Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Willy Wonka and the Orange Factory
I only violate the hottie/douchey combo requirement for a pic on this site on rare and special occasions.
This is one of those occasions.
We celebrate the Prompas because we care. And by care, I mean orange.
And by orange, I mean orange.
Orange.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:11 PM 
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you should put the three prompa pics together, before, during and after prompa, but still nice one here!
# posted by 
: 7:18 PM
: 7:18 PM 
DB1, this can't be real! Is it?
Or is this some sort of visual illusion? The guy on the left can't stop laughing at the sheer stupidity.. or should I say Douche-osity of these 2 losers to his left. This is beyond funny.
Did queer boy in the middle apply a light coat of Hershey's syrup and think that it would give him a nice sheen?
I have so many questions, yet answers escape me. This is just fucking ridiculously funny!
Or is this some sort of visual illusion? The guy on the left can't stop laughing at the sheer stupidity.. or should I say Douche-osity of these 2 losers to his left. This is beyond funny.
Did queer boy in the middle apply a light coat of Hershey's syrup and think that it would give him a nice sheen?
I have so many questions, yet answers escape me. This is just fucking ridiculously funny!
# posted by : 7:34 PM
: 7:34 PM
This is what I always picture people if they lived at the center of the earth would look like...
USS DOUCHENBAG
USS DOUCHENBAG
# posted by : 7:34 PM
: 7:34 PM
Ok... As a research scholar, i'd like to cease my studies of DNA mutations in fetus' development to futher study the phenomonon that is the Prompa's.
Can we have a link to the hi-res image, i must study every wilting pore in these dipshit's faces....
Can we have a link to the hi-res image, i must study every wilting pore in these dipshit's faces....
# posted by : 7:37 PM
: 7:37 PM
Great. Now I get to go to sleep and see these two burnt fecal specks in my nightmares. Once again, thanks a bunch DB1.
I need a morphine drip.
Snarf.
I need a morphine drip.
Snarf.
These two morons must have lost a bet. That's the only plausible explanation for intentionally going to prom looking like that.
# posted by : 7:48 PM
: 7:48 PM
Holy christ, the douche on the right looks like he has severe 3rd degree burns, and cant move a muscle because of the searing pain. Never seen someone so uncomfortable... Hasnt the Prompa learned by now not to open any mysterious packages from Bugs Bunny?
Bleethinator
Bleethinator
# posted by : 7:50 PM
: 7:50 PM
ok.
maybe they are color-blind.
seriously. that's really the only logical explanation for this atrocity. they must have been laughed at. alot. it's just unexplainable really. why would you leave the house looking like that? perhaps they own no mirrors? how could your friends not say something?
it's mind boggling.
and this is how i have to go to bed on a Tuesday. thanks DB1. i need to go make some trades in my fantasy football league to get rid of this image. and honestly, that won't even work.
eegh.
orange is the new douche.
maybe they are color-blind.
seriously. that's really the only logical explanation for this atrocity. they must have been laughed at. alot. it's just unexplainable really. why would you leave the house looking like that? perhaps they own no mirrors? how could your friends not say something?
it's mind boggling.
and this is how i have to go to bed on a Tuesday. thanks DB1. i need to go make some trades in my fantasy football league to get rid of this image. and honestly, that won't even work.
eegh.
orange is the new douche.
Wow. DB1, you should do an entire thread to the prompas. Or, as I have come to think of them, "Orange Man Group." It just gets funnier and funnier.
They aren't even orange any more. It's more of a burnt doodie brown color.
Technically, there is a chick in the pic though. She's just a sketch on the wall unfortunately. And I don't even know if she's hot. I suppose in some way, no rules were broken DB1.
Technically, there is a chick in the pic though. She's just a sketch on the wall unfortunately. And I don't even know if she's hot. I suppose in some way, no rules were broken DB1.
# posted by : 8:07 PM
: 8:07 PM
They're back, thanks DB1,
orange, orange, orangey-do
Here is some cheap spray on tan for you
orange, orange, orangey-do
Beta-carotine is good for you
orange, orange, orangey-do
Prompa's mastered the power of douche
orange, orange, orangey-do
Here is some cheap spray on tan for you
orange, orange, orangey-do
Beta-carotine is good for you
orange, orange, orangey-do
Prompa's mastered the power of douche
The look on Oompa Prompa is priceless. The expression on his face, his hair, and the color of his skin makes it look as if some unseen hand is squeezing his testicles.
And his crispy-fried buddy is thinking, "Oh, shit. Am I next?"...
And his crispy-fried buddy is thinking, "Oh, shit. Am I next?"...
these guys must have a myspace somewhere. think of the treasure chest of douche that holds.
# posted by : 8:20 PM
: 8:20 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Thank God I skipped the prom because I would have peed all over my dress and shoes if I had encountered these clowns. I have no idea as to how do you get out of your house looking like that. FOR YOUR PROM. Maybe their moms were busy.
# posted by : 8:20 PM
: 8:20 PM
Forgive these dudes, they're just auditioning for...
TEENWOLF IV: Orange Pulp
See, film studio sets in Long Island aren't equipped with GREEN Screens, they use..........you guessed it.
Oh and I just realized the color of this website's masthead. Intentional, DB1?
Sheesh. It's all gone awry.
Happy Shalloween, suckers.
TEENWOLF IV: Orange Pulp
See, film studio sets in Long Island aren't equipped with GREEN Screens, they use..........you guessed it.
Oh and I just realized the color of this website's masthead. Intentional, DB1?
Sheesh. It's all gone awry.
Happy Shalloween, suckers.
# posted by : 8:24 PM
: 8:24 PM
God. I should not have looked here.
If I sleep at all tonight, I will dream in orange...
If I sleep at all tonight, I will dream in orange...
# posted by : 8:25 PM
: 8:25 PM
I see the Prompas have an albino brother. He's the white sheep of the family.
P.S. Al Jolson called. He wants to know who stole his Cordovan shoe polish.
P.S. Al Jolson called. He wants to know who stole his Cordovan shoe polish.
# posted by : 8:26 PM
: 8:26 PM
Leave them ALONE!!!!!!
Poor Guys.....A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and
think nothing of it.
So, I say, "Come and live with me
in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and
Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."
Poor Guys.....A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and
think nothing of it.
So, I say, "Come and live with me
in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and
Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."
Oh, I see, just because Al Jolson is black he must shine shoes for a living? Why I've never seen so many racists in my whole life. This is just like being at Denny's.
# posted by : 8:52 PM
: 8:52 PM
Rich, as a medical professional, I recommend that you decrease your dosage to maybe one tablet of whatever your taking a day. Or try doubling it.
# posted by : 8:56 PM
: 8:56 PM
"Today in the situation room... Excess of powerdrinks, hair spike gel, crappy italian style clothing, oily skin leads a teenager to become orange.... is this the mass effect of the "D" virus?? this and more after the break"
Hans Von Douchepants
Hans Von Douchepants
# posted by : 10:03 PM
: 10:03 PM
Isn't that douche in the middle the craptastular Lee Hotti? Apparently, no matter how far down the drain a douchebag is flushed, there's always more permabronze to be found.
# posted by : 10:13 PM
: 10:13 PM
Holy Christ, what has the world come to. I want you readers to visualize this. Consider the oompas to be one shade less orange (but still neon), they look in the mirror and think "you know what, I think I need more tanner because my tan is starting to fade." This is insane. What race or species are these clowns? Has anyone found there myspace yet?
# posted by : 10:18 PM
: 10:18 PM
Anonymous 10:18... I think they are victims of a zombie attack... the zombies must have eaten the skin face of those douches....... the horror!!
Douche with brown shirt is about to pee the others??? wtf? douche with gray vest seems happy about it.. WTF!?!
Hans von douchepants
Douche with brown shirt is about to pee the others??? wtf? douche with gray vest seems happy about it.. WTF!?!
Hans von douchepants
# posted by : 10:25 PM
: 10:25 PM
Star Trek aliens. Definitely Star Trek aliens.
Have you ever noticed that for pretty much ever, all the aliens on Star Trek have looked just like us but with one or two random physical differences. Usually it was some kind of ridge somewhere between the nose and the forehead. But it could just as easily be shiny orange skin and crispy, gravity-defying hair.
Seriously. Tell me you can't picture these guys in floor length organza tunics telling Captain Janeway* that their race is doomed unless Jordy or who the fuck ever can rig the reflector dish to jumpstart the giant, orbiting tanning bed that is the Prompa's artificial sun.
*Totally Janeway. Picard and Sisko would never have to put up with aliens this goofy looking.(Sweet JEEBUS in the mornin', I'm lucky I'm already married. Damn!)
Have you ever noticed that for pretty much ever, all the aliens on Star Trek have looked just like us but with one or two random physical differences. Usually it was some kind of ridge somewhere between the nose and the forehead. But it could just as easily be shiny orange skin and crispy, gravity-defying hair.
Seriously. Tell me you can't picture these guys in floor length organza tunics telling Captain Janeway* that their race is doomed unless Jordy or who the fuck ever can rig the reflector dish to jumpstart the giant, orbiting tanning bed that is the Prompa's artificial sun.
*Totally Janeway. Picard and Sisko would never have to put up with aliens this goofy looking.(Sweet JEEBUS in the mornin', I'm lucky I'm already married. Damn!)
The fuckin hair on the ass master in the middle gives him away as a jersey douche. Orange vermin, nice, real nice. I'll go vomit in the bushes now.
# posted by : 12:16 AM
: 12:16 AM
No way, those guys are comedians or if they really go out like this ''you ain't seen nothing yet''like B.T.O. said.
# posted by : 12:16 AM
: 12:16 AM
The boy actually looks proud of this in all of his pictures. You have to wonder if they were maybe trying to bring the Japanese phenomenon of the ganguro girl over to the U.S. I don't think it works quite as well on boys. And even the girls tend more towards the brown, and not the bright orange.
# posted by : 12:41 AM
: 12:41 AM
in any other picture the pale dude on the left would look tan.
This douche was left on the rotisserie too long.
All i'm saying is, if i was at El Pollo Loco, and my chicken came out this color, i'd send it back.
This douche was left on the rotisserie too long.
All i'm saying is, if i was at El Pollo Loco, and my chicken came out this color, i'd send it back.
I honestly don't understand how one can live with themselves walking out into public looking like that? Utterly douchetastic...
# posted by : 2:24 AM
: 2:24 AM
The guy on the right is so creepy I had to sleep with my .45 under the bed last night. He's part walking cadaver, part 11 consecutive life sentences pyscho ward inhabitant.
The guy on the right now has a giant orange handprint on his capo starter suit. Poor guy.
The guy on the right now has a giant orange handprint on his capo starter suit. Poor guy.
Is it me, or does the bag in the middle look like the heatmiser from the christmas cartoon? Well, if he was from Long Island.
that chick is smoking! I would tunnel through 5 hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness just to grope her shawshank! What is she doing with those two burnt sienna douchebags?
LOL in all seriousness, check out this page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variations_of_orange
It shows different shades of orange. What would you consider these guys? I think they are somewhere between Burnt Orange and Tangelo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variations_of_orange
It shows different shades of orange. What would you consider these guys? I think they are somewhere between Burnt Orange and Tangelo.
all i want to know is how did pumpy die? and how do you guys know this? i can't find anything on the site
# posted by : 5:27 AM
: 5:27 AM
@anon 5:27:
Go back two weekends ago and read the posts. someone told DB1 he died in a hotel room in Vegas.
Go back two weekends ago and read the posts. someone told DB1 he died in a hotel room in Vegas.
# posted by : 5:29 AM
: 5:29 AM
This shit has to be photoshopped. Middle-melanin's hair resembles an automatic car wash brush. Rueful right looks like a sketch artist rendering of King Tut.
the douchess of kunt
the douchess of kunt
# posted by : 5:42 AM
: 5:42 AM
DB1: Can you confirm or deny speculation that the Prompa pics are 'shopped?
We need to know. Collective sanity is at stake, dude.
We need to know. Collective sanity is at stake, dude.
# posted by : 5:45 AM
: 5:45 AM
Perhaps this is some fund raiser for some medical condition I'm unaware of, Cronicorangosityosis
# posted by : 6:01 AM
: 6:01 AM
These are not shopped. A large part of my job involves graphic design/photoshopping. The one picture was a maybe, but all 3 pictures? It would take an extremely talented professional to do that kind of work. Plus, look at the SHAME! The shame in their faces matches their color. And you can't photoshop shame.
These guys misused tanning creme. Thats my theory.
These guys misused tanning creme. Thats my theory.
I can't believe anyone could think this actually looks good. They do this to themselves willingly and then allow pictures of them to be taken. What kind of world do we live in? What the ef, man?
Here's an excerpt from "The Case of the Missing Sunkist Dye" by Franklin W. Dixon.
...Frank plopped into the small, pine chair at the large, oak table, pulled his peanut butter & jelly sandwich over and began to pour his Sunkist over the ice cubes when he noticed something strange.
"Jiminy jillikers Frank, this Sunkist's not orange!"
"You're right Joe, it looks like Pepsi clear!"
Frank and Joe immediately knew that something was wrong, and that something had to be done.
"We've got to do something," Joe said as he zipped up his jacket, which was the very same jacket used in "The Secret of the Old Jacket."
"We should call Sheriff Wilson!" Frank stated, referring to the same sheriff who was found at the end of "The Mystery of the Missing Sheriff."...
...Frank plopped into the small, pine chair at the large, oak table, pulled his peanut butter & jelly sandwich over and began to pour his Sunkist over the ice cubes when he noticed something strange.
"Jiminy jillikers Frank, this Sunkist's not orange!"
"You're right Joe, it looks like Pepsi clear!"
Frank and Joe immediately knew that something was wrong, and that something had to be done.
"We've got to do something," Joe said as he zipped up his jacket, which was the very same jacket used in "The Secret of the Old Jacket."
"We should call Sheriff Wilson!" Frank stated, referring to the same sheriff who was found at the end of "The Mystery of the Missing Sheriff."...
It's times like these that make me ask WWDBD? (What Would Douche Bag Do)
Doucheronomy 5:11
And on the 5th day after eating hundreds of pounds of Cheetos and guzzling gallons of Easy Cheese the god of douche sat on his toilet and with one mighty constipated push (take it easy bcs) his rectum spat out these imbeciles and as he looked down on what he had just created he felt compelled to shout those fuckers are Orange!
Doucheronomy 5:11
And on the 5th day after eating hundreds of pounds of Cheetos and guzzling gallons of Easy Cheese the god of douche sat on his toilet and with one mighty constipated push (take it easy bcs) his rectum spat out these imbeciles and as he looked down on what he had just created he felt compelled to shout those fuckers are Orange!
# posted by : 6:49 AM
: 6:49 AM
I remember the time I tried to go to the prom all oranged up like that. My dad beat the living sh-- out of me. Then he got his belt and..
Oh wait... never happened...
Oh wait... never happened...
# posted by : 6:51 AM
: 6:51 AM
These dudes make Pakistanis look as pale as goth chicks.
Their hairstyle and facial skin tone must have come from putting a police flash-bang grenade into a small wastebasket and plugging the top with their skulls...of course, Middle Oompa picked the whitest tux in Jersey to contrast his bloody-stool mug.
The burn victim on the right looks like character actor William Fichtner's burnt-ass son
William Fichtner; you know....THAT guy....
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001209/
IMDB says he WAS born in Long Island.....it's possible.....
Their hairstyle and facial skin tone must have come from putting a police flash-bang grenade into a small wastebasket and plugging the top with their skulls...of course, Middle Oompa picked the whitest tux in Jersey to contrast his bloody-stool mug.
The burn victim on the right looks like character actor William Fichtner's burnt-ass son
William Fichtner; you know....THAT guy....
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001209/
IMDB says he WAS born in Long Island.....it's possible.....
Anyone else think the little guy in the middle looks like one of those "trolls"? You know the toys for little kids? I think it's the hair and the buggy eyes.
# posted by : 7:14 AM
: 7:14 AM
Dammit, go to work, try to be good, and get beaten to the "Heatmiser" reference!
I'm Mister Orange Prom
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Ass Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Oompa Prompa,
What ever I touch
Starts to turn douche in my clutch
I'm too much!
And the hair - I think I want to shove a pole up his ass and use him to clean my chimney. As for monkey-boy on the right, he looks sad . . . you don't think someone hurt his feelings by saying he looks FUCKING ORANGE!!! maybe? God, I hope so - and I hope whoever verbally abuses him also pushes him down a flight of stairs later, along with Oompa and their whole families. Evil like this should not be allowed to breed.
I'm Mister Orange Prom
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Ass Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Oompa Prompa,
What ever I touch
Starts to turn douche in my clutch
I'm too much!
And the hair - I think I want to shove a pole up his ass and use him to clean my chimney. As for monkey-boy on the right, he looks sad . . . you don't think someone hurt his feelings by saying he looks FUCKING ORANGE!!! maybe? God, I hope so - and I hope whoever verbally abuses him also pushes him down a flight of stairs later, along with Oompa and their whole families. Evil like this should not be allowed to breed.
# posted by : 7:14 AM
: 7:14 AM
this honest to god truth:
on the way out the door to work this morning i sharted myself. (a fart that turns out to be shit)
I wasnt sure afterwards so i went back in and checked.
sure enough, there was a nice streak.
the color of that streak was very, very close to these two rust colored nightmares.
on the way out the door to work this morning i sharted myself. (a fart that turns out to be shit)
I wasnt sure afterwards so i went back in and checked.
sure enough, there was a nice streak.
the color of that streak was very, very close to these two rust colored nightmares.
@ bcs: You may have colon cancer. Go get checked. They have to stick a camera mounted on an air nozzle way up your ass. But it's not all fun and games though. But what a RUSH.
Wow. They got darker and creepier as prom night progressed. I wonder what they looked like when the night ended.
# posted by : 7:40 AM
: 7:40 AM
A Doucheworks Orange: Oh yes, my little drouches, it's time for a little ultra-violence on their skully-wullies before oompa's have a little of the ol' in-out with each other.
Love the star trek reference. Green chicks are hot. Orange douches are not.
Love the star trek reference. Green chicks are hot. Orange douches are not.
Sorry pfah, had to change the avatar again. But the he resemblance of the peanuthead on the right is uncanny...
It looks like a couple boys got too close to the reactor on 3 mile island. Isn't that right glowface?!
The facial expression on the scrote in the middle is priceless.
DOUCHE - Serious Business.
-D'Ouchetagnan the Doucheketeer
DOUCHE - Serious Business.
-D'Ouchetagnan the Doucheketeer
# posted by : 8:21 AM
: 8:21 AM
And the tan is wearing off near his right eye making it look like a horrific tan job that is peeling or someone getting progressively drunker using photoshop.
Either way it is horrible!
Either way it is horrible!
These scrotes are being used by the Jersey Shore Department Of Doucheland Security as Threat Level Orange!
# posted by : 11:20 AM
: 11:20 AM
They heard a rumor that if you eat 4 lbs of Circus Peanuts,cover yourself 8 times in "Mystic Tan" and shove a carrot up your ass your dick will get bigger and you will cum like a firehouse.....
The silk turd in the middle looks like he was Spelunking up the douche on the rights asshole without his helmet or forehead light when the pasty cracker on the left came upon them and dragged him out by the ankles leaving his face covered in feces and his hair styled like a treasure troll! It's amazing he didn't get any on his gay tie and vest.
# posted by : 2:34 PM
: 2:34 PM
What does it say behind them..."A Naranja Race"?
If so, that means that there's an entire group of them out there...maybe this is their high school and the guy on the left is only there to stop comments that this place isn't segregated.
If so, that means that there's an entire group of them out there...maybe this is their high school and the guy on the left is only there to stop comments that this place isn't segregated.
# posted by : 3:04 PM
: 3:04 PM
Prompa is to the colour Orange what Gator is to Leather Skin, Pumpy to giant hands, Peaches to points and the Creeper to the tongue.
Meaning it doesn't define him. He defines it.
Meaning it doesn't define him. He defines it.
OH MY GOD ! ! !
I Cannot get enough of these guy!! !!
I W A N T M O R E ! ! ! !
I Cannot get enough of these guy!! !!
I W A N T M O R E ! ! ! !
# posted by : 6:31 PM
: 6:31 PM
my eyes! my eyyyyyesss!!
Fight or Flight?? I mean, I've never wanted to bitch slap someone so hard in my life, though I think if I was ever faced with the opportunity I would refrain, for fear my hand would melt off my wrist after coming into contact with whatever the hell it is that idiot put on his face. Instead, pure human survival instinct would kick in and I would turn and run.
Fight or Flight?? I mean, I've never wanted to bitch slap someone so hard in my life, though I think if I was ever faced with the opportunity I would refrain, for fear my hand would melt off my wrist after coming into contact with whatever the hell it is that idiot put on his face. Instead, pure human survival instinct would kick in and I would turn and run.
Anon 11:38
There arent any fake Orange/Brown faces in E.O. They wouldnt survive a day in that town let alone make it long enough to fo to the prom.
Now if you said Bloomfield,Belleville or Nutley then maybe.
Marcos Douchebagdatis
There arent any fake Orange/Brown faces in E.O. They wouldnt survive a day in that town let alone make it long enough to fo to the prom.
Now if you said Bloomfield,Belleville or Nutley then maybe.
Marcos Douchebagdatis
# posted by : 6:27 AM
: 6:27 AM
ya good call DB1...the douche levels are off the charts..no hot wenches needed
# posted by : 10:14 AM
: 10:14 AM
after just finding the site and looking through it this is the funniest pic but which one of the dudes is the girl i think right of pink suit catches
# posted by : 4:40 PM
: 4:40 PM
Shouldn't that be 'Willy Wanker and the Orange Factory'?
I can't believe that anyone is stupid enough to think that that color and that hair belong anywhere outside of Holloween.
They can't really think they're gonna get laid looking like that do they??
I can't believe that anyone is stupid enough to think that that color and that hair belong anywhere outside of Holloween.
They can't really think they're gonna get laid looking like that do they??
# posted by : 3:17 PM
: 3:17 PM
Amazing how the center D-bag's burnt pumpkin pie complexion has distracted everyone from noticing that he is wearing his First Holy Communion suit to the prom.
# posted by : 11:42 PM
: 11:42 PM
This one is funny...i mean all 3 are fucking hilarious, but this one you've got, Not so orange guy on the left - laughing his ass off...douchey-orange on the right which looks like he has been crying all night, prolly scare off his date, and super-fly db in the middle with that cold hard stare as if he could turn you tango by looking into your soul
# posted by : 1:40 AM
: 1:40 AM
I swear its just brown holloween makeup look it doesnt even cover his whole face he forgot parts of his forehead....what a complete loser!!!
# posted by : 11:39 PM
: 11:39 PM
I swear its just brown holloween makeup look it doesnt even cover his whole face he forgot parts of his forehead....what a complete loser!!!
# posted by : 11:39 PM
: 11:39 PM 
Okay. So. After repeating the same thing to my self over and over, a comment that others have mentioned (i.e. "THEY'RE FUCKING ORANGE! BUT...THEY'RE FUCKING ORANGE!" Seriously, you guys watch "House?")
I've figured it out. It's not a prank. It's not a shop chop. It's not a lost bet. It's what happens when morons and chemistry mix. I think they just misapplied the fake'n'bake. No really. I once knew a guy who dipped his big toe in Lake Douchebag once. He shaved his chest. Then he NAIR'ed it. That's right. Tried to chemically remove gone hair. The lesson was invaluable. May this lesson sink into their very pointy product ridden oompah skulls. And to their friends who see our mockery and cry "Foul!" I say thee again...
THEY'RE FUCKING ORANGE!
-Uncle Phinneus T. Douchemacutty
I've figured it out. It's not a prank. It's not a shop chop. It's not a lost bet. It's what happens when morons and chemistry mix. I think they just misapplied the fake'n'bake. No really. I once knew a guy who dipped his big toe in Lake Douchebag once. He shaved his chest. Then he NAIR'ed it. That's right. Tried to chemically remove gone hair. The lesson was invaluable. May this lesson sink into their very pointy product ridden oompah skulls. And to their friends who see our mockery and cry "Foul!" I say thee again...
THEY'RE FUCKING ORANGE!
-Uncle Phinneus T. Douchemacutty
# posted by : 1:25 AM
: 1:25 AM
really thruely frightening.... Do you think they every realized how scary they are??
# posted by : 6:19 PM
: 6:19 PM
As a pre-med student who works in an ER i've seen some sh!t.
But quite frankly, if these guys walked in for any reason...it would alarm me.
But quite frankly, if these guys walked in for any reason...it would alarm me.
# posted by : 8:21 PM
: 8:21 PM
this is what happens when you fake'n'bake while jaundiced, taking antibiotics and living in Jersey.
A lesson to all of you.
A lesson to all of you.
I Just shitted orange i should of took a picture and send in oompa prompa 4....this site is hilarious
Cant believe ive just seen it for the first time.....
Cant believe ive just seen it for the first time.....
# posted by : 8:31 PM
: 8:31 PM
John Candy in "Blues Brothers":
"Orange whip? Orange whip? No, you freakish douchebags! I was ordering DRINKS!"
"Orange whip? Orange whip? No, you freakish douchebags! I was ordering DRINKS!"
Those Gotti kids had their 15 minutes of fame didn't they? Ok, be a friend and tell these F*N* freaks it's time to start looking normal. They must have money because nobody in their right minds would hang it with these T-BAGS.
# posted by : 12:17 AM
: 12:17 AM
All I can say to the girls that hang with these douchebags. The pickins must be very low in Jersey!
# posted by : 2:02 AM
: 2:02 AM
Looks like they befriended the valet dude...must have been the only one that would talk to em!
# posted by : 1:57 PM
: 1:57 PM
It's been confirmed by National Geographic, a new species has been discovered on earth.
Doucheo-sapien.
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Doucheo-sapien.
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: 4:00 PM << Home
