Decisions, decisions...

Rabbit Season, Duck Season and Hot Olive Oyle.
 

Miserable tools! Yikes on the Pan's Labyrinth hottie!
 

Sigh. Why? Why must dudes who'd otherwise get a pass instead do doucheface that looks like a gerbil? Do you have some fondness for gerbils we should know about?

As for the Jesus bling, I've made note of it before. Ug. I think the irony of Jesus' nonviolent ways juxtaposed against and merged with an object normally used as military identification is probably lost on them. So are most things. Like the fact that you look like a confused orangutan when you make a face like that. Selah.
There's also a giant spider growing out of douche on the left's armpit.
 

I call this picture: "Hot, lovely, monkey girl Bleeth between two Grieco virus baboon incubators." How can you do this hot, lovely, monkey girl? How? Monkey girl's exposed waist and tummy skin are, well, angelic and her gaping pie hole awaits my money shot for a soothing tonsil massage. And by money shot I mean my DNA. Oh, and boobies.
Salvador Douchalí
 

perhaps jesus was a douchebag? although fake tan, hair gel, sunglasses, and pink collared shirts were not around back then.

perhaps a douchebag in the time of christ wore white robes and sandals and walked around all self important. all the women flocked to him, and in infuriated the other menfolk.

then they killed jesus, the first douchebag...and instead of destroying douchianity only made it stronger.

Now, the mark of the douche is proudly displayed on the chest of his doucheciples.

yes thats right. doucheciples.

im going to burn in hell
 

these fucks should be shot.


-crow
 

you may burn in hell bcs, but i'll be there with you, in front row seats.

doucheciples. seriously? that's genius.
 

douche vader: awesome points.
 

Being a Sondheim man myself, I could only think of going all Sweeney Todd on their greasy asses. But I wouldn't have the heart to serve them.

Can you imagine the disgusting putridity of the aspic these two xtian choads would become? Oh, jesus, now my guts are cramping. I feel a colon blow-like explosion about to happen. All because of a couple of slimy asswipes sandwiching this tanked vagina holster. What the hell happened to my constitution?

Please tell me she's wasted or their playing Pour Some Sugar on Me. How else can we explain her enjoyment of the situation?
 

thanks pfah coming from you that is a real compliment

w.w.d.b.d.?
 

that chick gave me a boner.

Thing is, those guys gave me boners too!
 

Thanks anon. And I would like to update my previous description. Rather than "confused orangutan", he looks more like "orangutan whose mom just opened his bedroom door while he was masturbating."
 

"Balls of scrotal decay" - No pun intended I suppose.

Great job DB1 - this is one of the funniest commentaries in a while.

There's something totally hot about this chic but I can't really describe what it is. Know what I mean?? I can't believe she's with these 2 choads. Oh wait, yes I can. So sad. Hopefully she shows up in my dreams later.
 

Is that Jeremy Piven's retarded brother on the right?
 

Alright I know a lot has been made about 'bags and there orange tendencies lately, but this chick is translucent.

Christ, there is a sun in Philadelphia Deandra.
 

The douche on the left looks like the brother of Rupert Everett that is kept locked in the basement.

Hottie, what the f are you thinking?!
 

jesus tags = tall douche from tv show "how i met your mother".

Douche A Didi Didi Dum DiDi Douche
 

Go back to Estonia, douchebags. Stop polluting good american girls with eurodouchism--we have enough american douchebags doing this on a daily basis. We don't come to your country and steal your potatoes then make them into french fries.
 

All three of these phallus-gargling rimjobbers should have their toenails peeled back for the ridiculous faces they put on.

Ok.. I'm pushing it but even when I make a cameo appearance at the local social gathering, I try to avoid pictures at all costs. There's a reason why the lighting is dim.
 

Doucheronomy?

The son, the father and the holy choad?

While we're on the express train to hell lets take the rest of civilization with us. I'm almost positive this pic confirms that somewhere in the line of the papacy the Grieco virus has been transmitted to god. http://www.markmallett.com/blog/wp-images/Pope__Mark.jpg

See you down there.
 

It's the Butabi brothers!
 

I trash choads, 'bags, and scrotes. It's our jobs. It's our moral responsibility. Yet, we are nice to the Hotties, mostly. But the hotties are just as responsible for HCwDB as the 'bags.
Yesterday on The Tyra Show (God her legs & boobies) featured "Tyra's Finishing School," where really rude people were instructed on how not to be so rude. One choadbag named Jesse has such bad manners, he actually sits on the toilet with his laptop and talks to his girlfriend Kathy at the same time.
This guy was a slob, a pig, a vulgarian, and a 1000% Choadmunching Grieco Speciman and yet his "girlfriend" Kathy was a goddess. An unbelievable angel. Yet, this hottie/goddess gave this vile Griecochoad the sweets. OK. Hottie's beware. We will critique thee. The phenomenon that is "Beauty and the Beast" must end. The hotter the hottie the bigger the Choad. Hotties with low self worth, low esteem, and low value + Bleeth = Grieco vacuum that must be filled.
Oh, and boobies.
Heinrich Himmlerdouche
 

Rather than accoutrements, we really need to start calling them doucherements. jesus bling, dog tags, pookah shells, enormous tats, mandanas, et al...
 

Well I hate to ruin their DP fantasy but I really think they could feel each other's weenies better without all that icky female flesh getting in the way. Get a room, Doctors from Portland.

DB1: "...let me hump her leg like a shreiking rhesus monkey..."

beautiful.
 

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Our weiners... they touch the lady, no? Is good! We party!


Jesus tags? Looks like the Army Chaplains are out to discourage suspicion that's been brewing under the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" surface.

"Is this good? Will this settle things down on base, once it circulates? Can we ditch the camera and the girl and go back to playing 'Praying In The Mess Hall' in the van?"
 

these guys are fucking hot. fuck all of you. these douches could lick my cunt any day. meah.
 

@anon 10:15:

Give it a rest already, Fish Slap.
 

This little faggot needs thrown to the lions, christians are gay
 

BAHAHAHAHA!!!! I went to school with these fags!!! This is fucking perfect!! The ass-monkey on the right (his younger brother on the left) dated one of my exes and every time I walked past that fag, and mind you I'm no bad ass, he looked like he was one schphincter twitch away from shitting his pants!! He tried to avoid me at all costs like I'd threatened to ass fuck him with a 12 gauge. The biggest man bitch I've ever known. Thanks for this dude, really.
 

hey nice comment! i know these guys too! haha sooo funny. what's your name and who did you date?
 

Haha I remember these guys too. To wierd. But I always thought they were hot! What if we all know each other? Hmmm. Well I totally think these guys are way hot still and if that's a man bitch then I'd gladly be his puppy. Woof!
 

I've never met a Devin, I went to school in Seffner. You?
 

Douche on left: "hey bitch get out of the way!"
 

i went to king. i don't talk to them anymore but i definitely used to. who did you date? i'm guessing you weren't friends with these guys huh? they were cool to me but it's nice to know their other side! haha!