OMG! Is that the retarded offspring of an unnatural coupling between Bono and Art Garfunkle?
 

No ed, I think it's the retarded offspring of Napoleon Dynamite and Carrot Top.

Chick is awfully orange isn't she?
 

Heeead! Moooove! NOW!
 

I'm sorry, I meant Bono, Art Garfunkle, and Steven Hawking?
 

ahahaha oh my god. this is one of those rare pics like Ricky in which I am not angered at all. This pic is just simply hilarious.
 

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@tricky dick ahaha nice. GO CRY ON YOUR GIANT PILLOW!
 

Is that douchebag really a tard? Because that's an awfully nice couch for Chuckie Cheezes.
 

Is this "What The Fuck/I Fail To See The Hot Chicks" day at HCwDB or what? Did I miss the memo?

Ok, Ed and MJ's comments were hilarious, but still, some HCs would be appreciated.
Sigh. I miss last week. Hotties on Boats and Large Shins.

Heeead! Pants! Now!
 

Seriously - is she putting him down after taking him out of his wheelchair?

And what's in her hand - is that a penis pump or a bong?
 

Now we're back to posting photos of the handicapped with bloody noses?

Jesus that's a big watch.
 

i'm with bcs on this picture. it's disturbing and hilarious all at once. this kid should stop trying so hard at being a douchebag and go back to quantum physics research. those rose-colored glasses are just ridiculous. at the risk of losing my eyesight, after studying his face closely, it looks like he's got a nosebleed. which explains the odd tilt of his massive head.
 

i can't believe they took Mask to the club. Where's his mom Cher????
 

"I'm meeelting. Meeeeeeeeeelllltiiing." And I'm creeped out. And it takes a lot to creep me out. This is definitely Post Fish Slap Syndrome here people. Take a good look. Grieco Virus for everyone!!! When Jesus multiplied the Fishes and Loaves there was enough to go around and much left over. So it is with this classic 'Bag. This is the first time that I will pass on boobies. Perhaps this is why Jesus Tags Hottie is so happy. She didn't end up with this Choadmuncher. Oh, and boobies.

Salvador Douchalí
 

Did we learn nothing from the Shiavo kerfuffle?

Do Not Resuscitate means do not resuscitate! I guess nurse Candi didn't get the order and took Ginger McFeedingtube here for his daily outing to Lou's House of Dialysis and Dance Club.

I have to say I'm conflicted by this picture. On one hand we shouldn't ridicule the handicapped, but on the other hand there are immutable laws of 'bag slaying. I blame DB1 for making my soul die a little bit today.
 

Damn it to hell, db1. This week wins the 'creep me out' prize. Between the scrote and the volume of the comments feed, I can't get a fricken thing done at work.
 

Big Brothers and Big Sisters of America at it's best. Should either of them be drinking alcohol? Scary, man. Scary.
 

Humpty Dumpty Ed I am calling you out for calling me cracked. Stephen Hawkins - brutal man.

Although I did enjoy Lou's House of Dialysis and Dance Club. Why has no one thought of this before?
 

My first instinct was to not pick on disadvantaged douches, heck this guy probably can't even dress himself. Then I noticed the bottles in the background. This choad is so drunk the term "Shitfaced" can be used literally.
 

If carrots were douches....


Wait... I guess they are.
 

It looks like Pia Zadora Hottie tried to sculpt a creepy Art Garfunkel bust out of 9 quarts of store-brand mayonnaise, an Edith Bunker wig, her grampaw's self-polarizing glasses and a mannequin arm. It's starting to melt in the heat and the budding artist, steadfastly haughty and proud in the face of defeat, is trying to save her masterwork.

Elvira's undertit isn't as pasty white as that forearm...
 

maybe you fellows are pissed because he got an 8 without having to pop his collar or use product in his hair. hmmm how does that sound?
 

The mighty MC Hawking he ain't, though he looks like he just had a Big Bizang in his pants...


Don Juan de la Douche
 

Quads here is having a less stellar hair day. If this tard was my kid I would bitch slap that stupid face off of him all the back to Notre Dame.

I never thought that midget deformed Benedict Arnold creature from 300 would get another role.
 

If you look closely Quadrapadouchic is gesturing to her hint of sideboob.

He may have downs but at least this douche knows where its at.
 

This is Benny and Denny Kravitz's little friend from Sunshine Assisted Living Homes.

Nurse Eva was responsible for keeping him in apple juice throughout the show.
 

anon 2:28 PM -

No, I'm pissed because someone gave you a computer with internet access. I'm actually happy for Howdy Doody to be pressing the flesh. You go, mayo boy!
 

I can't stop throwing up looking at this picture. Is that a bib on his shirt ? Blood under the nose or bad herpes. His watch is the size of a frisbee
 

sweet oden's raven! i didn't know they let retarded ginger douches out in public anymore.
 

I think Art is making doodie in his BVD's
 

he looks like a special ed version of Sean Penn's slimy coked out lawyer character in Carlito's Way.
 

I challenge the fact that that's a male. No way.
 

This has to be at a shortbus function. For one night, he gets to take off the crash helmet and leave the WWE lunchbox at home. Yeah, that's what it is. Please God, let it be that.
 

is....no...is it? Big Red?...the resemblence is uncanny...but no theres no way...is it?

-HanksAnAss-
 

stop hatin
Napoleon Doucheymite needs love too.

oh and boobies.

urrange boobies.

urrange.
 

Wassup with the dive watch? You know wadda you getting into?

Douche bagginator
 

It's funny how gingers can pretty much get any pussy that's wanted without putting forth any effort.
 

Ti, Tim...TIMMY!!!
 

that is art garfunkels kid.it is. i have seen him in person...he has a whiney voice.
 

it's Pat (from SNL)
 

This is Arielle Delfino Iwahori, the hottie. And the guy in the picture IS JAMES GARFUNKLE, son of Art Garfunkle. Just so you know.
 

damn, this kid really does look like he's struggling.

shorty looks like she could suck a good dick, though.