Look at the gnarl on far right. Damn, talk about the contrast principal here. Middle-hot's the only thing to semi-grace the pic. MILF-style.

What an asshat (literally made of donkey) in the background. Fitting, since this guy is an asshole. Pimple, you are the load that should've been shot on the bedpost.

Love,

Honus Bagner
 

ehhh, these ladies just don't float my boat.

David Caruso hotty to the left is about to belch out a technicolor yodel.

Applecheek Chris-Noth on the right looks like a silly putty bust made by Winona Judd's most disturbed fan.

And the middle one looks like she sits next to Regis Philben for a living.

But they're still way out of Wooldor Douchebat's league. I can only imagine what than skullsock must smell like; ketones, rancid bacon, Doral smoke and stale Stroh's.

Another dude in the background is wearing a knit cap too; did these women stumble into a longshoreman bar?
 

Blond on left just broke up with her boyfriend. She totally wants to like party tonight with her two hot friends who've been clubbing since they arrived in the US by way of russianbrides.net. They allow her to come out, she gets so plowed that she pukes in her own hair at 10, takes home the Pimple at 10:30, and is eating at Denny's by midnight.
That, or she just got hit in the back of the head with a frying pan.
Notice Pimple's Lenin-like pose as he gazes off into the middle distance, inspiring millions of workers to peacefully go about their day farming beets.
 

I like the Amazonian Queen in the background pointing at the camera saying, "Hey, there's a normal one...he isn't wearing a sticking cap."

Right hottie looks like one of the astronauts in Outland shortly after their spacesuit rips.

"David Caruso" hottie - incredible darksock.

Middle hottie likes Jesus more than beer.
 

thom yorke + bam margera = douchetastic
 

"David Caruso hotty to the left is about to belch out a technicolor yodel."

thanks darksock. i sprayed hot coffee all over my monitor. this picture makes me itch.
 

Is that a dude dancing on stage wearing a black diaper and knee-high dress socks?

I can only imagine what that skullsock must smell like; ketones, rancid bacon, Doral smoke and stale Stroh's.

Funny as shit, darksock!
 

They look like chicks in their thirties who are trying to prove that they fit in with the college crowd.

Dude looks like some random who's trying to fuck up a picture.

Since I sometimes do the same thing, I'm gonna say "not a douche".
 

Where are the hot chicks in this photo? I see a douche bag, for sure. The three femmes in the front look more like versions of Species, and not when she was a hot chick. Blech!
 

stick a blond wig on a velociraptor, and you get the blond to our left.
 

I bet these chicks were sssmokin in 1996...
 

gotta be a drag party. i'm gonna be sick

Lotd
 

I think this is the cast for the upcoming feature film Mean Girls 2. Yes, I saw Mean Girls. I heard you see Tina Fey in a bra, which happens at the very beginning. Plus, I'm a huge Rachel McAdams fan.

Anyway, these are The Plastics. These chics suck. And the dude is too stoned to say anything to any of them that will actually increase his chances of scoring.
 

Oh, please! You all know if middle chick came up to you and said, "Do me now". You'd quiver in gratitude and beat the land speed record in ripping down your zipper.

Damn I had no idea it was National Goofy Hat Day. Thanks for keeping our calendars up to date DB1
 

damn K-fed how did I miss the dude in the Black Diaper? (Black Diaper is an awesome band name btw).

Here's your reward for that awesome catch -Sean Connery in a red diaper:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Zardoz_zed.jpg

The movie is Zardoz. Don't ask. Just rent.
 

He's got a look on his face like he's pissing his pants.

And for the record, these chicks ain't cute. Isn't the one on the far left Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm?
 

It’s nice to see Jambi the genie from Pee Wee's playhouse was able to procreate.

Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho
 

@ aging hippie liberal.

What no secret word of the day?


ARRHAHHRHGGHGHGHHGH!!!!!!!
 

@ spinnaker,

Umm no I wouldn't. Maybe if i was single, it was like 3:30am, i was bored, oh and if we went to her place.

Also she would have to believe my name was Dirk. Dirk Mcbeefcake. or Steve McSlamfist.

Lotd

BTW, I'll be shocked if anyone gets that ref
 

@darksock8:56,

I used to have respect for Sean Connery. Thanks for that pic, I can never enjoy an old-school James Bond movie ever again.
 

You're welcome, Mish Munnypenny.
 

I don't think this qualifies for HCwDB for 3 reasons:

1. These women are not attractive. Looking at the larger-format picture made me try to wipe the foundation off my monitor. And their facial structure? I would not be surprised if at least two of the three were trannies.

2. He does not appear to actually be 'with' the girls. Unlike other pictures in the collection, which show some definite possession of HC by DB, this guy could merely be a background bystander.

3. I'm not sure the tilted wool cap is sufficient to show douchiness and there are no other indicators of the malaise in his demeanor. Maybe I'm just jaded from the endless online parade of ripped oily guidos.

No HC + No w + Possible No DB = not worthy of HCwDB.
 

I think this picture is on the home page of the Vladivostok Tourist Bureau.


Say whatever else you will, Hattie McDoucheial needs a Best Supporting Douche statuette and a gift certificate for one free "bitch-slappin' the unmerited smug look off your face".
 

LoTD:
Punch McHardchest
Big McLargehuge

Surprised we didn't come up with that before for Pumpy or Old No.7...
 

Turtle!
 

i like to think of this guy as a hippie douche, plus where the fuck did jack black come from in the back?

nice hat fuck stick..
 

Awwwwww, what a cute picture. Three soon-to-be-divorced MiLFs and one of them brought along her 'special needs' son. And the one on the left, who looks like she's about to toss her cookies, is a Jr. High School teacher who's banging zit-faced 13 year olds. This picture just oozes the best of humanity.
 

Looks like the roofies are kicking in with blondie on the left. The one on the right needs to drink more before she goes to dreamland. Proof that not all blondes have fun.
 

I am LIVING for the T -Bone Steak Cheek Implants that trophy wife on the right is rockin.

she is one hotass bitch whos married a dentist by now.

Oh and boobies. Boo bies boo bie booo bies.

pimple =aka woolchoads five and dime.
 

Dear Lemon,
GJ, you move up on the ten pt scale. you're cooler (and geekier) than you let on.

Lotd