Monday, September 24, 2007
State School Douchefodder
It's not so much that the state school douchewanks piss me off. Although they do.
It's watching them scrote their scrotey wares while being totally and completely clueless to the level of outrageously unbalanced hott that God has seen clear to bless them with through their four C+ years of business school malaise.
You just don't deserve that, Az State Wank. Not even remotely.
Although Mia Sara Hottie does seem to have one ginormous leg. A Ferrari stealing school skipping Rooney embarrassing thighosity.
But I would still crash Cameron's car just for the chance to secretly watch her change by the jacuzzi.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:46 PM 
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Nice bueller ref. DB1. Best scene in the movie.
I don't know if you are familiar with Calvin and Hobbes, but this dude's expression is exactly the same one Calvin used to do for every school picture. It would totally piss his mom off. Kind of the way this idiot is pissing me off, but for different reasons.
Hottie deserves better. Her creamy, caramel skin deserves better.
I don't know if you are familiar with Calvin and Hobbes, but this dude's expression is exactly the same one Calvin used to do for every school picture. It would totally piss his mom off. Kind of the way this idiot is pissing me off, but for different reasons.
Hottie deserves better. Her creamy, caramel skin deserves better.
# posted by 
: 12:53 PM
: 12:53 PM
sloan, you naughty minx.
He is even wearing the matching pants. Poor lad looks like he's eaten a few too many chocolate bars. I have a feeling that Sloan might be underage, so I will refrain from commenting on her giant leg or other physical attributes. That got me into trouble last week with my neighbor.
Someone donate a comb and some hair gel. This is guy is a halfass douche. Imagine what he could accomplish were he to study at Gator's Dojo.
He is even wearing the matching pants. Poor lad looks like he's eaten a few too many chocolate bars. I have a feeling that Sloan might be underage, so I will refrain from commenting on her giant leg or other physical attributes. That got me into trouble last week with my neighbor.
Someone donate a comb and some hair gel. This is guy is a halfass douche. Imagine what he could accomplish were he to study at Gator's Dojo.
I thought you were going to stop posting photos of the mentally retarded. She could feed my Frankenstein any day of the week.
oh, he's very popular Ed. the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. they think he's a righteous dude.
this guy, on the otherhand, is not. he's a choad. arizona state is known for some rather attractive female student bodies. say what you want about her huge shin, but at least she shaved.
this guy, on the otherhand, is not. he's a choad. arizona state is known for some rather attractive female student bodies. say what you want about her huge shin, but at least she shaved.
Acknowledging the sad passing of mime maestro Marcel Marceau in France last weekend this tongue 'bag choadmuncher says it all in pure cyber pantomime silence: "I am Grieco, therefore I douche." Hottie, however, is loud and clear in the art of identifying small gestures and her role in: "Cleavite Rising with Underwire Splendour." Awe-inspiring and tragic.
Il Douché
Il Douché
# posted by : 1:23 PM
: 1:23 PM
If my math is correct, the size of her shin should correlate fairly closely to that of the rest of her leg, and if that is the case, she probably has what those of us in the industry refer to as "back". And she certainly does have the LA face...
And what is all this underage talk? Aren't you at least 18 when you go to college? Forgive me, but neither of these two look like they were granted early admittance due to their prodigal status.
And what is all this underage talk? Aren't you at least 18 when you go to college? Forgive me, but neither of these two look like they were granted early admittance due to their prodigal status.
The gigantic leg is a result of forced perspective. Her legs really aren't that large in relation to her body, the earth's gravitational pull, or Pumpy's torso.
Is it just me, or does look-what-the-cat-dragged-in-douche's face look like, well, what the cat dragged in? He appears to have scratches all over his gin-blossomed cheeks. Perhaps he made an unwise comment about the size of Sloan's shin, and she gave him some feedback?
Is it just me, or does look-what-the-cat-dragged-in-douche's face look like, well, what the cat dragged in? He appears to have scratches all over his gin-blossomed cheeks. Perhaps he made an unwise comment about the size of Sloan's shin, and she gave him some feedback?
# posted by : 2:22 PM
: 2:22 PM
If THAT girl is 16, I'd have been put in jail long, long ago for lesser crimes. Besides, her shirt says "Hollistic center". She's obviously very spiritual. Just ignore the fact that she wears t-shirts with misspellings on them and all will be well.
My guess is that state school douchewanks are overrepresented on this site because there is less of a premium placed on displaying the prep-choads and hippie-scrotes.
Translation--that there's a big-ass shin.
Translation--that there's a big-ass shin.
# posted by : 2:47 PM
: 2:47 PM
Princess Lily looks as though she would indeed be happier back at the forest with Jack.
This is what you get in the world of men, Lily: Douche.
This is what you get in the world of men, Lily: Douche.
I have to commend the girl in this picture, regardless of her t-shirt choices. The look on her face indicates that she would rather not be in the presence of this frat-choad.
# posted by : 3:06 PM
: 3:06 PM
This scruffy little ball bag is definitely Abe Froman the sausage king of Chicago! I'd like to butter his tongue with the greasy leftovers from the deep fryer whilst I fondled young brunette finger puppet.
# posted by : 3:13 PM
: 3:13 PM
http://www.usmagazine.com/hot_stuff_182
My namesake has started a campaign, which I think we should apply to Douchebags.
My namesake has started a campaign, which I think we should apply to Douchebags.
# posted by : 3:17 PM
: 3:17 PM
Nice Calvin and Hobbes, K-fed! Now I can't hate this guy. Much.
Are you all certain that's her leg? It could be Pumpy's penis surging up from a basket of hand towels. But if it is her leg, she must be the laig rasslin' queen.
Are you all certain that's her leg? It could be Pumpy's penis surging up from a basket of hand towels. But if it is her leg, she must be the laig rasslin' queen.
Anyone else feel a little bit of a let down since the Gator frenzy? It's like we reached the top of mount mater-douche and now we're on the downward slide.
Got to keep the faith! there's always a bigger douche to be found!
Got to keep the faith! there's always a bigger douche to be found!
# posted by : 4:31 PM
: 4:31 PM
Meh. He's just a stupid boy with a bad complexion. He's got a raunchy sense of humor and an excellent fake ID, and she's both entertained and using the dolt for everything she can -- for now. Smart, lovely girl.
# posted by : 5:37 PM
: 5:37 PM
This is the biggest douche breed in America right here infact I think the midwest and low game cities are overrun by this type of whiteboy douche bag born & breed in clueless middle-class america
# posted by : 7:37 PM
: 7:37 PM
Like anonymous above, I also returned my ASU degree. Before I sent it, I defecated on it. Thanks for making my education worthless choad.
# posted by : 9:40 PM
: 9:40 PM
This girl makes my pepe happy. Mostly because she looks as disgusted by him as we are (nod to dita von douche).
# posted by : 10:08 PM
: 10:08 PM
That's not a knee, it's the encephelated head of an Amish hausfrau.
the douchess of kunt
the douchess of kunt
# posted by : 8:21 AM
: 8:21 AM
So on this episode of VH1's "Fictional Characters of the 80's: Where Are They Now?," we'll find out that Calvin totally banged Sloane Peterson. That scamp.
Also in this week's show: "Daniel-san and Cheetara's secret love child"; "Johnny Castle: the Lot Lizard Pipefarter Years"; "KITT and Vicki the Robot: A Marriage Made in Silicon Heaven or a Pedophilic Car Without a Conscience?"; and "Gordon Gekko: Who Gives a Fuck?"
Also in this week's show: "Daniel-san and Cheetara's secret love child"; "Johnny Castle: the Lot Lizard Pipefarter Years"; "KITT and Vicki the Robot: A Marriage Made in Silicon Heaven or a Pedophilic Car Without a Conscience?"; and "Gordon Gekko: Who Gives a Fuck?"
That's a great "Bill the Cat" impersonation, Jimmy... now, why don't you just take this giant pixie stick and bottle of Bawls, step off to the side over there, and let me escort this little, restless brunette back to my... er, her... home room.
Oh, and... well, I'll be... it looks like there's a wii in the corner over there, Jimmy. ...Ah, there he goes. We won't hear from him for hours.
Oh, and... well, I'll be... it looks like there's a wii in the corner over there, Jimmy. ...Ah, there he goes. We won't hear from him for hours.
# posted by : 1:52 PM
: 1:52 PM
I would put this douche on academic probation--and by "academic probation," I mean beat him with a sack of doorknobs--and I would escort this brunette back to her dorm room and make sweet, sweet love to her on top of the dirty clothes, pizza boxes, and notebooks strewn over her top bunk, while her roommate tried in vain to study for the LSATs below us.
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