Monday, October 08, 2007
Corned Beef
Regular 'bag sandwich formation (douche-hott-douche), I can understand. The innocent hottie of doe eyes and lusty thighs gets trapped between two seafaring boats of choad. She has nowhere to go. She's trapped.
But inverted 'bag sandwich?
This means that two delicious cuties actively choose to play the role of slices of rye on the corned beef sandwich of douche filling.
How is this formation even possible?
How does Corned Beef pull it off? Is it the sexy unbuttoned shirt? The stripe of grease on the Pringles ridged forehead? The Jesus bling? The douche-pout?
All I know is Roller Girl may be flunking out of DeVry, but I would pay for her tanning salon appointments with a 20% tip if it meant I could water her ferns while she drives back to Orange County to stay with her parents on weekends.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:26 PM 
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good lord that blond has some reeeeediculous floatation devices on her chest. they are as fake as her hair color. curly-haired smiley face looks like a handful of fun. but, since she chooses to keep company with a boobtastic shemale and smarmy McCorned beef 'bag, she's a lost cause.
$100 says he smells like he took a shower in calvin klein's obsession for men.
$100 says he smells like he took a shower in calvin klein's obsession for men.
Dude's a guido douche. He's one of those "what can you ladies do for me?" kind of turd.
Blondie makes me nervous as to whether or not I'll see her on some daytime talk show discussing her plastic surgery addictions.
Due to large amounts of wine consumed over the weekend, the brain cell I need for recollection of why the chick on the right looks familiar was successfully blown out. Meh.
Blondie makes me nervous as to whether or not I'll see her on some daytime talk show discussing her plastic surgery addictions.
Due to large amounts of wine consumed over the weekend, the brain cell I need for recollection of why the chick on the right looks familiar was successfully blown out. Meh.
Isn't that the dude from I love New York? If it is, the title douchebag couldn't be bestowed on a more worthy asshole.
# posted by 
: 12:28 PM
: 12:28 PM
Props to corn-beef douche for pulling off that "guido the killer pimp" (joe pantalione) look from risky business. Nice work grundel sack!
I want to make central american hottie a frittata con queso whist fighting the sandanistas in the jungle.
I want to make central american hottie a frittata con queso whist fighting the sandanistas in the jungle.
The douche looks an awful lot like Santino Morella from WWE Raw. Famous douches like Santino I give more slack to, as they are molded by their celebrity status into scroteness.
# posted by : 12:40 PM
: 12:40 PM
I like the chick on the left's rack but what's up with that hair? I thought the beehive went out in the 50's.
# posted by : 12:45 PM
: 12:45 PM
I smell a fart...and it smells like a mixture of the following:
Guido
Transvestites
Jesus
Garlic
and Dawn dishsoap.
....and grease...lots of grease.
Guido
Transvestites
Jesus
Garlic
and Dawn dishsoap.
....and grease...lots of grease.
I can picture this guy passed out on the semen stained bathroom floor at a Ricky Martin concert festooned with his favorite chin dressing dribbling down the front of his unbuttoned blouse er. shirt.
Thank heaven for little girls with big boobies. - M. Chevalier
ok maybe not an exact quote but what the hell she started it, half her rack is showing....droool
Thank heaven for little girls with big boobies. - M. Chevalier
ok maybe not an exact quote but what the hell she started it, half her rack is showing....droool
# posted by : 12:50 PM
: 12:50 PM
That is definately "Heat" from the tv show "I love New York." Judging by the jacket/unbuttoned shirt combo, he is exhibiting scrote-like tendencies, hence he attains 'bag status.
# posted by : 1:02 PM
: 1:02 PM
Holy crap this guy's just too cool for me. You can tell by his "I'm too f'ing cool for any of you" stare.
And way to try and hide your receding hairline, toughguy, by slicking your hair back with Velveeta brand butter.
The chick on the right has those cute, eflish features with the gnarly hair you just want to thrash while blowing her up doggie styl ...
What's that honey? (Oh shit, gotta go ...
And way to try and hide your receding hairline, toughguy, by slicking your hair back with Velveeta brand butter.
The chick on the right has those cute, eflish features with the gnarly hair you just want to thrash while blowing her up doggie styl ...
What's that honey? (Oh shit, gotta go ...
I keep trying to summon up rage against this guy, but it isn't working. The synchronized cleavite displayed here is just too calming, like an herbal tea.
@THD 1:50 pm
I realize that reading comprehension is somewhat lacking lately but damn!
I realize that reading comprehension is somewhat lacking lately but damn!
# posted by : 1:58 PM
: 1:58 PM
Yeah, it's definitely Heat from I Love New York: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=129602023.
Class-A asshat.
Class-A asshat.
# posted by : 2:50 PM
: 2:50 PM
Blondie looks like she got smacked in the face with a shovel, but her breasts do look very nice, and very expensive. Brunette doesn't do shit for me.. in fact, that fake ass smile is a turn off.
As for the hairplugs greaseball? LMAO. Complete and total douche. Looks like some asshole assistant manager at Enterprise Rent-A-Choad.
F these people... but the blonde's boobies are quite nice.
As for the hairplugs greaseball? LMAO. Complete and total douche. Looks like some asshole assistant manager at Enterprise Rent-A-Choad.
F these people... but the blonde's boobies are quite nice.
# posted by : 2:51 PM
: 2:51 PM
The Empire-style dresses were bad enough, but Blondie has to have Empire-style hair?
And right hand hott's mouth looks like she's wearing Andre the Giant's dentures.
Something tells me if this guy accidentally stepped into a pair of shoes with odor eaters in them they'd only find some Jesus bling and a few hair implants.
And right hand hott's mouth looks like she's wearing Andre the Giant's dentures.
Something tells me if this guy accidentally stepped into a pair of shoes with odor eaters in them they'd only find some Jesus bling and a few hair implants.
Corned Beef should be renamed to Jean Claude Van Douchebag. Similar faces, similar overbearing douchecity.
# posted by : 3:09 PM
: 3:09 PM
the guy is "Heat" from the reality show " I Love New York", the first season. Hes a total douche...
# posted by : 3:23 PM
: 3:23 PM
This headbutt is just malicious. Three seconds after this picture was taken, i'd be suprised if this ladies head was even still intact. Poor little gal, she was just a boy!
Blondie has her pillow cases stuffed full.
I want to rest my head on them and dream of fluffy bunnies.
I want to rest my head on them and dream of fluffy bunnies.
Looks like Jon Favreau circa Swings with a couple of shemales. You're not money, just douche.
# posted by : 5:06 PM
: 5:06 PM
3 people with low cut outfits on and only one has anything worth showing. Chick on the right looks like Shakira's ugly sister.
Is it just me, or does the "girl" on the right look like Shemale porn star Vaniity?
# posted by : 5:42 PM
: 5:42 PM
@ keiko --
The account's been disabled, cancelled, or else "Heat" ran away shrieking in a high falsetto voice.
Damn.
The only thing bigger than Jayne Mansfield, Jr.'s family-sized funbags is the 'bag's ego, which dominates the entire pic.
Something tells me his street nick is "Nub." Just a hunch.
The account's been disabled, cancelled, or else "Heat" ran away shrieking in a high falsetto voice.
Damn.
The only thing bigger than Jayne Mansfield, Jr.'s family-sized funbags is the 'bag's ego, which dominates the entire pic.
Something tells me his street nick is "Nub." Just a hunch.
# posted by : 8:57 PM
: 8:57 PM
DB1,
That last paragraph is beautiful. It opens up new realities of prose for me.
Thank you,
Scroteface Killah
That last paragraph is beautiful. It opens up new realities of prose for me.
Thank you,
Scroteface Killah
# posted by : 1:18 AM
: 1:18 AM
I challenge the douche here. I think you're being a little too crass, DB1.
NO hair gel.
NO douche signs or faces. His face isn't forced into some strange rictus.
NO douche hair on the face.
Clothes: Not my style, but not bad, per se. 2 buttons, Ok. 3 or more? Douche. He's at 2.
The "grease shine" on his forhead? You're digging too deep. He's not wearing any makeup like some other douches we see.
I'd give him a pass.
NO hair gel.
NO douche signs or faces. His face isn't forced into some strange rictus.
NO douche hair on the face.
Clothes: Not my style, but not bad, per se. 2 buttons, Ok. 3 or more? Douche. He's at 2.
The "grease shine" on his forhead? You're digging too deep. He's not wearing any makeup like some other douches we see.
I'd give him a pass.
Oh! To view his myspace, take off the period at the end of the address Keiko put up.
# posted by : 9:34 AM
: 9:34 AM
Oh, sorry. I didn't see the period, Mazz. Thanks for the tip.
I'll check it out. After I get liquored up first.
I'll check it out. After I get liquored up first.
# posted by : 4:10 PM
: 4:10 PM
is anyone else thinking about how they would love to put their face in miss 'massive melons' rack on the left? hubba hubba...
# posted by : 9:53 PM
: 9:53 PM
i think that guy was on "i love new york" season 1. and if so.... then yes, he is a crazy douchemeister. no need for debate.
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