Looks like two nurses carrying douche into rehab.
 

Uugggghh. There's nothing worse than a douchebag posing with his grand-kids friends.
 

haha thats mark from road rules. and cameron and cara. brunette cara a bitch. shes the real douche bag. hes just a slight one. but blonde cameron is mad hot!
 

Be careful sluts, this old douche looks to be wired. Check out the mic between his boobs. He is probably a senior FBI agent/TimeCop sent back in time from the year 2032 to figure out why most of the population has been douchebagified. Once this is figured out, his mission is to stop the spreading of the douche plague, thereby altering the course of history itself. Not even the president knows about this agent's clandestine mission, as you see, in the year 2032, the president of the USA (or Mr. "P"/"Big Doggg" as he prefers to be called) is part of the douche culture, and in many circles he is considered the icon of the douche, sporting much jewlery, pink unbuttoned popped collar shirts, oiled up body, and douche face in all public appearances.
 

There is no good reason this wanna-be wigger gangsta should be within miles of these off-the-chart hotties! Legislation should be passed immediately.
They deserve so much better, like me. Never, never, and I mean never, flash hand signals gramps if you have no clue what they mean.
Also, you may want to stick to 1 hair color.
 

is this mark from the real world... or road rules?
 

Bet you a whole box of Cocoa Puffs that blondie is a psycho hot chick. Better lock the bunnies up.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

Jesus, it looks like we finally found out where old douchebags go to die.
 

Aw, jeez... here we have:

Mark, an aging, mostly everyman-type, but still perfectly capable of being a royal Bag (as pictured)...

Cameron, a Fruedian petri dish, sexually frustrated, ball-punching, hottie of a Southern belle...

And Cara, a painfully stupid but searing hot brunette and Playboy model.

Yes, I've watched enough of the shows to know that. And, do you know what the Real World/Road Rules Challenge is? ...Trying not to vomit yourself dry at the raging tsunami of douche/hottie comingling on every single episode.

Trust me, against the backdrop of regular douches that pose, gesture, talk shit, and bling across that show, Mark here is the mild, mild saucee.
 

I get it... dad's trying to be cool by posing with his daughter and her friend in their reck room.

Nice necklace douche, did you rip it off of a bath tub plug?
 

Oh crap... it's the other white guy from chips... not Ponch's partner, but the other other white dude.

It's him.
 

Yes, that is def. Mark from Road Rules. Season 1 in fact. Which means he is OLD.
 

I always knew Mark from TRW was a douche. D-Baggin' it as always...
 

Yet another reason to pray for the destruction of MTV and all those responsible for its creation at the hands of AIDS infected monkeys carrying machetes. Or Nancy Grace. Whichever seems more frightening to you.
 

Bag, those bags are from the Real World. Douch by association. One on the right was on playboy though...
 

I think that's Puck from Real World San Fran...and the blond is doing Girls Gone Wild infomercials now.

Dawesome, totally dawesome
 

Gotta hand it to Mickey Rourke 'bag in repose....those chicas are hott!
 

Cameron, Mark, Kara,

Realworld.

You may recognize Kara 'cause she did an awesome spread in Playboy.

Lotd
 

No, seriously; what does the "M" in "MTV" stand for?

It's pretty bad when Justin Timberlake, former boy band member, checks your ass at your own award show by asking you to actually show music videos.

Instead we get a dysfunctional parade of puss nozzles like these rectal warts.

The Dead Kennedys said it best 20 years ago: "MTV get off the air NOW!!".
 

@darksock

They play videos...early in the morning.

I think MoronTV figured out it's way cheaper to rent a house somewhere and pay these noname douches a couple of bucks than it is to pay the artists for airing their videos. Even fuse doesn't play videos that much. I think on the last "challenge" the winners ended up with like 3000 bucks each. WOOHHHOOOO. It probably costs 100,000 a second for a godawful Nickleback video.

Lotd
 

If these three are indeed celebrities, even C-level, their doucheosity is expected. And the ladies look not the least bit interested in Mr. Chodelinger, further diminishing his doucheitude.

The blonde, though, is looking right into me, pleading for me to trim her hair just a few inches and take a long swim in her eyes.
 

The only problem with MTV - they don't pay for those videos. Record companies treat them like commercials and give them to MTV for free in exchange for air time.

Sad.

Cara really isn't all that great ... her spread in Playboy would have been something if you knew her and always wanted to fuck her. Otherwise she was a cute chick with an average body and a lot of airbrushing.

Cameron, on the other hand, is really and truly hot.

And give that guy Mark a break ... he's made money by vacationing in the Caribbean and banging chicks that not only like these two, but ARE these two.

Douche? Definitely. Jealous? Yes, yes I am.
 

Haiku Comment:

Kieffer Sutherland
Choad with Hottie on Each Arm
I Puke Violently
 

has anyone come up with my name cause i'll change it if they have...and i've seen this guy on that hibbidy dibbidy channel MTV, (in the voice of stewie) i cant believe i'm saying this (laughs)...he's not that big of a douche...
 

To Blondie on the left....Maruchan Co. called, they want their Ramen noodles back.