Mr. Sproink, huge star in gay Vulcan porn!
 

Fuck you Fish Slap. And at this point, fuck your bitch too.


-Crow.
 

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Wow. I didn't know he had the ability to smile.

Then again, I'd be grinnin' like the Enzyte guy with that vixen grabbing my thigh.
 

christ.

and this is how my weekend gets kicked off. thanks DB1. and by 'thanks', i mean 'you are an ass'. we're leaving tomorrow to go see Mom, and this image will haunt my 3 hour drive. hell, it'll haunt my dreams tonight.

fish slap should put his cap back on. it would hide that odd 3-stripe male pattern baldness.

and sweetie? don't forget to take your Valtrex.
 

Goddamn, I cannot get past that ridiculous nose stud of his. The only people who should have those are hottie Bollywood actresses, not choad. It's like a guy getting a tongue stud - totally oblivious to its purpose.
 

Moterboat, Moterboat, Moterboat, Moterboat, Moterboat, Moterboat, Moterboat, Moterboat, Moterboat, Moterboat, Moterboat, Moterboat


Frodo Douchebaggins
 

hello my friends.

let me admit guilt, im responsible for puka shell paulie.

he was a friend on my wife's myspace.

after further examination, he is, in fact, a rope gobbler.

so props to all of you whose gaydar went off on that picture.

changing subjects, fish slap has brought the fun of the latter half of this week to a screeching halt.

his pecs have evolved into some sort of disturbing, undercooked double porkchop order from perkins.
 

OMG! She is HOT! I could spend at least a day and a half worshiping her dirty laundry and other various discarded personal items, including freshly cut toenails.
 

She's so hot I'd lick her armpit.
 

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It's the first time I see Fish Slap smiling... I would have a big smile too getting close to boobies like this.
 

Brother and sister say "Cheese"! Douchebag incest is so hot.
 

what's the over under on the amount of time this douche spends looking in the mirror a day?
 

And I'm back. Why? Boobies. Because Bree is hot. Days hotter than anything we've seen in a while for sure. Ok, admittedly the makeup job in this pick looks a little like she's trying to cover up the fact that Fish Slap, well, Fish Slapped her around a bit. But to those who've seen her myspace pics (the ones without makeup), you know she's a natural beauty. But more importantly, boobies. Although I do find it rather odd that she's got the face and body of a goddess and the hands of my grandma.
As for FS himself, goodonya for smiling and for keeping the bling to a simple $300 dog tag. The anti douche lessons are indeed paying off. And we will all just assume that the knot above your eye came from something innocuous, like walking into a sliding glass door.
 

his pecs annoy me. they are not shaped right. i wake up in cold sweats thinking about those things. Pecs shouldn't be the diameter of a frisbee. i think he has pectoral implants gone wrong.
 

Oh. God.

It's THAT again. Nice Adidas stripes, chief.

Thanks a heap, DB1.

Anyone care to join me in a "Finding Fish Slap" expedition? I've already started combing MySpace, browsing zip codes and characteristics to narrow the search. Too bad "douchebag" is not one of the choices.

So far, no luck. But I've found what appear to be several cousins, siblings, and even possible offspring of his. It's a grind, but the saving grace of it's checking out the amazing scope and varieties of "friends" listed.

And by scope and varieties of of "friends", I mean, of course, boobies.
 

i love the goodnight moon reference
 

@il choadrino - You could start with the known quantity and work your way back. Her myspace is readily available.

@douche vader - "Natural beauty"? Well, I guess saline or silicon can be found in nature. And it's just his normal beetling overhanging cranium, shot from a more revealing angle. By "shot from a more revealing angle," I mean, "Great smoking balls of pubic hair, this guy could star in a Geico ad without makeup!"

But she is so naughty that I deserve a spanking just for looking at her. I've never used the catch phrase, "motorboat," and I'm not going to start now.







Motorboat.


Dammit.
 

he is morphing in to a super bag. i dont think he can be stopped. a class 5 bag with more then one facial expression. unheard of.

i feel like the chicy in the blair witch project.

im so scared (insert snot)

-X
 

@John Edwards-
Those may not be fake. She is wearing some sort of experimental push up bra. I think NASA makes them. I also believe in Santa Claus. Which is weird because I am Jewish.
 

@douche vader - Hey, that is the public's money well spent. And if Santa is in the magic lingerie business, I'll start believing in him, too, although the implications of elves and fat men wearing garters are a bit too DeLaHoya for a Saturday morning.
 

Either the Slap is doing the Peaches Point with his right hand around Vixen, or there's an oldbag behind her with his pants down trying to get in on the action.

--baaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrffffff!!!!!--
 

@john edwards:

I believe I've already sighted her during my trek through MySpace. It's a wilderness unlike any other. Here, the air is ripe with the scent of TAG mixed with smoke and Jack Daniels, and the landscape is filled with vast lakes of grease and incredible cleavite formations reaching to the heavens.

That said, I may have to return to base soon and re-equip my self with 50 Cent repellant, and goggles to protect my eyes from potentially fatal exposure to poor web design. I'm also gearing up against swarms of Shiny Toy Guns and an avalanche of Snow Patrol.

I also have my Douche-to-English translation devices (one for backup in the event the primary one overheats). I am armed only with my rapier-sharp wit. And a tube sock full of drywall screws.

Wish me luck.
 

@il choadrino

Be careful out there. Many of these Bleeths have their make-up guns set to "whore."
 

The little whore is so ugly I feel queasy. This bitch needs her face toilet flushed. If I saw her in person I'd say hello, and tell her how goddamned ugly she is. Stupid worthless whore.
 

"Thorazine in Aisle 4! We need Thorazine in Aisle 4, please."

"Oh, and beef brisket."
 

I'll bet when she poops it comes out in a little pink box with a blue ribbon on it
 

Oh I forgot to add He's a douche
 

The broad is as lame of a Chicago-suburb hooters waitress plastic heel wearing dumb ass.
 

Is it possible to be simultaneously more and less revulsed by Fish Slap?

At first glance, compared to his usual attire, he actually seems to look more low-key... still douchey, mind you, but comparatively milder. And the fact that he can smile?? I daresay it nearly took a step toward humanizing him.

But, then, much like with the Bag Islanders, there is a delayed realization. My initial reaction was simply shock because he is presented with elements that defy the traditional Fish Slap baginess that has become so iconic.

...But, when you get over that, you see the picture for what it is. You see the same baggy traits shining through... you feel the power of his racing stripes, plunging neckline, and gourmet doggie tags... you see that smile for the despicable, smug scroteitude that it is.

Oh, this is Fish Slap, alright. It's just a different flavor... Malibu Dreamhouse Fish Slap, if you will.

Indeed, with new faces of baggery revealed, we may find he is the Lon Chaney, or perhaps even the T-1000, of Bags.


Don't touch his peener area, Sarah Conbleeth! The future is not set!
 

I am glad I found this site! Just Googling douches for whatever reason and this site pops up. Google REALLY does know what I was looking for!
You douchebag hating fuckers are hilarious!
I salute you in your quest to reduce these sick bastards to shameless world haters.
I now join with you to bring them down!
 

My title for this photo is:
USDA Grade AA Omega Three Fishslapping Douchefest Oilslick in a Can. Hottie is a total narcissist and cannot look at herself in the mirror without singing, "You're just too good to be true, Can't take my eyes off you, You'd be like heaven to touch, I wanna hold you so much." Except she'd really rather be touching a choadmunching 'bag as a substitute. Thank you for carrying the HCwDB Banner y'all. Now, where did I leave my Swiss Army Knife? But first I have to cry myself to sleep. Oh, and boobies.

Salvador Douchalí
 

wow i didn't know he had the ability to smile.

but now that i've seen this picture, i wish i hadn't. a little part of me just died while another part of me just woke up looking at Lacey Chabert lookalike's bazongas
 

Mmm, I love to see low-cut tops, pushed-up boobies, necklaces that draw attention to the cleavage, nicely plucked eyebrows, and expensive bling. But enough about Fish Slap ...
 

anyone know her myspace page?
 

She only accepts douche's as friends. We have no chance.
 

Looking at that finger left, doesn't it look like a dickie with the skin circumcised?

The douche bagginator
 

Fish Slap is clearly experiencing some "Continental Drift" there under his mother's V-neck shirt which she must have purchased while watching QVC! Isn't anything sacred anymore?

His Hotchick's saline level is approaching breaching proportions! The Fish will fair well in any case, as his domain is defined by deep water.
 

Slapdance Myspace Link...

http://www.myspace.com/xoxbrebreexox

Enjoy!
 

Oh. My. God.

Jason, I don't know whether to love you for leading us to the Mother of All Bleeth pages, or gut you like a Thanksgiving turkey.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this page has it all. Bleeth, 'bag, hat tilts of every possible angle, more orange than all of Sunkist's California groves, bling, emo, ass, goose-and-bull, rosaries, fauxhawks and fauxpecs and fauxmelons.

Yes, it also has an all-you-can eat buffet of cleavite. And ass.

But most importantly, it has THIS:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=141390575

Yep. FISH SLAP LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be warned.

And be very afraid.
 

She does nothing for me; sorry Vader. I like boobs, not a simulation of Justin Timberlake mooning me.

and fuck you, Fish Slap.
 

I will never question Fish Slap's spot in the HOS again.
 

I originally though Anon 9:39 was being a tad harsh on the hot chick but then Jason just had to post her myspace account link. Yup, Anon about summed it up - I might not have expressed it so bitterly but...
 

oh god, that myspace page...how can people, just...how can you...oh, my head.
 

This guy is a hairdresser, I'm not even sure what that is. After visiting the myspace link I am confused and not feeling well. I live in Chicago and just knowing this guy is close is very disturbing. I have to go lay down now
 

Oh dear god...i was sitting here watching Yankees classics on YES and waiting the see Chambliss's walk off home run to beat the Royals in 1976.Yeah i have seen it many time but it never gets old. In the meantime i come upon Slaps myspace page..holy shit,from the bad music to the homoerotic photo's but i couldnt look away. Well when i finished i looked up and yes you guessed it,i missed the home run. Fuck you Fishslap..Fuck you and your man crush David Beckham...
ps 26 years old my ass...
 

I know I'm late with this post, but I just checked out her site and wow! Trampy, trashy...boobies. Oh to be the mole on Righty McSweater Kitten! Oh how I love thee. Die Scrote.

Mayor of Douchburg
 

I dont know if anyone else has noticed, but this chica is "Fish Slap's sister. No doubt about it. This site is the best DB1. Keep up the hunt.
 

I REALLY REALLY HATE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!
 

a hairdresser??

maybe i can track him down and get his trademark "double-glitch-cokerazor-forkhead" hair-do. oh... and punch him in the face, of course.

i dont need bling... ive got the millenium falcum, bitch.

no, not you, millenium bag... get back in your tanning booth.
 

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=8034782


sluts myspace
i know er
 

Fuck Fishslap.