are you gonna go my way?

cuz i got to know...to extend my knife and stab pink chest
 

I want to nibble on pinay hottie's chicken adobo, bury myself in her pancit, and run my hands through her lumpia!!!!!!!!
 

WTF?! What is this, some homo erotic nightmare, brought to you by doublemint? Why is everything 70's yellow except for the two douchebags? Why in God's name do they exist? Even their wristbands and cell phone holders match, for chrissakes!
On the plus side, if you could manage to plunge a harpoon into one of their chests, I'm pretty sure the other one would die, too.
 

Looks like Millie found himself a twin Vanilli since Rob Pilatus' suicide. He then timewarped an entire '70s club to the modern world. Hopefully Amazon Shirley MacLaine will crush their heads like a pair of twin overripe dingleberries.
 

I hate Vegas. This is why.
 

Double the douchebags = double the nausea!
 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
 

Are these douches wearing baby t-shirts? These guys are not HOS material, but they may definitely qualify for contention in DB of the week! I have nothing against Afros, in fact, sometimes i think rockin and afro is the anti-douche because it does not require hair products; however, these guys manage to douchify the fro. Throw in pink baby t-shirts, DB gesture #45, the fact that their outfits match, and the sunglasses worn inside and you can almost smell the scrote radiating from your computer screen.
 

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American douchebag, stay away from me
American douchebag, you better let me be
Don't wanna hang out with you 'bag
I don't want to be sprayed with TAG
I got more important things to do
Than trying to get in a bleeth's pink canoe
Now douchebag, just stay away
American douchebag, listen what I say
 

If they would only both go lean against the phallic column in the background then they would truly resemble a pair of hairy testicles.

I would like to take Pacific Rim Hottie to Bankok. Then I would take her to Punjab.

I would leave Molly Shannon there at Dillards with a coupon for a gum bleaching.
 

at Dillards with a coupon for a gum bleaching.

Dammit, I almost choked on my peanut-butter crackers. That's f-ing rich.
 

Great, the Afflicted twins just got ethnic.
 

So many colors in the rainbow to choose from. So many different meanings for those colors and pink screams I would gladly reciprocate the hummer my twin brother just gave me in the Starbucks bathroom on camera for a spritz of Axe.
 

I'm gonna stand by this pink douchebag
I'm gonna stand by that pink douchebag
'Cause I can't believe my eyes,
A double-douche surprise....


Are they Lenny Kravitz bags or Ben Harper bags?
 

Bang-cock cutie hottie's taa-taa's are so inviting. That just rolls off the tongue doesn't it? And by bang-cock I mean my manhood. The two Choadmunching Push-Me Pull-Me Gay 'Bags must be the black race's answer to those two albino Rastadoucherians from Matrix: Reloaded. Oh, and boobies.

Salvador Douchalí
 

I am hoping they are taking part in the filming of a commercial because what the hell type of grown man says to his grown brother, twin or not, "Hey let's dress alike. It'll be cute."

This a truly weird foursome.
 

@pfah, nice. i was trying to think of a way to integrate douchebag into a kravitz song. even though it's not an original kravitz, still masterful.
 

@pfah, that is classic.
 

I saw these idiots in KMart at Astor Place. The girls are no better. These dudes would be posing, holding up stuff and the girls would take pictures of them. All four should be slapped!
 

@ Burnsy - priceless. And to be honest i'm not sure which pair are worse.
 

Benny and Denny Kravitz... windowlicking, younger brothers of Lenny, being taken out for a big night by their nurse/caretakers, to see their big brother in a Vegas concert.

...They were not issued backstage passes.

"That's right... take a picture for big brother Lenny! Great... we'll make sure he sees it. ...Benny, are you thirsty? Where's your sippy cup?"
 

These two douchebags live on my street. I was walking home from work today and saw them in front of me, I was so taken aback by their matching workout gear that I took a picture with my cameraphone. If the world is really this small... I don't even know this is the most fucked up thing I've ever seen
 

I think for Christmas somebody oughta buy them matching picks -- so they can address that hair. It's threatening to become more interesting then they are...oh, sorry, too late.
 

Saw these guys walking around east village last week... ha.
my first reaction was do they do everything together (were dressed the same then too)
ah maybe next time i will ask them who gets more
 

99% sure these DB's are from CT new haven to be precise
 

I saw these guys at Mammoth Mountain this year. This was before I saw them on this website and my friends and I all thought they looked like the biggest douchebags. They were doing the blue steel while standing in line and looked like retards in general