Scary Face Ripped Body...This is what happens when guidos dont slow down the lifestyle 40 an still clubbing
 

has the Gator upgraded his hott or am i just crazy and sleep deprived? on second thought he is adorning a far more He-Man shirt in this photo as opposed to the ladylike scoop neck shirt of the first instance.
 

Yah, he definitely upgraded his hott. I smell HoS...

- Otto G. von D.
 

I bet you this guy's name in real life is something like "Skip" or "Tito".
 

Angelina Jolie hottie can adopt me any day.

On the condition we have sexual intercourse.
 

He upgraded his hott like he upgraded the plunge in his neckline.

If a collar culminates around or below your belly button, you are really wearing an uncompleted vest.

This is actually his idea of a witty phrase T-shirt. His witty shirt says, "I'm an Asshole." And it's written in orange pec.
 

Scientists have managed to crossbreed Raquel Welch with Mischa Barton. Hooray for Science!

But it appears they've also crossbred Jean Claude Van Damme with Tintin. Bad Science! Bad! No biscuit!
 

In an early episode didn't Shatner have to do battle with this mutoid to save this hottie? Only she was blue or green or something.
 

One word: Scroto-simian.
 

No.

No, no, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!!!11!!!!

One look at Gator's myspace page... Damn, I can't begin to write. He takes pride in being "Vainest Man in Britain" and "Spends 2500 Pounds a Week on Clothes and Makeup" and posts the tabloid articles on his page... His friends list is.... GOD. Help. Us. All.

I need a shot of Bailey's. With my coffee.

Damn.
 

You're kidding me--this guy has a myspace page? You've must share James.
 

Clothes and MAKEUP?? 'Nuff said.
Nice hookah, though.
 

After weeks of searching and careful tracking we've managed to find this beauty's home! Observe the Gator in his natural habitat! But be careful! Everything is shouting
Danger!
Danger!
Danger!
Let's see if we can get closer... Yes! Having left one mate fertilized, he's moved on to a real beauty! Just look at this female! There's a real Beauty! He's shown himself to be an alpha-male now. His lair is adorned with trophies from former kills. Mostly from South Asia. He's a well travelled Gator! And benevolent! Observe the Pike at the edge of his den allowed to take free liberty with his decor!

Best not to mess with this one, mate! He seems skittish, especially knowing that we're here. We should move on now...

Oi! A nest of snakes!
 

Why the fuck does he always have that ridiculous expression when he takes pics? Anyone should get an automatic douche rating just for using the same expression in every photo op. Unless it's a drunk face. Then it's forgiven.
 

45 years old rocking a my space page? thats almost as bad as trying to intimidate the camera everytime your picture is taken.
 

God Save the Douche.

I dare say that this satyr lives a bespoke lifestyle.

Joey Porsche ain't got nothing on him.
 

She oozes clover honey. He oozes poo.
 

Gator needs a phrenologist, stat. Ol' Boy looks like Zippy the Pinhead.
 

An "anon" from the HCwDBotW left the link to his MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/scottalexander_no1. His name is Scott Alexander... "the man-mountain machine, the irrepressible multi-millionaire lifestyle & property tycoon, the independent... the No.1."

#1 Douchebag, perhaps? Methinks I smell an aged 'bag yearning for the title, or at least for entry into the highly respected HoS. Good luck, Gator... may your "un-stoppable, resiltant, go forward attitude" be with you.
 

if he keeps turning up pics like this he might have to enshrined in HoS
 

this picture settles it for me- this guy deserves a vote from the minions to get into the hall of scrote. I say he's in.
 

Anyone notice the buttons at teh bottom of his shirt?...thats right boys and girls...this guy is actually wearing a sweater vest unbuttoned with no shirt, 40+ years old, shaved eyebrow, orange skin, douche face pouty lips...is it too late to vote for DB of the century?
 

I vote for HGH leatherskin - GATOR mother fucker.
 

I think that he may be the douchebag of the year. We will seriously mention him in the same breath as Peaches, Pumpy, JP, Ab Lobster and any of the HoS inductees. This guy is unreal.

He has a pic with a caption that says "I know she's my ex but i love my arms on this one"
 

Well. We lost a world-straddling empire, a world-beating manufacturing industry, and quite a few football world cups.

But we have the Gator.

(For US viewers, his weekly clothing and makeup budget of 250 quid is $500. Because he's worth it.)

I've only been tuning into this site for a few months and until now I thought Gillette Mach Douche was the ne plus ultra of baggage. But no. Gator is the Archdouche Ferdinand, he's Douche Ellington, he's the Iron Douche Wellington. Haha, he's the Grand Old Douche of York !

Rule fucking Britannia. I'll be on the next flight to Toronto.
 

nominee for Hall of Scrote for sure
 

Ok, all i have to say is... I wish steve irwin was still alive. Damn you steve irwin. Damn you for letting the beast live.

Douche E. Fresh
 

Just look at that!

Lou Diamond Phillips head-crushed and dropped in a vat of bleach.

He is paying her - a lot - for sure.
 

that myspace was more disturbing than JP and JB combined. i cant believe that this homo is famous for being the biggest faggot in the entire world. i would pay half a mil a year to kill him, every year.
wait...

this guy is going to get his, and its going to be great. douche on you muscle coated leather skin plastic faced faggot.
 

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i was wrong for not voting for this turd sorry goose
 

Okay then. After looking at this guy's picture I wasn't really struck by anything overwhelmingly douchey, but then I checked out his myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/scottalexander_no1 All I can say now is this jackass is definetly the biggest scrote sack in the world. You did it buddy! No second place for you! YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!
 

A rogue geneticist clearly absconded with one of Peach's turds, blended it carefully with 2 parts of Pumpy's bear scat, then froze it, shoved it lovingly into Grieco's asshole to incubate, then 24 hours later, FROPPP! out pops this....thing.

Thanks, Science.

His supernipple is piercing his vest.

She is so damned hott her chin has its own butthole. BONUS!
 

God, I am tired of looking at this choad. He always has that look on his face like he's trying to be the Terminator.

Nice pecs, CHOADBOY, sorry about your penis!
 

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Here in Ohio the scum on death row have bonded together in a lawsuit against lethal injection because it is cruel. Cruel would be subjecting them to the Gator's My Space site. I'm going to write my state senator and suggest it.
 

This moron has a My Space page? I'm surprised he can figure out how to turn on the computer. And what's with the deer in the headlights look? The braincell is working overtime.
 

This is a guy, as in a human? Sheesh... I thought it was a shaved lower primate. The total lack of sentience in his countenance combined with the hostility and dripping aggression bespeak a preternatural territorial protectiveness that's rarely seen in hominids.

Why "Gator"? It should be "BoBo."
 

Dear bag, douche bag--

Please do not insult the chimpanzees. He is "Gator" because he went to UF, and has the correlative IQ.

Thanks,
ABoC
 

Silly jokes aside,

This girl is Gorgeous! I noticed this picture when looking at that thing's mySpace page. Good work, DB1--this is picture is a real winner. She neatly balances the rage he inspires.

ABoC
 

Ah the emotionless Gator, if only he knew the fun he was having. The devotchka on the left, simply delectable.
 

The Gator oozes ugly through every pore on his body. I would like to walk up and give him a huge pirates eye.
 

http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Hangar/5047/red-face.jpg
 

This guy looks like a gay action-figure.
 

guy looks like hes going to explode from flexing every muscle in his body....or is really constipated...
 

guy looks like hes going to explode from flexing every muscle in his body....or is really constipated...