is nailing is Daniel to his right...wait..caught in Gator's gaze..cannot pull awa..GOING TO GYM, TANNING SALON,MUST BANG DANIEL
Vote the douche in..
Vote the douche in..
Gator gets all teh ladiez.
well, he gets them to pose in his photos.
but we know that, at the end of the night, he's going home with Chad Sleazebags.
and when i say "going home", i don't mean that they are carpooling.
there will definitely be some late-night spoonage going down.
well, he gets them to pose in his photos.
but we know that, at the end of the night, he's going home with Chad Sleazebags.
and when i say "going home", i don't mean that they are carpooling.
there will definitely be some late-night spoonage going down.
Hall of Scrote indeed.
something tells me that Gator here swings on both sides of the plate. he's waxed a few bats in his time. pitched a few balls. has played both pitcher and catcher. slid into home plate. and by 'slid', i mean 'male anal sex'.
something tells me that Gator here swings on both sides of the plate. he's waxed a few bats in his time. pitched a few balls. has played both pitcher and catcher. slid into home plate. and by 'slid', i mean 'male anal sex'.
Gator:Salvatore::Douche:Bag
http://www.theperlmanpages.i12.com/bsmovies/gfx/53a.jpg
I'm gonna take out 8 pins with Fruitbar on the left and pick up the 7-10 split with Gator.
Fuck it Dude, let's go bowlin'
http://www.theperlmanpages.i12.com/bsmovies/gfx/53a.jpg
I'm gonna take out 8 pins with Fruitbar on the left and pick up the 7-10 split with Gator.
Fuck it Dude, let's go bowlin'
The Gator is a puzzler. His myspace page proves that, despite looking like a cartoon, he is surrounded by babes, is wealthy, has several apparently successful businesses, does charity work (donating the popped collars off his shirts to to blingless 'bags, I think) and generally leading an incredibly successful life despite his handicap. So the question is, mock him, or strive to be him?
DB1's General Zod reference made me laugh out loud, and that's what its all about, so its clear that the answer is mockery. HoS for him.
Pants are Just a Suggestion
PS Whats with the giant bowling pins?
DB1's General Zod reference made me laugh out loud, and that's what its all about, so its clear that the answer is mockery. HoS for him.
Pants are Just a Suggestion
PS Whats with the giant bowling pins?
There's no doubt that Gator is a supreme specimen.
And by specimen I'm referring to what usually comes to mind: urine specimen, stool specimen, seimen specimen, and douche specimen.
And by specimen I'm referring to what usually comes to mind: urine specimen, stool specimen, seimen specimen, and douche specimen.
David Icke was right.
"They walk erect and appear to be human, living not only on the planets they come from, but also in caverns and tunnels under the earth. They have cross-bred with humans, which has created "hybrids" who are "possessed" by the full-blooded reptilians."
"They walk erect and appear to be human, living not only on the planets they come from, but also in caverns and tunnels under the earth. They have cross-bred with humans, which has created "hybrids" who are "possessed" by the full-blooded reptilians."
I don't think he should be HOS worthy because it's his profession to be a scrote. If he does though he should be classified as a gaybag. His pictures on his own sites attest to the fact that he enjoys being with the "lads" more than with the ladies.
I vote we put him in the HoS, and by "put him in the HoS" I mean shoot him in the face with rock salt so that he goes through life looking like a white Morgan Freeman.
Oh god yes. I'm surprised it took this long.
Some must work to be douches, and some just have it oozing from all of their greasy pores. Gator is like the Tiger Woods of scrote ... just a complete natural.
Some must work to be douches, and some just have it oozing from all of their greasy pores. Gator is like the Tiger Woods of scrote ... just a complete natural.
What's with the white belt and shiny belt buckle with the dude on the right? Certainly Hall of Fame material.
Gay or straight, douche or not, I think he should be in the Hall of Scrote. I see Douchetorious's point, but just looking at this guy makes me want to hurl. That can be said for most of the 'bags on here, but when it is taken to another level, as is the case with the Gator, which happens rarely, that other level can only be classified as the Hall of Scrote. He just has that HoS aura about him.
I say HELL YES, but DB1, doesn't that take him out of the running for the monthly? What's the protocol there?
Any bag who has a head that looks like it was glued on top of their body is worth honoring. Besides, he demonstrates the ultra-rare chest douche mark. Almost as if it migrated from his forehead just for the photo.
I say vote him in on the first ballot. The greasy chest shown off by the girl tops is enough by itself for HoS status.
I'm both disgusted and riveted all at the same time.
Yellow dress is a tall drink of quasi-asian spring water. I'd like a swig please.
I'm both disgusted and riveted all at the same time.
Yellow dress is a tall drink of quasi-asian spring water. I'd like a swig please.
The only question is which picture to use at his induction ceremony. Gator encompasses all that is douche. I bet that douchieness did not find him once he became semi-famous--he's always had it in him like Luke and the Force. It just needed the proper forum to unleash itself on us.
I'd like to play basketball against these 2 in an empty 747 at 35000 feet, then toss them out the door and into the grand canyon so they can get the extra 300 feet of fall.
I'd like to play basketball against these 2 in an empty 747 at 35000 feet, then toss them out the door and into the grand canyon so they can get the extra 300 feet of fall.
This guy is a professional douche-wank, upon initial inspection I would have said yes HoS for sure, but after further investigation into this wrong turn in evolution that is "the gator" i say that his inclusion in the HoS would lessen the true nature of the hall: to ridicule the stand outs of the everyday 'bags that we all encounter and loath.
this dude is a wrecking ball of scrote. he charges down the tunnel of douche, crushing all in his path like in Indiana Jones. there is no reason to continue to post pics on this site anymore, as all pale in comparison to The Gator. he should sit on the high, exalted throne of all that man tries NOT to be. is it possible to start a new category here? a level higher than The Hall? maybe Gods of Douche? like The Matrix where rather than being IN the program, he BECOMES the program?
holy fucking shit. someone shoot this fuck and hang him up in the streets of Baghdad for all to see.
DEATH TO THE GATOR!! DEATH!!!!!
holy fucking shit. someone shoot this fuck and hang him up in the streets of Baghdad for all to see.
DEATH TO THE GATOR!! DEATH!!!!!
Are those giant bowling pins in the back or are these just tiny people?
I think this is a cast picture from the new movie, "Honey I Shrunk the Douchebags."
I think this is a cast picture from the new movie, "Honey I Shrunk the Douchebags."
I'm all for the Gator, but I'm a little disappointed that the Crustacean didn't receive consideration. In my opinion, Crusty's pose is worthy of DB of the year. Let them both in or how about a good old-fashioned Douche-off!
without a doubt he's in. He may be stronger in the ways of the douche than any previous member of the HOS. Let's face it, Gator is the douche that all these other douches aspire to be.
I am simply gonna repost my opinion on this guy and his consideration for the hall:
Ok, checked the myspace page, still not that impressed. All he's got is that vacant stare and a whacked out case of self obsession.
True, he's a fantastically self absorbed fame 'bag, but if we're going to be putting that type character in the HoS, shit, DB1 is gonna need to get a bigger page. The Governator is one of his "friends" for chrissakes! These people are a dime a dozen! And if you open it up to guys like this, DJ's will be next. Revisit the Raccoon anyone? Paul Oakenfold should certainly be in there if this guy is. Shall we start adding sports star DB's? Politicians? Where to begin?
I dunno. I'm for keeping the HoS for the best of the amateurs for as long as possible. The streak will have to end some day, but I'm hoping it won't be today.
Still, gotta give him douche points for being a white British guy with 50 Cent as his theme music. Now THAT is priceless.
Also note: his myspace page has a link to an article titled "World's vainest main" or something like that. If he's put into the HoS, I wonder how long until he has a link to this site, titling himself "Worlds biggest douchebag"?
Ok, checked the myspace page, still not that impressed. All he's got is that vacant stare and a whacked out case of self obsession.
True, he's a fantastically self absorbed fame 'bag, but if we're going to be putting that type character in the HoS, shit, DB1 is gonna need to get a bigger page. The Governator is one of his "friends" for chrissakes! These people are a dime a dozen! And if you open it up to guys like this, DJ's will be next. Revisit the Raccoon anyone? Paul Oakenfold should certainly be in there if this guy is. Shall we start adding sports star DB's? Politicians? Where to begin?
I dunno. I'm for keeping the HoS for the best of the amateurs for as long as possible. The streak will have to end some day, but I'm hoping it won't be today.
Still, gotta give him douche points for being a white British guy with 50 Cent as his theme music. Now THAT is priceless.
Also note: his myspace page has a link to an article titled "World's vainest main" or something like that. If he's put into the HoS, I wonder how long until he has a link to this site, titling himself "Worlds biggest douchebag"?
Perhaps we could have an Honorary Hall of Scrote for faux choads like this? You know, like the honorary degrees some colleges give to celebs-you know it's not real, but it recognizes their contribution. In this case his contribution to doucheosity.
The hottie in yellow looks great. Slim but not anorexic. Her profile is showing some awesome curvature. And by curvature, of course I mean boobies.
I was against your decision Vader, but i see where you were coming from. I voted no as well. But then again, Gator would win monthly and Ol' velvet would be left in the cold. He has enough votes to vet him in, so throw him in and let VJ win for the monthly. But dont vote for him because there are no nubianbags that ever won weekly or monthly, that would be Douchefirmative Action.
I agree with Vader. This guy wants to go in. He pounded down HGH to make it in the HoS just like Barry Bonds downed it to hijack Hank Aaron's record.
Even though I wouldn't put Barry in the hall because he is a cheating douche, he came along in a time when everyone was cheating.
Much like the times of the Gator. His policy is that the HoS isn't just gonna come to him. If he wants it, he has got to go out and get it.
As the highly enlightened Yoda would say; Strong in this one, the Grieco is.
Even though I wouldn't put Barry in the hall because he is a cheating douche, he came along in a time when everyone was cheating.
Much like the times of the Gator. His policy is that the HoS isn't just gonna come to him. If he wants it, he has got to go out and get it.
As the highly enlightened Yoda would say; Strong in this one, the Grieco is.
Wait, wait, wait.....
This is obviously Gator boy as a younger douche as he is skinner. However, if me eyes are correct, the dude on his right is the same "herman munster" in the last round of pictures that featured the Gator. However, herman has much more hair in this picture.
Vote him in!
This is obviously Gator boy as a younger douche as he is skinner. However, if me eyes are correct, the dude on his right is the same "herman munster" in the last round of pictures that featured the Gator. However, herman has much more hair in this picture.
Vote him in!
I dont know which douche in this pic is worse.
Speedwagon hairmaster look like he about to blow the button on his jacket, maybe from holding the Douchelook too long?
Douchedick on the right looks like a damned magician or something...Can he make himself disappear???
Speedwagon hairmaster look like he about to blow the button on his jacket, maybe from holding the Douchelook too long?
Douchedick on the right looks like a damned magician or something...Can he make himself disappear???
Forget this loser, no pros in the Hall of Fame. Also, instead of re-posting him, lets get Dante's Assferno back to the top. My god.
I am guessing daddy didnt love him. Though it is possible his daddy was one of those overbearing fathers who yell at their sons to succeed to make up for their failures. Either way i would love to be a fly on the wall when this pinhead is crying to his shrink.
A behinnd the douche episode on this guy would be well good
A behinnd the douche episode on this guy would be well good
I go with douchetorious b.a.g. on his first posting. The last thing Gator needs is a boost to his ego. And what boosts his ego: being recognized, being talked about and keeping himself in the limelight - probably he wouldn't even care that he is being dissed as long as he gets the face time. Keep him out.
I could be wrong but these gals look like pro themselves.
"does charity work (donating the popped collars off his shirts to blingless 'bags, I think" - tee hee
I could be wrong but these gals look like pro themselves.
"does charity work (donating the popped collars off his shirts to blingless 'bags, I think" - tee hee
Bwaahaahhahaha! The white belt with the white coat puts him over the top for douchitude. NOW somebody can cancel this tool's ticket for life and we can all move on. And what's with the reflection off the choad to his right? Geez, somebody hose these two down with engine degreaser and then power wash their sorry scrote asses. The chicas, btw, must be hookers. They look ridiculous.
i just realized that Gator is really Sasha Baron Cohen doing his Bruno character.
Nisht Nisht!
I think this picture's a more accurate depiction of Gator:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/atomeyes/db.jpg
Nisht Nisht!
I think this picture's a more accurate depiction of Gator:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/atomeyes/db.jpg
@spinnaker: Do you think this could be a situation where if one does not pay attention to, or look at the Gator, he will just fade away?
If so I am jumping ship and taking the b.a.g., vader and spinnaker side of the argument.
If so I am jumping ship and taking the b.a.g., vader and spinnaker side of the argument.
Haagen Douche one can only hope and pray that lack of attention will literally make Gator disappear into oblivion.
The hall should be reserved for normal douchebags. Everyday scrotes. JP would never come out and say he spends 500 a week on clothes and makeup. Blonde pumped up Derrick Zoolanderbag should not be among the trainwrecks, Jp's, Peachesis.....lol, and the Pumpy's. They worked hard to make it look so natural. Gator its just trying too hard. DB1 if you put him in, there will be a link on his page to your page and all hell will break loose. We will then have to defend your honor against twinks, Brits, jealous tea drinking chain-fag skanks and the like. You think the Anons are bad now, sheesh!!! But Oh well. I still can look at Poca and feel better.
I think I have to reconsider my earlier vote. I checked out the gator's myspace page and I had no idea that he was some sort of celebrity across the pond. Not that it takes much to be a celeb in England a right that we over here reserve for truly talented people like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
I don't think you should have any pros in the hall. Also I think this guy has some sort of deal with scro-tan, mephistopha-douche or whatever devil the douches pray to. He has somehow managed to reach a high level of success in spite of his extreme doucheosity or perhaps because of it...which is a really scary thought.
He will go down as a legend among douches but I don't think he should be in the Hall of Scrote. I do however stand by my earlier statement that he is the douche that all these other douches aspire to be.
I don't think you should have any pros in the hall. Also I think this guy has some sort of deal with scro-tan, mephistopha-douche or whatever devil the douches pray to. He has somehow managed to reach a high level of success in spite of his extreme doucheosity or perhaps because of it...which is a really scary thought.
He will go down as a legend among douches but I don't think he should be in the Hall of Scrote. I do however stand by my earlier statement that he is the douche that all these other douches aspire to be.
I think I'm going to friend request this guy on myspace just so I can emphasize how big of a douche he is with a comment.
I mean christ look at those protruding abs causing his stomach to stick out past his chest. Human Growth Hormone and Roids combined make for one hell of a nasty organ growth.
I mean christ look at those protruding abs causing his stomach to stick out past his chest. Human Growth Hormone and Roids combined make for one hell of a nasty organ growth.
Everything that needs to be said has been said and then some.
This guy is the Zeus of Mount Bag-lympus. He is all scroating.
We all love Peaches but he is not half the douche this ass clown is.
The difference between Peaches and this piece of rawhide is that I would have a bottle of beer with Peaches where-as I would break said bottle and perminantly scar this Choad the second I caught wiff of his Drakar Noir.
Crock is everything that is evil in the world. And his friend isn't far off.
All hail the Lord of the Scrote.
This guy is the Zeus of Mount Bag-lympus. He is all scroating.
We all love Peaches but he is not half the douche this ass clown is.
The difference between Peaches and this piece of rawhide is that I would have a bottle of beer with Peaches where-as I would break said bottle and perminantly scar this Choad the second I caught wiff of his Drakar Noir.
Crock is everything that is evil in the world. And his friend isn't far off.
All hail the Lord of the Scrote.
Put the hesitation to bed. I know that guy. I am a guy, and I have slept with him.
He was not tender, nor was I willing.
I have Gator bites to prove it.
But his feline friends more than made up for the discomfort afterwards. It was like New York Strip Club meets LA Groove Lounge, and I was caught in the crossfire between Biggie and Tupac...
Yay kittens. Yay seltzer water.
~Rotgut
He was not tender, nor was I willing.
I have Gator bites to prove it.
But his feline friends more than made up for the discomfort afterwards. It was like New York Strip Club meets LA Groove Lounge, and I was caught in the crossfire between Biggie and Tupac...
Yay kittens. Yay seltzer water.
~Rotgut
Give us your email address Bagglio and we'll set up the dinner appointment with Gator and even pay to watch.
Yes, what is this venemous, seamen-eating, fresh-water reptillian, ball licking, nutrigrain bar producing, ghetto dweller's MySpace?
For the sake of busty hotties that need our protection; for their safety from duress, lawd-have-mercy, and finally the decency that forever after there will never again be a Richard Grieco movie~someone please tell us!!!
This empty douche bottle is going to get maximum hits tonight!!
Put your shoes on Tessie, we're going to the mansion. And by mansion, I mean the Playboy Mansion, to tear Kendra a new one!
For the sake of busty hotties that need our protection; for their safety from duress, lawd-have-mercy, and finally the decency that forever after there will never again be a Richard Grieco movie~someone please tell us!!!
This empty douche bottle is going to get maximum hits tonight!!
Put your shoes on Tessie, we're going to the mansion. And by mansion, I mean the Playboy Mansion, to tear Kendra a new one!
http://www.myspace.com/scottalexander_no1
Click at your own risk, and don't blame me if Zod flies over to your house and gets ab oil all over your favorite Lazy-Boy.
Pants are Just a Suggestion
Click at your own risk, and don't blame me if Zod flies over to your house and gets ab oil all over your favorite Lazy-Boy.
Pants are Just a Suggestion
I SUBMITTED THIS PIC. MY COMMENTS WERE DELETED, BUT I THINK THEY ARE GOLD:
You know you are truly a master of the arts of Douche baggery when you take on an apprentice. I call this dark apprentice in the douche arts Baby Croc. He longs to learn how to slit his shirt all the way to his crotch like the Gator. And most of all Baby Croc searches and searches for a white belt like his master, but his folly is he keeps looking in the men's department.
the women are luscious. Dark hottie on the right is truly a show stopper. however after a night with a couple of Exxon Valdez (oil spills) like the Gator and the Baby Croc she could start her own grease truck business.
GATOR HoS ALL DAY!!!!!!
You know you are truly a master of the arts of Douche baggery when you take on an apprentice. I call this dark apprentice in the douche arts Baby Croc. He longs to learn how to slit his shirt all the way to his crotch like the Gator. And most of all Baby Croc searches and searches for a white belt like his master, but his folly is he keeps looking in the men's department.
the women are luscious. Dark hottie on the right is truly a show stopper. however after a night with a couple of Exxon Valdez (oil spills) like the Gator and the Baby Croc she could start her own grease truck business.
GATOR HoS ALL DAY!!!!!!
Good to see this community coming out in droves to bow to the new worthy HoS. There are some dissenters, but the overwhelming majority are in agreement that what we have here is US #1 Grade A Inspected Douchebag.
And the hottie on the left is Kosher for Passover. L'Chaim!
Rebbe Scrunt
And the hottie on the left is Kosher for Passover. L'Chaim!
Rebbe Scrunt
@ Spinnaker Chick
I'd love to set that up but at second thought a broken bottle wouldn't put a scratch on that leathery hide!
Whats more sad is I have the same last name as Scott "Gator" Alexander.
I'm going to be forced to disown my familly just per chance we're related.
I'd love to set that up but at second thought a broken bottle wouldn't put a scratch on that leathery hide!
Whats more sad is I have the same last name as Scott "Gator" Alexander.
I'm going to be forced to disown my familly just per chance we're related.
I am torn.
And by torn, I mean explosive colitis which has left me huddled on the cold bathroom floor brought on by further exposure to the Gator.
Yet in spite of my personal pain, I would like to see him recognized for his work in debasing western culture and for suspending the laws of Karma, however briefly.
And by recognized, I mean treated to a sharp blow to his nuts with a 1993 Buick Century already engulfed in flames.
I understand the concerns of those who do not wish to induct any unworthy members into the hallowed halls of HoS, but we must remember that unless we as a free people do not rise up and reveal the terrorism against Teh Hott that Gator (and to a lesser, more laughable extent, his flying monkey boy) incessantly wages, the civilization that we hold so dearly may be at risk.
And by civilization, I do, of course, mean boobies.
And by torn, I mean explosive colitis which has left me huddled on the cold bathroom floor brought on by further exposure to the Gator.
Yet in spite of my personal pain, I would like to see him recognized for his work in debasing western culture and for suspending the laws of Karma, however briefly.
And by recognized, I mean treated to a sharp blow to his nuts with a 1993 Buick Century already engulfed in flames.
I understand the concerns of those who do not wish to induct any unworthy members into the hallowed halls of HoS, but we must remember that unless we as a free people do not rise up and reveal the terrorism against Teh Hott that Gator (and to a lesser, more laughable extent, his flying monkey boy) incessantly wages, the civilization that we hold so dearly may be at risk.
And by civilization, I do, of course, mean boobies.
SCOTT ALEXANDER......The desire to be number one. Not to accept second place or undertake any task without complete dedication, motivation, focus and application has been my driving force in being able to develop, apply and maintain a healthy body, strong mind and run a successful business portfolio. Nothing, I mean nothing is impossible, its all achievable!!!! I WOULD DESCRIBE MYSELF:- Disciplined, focused, driven, powerfull, determined, un-stoppable, man-mountain machine, passionate, persistant, resiltant, with a die hard, go forward attitude with a burning desire that only accepts the taste of SUCCESS!!!..... MY KEY POWER PHRASES:- 1)Focus, keep motivated, believe in yourself, and above all want it like your very existence depended on it like the air that you breath, then multiply it by 1000 per cent that’s the zone you need to be in, to be NO1 !! 2)Second place is just NOT an option. 3)To taste defeat is absolute failure, this is not acceptable, not an option, not a consideration under any circumstance, I will draw upon my complete being to ensure this continues never to happen.
dudes. check out his photobucket.
http://s129.photobucket.com/albums/p224/scottalexander_no1/?start=all
have a vomit bucket ready...
http://s129.photobucket.com/albums/p224/scottalexander_no1/?start=all
have a vomit bucket ready...
Let me just say... I've only recently been introduced to the lexicon known as hotchickswithdouchebags.com and I must say, the first assault upon my senses (which caused a tourettes inducing spew of "OH MY GOD!!!"_ was the prime scrote of douchebaggery known as THE GATOR. So impressed was I by the QT glow glistening from his reptilian hyde and sloping Simian brow slashed with perfectly plucked eyebrows that I had to forward links to all my friends with the caption "My God... the GATOR... good holy Christ!"
I then proceeded to peruse the "Douchebag hall of Scrote" and NONE of them hold a orange candle (except maybe the Oompa Prompa) to the magestry that is the GATOR. They all have doucheflavor... yes... but none so pure and uncut as the prime narcotic known as THE GATOR.
He reminds me of a Danielle Steele romantic hero, but the author wrote him while tripping balls on ACID. A Fabio wannabe who's chest glutes (my lord... a butt chest *shakes head to clear it*)... I can't go on...
If there were a kingdom of douchebaggory... GATOR would cater to his loyal subjects... naked... tossing moisturizor samples to the crowd with simple grunts and nods of his melon like cranium. Douch subjects would wear T-shirts printed with the word "Meeeyarrg!" in genial tribute. And Bleeth females would toss their surgically enhanced bosoms upon him like cherry blossom petals in the wind.
I must go scrub my brain now.
-Oral Fixation
I then proceeded to peruse the "Douchebag hall of Scrote" and NONE of them hold a orange candle (except maybe the Oompa Prompa) to the magestry that is the GATOR. They all have doucheflavor... yes... but none so pure and uncut as the prime narcotic known as THE GATOR.
He reminds me of a Danielle Steele romantic hero, but the author wrote him while tripping balls on ACID. A Fabio wannabe who's chest glutes (my lord... a butt chest *shakes head to clear it*)... I can't go on...
If there were a kingdom of douchebaggory... GATOR would cater to his loyal subjects... naked... tossing moisturizor samples to the crowd with simple grunts and nods of his melon like cranium. Douch subjects would wear T-shirts printed with the word "Meeeyarrg!" in genial tribute. And Bleeth females would toss their surgically enhanced bosoms upon him like cherry blossom petals in the wind.
I must go scrub my brain now.
-Oral Fixation
Good God, Oral.
Your repulsive post was deranged and indicative of a sick mind.
So, I offer you my thanks with the greatest of sincerity.
And bid you welcome.
Your repulsive post was deranged and indicative of a sick mind.
So, I offer you my thanks with the greatest of sincerity.
And bid you welcome.
Gator ...
I applied for membership within the testimonial ridden, Gatorganda engorged, eye candy of his MySpace page ..... I haven't been accepted as a friend.
I appear to be not worthy as I don't have "quack-sacks" filled with saline, lumineered teeth, tight upper arms, and I don't have one empire-waisted blouse/dress in my wardrobe. I'm also impoverished and believe that being in the top 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00th+ place is very acceptable!!! Hey there's a NO"1" in it right?
Gator did you see that I have multiple tattoos and 17 piercings???? Maybe he believes I also have desecrated my body ..... he doesn't understand that orang spray painting is also considered body modification!
DB1 you mentioned Zod's (Superman 2) fashion sense. I believe that Gator is affiliated with the I"ZOD"-LACOSTE Shirt Company. Remember the logo associated with these polyester-moob-revealing polo shirts? An AlliGATOR!!!!! Coincidence? I think not!!!!!
Gator is an International Douche Treasure. That must be why he hangs with an entourage .... body guards if you will ... HE thinks he's just that SPECIAL. This is also why WE think he's SPECIAL!
GATOR GATOR GATOR GATOR GATOR GATOR
I applied for membership within the testimonial ridden, Gatorganda engorged, eye candy of his MySpace page ..... I haven't been accepted as a friend.
I appear to be not worthy as I don't have "quack-sacks" filled with saline, lumineered teeth, tight upper arms, and I don't have one empire-waisted blouse/dress in my wardrobe. I'm also impoverished and believe that being in the top 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00th+ place is very acceptable!!! Hey there's a NO"1" in it right?
Gator did you see that I have multiple tattoos and 17 piercings???? Maybe he believes I also have desecrated my body ..... he doesn't understand that orang spray painting is also considered body modification!
DB1 you mentioned Zod's (Superman 2) fashion sense. I believe that Gator is affiliated with the I"ZOD"-LACOSTE Shirt Company. Remember the logo associated with these polyester-moob-revealing polo shirts? An AlliGATOR!!!!! Coincidence? I think not!!!!!
Gator is an International Douche Treasure. That must be why he hangs with an entourage .... body guards if you will ... HE thinks he's just that SPECIAL. This is also why WE think he's SPECIAL!
GATOR GATOR GATOR GATOR GATOR GATOR
To compare Gator to a mere DJ or porn star, by saying he's a pro douche is insane. this man is no simple sell out/buyer in to a set of imagry to market himself. his career is douchebaggery. his lifestyle is douchebaggery. his hobbies? douchbaggery. not simply scrotealogical, or douchey, or bagness. full blown douchebag of epic preportions. If Greico himself were to meet the Gator, he would be further tainted. Pumpy in awe would desire doing unholy things with gators ma cleavage, not to compete, but in appreciation. right hotty in white was a fresh faced bright eyed curvy yummy yum. look at her now. she's haggered, her eyes hollowed. they just met. this man is a plague. its a matter of time before v-neck blouses show up like doggy bagging.
Gator deserves to be in the Hall of Scrote. and by the hos I mean burried alive, perhaps with rats or some other nibbling ravenous creature.
Gator deserves to be in the Hall of Scrote. and by the hos I mean burried alive, perhaps with rats or some other nibbling ravenous creature.
Going to Scott's photobucket album (see bcs above) did it for me.
He. Takes. Photos. Of. His. Abs.
Instant HoS.
He. Takes. Photos. Of. His. Abs.
Instant HoS.
His head is shaped exactly like a cocktail olive.
I'd love to find a frilly toothpick big enough to put through it.
And what is the substance soaking through his boyfriend's left lapel? Do I want to know?
I'd love to find a frilly toothpick big enough to put through it.
And what is the substance soaking through his boyfriend's left lapel? Do I want to know?
Sorry.
I went to his photobucket and have now learned that those are SATIN lapels, and are reflecting light in much the same way his greasy does.(FYI: That's "Wendy" on the left, in yellow, and "Emily" on the right, in white. No clue on who the pink boobyfairy is.)
Chateau du Gator is quite a place, doncha think? Black. and. White. No color. Lots of transluscent, frosted glass and plasma HDTVs. And his "No1" hallmark embellished everywhere. A true 'bag lair.
But here's the one photo that sums it all up VERY nicely.
http://s129.photobucket.com/albums/p224/scottalexander_no1/?action=view¤t=n512274728_58134_9659.jpg
I trust they're registered at both Harrod's and Selfridge's for a platinum double-ender (mongrammed, of course). Anyone want to sign the card?
I went to his photobucket and have now learned that those are SATIN lapels, and are reflecting light in much the same way his greasy does.(FYI: That's "Wendy" on the left, in yellow, and "Emily" on the right, in white. No clue on who the pink boobyfairy is.)
Chateau du Gator is quite a place, doncha think? Black. and. White. No color. Lots of transluscent, frosted glass and plasma HDTVs. And his "No1" hallmark embellished everywhere. A true 'bag lair.
But here's the one photo that sums it all up VERY nicely.
http://s129.photobucket.com/albums/p224/scottalexander_no1/?action=view¤t=n512274728_58134_9659.jpg
I trust they're registered at both Harrod's and Selfridge's for a platinum double-ender (mongrammed, of course). Anyone want to sign the card?
http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17174012&method=full&siteid=62484&headline=exclusive--in-this-most-vain-man-in-britain---name_page.html
Check out this article. Does he really qualify for the HOS?
Check out this article. Does he really qualify for the HOS?
@anon 1:04
From the article cited:
"...Fitness freak Scott has spent £55,000 on a new set of teeth and forks out £2,000 a year on Botox. And his latest "miracle" defence against ageing is a £100,000-a-year growth hormone programme, which he hopes will keep him alive until he's 140...
...One wall of his Manchester the biggest in the city - is devoted to a £10,000 portrait of... himself. Now he is fi: £3million deal to buy an entire Bulgarian town - which he plans to rename Alexander. Scott estimates he has spent £500,000 on his looks since he took up training as a weedy 19-year-old law student..."
And from a subsequent article, also from The Sunday Mirror:
" A blingbling bore whose bizarre painted black eyebrows made him look like a baddie in an old silent movie, Alexander the un-great has lots of money but absolutely no class.
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"That's fit," he said, dehumanising a busty blonde sashaying past him while he displayed his rippling physique at a beach club in the exclusive Spanish resort of Marbella.
"If I see a girl I like I WILL get her!" Just like Rudolph Valentino. Scott, who made his fortune in the sports car business and spends £100,000 a month, revealed himself to be an absurd orange medallion man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing..."
(boldface mine, BTW)
Answer to your question:
Uh, YEAH.
From the article cited:
"...Fitness freak Scott has spent £55,000 on a new set of teeth and forks out £2,000 a year on Botox. And his latest "miracle" defence against ageing is a £100,000-a-year growth hormone programme, which he hopes will keep him alive until he's 140...
...One wall of his Manchester the biggest in the city - is devoted to a £10,000 portrait of... himself. Now he is fi: £3million deal to buy an entire Bulgarian town - which he plans to rename Alexander. Scott estimates he has spent £500,000 on his looks since he took up training as a weedy 19-year-old law student..."
And from a subsequent article, also from The Sunday Mirror:
" A blingbling bore whose bizarre painted black eyebrows made him look like a baddie in an old silent movie, Alexander the un-great has lots of money but absolutely no class.
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"That's fit," he said, dehumanising a busty blonde sashaying past him while he displayed his rippling physique at a beach club in the exclusive Spanish resort of Marbella.
"If I see a girl I like I WILL get her!" Just like Rudolph Valentino. Scott, who made his fortune in the sports car business and spends £100,000 a month, revealed himself to be an absurd orange medallion man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing..."
(boldface mine, BTW)
Answer to your question:
Uh, YEAH.
I am AMAZED at the people that came out of the woodwork to vote Scottie into the Hall of Scrote. So who gets the honor of emailing Mr. Alexander that he is King of the Douchebag Scrote?
Bagglio you have my deepest hearfelt sympathy. I will gladly donate $50 to the cause helping you to legally change your name.
Bagglio you have my deepest hearfelt sympathy. I will gladly donate $50 to the cause helping you to legally change your name.


