I can see his brain stem. And now on my keyboard I can see my breakfast. Gee, thanks, DB1.

He suffers from Flaccid Nostril Syndrome from being repeatedly nose-raped in prison. In those dark days, post-nasal drip was his friend; self-made lube.
 

Holy crap! I flinched when this first came up. WTF?
 

Holy shit, that's the best picture ever! Wartbag is amazing.

I yearn for a better picture of middle hottie cleavite.
 

a solid, clean uppercut would sever his tongue and deflare is coke tubes. it would also free up the hotties...
 

The rack on polka-dot looks promising but she's got man-hands. If I wanted man-hands touching me, hell, I'd just touch myself.

It's entirely appropriate that the word "kill" is on warthog's shirt, as that's precisely the crime his mug invites.
 

The girl next door hottie on the left just shouldn't be in this picture.

Kissey face bleeth with the rack potential and that mutant nostril flailing assbag beside her deserve eachother.

She deserves so much more. Like a guy who admires he interest in Dickensian period English lit and will go to Feist concerts with her and hold her hand in the park.

Not sure who that guy is but it sure as fuck isn't the Bebop-and-Rocksteady-bag with "kill" on his shirt.
 

Ok, is it just me, or does anyone else think it would be hilarious if there as a little sign by his head with an arrow pointing to his shnoz that reads "Deposit blow here"? Just visualize it for a second.
Mark my words: this generation will look back upon the words "Frosted tips" with shame.
My god! Lacy polka dot outfits? Plaid vests over long white sleeve shirts? The only thing that could make these girls more perfect would be Dutch bonnets. I'd bet 11 dollars that these girls are both wearing clogs and sell tulips for a living. I don't know about the rest of you, but I have all kindsa fantasies about that. Hollish chicks rule.
 

What's up Nostrildamus? Worst grill-piece I've witnessed in a long time.

That's all I've got right now guys, sorry.

-Honus Bagner.
 

I feel robbed. If roundface hollish girl would simply move her goddam arm, we'd have a nice rack view. Because that's what I'm trying to focus on with A10 Warthog staring me down.
He's got that look like someone just mule-kicked him right in then nuts. Or maybe I'm just projecting here, I'm not sure.
Middle hottie is like listening to London Calling and finally discovering that there's secret track, 17 years after you bought the album. What I'm trying to say is that I would douse her in chemlight juice then have a club sandwich and iced tea.
 

What in god's name would possess someone to pull the most unattractive face they could conjure up in a photo?

I like how his shirt says "kill" on it. I'd be happy to oblige douchebag.
 

Damnit, the HC in the middle is divine.

No funny jokes, no witty remarks. I can't muster it in the face of this travesty. It's too soon.

I'm just sincerely pleading: Please, middle HC, get away from the douchebag. For the love of all things good in this world (like your rack), stay away from the goddamn douchebags.
 

Are you sure he's not Oompa's cousin?
 

HC on left wandered into the bar by mistake after getting her directions confused on her way to the Hymn Sing.

Hollish (love that, vader) HC in the middle: I'd be happy to put my finger in her dike.

Warthog has a craigslist MMF ad seeking anonymous, blow-n-go, nasal sex.
 

Mystery solved: They are all pressed up against a plate glass window. Call it "Hottie/Choadbag Under Glass." It's the only explanation. But no. This is real. Therefore, he must be a hideous apparition from a previously unknown Hell Dimension. Did you not notice the highly disturbing t-shirt on the 'Wart? It clearly depicts hottie/douche tongue 'bag/mingling. It's as though this choadwad is advertising exactly the reality he seeks to manifest. This is the worst Twilight Zone scenario yet realized. I love you polka dot hottie. Please douche thoroughly the Warthog cooties from your countenance and I will love thee.

Il Douché
 

I think the girl in the left background just had her head split open with a jigsaw.

I guess that's the price you pay when you hang at douchefests.

Warthog looks like Bluto right after he says "guess what I am now".
 

Where are those arms coming from? the Headless doucheman? He looks like one of those things from Doom. Ir was it Duke Douche em?

Ebonybags are popping up more than sideboobs now a days. Look at the guy in the back. He looks like the bad guy in that James Bond movie when they were in New Orleans. That's all i got right now.
 

I wish we could see more of the girl in the middle.
 

@ il choaderino

"finger in her dyke" made me giggle like a school girl.
 

Vest girl on the left has a certain wide-eyed innocence...that I'm very interested in helping her get rid of.
 

You've done it again db1. I'm laughing so hard at the Twilight Zone reference that I'm about to get sent home early-without pay! If I get fired, will you at least provide me with a months supply of cheap but potent liquor?
 

Nostrildamus. OH MY GAWD! I can't stop laughing and here comes my supervisor. Oh, the hell with it! It's friday and I hate my f**cking job anyways. I wonder if I have enough for a twelver of natty ice.
 

"Post nasal drip... as a self-made lube" - Darksock, just to reiterate, you are one sick puppy. And of course that is what we appreciate about you.

Apparently he didn't listen to his Mom and his face froze that way.
 

Look at the raised arms in the background.....Ricky?!?
 

Jesus! His nostrils are more expansive than Oprah's Sans-A-Belt slacks.

the douchess of kunt
 

I've seen this before. It's the Orang-u-tans warface. They make this if you get too close to their bleeth.

-Lotd
 

Good call, Lotd. The rest of us were too alarmed by the face to actually recognize the ridiculous color of it.
 

Sock you're on to something. That Ricky pic chick did have her arm up.
 

doesn't he look like the guy in the bar in starwars who gets his arm cut off by obi-wan? seriously?

blonde in the middle is wanted in my system!
 

Look closer, Il Douche. Those are two long-haired guys making tongue tunes on Kill Me's shirt. That's what happens when you buy out of the clearance bin at Pipefarters' Zipper Tickler section.

Also, you can see that the Gal of the Grey Goose Vest is playing "Got your Nose", but has actually ripped Kill Me's nose off and is holding it in her left hand. All that he's got left is the holes.

Pants are Just a Suggestion
 

ugnaut.
 

Ewwwwwwwwww Holy chewed fingernails Batman!
 

I just want to grab a leather glove, slap him across the face and demand satisfaction.
 

If only this jackass had been around in the 1840's the entire Donner Party could have holed up in one of his nostrils and waited out the winter. Of course the ones that didn't start cannibalizing each other probably would have been killed in The Great Snot Avalanche of 1847.

Scabby Hayes
 

Fantastic, an instant douche classic sure to be inducted.
 

You all can't see his proctologist standing behind him saying "relax, the exam will be over in an hour" What an asshole. Anyone who'd willingly make a face like that should be maced and tazed just to see him do the crappie flop on the floor.
 

I see your Twilight Zone reference, and I raise you one obscure Star Trek cameo alien.
 

behold, this douchebag was sent from hell to torment us with his horrible visage and orange demon skin
 

ONE THING WITH A FACE LIKE THAT I WILL KILL MYSELF. DAMN LOOK AT THAT HOG FACE.
 

Aaugh! He's about to spit on me! God damn, that picture is intimidating. I wanted to say "Jesus christ, fine, okay, I'm sorry, just don't eat me with your nostrils."
 

hes not a dork you fucking retards
this picture might look weird but look at him hes capable of way hotter then those bitches and is the life of the party I know dudes like him
 

Josh is the Dian Fossey of the douchepigs.
 

His face looks like what you'd get if somebody shoved a cattleprod up a Fruit-Bats ring-piece ..... holy shit does it make me want to gouge my own eyeballs out with a blunt and rusty oyster-shucking knife.

Signed: Fatty McChoad
 

I wasn’t sure if crossing the lines from reality was a true phenomenon, roger rabbit and cool world gave hope to this bizarre 4th dimension leap to our world, but here is the proof..behold..the Manbearpig.