I believe that's Fred Douche from Limp Bagzkit.

Fivehead hottie needs some Stridex.
 

Proactiv Max. It's hard to tell if that's Fish Slap. I see no nose bling or ear bling. And slap likes his hat tilted the other way. This may just be an imposter.
 

I love it when these douchebags color coordinate their tacky tees (priced at $80 no less), hats (with douche-tilt) and white belt.

Nice bling, you pillow biting poof. Try not to lose any of it when you're fisting your boyfriend tonight.
 

The poor dear looks constipated.
 

looks very much like the slap.
k fed has the clap

oh we arent rhyming today
 

Where are they? It looks like the bus-stop in Macon, Ga. I saw a bum piss himself right where 'bag is sitting...that's probably what she smells right about now.
 

@anon 8:39,

It's a little early in the week for this shit don't you think? You generally wait 'till limerick Wednesday to show your stupid ass...let's stick with the plan why don't we?
 

I say it is Fish Slap. He's a douche.

Overbleached chic seems to actually be wishing she were somewhere else. There is hope...
 

Definitely Fish Slap, no question about it. He looks like a Golan Heights Rent Boy.
 

She looks miserable. I can't tell if it's because...
1) she knows she has "The Bleeth"
2) she's sitting next to that assbag
3) she heard that anon @ 8:39 is back

There once was an anon from Nantucket....

Oh, nevermind...Wednesday will be awesome.
 

He's a middle of the pack douche with the hat tilt, white belt, gaudy ring on the wedding ring finger, a heli-pad wristwatch, an unshaven face and throwing a sign. She's all out bleeth who not only needs the Proactive but a bottle of peroxide for the five inches of root showing. Does one even need to wear a bra while wearing a bustier? She is Brittany with the DT's.
 

@ K-Fed
I was thinking that he was referring to the Douchebag in the picture. But i could be wrong.
 

Wow that oily woman looks absolutely miserable. I think she is about to vomit, but I cannot say that I blame her. To be so young and so bleethed out. The overly processed hair, the blue bra strap hanging out of her corset, and the amount of make-up caked on her oily face indicate that she is bleethed beyond redemption.

Also, i would like to point out that this guy is standing in front of, what appears to be, a "tagged" dry erase board. I hope some real gangsters beat the everloving piss out of this douche while he is exiting the Acura with rims that his mommy and daddy purchased for him.
 

Poor bustierre bleethe has that "I really wish I hadn't eaten that whole bag of Olestra corn chips for lunch" look on her face.

One can only hope that she loses her fecal tug-of-war with the fiercely clenched mud-dyke of her sphincter as she stands up to leave and decimates Fish Slap with a Hirohito Frito Spurt in his garden shovel-shaped face.
 

and by feces-spewing sphincter I mean anon 8:39. Get a hobby, dude. This one's ours.
 

Anyone catch how his hat tilts left in one pic and right in the other. Can a douche-tilter be ambidextrous? Because first looks says he is him and him is bag, but can a douche go both ways? Its a question for the true experts of scrotology...Dr.s, I look to your vast knowledge for your expert opinion.
 

@d.b.a.g.,

you might have a point d.b.a.g.(and I considered that since this 10 degree-hat 'bag looks like k-fed) but for the fact that anon followed with, "oh we aren't rhyming today". You may remember two Wednesday's ago, anon couldn't grasp the concept of rhyming limericks and he was soundly thrashed about that by spinnaker chick, darksock, and boatbutter.

But for that snarky comment, I would have given him the benefit of the doubt. He just couldn't help himself.
 

He has greasy fingertips. He was just in the bathroom picking his boogers and eating them.
HC looks like a young Pam Anderson, before the hep, the 5th boobjob, the baio/slater/grieco, and two kids.
I second the motion put forth by my esteemed colleauge spinaker chick: Why wear a bra with a bustier? It's like wearing two watches or a belt and suspenders, it's just not done.
 

Because of extreme hat tilt eyebrow analysis is not possible between the White Shadow and Fish Slap. Nose bling lacks also. Indented Chin. Check. Beard. Check. If an outline is made of the Shadow's left interior ear it vaguely resembles the Labia minora. Thus, an aural douche is possible. And by aural douche I mean a complete wash out. Could this be what is disturbing Hottie on the deepest Bleethy unconscious level? Cheer up hottie. You can tuna bump the 'bags ear and spread the Grieco Virus far and near.

Il Douché
 

She looks like Christina Aguilera missing a few (more) chromosomes.
 

Looks like Bill Cowher 'bag got his visor slapped by the Bus. Puffy-faced hott is greasier than an order of IHOP sausage.

the douchess of kunt
 

I see the douchebag but I fail, I say I fail to see the hot chick.
Props to Batou for using the word "Poof".
 

I think his name is Aram Tolegian. He went to Hoover High School or maybe Glendale High School. He goes by the nickname "JoJo" (or maybe that's his tagger name). He was attempting to explain to shiny bleeth what 3+2+2 is, then said screw it, and just wrote his name on the board.
He ended up driving his Escalade with 34" rims back to Glendale, while listening to "ridin dirty" with shiny bleeth. He then sold his watch and pinky ring for further chin enhancement surgery.
I don't understand the dislike for shiny bleeth, I find her quite attractive. So attractive that I'd shave my entire body with a gillette disposable razor, then fall backwards into a swimming pool of rubbing alcohol for the chance to have breakfast at taco truck with her.
 

I just shit myself from laughing so hard. I have nothing to add to this. Oh, well maybe...nah ,I'll save it for the enxt time I'm strolling through a meat locker in Thailand.
 

I am sooo glad I wasn't eating lunch while reading this thread today. Eeeww!

K-fed I took it the same way.

Danny - a short term fling might be ok but I wouldn't introduce her to my co-workers. You can always close your eyes while bumping uglies. (Seriously, she does have potential but needs to work on a few hygiene issues, first of all she should try excising that nasty tumor attached to her right shoulder.)
 

Just as I suspected. Darksock, you have just said what I've been saying all along; You and the rest of the "regulars" think that this website belongs to you and you only. Well, I've got news for ya. None of you are as clever as you think, you're rarely funny and you remind me of those little bastards in my high-school advanced placement classes who had absolutely no other talents but thought that they were smarter because they spent all week doing there homework just to pull a B-.
 

Darksock always kills me.
 

This is very possibly the legendary Fish Slap, adding to his already outstanding resume. But will it be enough for HCwDBotY? Consider for a moment, as I did today, his competition in the Yearlies, taken from all the Monthly winners and Hall of Scrote inductees of the past year (start getting your ballots ready):

Donkey Douche
Pumpy
Rooster Wank
Creeper
Trainwreck
Crustacean
Peaches
Ab Lobster
Joey Porsche
Oompa Prompa
Xenu

That's a veritable Murderer's Row of douchebaggery. I don't even know if Fish Slap can play summer league for those guys, much less crack the starting lineup. So if this is indeed Fish Slap rocking the ambidextrous white hat, he'd better bring a lot more to the table if he wants a chance at joining Glinty as a Douchebag of the Year.

Scooby Douche
 

and i've got news for you anon11.27: you're an asshole.

trust me, i don't believe this website belongs to me. i didn't create it. i come here to laugh. sometimes i even make myself laugh. but am i an elitist? no. at least, i'm not one until someone like yourself starts calling out people for no reason other than to start up a problem. go somewhere else with your attitude. we don't need it around here.

try: i'malittlebitch.org -or- mydadneverpaidmemuchattention.com
 

anon 11.27:

1. This is a site I come to so I can read my friend's witty hilarious comments and post a few of my own. You have no wit, you only snipe at posters. You bring nothing to this site. Your posts are boring and of little interest other than irritation. Being an irritant is the last refuge of an attention-craving dimwit.

2. It's not about me being clever; it's about you being boring. Your comments wouldn't attract such venom if they were at least witty. They, and you, are just tiresome.

3. It's obvious from your post that you resent being average. Don't; it's fine, really. Strength in numbers. Now shut up and get my order before I have to fill out an Arby's comment card.
 

anon
Please, please, log in under "other" and give yourself a name so we can make more fun of you. It's so impersonable to refer to you as anon@whatevertimeyouloggedin. I feel like you owe it to us.
I also feel obligated to let you know that when my married friends get pregnant, they run the names by me to see how their child will be made fun of later in life.

Your soon to be pal--

Danny Noonan
 

@ 11:27

Those "little bastards" who bust their butts all week for the B- are the ones who hire & fire the lackadaisical A students. Workers get shit done.

Think about that as you turn your hat to the side tonight.

See you Wednesday.
 

I have found the people posting on this site to be very inclusive of all - except for douche bags and bitter anons that log on just to start hammering on other posters. Have you ever once even done a posting actually addressing the photo?
 

Good point spinnaker chick. When everybody else here addresses each other, it's either complimentary or just good-natured ribbing. Anon is the only one who directly attacks other posters. See, we all follow the same unspoken rules here as we do in our off-line, every-day lives, that is, if we don't have something nice to say to each other, don't say anything.

Based on that, I'll bet anon not only has no friends, he also gets his ass kicked a lot for opening his yap and pissing people off.
 

Wow, i dont know what the hell I walked into. i am the one that posted about the guy looking like k-fed, I actually made my ryhming comment b/c I didnt intend to ryhme and was being snarky. You people need to lighten up.

Which reminds me of the Black Real World on Dave Chapelle. "Who you calling you people"?
 

@anon12:45....no worries. it's just that there are some anons that come to the site and just try to start a flame war. yours was just a misunderstanding. we all thought you were one of those douchebags. and it seems you are not at all. so grab a name and sign up! don't be an anon. it's not safe.
 

too much of a hassle to rag on douchebags. Does it say image or fromage on this guy's shirt? He is a bit cheesy
 

how is it a hassle? it takes maybe 2 minutes to set up a blogger account. i hardly use mine. i just post random pictures every once in a while. meh. suit yourself my friend.

i think shirt says 'FROMAGE BOY 1991'

evidently, this scrote loves cheese.
 

@anon 12:56,

Pfah is right, but for even more simplicity, just click the radio button marked "other" and write anything in the space. That way these misunderstandings can be avoided.
 

the more places i put my email the more penis emlargement and prescription drug spam i get.

Fromage boy 1991 here is the cheesiest. If it is the legendary slap, then that must be the case. Fish Slap is more like frumunda cheese
 

Besides i have been posting here for a year or so without an account. why get one now?
 

hey now, those penis enlargement emails really work. last week, i was hung like a gnat. now? my wife is scared of me. what am i supposed to do with all of this?!??
 

Ew. Darksock eats at Arby's.
 

Okay, okay, I admit it. I'm overweight, balding and live at home with my parents. My friends won't even invite me to their houses anymore because I always manage to break something or clog up their toilets. The only joy in life I have left is stirring up you idiots, which is way too easy. I guess I thought I was just making fun of douchebags, but it seems that this group is incapable of pointing the sharp end of the stick at themselves. As for working at Arby's, I wish I could find a job that paid that well.
 

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that you're full of it when you say that I'm the only one that attacks (directly or indirectly) other posters. I've seen just about every one of you do it, especially if they post anon. Nice try though.
 

Damn! I bet $5 you worked at Sbarro.
 

Wow. The posts have been getting quite hostile lately. There are so many people on this sight to rip on, why can't we all just get along?

What do you have against kids who were in advanced placement classes anonymous? We were not the kids who were taping your ass-cheeks together in gym class?
 

@anon2:29,

that's my point exactly turdmunch...we only get personal with anons who attack one of us first. I've never seen anyone here, besides anons, personally attack another poster for something they said.
 

shut the fuck up k-federbag. you smell of elderberries. i fart in your general direction.


oh wait...err......god!! i'm such a retard.

thanks for all the laughs k-fed. you are one of the hilarious, creative regs in here. keep it up.
 

Danny called it. I'd give Bustier Blond 8/10, + 1 bonus because: She's. Wearing. A. Bustier.

Roots show she's not high-maintenance. No skin problems on my monitor.

The slightly constipated look on her face is because she has come to realize this is a disreputable party where they use white-boards for wall-coverings, and don't screen for 'bags at the door.

The bra is redundant, but sitting next to Fish Slap wanna-be, she should be wearing an asbestos burqua.


Pants are Just a Suggestion (but Bustiers are a very good suggestion)
 

can we please not take shots at the overweight people that live with their parents until an age that makes everybody in the house feel, well... just plain awkward.

not that im one of them, i just well you know...

uh...yeah

-X
 

Not Fish Slap. FS has higher cheekbones and better facial symmetry, and bigger traps (where his neck meets his shoulders). White Shadow's ears and mouth are a different shape. And I hate to say it, but Fish Slap's ripped compared to this wanker. They do share the same bad taste in club clothes and douche had gestures, however.

And I'll agree that the poor chica is trying very hard to keep from puking up her daquiris and seafood salad in his lap. Either that, or she's seriously bummed about how uncomfortable her bustier is, even with the extra cushioning of a bra underneath -- and with shoulder straps desperately tryin' to keep it up.

And anon 2:29: Darksock's right. You're tedious and not worthy of even my disdain. Go away.
 

Anon 2:29 PM

Don't log on then idiot if it bugs you so much, the rest of us like reading this stuff...I understand jealously burns deep that you are not and will never be as creative as others on here. Enjoy eating your plate of Hater-Tots bro and keep trying, you'll make it one day.
 

Could be a young Fish Slap, before he matured into a full-blown, adult guppie. This pic doesn't show any of the Slap's classic traits, as pointed out by other commenters. This may be a Scrote-in-Training pic, however...
 

Yeah, and rehashing some twenty year old street slang in a two sentence statement is a great way to show how creative you are,bro. Hater-tots, huh? I really don't mind getting ragged on by the "regulars", because at least they put some thought into it. Way to jump on the "bag"-wagon there, you creative genius you.
 

uh this is Fish slap. No doubt about it. Y'all are moronic if you dont thik so. Look at the chin and the beady little eyes peaking out from under the cap. FUCKING fish slap = IQ of 94
 

by the way hater tots is worse than hater aid. regulars and anons both shut up. rag on bags, dont make it a social party and everyone is happy. by the way im drunk
 

The hottie's obviously having her period, based on the giant tampon seated next to her. Even I'm starting to feel bloated and crampy.
 

Where was this picture taken: a his and hers two-seater in a public restroom? Gross.
 

What's Fish Slap doing with tranny Edward G. Robinson?
 

She just looks so sad and empty inside, having to sit there, helpless, and be photographed with WaifFed.

You can almost see the years of wrong decisions passing before her eyes... tracing back over the trail of her life, wondering over all of the forks not chosen.

After all, she must be thinking, she was smart, she was funny, she turned heads everywhere she went... she had so much going for her! When did it all start going so horribly wrong, she seems to muse wistfully.

How did she go from having the future laid out like a selection of desserts on a buffet table to being nestled in the frail armpit of a painfully insipid, Eastern European, trend-fellating psuedo-wigga?

Is it too late to turn back the hands of time, she wonders? Can she ever be Daddy's Little Girl again? Can she ever wash herself clean enough to scour the memory of this scrote's tiny, clammy hands constantly drifting through her soft, honeyed hair and settling on her supple, warm shoulders? ...Or the scent of cabbage rolls and Obsession knock-off that they conferred upon her skin? ...And the resulting scent of failure and humiliation that having the moment immortalized on film conferred upon her very soul?

Is it all too late, she wonders? Even as beautiful as she is, this douche's vortex of lameness seems to have her questioning whether or not she has anything left of value at all.


...That's one tragically powerful Black Hole of a douche, right there.

I say: Come back, hottie! Your soul and your flesh can be redeemed. I will baptize you in fluids!

...Aw. Can't I redeem you just a little? :(
 

Darin, that's beautiful. You made me cry.

",,,cabbage rolls and Obsession knock-off.."

Pure poetry.
 

nice bling you fuckin douche stick.. also, you may want to put on an emblem on that hat..
 

Is that a Halloween costume?
 

This is one 14yo I would enjoy banging hard.