Monday, September 24, 2007
Stardouche
In an impressive display of hair carving ability, Stardouche has qualified for 'bag status with neither hand gesture, face gesture, tatt nor giant goiter in the shape of the letters "D" and "B."
Instead, he's busting what appears to be either the Bat Signal or a shamrock. Shaved into his head. And unless you're a rookie linebacker getting hazed on the Cincinatti Bengals, that's some douchey-ass hair.
Smirking Lip Gloss cutie is all sorts of trouble. And trouble happens to be my middle name.
Okay no. My middle name is Bernie. Stupid Bernie. Why aren't you Trouble?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:00 PM 
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OK, in high school, I once had a friend shave a peace symbol in the back of my head. Looking back, I guess its pretty douchey, but considering I was 16, and had no dog tags, hand gestures, popped collars, etc, I can overlook it as an isolated incident of stupidity.
This, however, is just ridiculous.
And the DB1 is right, this is the kinda chic you'd better hide your wallet from...
This, however, is just ridiculous.
And the DB1 is right, this is the kinda chic you'd better hide your wallet from...
Why did Christopher Meloni die carve his melon like that? I think lip gloss tramp is wearing the peace sign on her middle finger as a way of saying "fuck peace".
I love the popped collar blazer with the white tshirt. It harkens back to Beverly Hills Cop.
I think that's one of the Bush twins.
I love the popped collar blazer with the white tshirt. It harkens back to Beverly Hills Cop.
I think that's one of the Bush twins.
It looks like the remnants of the parking-lot bj she gave Stardouche are still around her mouth. Too bad there are only cigarettes, cherry lip-gloss, and condoms in her leopard clutch, and no wet-wipes.
# posted by 
: 12:22 PM
: 12:22 PM
i'm thinkin' his "hairstyle" has been created in Photoshop. i'm calling fake on this one. still, even if he just has a short haircut, he still looks like a douchebag.
Looks like she has been chewing on some pork fat with about as much grace as a ravenous cat that hasn't seen food in a week.
I have no clue what he looks like. Does the circle shaved into his hair on the side of his head have two words in it? Too bad the barber didn't cut it a little closer and actually shave his head - off.
I have no clue what he looks like. Does the circle shaved into his hair on the side of his head have two words in it? Too bad the barber didn't cut it a little closer and actually shave his head - off.
No boobs, man-hands… uh, you sure that’s a chick?
Either way, looks to me like Stardouche went fishing at the glory hole and caught himself some sloppy seconds.. thirds..
Either way, looks to me like Stardouche went fishing at the glory hole and caught himself some sloppy seconds.. thirds..
# posted by : 12:35 PM
: 12:35 PM
He lost a bet and had this done to him.
She lost a bet and had him done to her.
Is that Batman on his head? I hate him even more.
She lost a bet and had him done to her.
Is that Batman on his head? I hate him even more.
Yeah its suppossed to be the Louis Vuitton logo in the head according to dirtyscottsdale.com, which is loaded with douchetrositys and hotchicks to the 9th power.
# posted by : 1:06 PM
: 1:06 PM
@ anon 1:06
Good call on the louis vuitton thats definately what this bag is going for. The logic behind this hatchet job:
"So like if chicks like Louis Vuitton hand bags they'll like it if I shave the pattern into my head right..."
"... right?"
Fucking bag.
Good call on the louis vuitton thats definately what this bag is going for. The logic behind this hatchet job:
"So like if chicks like Louis Vuitton hand bags they'll like it if I shave the pattern into my head right..."
"... right?"
Fucking bag.
I thouhght it looked familiar. I don't suppose that is an Official Louis Vuitton leather Douche Purse. If so they really need to get a new designer. Douche handbags are so last year
# posted by : 1:16 PM
: 1:16 PM
This pic should've been called Phooey Vuitton. This douchebag should stop looking at Paul Wall Videos. He had to go to a barber shop in the hood for that cut. BoRicks doesnt do those kinds of styles. My guess is he lives in Detroit or Kansas City.
# posted by : 1:26 PM
: 1:26 PM
Ugh ...
I see a scrotewank with a raging case of syphilis that's gone unchecked for far too long ...
And an underage chick with craptasitc taste in jewelry who looks like she's been cleaning the greasetraps at her day job (read: Micky Dee's) with her face.
Nary a hot chick to be seen. Or is this a "Where's Wal-hottie?" post in disguise? That cheeky DB1 had me fooled for a sec.
I see a scrotewank with a raging case of syphilis that's gone unchecked for far too long ...
And an underage chick with craptasitc taste in jewelry who looks like she's been cleaning the greasetraps at her day job (read: Micky Dee's) with her face.
Nary a hot chick to be seen. Or is this a "Where's Wal-hottie?" post in disguise? That cheeky DB1 had me fooled for a sec.
If you want more Hottie/'Bag commingling go to: louisvuitton.com.
Vuitton began making luxury luggage and prêt-à-porter in 1854. Now it's just Bags for 'Bags. Please go on a long journey together Stardouche and Bleeth. Hey! It sounds like a pre-cancelled TV series doesn't it? No doubt it will air perpetually in sindication.
Il Douché
Vuitton began making luxury luggage and prêt-à-porter in 1854. Now it's just Bags for 'Bags. Please go on a long journey together Stardouche and Bleeth. Hey! It sounds like a pre-cancelled TV series doesn't it? No doubt it will air perpetually in sindication.
Il Douché
# posted by : 1:46 PM
: 1:46 PM
Y'all sure that isn't a dye job rather than a shave in on his melon? Either way, he should be made into a purse, or perhaps a nice pair of shoes.
Oh, cum now, gentlemen! Jizz because a girl has some complexion issues does not mean she needs you to blow loathing all over her! Her life is probably a hard enough nut without the load you are trying to thrust upon her. Face.
Spinnaker Chick, the pork fat line was inspirational.
Oh, cum now, gentlemen! Jizz because a girl has some complexion issues does not mean she needs you to blow loathing all over her! Her life is probably a hard enough nut without the load you are trying to thrust upon her. Face.
Spinnaker Chick, the pork fat line was inspirational.
I would like to think that these Louis Vuitton shavings will serve as targets once they release Andrew Cunanan from jail for shooting Versace.
New to the site today, awesome! isn't the lass the daughter of President Bushdouche if I'm not mistaken
# posted by : 4:35 PM
: 4:35 PM
Shaving the Hyundai or Burger King logo into his scalp would be more appropriate.
# posted by : 5:31 PM
: 5:31 PM
I was hoping that my eyes were playing tricks on me. This guy has taken douchery to another level. He is like the bastard son of cro bagnon, peaches, and ab lobster wrapped up in one big shitty turd. WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?!
# posted by : 5:54 PM
: 5:54 PM
Some hair stylist at Fantastic Sam's is gonna get her ass sued for what she did to Romeo there.
# posted by : 9:48 PM
: 9:48 PM
I don't know about the Louis vuitton. It could be he's a steeler's fan. As far as the ugly chick goes I say Go ahead and swallow it girl! No need to hold it in your mouth like that. What a pair of fuckheads.
# posted by : 12:06 AM
: 12:06 AM
Oh, its definitely Louis Vuitton (nice Id anon).
http://www.louisvuitton.com/
Those who doubt, check out the bag in the background of the home page above.
Maybe he's actually a new product, the LV Douche-Pack, and not some choad she's fucking?!
Yeah, I don't believe it either.
http://www.louisvuitton.com/
Those who doubt, check out the bag in the background of the home page above.
Maybe he's actually a new product, the LV Douche-Pack, and not some choad she's fucking?!
Yeah, I don't believe it either.
# posted by : 6:32 AM
: 6:32 AM
My mother has had the same purse for 30 years, it is easy to spot.
Seriously, I tend to wear nothing with a visible label as I dont like to purchase clothing AND advertise for them. This douchebag shaved a luggage/women's handbag logo into hus fucking head. His girl must be such a label whore to allow him even near her.
Seriously, I tend to wear nothing with a visible label as I dont like to purchase clothing AND advertise for them. This douchebag shaved a luggage/women's handbag logo into hus fucking head. His girl must be such a label whore to allow him even near her.
# posted by : 6:41 AM
: 6:41 AM
...make that raise him from the dead, Darksock. Good old Andy did himself in also - saving us several hundred thousands of dollars keeping him in jail and going through numerous appeals until Florida could execute him. Thanks, Andy, mighty thoughtful of ya'.
I wonder if she's too drunk to successfully gouge Mr. "I lost a bet" Scrote in his squinty eyes, or if the hand gesture over her jugular is simply a desperate plea of "Please cut here".
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