What in tarnation exploded on this mongoloid's chest? Was it a microwaved kitten? Gorilla semen?
I think the chick here is honestly suprised that Junior McToolbag has a pecker.
 

This picture is disgustingly inconspicuous, they act like they know no wrong!
 

Rachael Ray 'bag gets a meat thermometer.

the douchess of kunt
 

Doggie Bag is like a real human with less of that pesky grey matter to slow him down.

Snaggletooth? Chewing gum? Leftover doggie load?

Whatever....it's nasty.
 

@douchess

Thanks for putting a name to the celebrity face. I knew I'd seen this chick somewhere before...

The Doggie Bag move makes a little piece of my soul turn black and fall off every time I see it. I can make up fanciful excuses for why a hot girl might pose with a douche for a picture--she was drunk, or he gave her animal tranq's so she couldn't move!--but even I have a hard time thinking of a hott as an innocent victim when she willingly submits to this move.

Doggie Bag, you can rot in the lowest level of douche hell, doomed to be dogged by demons equipped with giant, flaming phalluses, and you can take your willing victims with you.
 

She looks like the dummy from Magic.

Doggie Baggin' is an epidemic the CDC can no longer ignore.
 

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Look at the widdle guy pretending to have sex with his best friend's 19 year old sister.

I bet these two are intern's at Chciago's b96 and this is their "wacky" photo for Chicago's b96 get to know our "wacky interns" segment of their website.
Isn't that right, Randy?

Now spin me some tunes. Here's your playlist: Maroon 5, Pink, J. Timberlake and then follow up with some "old school" like New Kids on the Block and/or Vanilla Ice.
 

He's savoring this moment forever. She's realizing that she shouldn't have bent over to pick up her keys in front of a camera with Tic Tac Dick behind her.
 

Tic Tac Dick. awesome. simply awesome.

But I think yer being liberal in size there darksock.
 

Honey, you're gonna need more than a Certs to clense the taste of Doggie'Bag off your breath, and the loss of self-respect from your soul.
 

Ugh. Is it just me or does she have that "he just stuck it in the wrong hole" look of surprise and disgust on her face? Maybe because Dustin McDoucheface here has been cuckoo for cock-o-puffs for so long he's honest-to-god not sure which one he should go with?

And that look on his face. Now there's a future brain surgeon in the making, folks.

Charming, kids. I hope both of your parents get a framed photo of this moment to cherish forever. And to remind them just exactly how much that broken condom left them with in life. Well done.
 

looks like Katharine McPhee is practicing hitting those high notes for American Idol.
 

Bend over to the front
Touch your toes
Bounce that ass up and down and git'
LOW
 

This douche is exhausting himself just by humping, I can see him turning red through all the orange. Time to start juicing bagling.
 

Rachel Ray?
I was thinking Catherine Mcphee?

-Lotd
 

"I think the chick here is honestly suprised that Junior McToolbag has a pecker."

more like doesn't have...
 

@Plinky

Great call on the b96 "Wacky Intern Photo." Simply garbage.
This kid looks like the down syndrome version of Mike Barnes..You know, the guy Danielson fights in Karate Kid 3? Sean Kanan is the DS hero here, and I'm not talking about Nintendo DS.

-Honus Bagner
 

As the late cockroach Johnny Cochran would say: "If you're rubbin' on denim, then you're not in 'em..."
 

I bet this young man counts dry-humping as actually banging a chick.
So, according to him, he's done about 500 chicks now.

Hmmmmm, wait a minute ... if that's the case then I've done about 1,764 chicks. Holy shit I'm a stud.
 

Plinky, you're not a stud unless you're wearing Affliction.

YA DIGGGGGGGG?


HADLEY.
 

Damn! Where was she back when *I still needed a babysitter?
 

Anthony Michael Hall and Katherine McPhee star in "Mr. Choad's Wild Ride."
 

@boatbutter - Leave the poor Stuffy Guy out of this...he's had a hard life as it is.


The faces on these two are just priceless: she looks like she was rear-ended (pun only halfway-intended) right as this was being taken; he looks like he's doing this because of a drunken haze (he thinks it's his frat buddy) or of a dare that he lost.
 

Neutering is a true act of kindness, preventing litters of 'baglets and halting the spread of deadly Grieco virus infections.

-- A message from PEED, the People for the Ethical Elimination of Douchebags
 

Young bagling couldn't affort the Affliction tshirt, so he bought this knockoff at TJ Maxx. Then he ate a whole can of sour cream and onion pringles.
This is a great action photo. One of the best doggie bagging shots yet, DB1. Well done old boy.
Are those two lines chopped on the table next to the miller lite?
This poor bagling just got his Gold's Gym membership and recently met Paco, a tijuana based steroid dealer. Check back with him in two years, he'll be huge, have better gel-hair, and no doubt, will be sporting a giant tribal tatt. It's sad to lose another one to the doucheiness.
 

Why is douche in Black Face?

THATS RACIST!

If I were in that room, I would force that sandalwood colored failure to fellate those Sour Cream and Onion Pringles until he choked on his own melting tan creme. Then I'd punch daddy's disappointment right in her stupid, ready for bukkake face, until the gum wedged in her throathole and choked her to death...a justifiable homicide, her crimes no more than allowing this burnt peach cobbler douche to insinuate intercourse.
 

I hate you Trainwreck. I Hate you with a passion usually reserved for my boss and people who talk to me on the bus.
 

PENIS GOES WHERE??!