is that a fucking pager? please dont tell me this guys a doctor.
it better just be a cell phone fanny pack.

either way i want to plunge a knife into that unfunny sentence and then tear that halter off like a young republican boy tearing open a christmas present.
 

Spitters are Quiters, huh? I guess that's why he swallows.
 

I hope this douche gets put in a woodchipper.....feet first/
 

well.... say what you want about the choad, but his sleeveless shirt does bring up a good point.

if the dove represents peace, and the eagle represents freedom, what bird represents love?





the swallow.
 

sweet, he pissed himself
 

If Yasser Arafat was to fuck a Camel with Downs Syndrome - and that camel then decided to smoke crystal meth and drink paint thinners right through it's pregnancy) this Douche would be the outcum (geddit, geddit, instead of outCOME I substitu ....... ahhfageddaboutit).

What a splendiferous pile of fetid rancid goat-spoof this guy is.

With Love, Fatty McChoad
 

i like her, she is all sorts of Jewish or Italian girl with LOW self esteem
 

"Those who purchase shirts with annoying crude statements on them as a means of demonstrating humor and personality, have neither."

I want a shirt with that on it! I hate these losers with the loud T shirts
 

I guess he's advertising his exceptional homo-skillset. Note the greasy mark of the bag on forehead. Swallow hard, bag boy.
 

BCS, sure that's a pager and he's no doctor. He's a pizza delivery boy with a side gig givin head, hence the pager cuz he's in high demand.
 

What a dick.
I'd crap in a ziplock bag, take it to the party with me, then throw it on this guy when he wasn't looking and shout out "look everyone, Biff crapped his pants!". That'd show him.
Her, I'd ply with more Long Island Iced Teas, cover in horseradish, and do the seventh inning stretch.
 

technically, if there's anything there to spit, it's a little late to quit, cuz, uh, the jobs pretty much been done.

Although i like the sentiment, don't put it on your fucking shirt. And especially don't cut the sleeves off said shirt. choad.
 

Maybe they're just at some sort of watermelon eating festival and that's his political statement. Maybe he believes that snapping the seeds with the thumb and middle finger is more noble.

Her tentative smile says, "I've got to break up with this bag tomorrow."

That's good talk about the sequence of events douchevid @ 3:23.
 

At first i thought the shirt was pretty funny but the more I look at it the more gay it seems to me. Now it just looks like a declaration of his cock sucking skills....
 

At first i thought the shirt was pretty funny but the more I look at it the more gay it seems to me. Now it just looks like a declaration of his cock sucking skills....
 

I love how the lettering on the shirt isn't even balanced, like he had his mom make it for him.

The chick is a skank.

Also: guys who wear their cell phones clipped to their waistband - pussies, guys who wear muscle shirts -- real big pussies.
 

He got that shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch. No doubt in my mind. That store is there for those types along with Armani Exchange. He probably got her skinny ass at A&F too!
 

How does spitting on this chump make me a quitter?
 

Does this mean he swallows? It is quite brave of him to announce that to the world
 

Is he standing next to Vincent Schiavelli in a wig? I thought he was dead!
 

A spitter may be a quitter but musclebound Richard Nixon 'bag takes it in the shitter. Skinny chick has game, though.

the douchess of kunt
 

If I had been fucked by Yasser Arafat I too would turn to smoking crystal meth and drinking paint thinner although I would like to think our unholy spawn would have more going for it than this guy.

Nice call on the Vincent Schiavelli face. Unfortunately for her it is too true.
 

Sorry Giraffe hott just doesn't do it for me. She gets the cheap well drink and wristband clubbing goodness that she deserves.
 

He's no quitter, and neither is he.
 

Actually Spinnaker I take it back; she looks like David Paymer, not poor Vincent Schiavelli. I got my character actors mixed up.

Therefore, since Mr. Paymer is sexier than Mr. Schiavelli, she is indeed a hottie. Especially if she would shave her head to simulate Paymer's pattern male baldness.
 

It's hard to say how tall this guy is, but he still seems like the personification of that little cartoon dog that used to jabber and circle manically around the big, cooler dog.

"I got my pager on, Spike! I'm gonna get laid! Spitters are quitters, right, Spike? Look at this girl here! Do you think she's a quitter, Spike? I don't think she is! She hasn't thrown that drink in my face yet! Do you think she can read my shirt, Spike, do yuh?"
 

wait Im confused .

does this guy swallow loads or advocate swallowing loads?

Vegas needs to be quarantined.

Im like, seriously.
 

That's just horrible...were all going to hell...our culture is doomed!
 

I'm still thinking Vincent Schiavelli for her - without the Joe Fine curls.
 

yeah nice pager..obviously we've got an east coast douchebag on our hands..
 

I know this girl - she used to date a guy DJ JOHNNY GUNZ from the Jersey Shore. This pictures was undoubtably taken at DaJais She lives at that cheesy College Beach Bar.