Doucheus Erectus.
The choad from which all others arose.
 

Man capris.
 

Ah, my sweet home Chicago. This is a little pocket of Lake Michigan near downtown Chicago where tons of bags come together. They call it the Playpen. I pass it everyday to and from work, and everyday I want to launch a torpedo into it.
 

Yep, nothing worse than your seeing your city used as a prop for some douche baggery.
 

Faggy blue man capris.
 

DB1, how wrong you are. The primitive douche tool has any number of uses. For example:

-Police can use him as a battering ram.
-Children can use his greasy torso as a slip and slide.
-Farmers as a scarecrow (although you may scare birds but attract bleeths).
-The Military can use him as a form of biological warfare.
-Or, my personal favorite, you can use his face as a boot scraper.
 

Wow, Screech has really hit the weight room lately.

- Oucheday Agbay
 

An important aside, I think the hott has been unfairly ignored in the comments thus far.

wearing a playboy necklace (Her personal Jesus, maybe?).
And is that a real tan? looks a bit fake.
And what hasn't been said about wearing stilettos studded with fake diamonds, wearing a bikini, while rocking large sunglasses, on a boat, on a cloudy day?

But then again, the piercing with the surrounding abs is choice.

ps So sad tool's pecs are blocking the only ray of light in this cloudy picture, glorious sideboob!
 

So I just introduced my 76 year old Father to this site. His only comment was, and I quote; "Jesus Christ, how in the hell do all these dorky lookin' guys get with these great lookin' women?" Proof positive that even the wisest among us are perplexed by this conundrum.
 

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but look at the bushy-haired leggy hott who looks like as if she's a 'living fossil' of the Neanderthals from southern Spain.
mahn, the way she's touching that douchewank's abs is getting me a hardon from half way on other side of the world.
Lucky Scrote. I'm about to puke.

oh, and DB1, you're a literary genius, know that? why didn't they give the Pulitzer to you?

"We'd drive across the Kalahari on a stolen Vespa.......Fig Newtons to sustain us."

WOW, i says, WOW!!!
 

This prostate pounder can't get away with anyone thinking he's straight, no matter how hot that chica is. Let's face it, he just woke up from a late night at the Man Hole and still prefers his jammy scrubs and Loverboy style headband to regular male boating duds.
Thank god we didn't have to catch him in his Speedos.
 

Ok if its cold enough to be pants weather, it is not warm enough to be no shirt weather.

But then again its not quite pants weather either, as referenced by his choice of baby blue fag-i mean capri pants.

So the capri pants say his ankles don't get cold, but the teri cloth wrist n head band say hhis forehead and wrists are very sensitive to the cold. He's also hairless, i think he has a thyroid problem. And by thyroid i mean douche.

PS. The HC is amazing.
 

What's going on? Is Bon Jovi having a concert on Lake Michigan?
 

Oh man I'd like to split Daisy Fuentes hottie like wet pine...


Don Juan de la Douche
 

The work his plastic surgeon did on his cleft is well, surreal. Is hottie wearing one shoe only? She definitely puts HCwDB's right back on track by displaying gorgeous girls with absolute choadmunching Grieco spawn. But would Hottie be with any other? Of course not. Oh, and boobies.

Salvador Douchalí
 

I'm not saying for sure that he's gay, but I can just hear this guy complaing that the lettuce in his asian chicken salad is of poor quality.
 

my own hometown! ugh, this epidemic must be stopped. then again, that would mean my favorite time-wasting site wouldn't get any updates.

i want to kick this fucker in the teeth
 

Maybe she's not wearing any shoes and the diamonds around her ankle are an anklet. Does his wristband have a Nike logo on it? She needs to lose the black shorts so we can see more of her fine ass!

Bill Bellidouchecheck
 

I would like to see this douchebag force-fed his own shit until he suffocated. The hottie is rather amazing...the longer I look at her, the harder my boner grows.
 

DB1, this primitive tool is a butt plug for a circus elephant. It's very effective post enema when the pachyderm must perform a late show.
 

Yeah, he's a douchebag. Not unlike many others we've abused here. Yeah, he's wearing powder blue man-capris. Yeah, he's got the Mike Reno headband going. But that "hottie"? WTF? Is it me or can you hear her skin trying desparately to stretch itself over those breast implants? Jeez, Doc, you used the smallest size and there's still not enough boobskin to cover 'em!
 

Uh... anybody else 'cept me notice that this is Fish Slap's girl from "Slapdance" below?

1. pointy beak
2. playboy bling
3. high-compression melons
4. orange glow
5. debra-messing hair
6. same chin
7. same angle on the eyebrows

Or does she have a twin sister?
 

@il choadrino said

You nailed it. I thought the face/hair was different, but you got it. Same playboy bling, plus black wristband and two rins on the right hand. Same hottie. As for the fake tan comment, it's possible but at least with the color composition of this pict, it's a very attractive tan.

This is one of the most amazing hotties I've see on this site in a while. Unfortunately, this pic lives up to the sites name with this snaggle-toothed, capri-panted, shaved-chested pile of scrote. A wonderful/revolting ying/yang to behold/retch.

I think the Nike write band is to remind this mental midget which hand he should use to "Just Do It".
 

so its official then...the slap lives in chicago. and here i thought all these idiots had moved to la.
 

She's ill-proportioned; her torso's longer than "The Simarillion"; she's like a human daschund.

"high-compression melons"...heh heh

And to capri-choad: Jay Leno called; and you know what he wants back...
 

That's it, between the Bears losing and this douchebag using the building Farley died in to show off his doucheosity, I am moving to Pittsburgh. Lake Douchigan is what it shall be named now.
 

mathew mccounagay? professional look-alike?
 

Mike B what a tool