I don't think he's double fisting, that looks like sunglasses in his right hand. Even worse as far as I'm concerned. Unless he's Corey Hart.
 

i dont want to alarm anyone, but there is a dude wankin it in the backround of the fishslap pic

-X
 

Platinum blondie looks suspiciously post-op to me. I'm sure they deserve each other.
 

Looks like Mark McGrath 'Bag just smelled his own pit. And indeed, Landing Strip 'Bag is holding sunglasses in his right hand, which seems fitting. This table doesn't look tough enough to double-fist. Unless they replace that bottle of water with a bottle of ubiqui-Goose.
 

Boo, creepy Skeletor face!

Hooray, sideboob!
 

If I were a betting man I would say that is 100% a tranny.
 

never let them see you sweat.
 

Hottie's Iron Cross necklace proves she's from Berlin, not Oslo, and has a day job as a poster-child for the master race. Unhappily, she is evidentally suffering an advanced bleeth infection because Smelly Cat's right sweaty armpit is in direct contact with her bare back (mmm, bare back) and she is not running shrieking from the room. Hopefully that's because her doberman is sitting obediently at her feet, waiting for the order to tear smelly cat apart.

Pants (and anti-perspirant, and a shower) are Just a Suggestion.
 

Sideboobalicious looks like the Dutch Black Widow to me. She has lured two grease flies into her web, and soon she will take them home and kill them.

Thank you, Dutch Black Widow.
 

I don't know what you other douches are thinking this slit looks 100% genuine to me!
 

@ anon 10:58!

Um. While the Bleeth is a sorry thing, Misogynistic Tossers can take it somewhere else, eh? That's the second most offensive term for cunt I've ever seen a ballsless choad write ANONYMOUSLY.

Bitch.
 

Has taint brush nuzzled up to armpitbag?

He's probably thinking "Beer bottle equals boyfriend's penis when I'm out in public."

Serious sideboob and underboob curvature. Looks like an augmented Beth O.
 

Wow, Clementine of Cappadoucha, such anger...a typo perhaps? Slut???
 

You rock, Charlie Sheen. YOU RAWK! And so do you, Los Lobos guy.

Her boobies look like peasant women's knees; they are bobbling left and right, looking around like dazed newborns awoken from their scarlet slumber. And I have their Moses basket riiiight here.

Is this Joan River's daughter that was with shirtless Ian Ziering bag earlier?

@ anon 10:58 - get some class, buddy. The proper term is "tooterbug". Or "Vah-Jay-Jay".
 

Or "slobbering gibbon mouth".
 

or "Soyuz docking station".
 

Could be, Ron McD. If so, my appologies, 10:58.

I'm just getting sick of asshats posting pure bile anonymously.
 

my bad, anon 10:58. Because "slut" is, er, less misogynistic....?
 

If that wasn't a typo, I completely agree with you, Clementine.

AS for the picture - this is a place I would never want to party. And who gets a flower tattooed on the under part of their arm?
 

Ever see HOSTEL? these poor fucks have NO idea that the Aryan Perfection next to them is getting paid to lure them to the chopping block. They are so douche-ridden, I wish that I could re-create the torch-to-eyeball scene on both of them. Then i would run back to the club and eat pills with Blondie.

oh, and Fuck Fish Slap.

-crow
 

Prick stole my t-shirt and tattoo look. Now I need a tattoo removal and a new shirt.

Fucker!
 

Cue music for Sure roll-on commercial:
"Raise your hand,
Raise your hand if you're Sure!"

If you're sure you're a douchebag.
 

Holy cow, her nipples are hanging down about where her belly button should be.
 

So spinnaker chic, are you saying if she takes her top off her tits will go bungee jumping?
Or will they hit the floor and roll away like marbles?
 

I think she just told him she still has a penis. The question is this...

Is that a happy response? or a sad one?

All fat douche next to him knows is that his ass aint gettin none tonight.
 

It's Bree Walker. But she had her mandibles replaced with real hands. Yay, Bree!
 

its all annoying and stupid, except for her innerboob and sideboob. that stuff isn't bad...
 

I think she's blinking an SOS at the person with the camera.

Her face says: "Look, sorry; I haven't been going with him that long. ...Although, just long enough to know that he's steadily drinking his ability to maintain an erection right down the drain.

...I'd switch off with the best friend, but... yeah, he's one beer shy of the 'flop'house, too."


There needs to be a smokejumper-type team to pull hotties out of the drunken clutches of limp-bound douches like this and deliver them from their nightly disappointment. ...They could be funded by the grateful hotties who've surely saved extra money from never having to buy their own drinks.
 

Surreal Plantinum Stardust is signing with the right hand index finger point that is blatant, phallic, and pederast, suggesting what will occur later between Choadmunch Tongue 'Bag and Wing Nut. Left Hand index finger sign is fey, lipid, and flaccid, indicating that a Viagra intervention will be required to consummate the former. Oh, and boobies.

Salvador Douchelí
 

That's not a sweat stain...

I think taintbrush peed on the tattknob next to him. And they both enjoyed it.

Oh, and boobies.
 

i like the pit sweat action this guy has going on..

why's ozzie guillen, on the right, hanging out with this fag?

i think there's some nipple slippage..

-Deuce Six-
 

"dribbling chin fungus" I have to swipe that one. Thanks.