Is that Anna Nicole on the right?

Looks like they buried her in the pet sematary?
 

Hustler chick looks like a young Melanie Griffith, way, way, way back when she was....sort of hot.

What is 'bag wearing, a life preserver or a ski vest with lift ticket still attached? What a jackass!

Other chick just made my slacks a bit tighter with her eyes. I'm gonna need a minute.
 

nope. that's not one of the Twin 'Bags. however, he's still a douche (note: hair, star on cheek, shirtless ski vest, and ear bling). Halloween brings out the douche in many people. it also offers girls to dress like absolute sluts. so it's got that going for it.

the girl in the HUSTLER tee looks like she's built for the long, hard winter.
 

"Jenny, I directed this movie....wanna fuck?"

-Crow
 

Wow! What's with the deviants today?

From Left:

Hot chick with bedroom eyes.

Cross-dressing mannish Liza Minelli.

Her Boyfriend.
 

Not one of the twins but I'm reasonably certain he appeared in a pic with one of them. I'll just go check real quick.
 

Gay bait!
 

It's the golpher
from CADDY SHACK,
with the "I TAKE IT IN THE ASS"
visor,sun glass combo.
After a closer inspection,
it looks like he's wearing
a CHUCKY CHEESE costume,
without the giant mouse head.
Either he just got off work,
or the mouse head would not fit
properly due to the hieght
of the DOUCHE DO.
 

Ok, I am very impressed with Jenny. Original costumes are difficult, but she's taken it to a whole new level. "Sexy end table" is a great idea. She's got the desk lamp sitting on top of her head, and she walks around, gives people that look, and says "If you can find the condom in my drawers, we can fuck."
Jenny, I salute you! ShaWING!
 

I would like to kill him with one of those ninja stars hanging off her ears

USS Douchenbag
 

god all you kids are the real d-bags cause you spend most of your time on the internet bitching about how other people get tail... god damnit grow some balls go up to a chick and get laid instead of looking at your playboy from 1965 you little pervs... i actually know many of these people you call douche bags and they are all pretty good people. i say you all take a bite out of a huge lawsuit in the name of defimation of character and blow me as i suck all of your life savings because you all couldn't get laid so you have to try to harm those that can. next time i get laid, probably within a day or so or next time i eat box i will give an imaginary high five for you poor little d-bags.
 

Fish Slap,

chill out!
 

Let's not forget the little tongue flip move Jenny's got going on.

Oh Jenny! Jenny don't you lose my number!
Cuz you're not anywhere
that I can't hump you!

And because I busted out the Phil Collins, I just added a gold star of douchety to my own name. Will that hurt or help me in the lawsuit that anon 9:58 is cunningly planning?
 

As I suspected, this bag appeared with one of the twins immediately following their victory in the weekly (May 13th). He also appeared solo on June 5th as Mt. Everest (at which time some mad photoshoppin skillz were brought to bear by pfah, of course).

Anon 9:58 - we've heard it all before, move along, go get laid or whatever.
 

First of all, it is "defamation", numbnuts.
Second, ah HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, that's good stuff. You're going to sue a blog for making harmless fun of pictures? You're total lack of understanding for the law (or how to spell it) aside, that is a riot. So we've falsely represented someone's character and injured their good reputation by calling them 'bags, eh? That being the case, they must not have had much character to start with.
Good luck with the box chowing, Cartman. Imaginary high five back at ya!
 

Okay, I have given considerable thought to plinky and D.b.a.g.'s idea of marketing the site.
Who in here wouldn't wear a plain black tshirt with a picture and one word title in big white print? Gator. Pumpy. Peaches. Ab Lobster (okay two words). I would buy all of them.

As for the douche, I know for certain that he played water polo for USC in 1997, where he rose to fame as a grabber of balls under the water. His nickname was Jaws and he would sneak up on innocent victims and grab a piece of ball. What he's doing with Anna Nicole's dead corpse and a wicked hottie with the TiVo thing growing out of her head, I have no idea.

@Anon 9:58:
Thank you for thinking of my hairy ass while you eat box. It's sort of interesting in a queer way. I'm just hoping to avoid jailtime from your lawsuit.

Oh yeah. You're the one who is the ball licker.
 

Also--

As most of my comrades will agree, your command of the King's English is so poor that it isn't even worth a comment. But at least you get pussy. I would like to introduce you to a few keys on the keyboard. Just below the K key is a little device known to all as the comma. To his immediate right is his close pal, the period. Skip a key and there is a much longer key with the word "shift" on it. That's the key you press in conjunction with another key to get an uppercase letter.

Just a few helpful hints old boy! Cheers!
 

Hey anon9:58, I know it's not Wednesday but I have a limerick just for you...

Anon's punctuation is criminal
And his language skills are minimal
With a cock in his maw
He threatens with law
Legally his position's unwinable
 

@anon 9:58: i'd be willing to bet you didn't do very well in your remedial english class.

oh, and best of luck with your deafrimashun of karachtature lawsuit. what will you do with all that money?
 

Wow! I am extremely afraid of being sued by an individual that does not know the correct spelling of defamation.
 

Nice second posting Danny.

Give poor Anon a break. He admitted he knows a lot of douche guys he likes. It is human nature to gravitate to like-minded people, therefore poor Anon probably has a similar IQ reaching 72 on a good day. He did a great job just being able to tur non the computer by himself. His IEP goals for next year are to work on punctuation and grammar.
 

I thought these pictures were supposed to contain at least 1 man
 

Turn your back on the one on the left and look who she ends up with. I think the other 2 are sisters
 

whats with the 3D goggles? they must be putting on a light show in that fuckin ravin party by the looks of it in the background..

is the hooker on the right drinking from a mayonnaise jar?

-Deuce Six-
 

@spinnaker:

Is your name taken from the bar in Panama City Beach? Because if it is a tip of the cap to you, my friend, although the place has been taken over by douchebags.
 

Some chicks just ooze sexy, and some guys just explode gayness, such is this pic.

R_C
 

@anon 9:58:

No one, and I mean NO ONE is above reproach. (look the word up) I make fun of myself just as much as I make fun of others. Just ask my fiancee. Oh darn, there goes your theory that most of us are losers who can't get girls. But then again your the one coming onto this site to tell us how big of losers we are, as we're - well - checking out losers. So you're entire logic doesn't make sense.
Just roll with the flow buddy. It's all good. Besides, it gets tiresome making fun of celebrities and political figures. It's too easy.
 

hey Danny Noonan (great monkier, by the way) I think you're onto something with your idea for simple black T-shirts with 1 word on the front. Good job.
I also think trading cards would be jazzy too.
Or - rather than trading cards - create a deck of playing cards with pics of our favorite 52 douchebags. So when you're playing Hold 'Em with the fellas or the ladies you can have a good laugh as your bluffing your way to taking all the chips.

Isn't America freaking great?!?!!
 

Spaceballs the flamethrower (the kids love this one), spaceballs the toiletpaper, spaceballs the lunchbox. Moichendising!

I like the Iraq war deck of cards idea. Ace of spades would have to be Gator. Ace of clubs: White Chocolate. Ace of Diamonds: Joey P. Ace of Hearts: Pumpy
 

Sorry, Danny, but I never heard of that Panama City bar (until today) which if it has become a breeding ground for douches and bleethes may cause me to rethink my "monkier" or moniker depending on whether or not you are Plinky. Speaking of him, he has a good point in that most of the regular posters have mentioned having girfriends or spouses and not in a negative manner.
 

It's a Celebrity DNA Mash-Up Party!

Here we see "Jim Nabors vs Lance Bass"... surrounded by "Bridget Fonda vs. Linda Fiorentino" and - one of our more intriguing mash-ups, "Anna Nicole vs Greta Van Susteren".


Is he wearing some kind of wacky Halloween dentures or does he still have his baby teeth? He looks like one of the Joker's victims, seconds before erupting into manic laughter and collapsing.


Ah, but it's not ultimately about someone's genetics, it's about the doucheocity they choose to reach. All I can say is that Uncle Gomer would look cooler in that spot, and would probably be a smoother conversationalist...

"Shuh-zay-am! You ladies shore do have some big ol' titties, yes sir!" ...Good ol' forthright Gomer. I'll bet you Vestibag here just talks about his parents' ski condo or some such boring shit, all night.
 

As to the brouhaha on this thread...

Hey, once I get a chance, I'm scouring for some pics of myself and cute girls to submit here. I like to think I qualify as a dork rather than a douche, but I'm sure I've crossed that line, on occasion. And, I'd want DB1 and the regulars here to make that call.

...And if it turns out that my pic passes DB1's criteria, is passed on to the masses, and it turns out that I am tarred a "Douche"? Well, I won't be suing. Or crying. Or biting my lip. Or stamping my feet. ...I'll probably be ripping on myself, just like everyone else. Because taking yourself too seriously? ...Is one of the first signs of being a genuine, to-the-core, lameass douchebag.

...And, as soon as I can get some time to go dig through my old pics in the coming weeks, my money shall be where my mouth is.

In the meantime, Frankie Say Relax, Princess. Jeez, folks who are getting some are usually happier, on the whole.

- Darin -
 

I've seen Hustler chick before. In Hustler. She has a nice pussy.
 

well said Darin. peeps who take themselves too seriously deserve the verbal whipping we dish out, and thus we call 'em like we see e'm.

I'd post my pic but 1. I'm too lazy and 2. I don't want all the ladies going ape shit trying to figure out where I live so they can drive,fly,bike or crawl up here and scream and cry like I'm the next big sensation in the music biz. And yes that's a Maroon 5 reference because those 'guys' are not choads at all. (sarcasm)
 

It's a drag queen party with (from r to l) Holly Go Lightly on steroids, Divine's Understudy, and the Hottie Friend who is simply eclectic. And by eclectic I mean BJ of the century for me. Andy Warhol called and he wants his screen test back. Oh, and Hottie boobies.
Salvador Douchalí
 

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these chicks are not hot.
 

@ anon 2:45 - Divine's Understudy? I about pissed myself at that one...I recently watched the original Hairspray and was intrigued/disgusted by him (?)...
 

Hottie #1: Isnt this a great party?
Hottie #2 (to Douchie): Ohmygod, you dressed up as a douchebag! That's a great costume!"
Douchebag: Costume?
 

"Jim Nabors"..heh heh nice one Darin.

What's up with the asshole themed border motif? Why would you put anus on your walls?
 

Oh, and @Anon 9:58 - the short bus called; they said put down the compooter and run outside or they're leaving you.
 

And @anon 9:58, don't forget to strap on your helmet before you hop onto that short bus. Strap it nice and tight buddy, we wouldn't want anything to happen to that beautiful mind of yours.