Douchebag's already gotten her pants off....damn douchebag!!!

Yummy, luscious, lemon-drop melons.
 

The guy is def a douche but the chick is a complete butterface. Waking up next to her the morning after without her make-up on would be a frightening experience. Awesome boy though.

This guy is one of the greasiest people I have ever seen. The shaven eyebrow, the sparse facial pubes, the earring, and the open shirt. I have to go shower now.
 

Okaaaay, now I know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas. THAT dress. Or kitchen towel. Perhaps ripped yellow tube sock. Whatever you want to call it. Dayam.
It makes me angry just knowing that 50ish percent of her ass is touching his leg. He's like the evil counterpart to Velvet Jones. That someone has recently given him a dirty sanchez makes me feel a little bit better.
 

If her father could see this picture he would get into a warm bath and open one of his veins
 

That's the greatest (lack of) dress these eyes have ever seen.
 

Somewhere between the syphilitic seizures, rectal shutdown and my last bong hit I had a hazy recollection of a dream with this tampon discharge in it. If ever there were a strong case to be made for the morning after pill this choad is certainly it. God I almost vomited on myself staring at the grease that is this pile of weasel excrement.

Abort now or douche later.
 

Banana peels all over the world were immediately enraged upon the release of this shocking photo.

They could believe that this Chiquita banana would allow that rat so close to her meaty fruit.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

28 Days Bag is wearing the suit he was buried in. Run Chicka, before he eats your brain.

At least her dress won't slow her running.

Pants are Just a Suggestion
 

Her dress is so short its like a beaver convertible....not that there's anything wrong with that.
 

nice lines in the head bro.. i didnt know super cuts had a drive thru..

i cant believe this rotten banana would even come near this antonio banderas wanna be homo piece of shit..

someone should tell hector to button his shirt up too.. with his broke ass hawaiian cocoa bead necklace..

-Deuce Six-
 

this yellow bumble bee is all kinds of hott. i sent my imagination on vacation as i dont need it for the time being. i can see exactly what this girl looks like naked, with me, on the shores of Baja, with a gallon of Cholula. i know i said that earlier this week, but i really mean it this time. jeez.

who is this dude? what a dickface. he's like Sean Paul and Vanilla Ice in a head-on collision. Fuck him and Fuck Fish Slap. Somebody call Pumpy to handle this..

-Crow
 

do you think that someday this site will be extremely well known throughout the world and all the various douchebags in it will get their pictures removed and suddenly, people all over the world will stop being douches and the douche virus will be destroyed once and for all thanks to this site and all it's contributors?????

me neither. this guy is a greasy hairlipped nothing. die.

hotties got nice tits, but her face is almost as hideous as his. these two should commit double suicide
 

by the way, the new CW series "Ricky and the Frog" premieres tonight at 9PM.

Ricky fucking rules.
 

It's vanilla ice hair on an Al Qaeda terrorist.
This is it DB1. You can stop now, our war is over. Murdock wants you to only photograph, do not engage the dbags.
It can't get any worse than what you've put us through today.
I am shutting down the ol dell and having a thursday night party with my old friend johnnie walker.
 

Is he supposed to be sporting corn rows? Gag.

After seeing this pic, I need to find a dress like hers.
 

Olive Loaf? More like head cheese.

Even a mohel couldn't tell this ass bag from a discarded foreskin.
 

yellow is the new boner.
 

This is the guy who failed the audition for Menudo. And nice mustache by the way fella. Will that scrawny caterpillar eventually turn into a butterfly?
 

Just to end my week on a high note I'd love to rip that yellow stip of cloth on her and just stare at those oodles of breasts swinging at me like cartoon eyes

USS Douchenbag
 

Gorgeous under-sideboob. Unfortunately, the Grieco Virus is spreading from him to her via their hair. It's impossible to tell where his grease ends and hers begins. OR- I should say- HIS grease is slowly taking her over. Face first.
 

The only way I'm keeping my soul from turning black and crusty upon viewing Tube Sock Hott's (tm Douche Vader) near-nakedness on Greaseball's lap is to imagine that she's a really, really horrible person. So horrible that if I were in her presence, I'd immediately want to punch her. Well, after the lovin'. Which will be quick, since she's eliminated that annoying undressing stage.
 

Oh, yeah...

And I must say that I am already nausious at the very prospect of a notion of a thought of an idea of the approaching weeklys.

DB1, these past two days Have to go down in Douche History.
 

mistress julie, if you find a dress like that, it'll probably be disguised as a dish towel in your kitchen. That's not to say don't wear it...wear it by all means and please, take pictures...you know to share with the group.

yellow is the new boner

Best line of the day, pfah.
 

Her dress is more abbreviated than Myanmar coup attempt.

the douchess of kunt
 

I'd bet she could carry 2 or 3 of those dresses in that matching purse
 

no words can describe how quickly I would undress Ana Banana hottie.


and that guy looks like a broke ass Paolo Guerrero (a Peruvian soccer player)

pics below...

http://blog.fanfaktor.de/images/jose-paolo-guerrero.jpg

http://www.rpp.com.pe/images/portada/deportes/178051.jpg

-Gunna
 

Like a series of body shots and kicks from Rampage Jackson, this is the one that put me out for the count. I'm tapping out for the day. Too much douche for anyone to take in one day. And boobies.
 

thanks k-fed.
 

olive loaf. Olive Loaf. OLIVE LOAF!!! whoa. I was having a nightmare.

I miss darksock.

anon@9:58 from Twin Peaks: You still suck and I want my 2 dollars.
 

This bag is a mess, he cant tell weather he wants to be johnny cash, serena williams, wayne newton or juan valdez.


Rocky
 

Butterface or not, that's some serious bonerific innerboob.
 

He hasn't got the muscle mass to be Serena Williams although he is sporting one of her previous bewildering hairstyles.
 

If Pfah doesn't mind me riffing, "Lemon is the new boner." And by boner I mean my surreal boner. Db1: "Hosing him down?!?! "J. Christ already, water and grease don't mix nor do Hotties and 'Bags. Two impossibilities do not make a right, right? It's simple physics people. Except in Crazy Hottie/Choadmuncher World. The only way out of this conundrum is for Lemon Hottie to use her own tart fluid to cut zee 'bags grease from her luscious melons and patoot so I can consummate my love for her. Oh, and boobies.

Salvador Douchalí
 

This photo reminds me of the time I walked in on my brother masturbating to Animaniacs. Not at all similar, but equally as disturbing. I need scotch.
 

butterface or not i would rip her six new assholes...as for antonio bandouche, well he needs to stop being so goddamn creative with his conair shaver, seriously whats with all the hair slits, what is this 1984?
 

that girl is so hot i have nothing to say about the uberscrote. except that he's a douchebag.
 

Looks like the douchebag has been watching a bit too much "Blade"!!!
 

WHORE,MEET DOUCHE.
DOUCHE,MEET WHORE.
Her- "I'm not wearing underwear,
and I LOVE IT IN THE ASS."
Him- "Hey, I'm not wearing
underwear...and I LOVE IT IN
THE ASS!"
 

This hurts my soul.

He looks like he might be Jeff Goldblum's distant cousin who makes his way around as a really half-assed Johnny Depp impersonator... Johnny Divet, perhaps... who every once in a while manages to fool an inebriated lovely long enough to perch her on his loins.

She's got a vague Stepanie McMahon thing going, but mostly she looks like... ohhh... like...

God, I hate you, Johnny Divet!



Johnny's Zorro outfit provided by: Aberzombie and Witch Costume Supply

Johnny's hair provided by: His drunken friends, after he passed out on the sofa

Stephy's dress provided by: God (a subsidiary of Time Warner)
 

WHAT!! WHAT!!! Yellow. I love yellow.
I. I am speechless. Yellow! I wanna scream it from a mountain top. YELLOW!!! I... I have to go.
 

Dude's forehead looks like Charlie Brown's shirt.
 

Is it just this site calling attention to them that makes me think Dbags are getting Dbaggier (???) and the HC's who get sucked up in it are getting sucked upier (!?!?)?

Im going to stop on the way home and pick up something to drink. And two for the road.
 

Is that a dress? It looks like yellow cellophane that snapped under pressure. If the Mistress Julie obtains one, will she wear it on her bike and provide photographic evidence? Those sorts of teases are painful for one so depressed.

The Columbian Rick Springfield reminds me of El Douchebarge, the effeminent pop singer from the '80s.

I would pluck her pimentos with my forked tongue while drawing life size contour maps of her torso with sidewalk chalk on a canvas made from the hides of baby harp seals. It's the sacrifice that counts, people.

- the saddest guy in the world
 

the photo looks front on, but is also very side boob. Does it qualify as side boob? If so, BOOBIES!

Down Under Douche
 

yellow is the new boner.
Her dress is more abbreviated than Myanmar coup attempt.
butterface or not i would rip her six new assholes

I'm crying now...thanks guys...


And Sam/McTickle - that's just all sorts of wrong...unless it was to the nurse, then it's just sorta wrong.
 

Great, now I'm suffering from sensory OverChoad !!
 

Olive loaf? No, more like the loaf I found floating in the toilet at Applebee's.

Goddamn, hottie. The potential for beaver is so great that I may just call myself Eddie Haskell.
 

Sideboob is glorious.

Rico Suave the 3rd's eyebrow slash should of remained in the 1990s where it belonged.

The yellow slut uniform is a major plus.
 

That is the first toupee I've ever seen made entirely from Romanian peasant eyebrows.

I am about to get sent home for speed-humping my desk again. She has the kind of body that makes guy's testicles vomit through their pee-pees. Seriously.

This didactic eye-gouge is the purest and strongest example of hate/lust dichotomy that I've seen in recent memory. Thank/Damn you, DB1.
 

So i haven't been posting the last couple days cus i've been sick and bed-ridden. I sign on to HCwDB for the first time in a couple days and this is what i see. GOOD FUCKING GOD!!!? Can't I ease back into it. Its like not driving for a year and then having to get behind the wheel of an F1 racer.

That thigh, those boobies.... that douche. This is all very overwhelming right now.

I think i need to lay back down.
 

Bagglio: she's not sick but I'll bet she's been bed-ridden. By catapillar skull boy, tragically.

Welcome back!
 

the guy is kinda sexy in an exotic, but cliche' way... the braids need to go and he wouldn't be a douche