Saturday, September 22, 2007
The Panda
This isn't even doggie stylin'. More like Panda Pawin'.
G.I. Choad is rockin' the military haircut like he's storming the beach at Harrah's Hotel and Casino. He's paradouching in to the Strip to take out some hotties, Green Beret style. And by Green Beret style, I mean Panda 'Baggin.
No real bling to up the obnoxious factor. But the sunglasses and cell phone stylin', as well as that pucker lipped douche-face, qualify for State Trooper Fratchoad.
And of course, the Tri-Budlite bendable hottie with Kung Fu Grip. She's all sorts of slutty tablecloth raunch.
The kind you never, ever, under any circumstances, introduce to your mom. Instead you rent her an apartment on the upper east side and keep the whole thing quiet.
But even paying that $2200 a month rent is worth it. Every penny. No doubt about it.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:05 PM 
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Hey brother, he is actually a military choad. I direct your attention to the Dockers Khaki shorts and penny loafers. He's a military man, no doubt about it.
As for the hottie....well, yes...$2200 a month seems about right.
As for the hottie....well, yes...$2200 a month seems about right.
# posted by 
: 5:55 PM
: 5:55 PM
I give George Patton a pass on this one. Checkerboard hottie is rather aggressive in offering up her pooper to his 88mm howitzer, and he looks like he is ready to join the airborne with a leap off the balcony.
Why don't I ever have these problems?
- Scrunt
Why don't I ever have these problems?
- Scrunt
# posted by : 7:29 PM
: 7:29 PM
Nice man-sandals (mandals?)and receding hair line scrote. Gotta love how she needs to double fist her beers to back up that pipefarter. Can't somebody blow up Vegas? It seems like it is America's central magnet for bleeth/choad. It has tremendous pull, grabbing anything it can from SanDiego/LA pussbags, and through the East coast, including NYC and the Massholes.
Go to hell Panda, go to hell and die!
The Mayor of Douchtopolis
Go to hell Panda, go to hell and die!
The Mayor of Douchtopolis
# posted by : 5:10 AM
: 5:10 AM
Voodoo Lounge @ Rio sucks, except for its good view...
Celeb Douche (a.k.a. Snoop Douchy Douchhe)
Celeb Douche (a.k.a. Snoop Douchy Douchhe)
# posted by : 7:39 AM
: 7:39 AM
Although Posable Hottie does have a certain je ne sais quoi (French for "the somewhat appealing essence of drunken whoredom"), there's no way that the bill would only come out to $2200 per month. She will steal your credit card and buy thousands of dollars worth of distressed furniture from Pier 1 for that apartment. Not to mention yoga music CDs so she can be "cultured."
Private Pyle should enter the latrine with a loaded weapon, stat.
Private Pyle should enter the latrine with a loaded weapon, stat.
# posted by : 8:37 AM
: 8:37 AM
I think the real determination of douche-level on this one is whether or not GI Joe is giving the pursed-lips + hand symbol (instant-douche) or, is military-choad communicating to his buddy that he will need the room to deliver the “O”-face because the hooker he called of the flyer has finally arrived... (hard-up douche).
Either way, panda-chick looks like she could ride for days...
Either way, panda-chick looks like she could ride for days...
# posted by : 10:58 AM
: 10:58 AM
Vegas- how i manage to continue to live in this town boggles my mind. so much douche- native and imported.
oh by the way, Voodoo is the perfect place for a nice view, a strong drink (the Witch Doctor) and hollering at a 6 or 7 at best.
It has improved though with the stripper poles downstairs so that every midwestern girl can live the dream of being a skanky pole dancer. plus, you are often treated to the sight of drunk actual strippers working it on their day off. still, did meet the most awesome blonde there one nite so.....NAW! still too douchified.
oh by the way, Voodoo is the perfect place for a nice view, a strong drink (the Witch Doctor) and hollering at a 6 or 7 at best.
It has improved though with the stripper poles downstairs so that every midwestern girl can live the dream of being a skanky pole dancer. plus, you are often treated to the sight of drunk actual strippers working it on their day off. still, did meet the most awesome blonde there one nite so.....NAW! still too douchified.
I wonder if the sheer force of this cuties' rump knocked this man to his death. Notice the look of shock on this greasy behemoths face...look vaguely familiar? Maybe when you had too much Puerto Rican Rum and everybody in the house took turns slapping your exposed genetalia with tree branches and their ass-cheeks?
-HanksAnAss-
-HanksAnAss-
# posted by : 3:19 PM
: 3:19 PM
This shit is way to posed. It hits on all the cylinders--Vegas, over priced club, popped collar, doggie bag, drink in hand. I cry foul. I mean, she isn't even bleethed out at all. And he arms aren't even shaved, not to mention no arm tats or slimy forehead. No bag, just a poser.
# posted by : 3:59 PM
: 3:59 PM
A Commingler's Prayer: Polka-dot thunder thighs hottie, please pop my skull like a nutcracker and release me from this ever expanding vortex of 'bag hell. First, douche thyself from the Grieco Virus and second, display thy sparkling cleavite...and then...a spanking. A spanking!! A spanking!!! Amen.
Il Douché
Il Douché
# posted by : 4:18 PM
: 4:18 PM
As a former Paratrooper myself, all I can say is that those are some mighty skinny ankles he's got. I hope he tapes them, or their goin to snap like twigs when he hits the strip.
Stand up, clip on, and shuffle to the door. Jump right out and shout 'BLEETH WHORE!'
Stand up, clip on, and shuffle to the door. Jump right out and shout 'BLEETH WHORE!'
# posted by : 6:12 PM
: 6:12 PM
Aside from the somewhat douchey expression, he looks rather douche-less (at least in relative terms), even with the polka dottie hottie.
- Oucheday Agbay
- Oucheday Agbay
# posted by : 6:29 PM
: 6:29 PM
I agree, not really a bag. Not with the WalMart clothing. Check the open pie hole on polka dot. Geez, she could swallow a fencepost! She'll probably wake up hung over and wonder how she got a sliver in her lip.
# posted by : 7:57 PM
: 7:57 PM
She has a debt collection agency ass, by which I mean it just won't stop. She looks like R. Crumb just drew her. Which is a good thing. Yowza!
@TDTDTDisonfire:
Clip on? C'mon man, you never made it through Jumpmaster. It's stand up, HOOK UP, shuffle to the door, walk right out and count to 4. Clip on is what his tie would be when he sports his dress blues.
She is one of those hot officer ladies who work for generals. Look at those legs. She runs a sub 6 minute mile that's for sure. At least she could on my treadmill, and by treadmill I mean, -1C with a steerable canopy.
Clip on? C'mon man, you never made it through Jumpmaster. It's stand up, HOOK UP, shuffle to the door, walk right out and count to 4. Clip on is what his tie would be when he sports his dress blues.
She is one of those hot officer ladies who work for generals. Look at those legs. She runs a sub 6 minute mile that's for sure. At least she could on my treadmill, and by treadmill I mean, -1C with a steerable canopy.
I really thought that we were done with these Doggiebagging pics. Damn you to Douche Hell DB1!!!!!! Just plain wrong.
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