HOS. Now.
 

Nice face douche. His mouth looks like the Creature From The Black Lagoon.
http://www.3dimages.co.uk/gallery/d/617-2/Creature+exBLagoon.jpg
 

the legend grows
the douche of LA
 

I know what tomorrow will bring. A possible HoS nomination. This is a 'bag fashion statement that has never been seen before and we may very well never see again. Let's make sure to give it the credit it deserves.
 

Perhaps the popped collars draw attention away from the fact that if his eyes were 1/4" closer together he'd technically be a cyclops. He must have the depth perception of Mr. Magoo.

He apparently just sat on a sand-encrusted butt plug.

Someone give the girl to the left a cheeseburger laced with calcium pills, stat! She must have to run around in the shower to get wet. If you can tell your bladder's full visually, you are TOO THIN.

To Red Cup and AF girl: pssst - Crest Whitening Strips *wink*

Auburn Milf speaks to my pants in a frank and direct manner.
 

Mr. Popped Collars makes me want to donate money to NDSS
 

The soul-sucked Podling now enjoys many red-cup affairs with his loyal chum Fizzgig and the Skeksis Sisters.
 

something tells me that's his 'O' Face.
 

Poor Man's Uma Thurman hottie appears to lack self-confidence, or else she's very tired and trying hard to be a good sport. The red-head Sprite can back there makes me want to enjoy the taste of lymon.
 

This picture is disappointing - looks stinkingly like st. patty's day, which reduces douce factor by log(beer), which is a quite high reduction.
 

I agree...this definitely a St. Patty's Day pic.

As much as I'd like to NOT give this emergent douche the benefit of the doubt, he may have just been unable to decide which green shirt to wear and thus donned all of them...

Interestingly, he has 4 shirts on in the previous "Popped Collars" photo and only 3 in this one. Is he randomly stealing people's shirts throughout the day? Would a later picture show him with 6 popped collars? Or is he shedding polos in an effort to thermoregulate?

The St. Patty's Day Theory presents an additional quandry...if one did wear 4 polos, wouldn't popping the collars (at least on the interior three) become a necessity? Otherwise the person would be unable to turn their neck.

I think the above considerations are enough to remove "The Dude" from HOS consideration.

That and the fact that the chicks aren't really that hot anyhow.
 

So a dude wears a bunch of green shirts on st pat's why? So he can give them to other people who don't have them?
Meh. If that is the case, such an act of philanthropy would nearly exempt him from being a bag. Still a huge goob tho. I bet he has lots of female friends (like the ones featured in these pics), none of which he's hooked up with. He's that wacky guy everybody loves to love, but not that way.
 

To the doubters let me ask you this...have you ever worn multiple polo shirts with popped collars for St. Pattys day or any other occasion? Is there really any situation or circumstance where this is okay and not one of the worst 'bag displays ever seen?
 

He's a little too young and unpolished to be HoS material. Plus, the HCs really aren't there. But he's off to a good start in his douche career.
 

I must agree with Douche Vader here. Though prone to excessive displays of choadgasmic douchebaggery, this guy is more of a goob.

"He's that wacky guy everybody loves to love, but not that way."

Very well put, DV
 

Look at this pack of winners. First, you have Jose the retarded mexican gardener that snuk in and stole some beer (green CARD, not green shirt, asshole), next to him is 4-popped collar's mom, next to her is a poor girl suffering from cerebral palsy as evidenced by her spastic left hand and grimace, next to her stands the offspring of Quasimodo and an unknown elf from Imladris. Last and least, we have 4-popped collar, suffering from numerous retardations, 5 shirts at a time are required for padding so he doesn't injure himself while falling down (like happened right before this photo). The other tards feel sorry for him and pose for a picture that his mom will frame and hang in the upstairs bathroom.
 

Popped collars, velocirater wrist holding red cup, hand gestures and a skinny chick with a giraffe like neck that her body cant support.

Welcome to Notre Dame, home of the Touchdown Jesus and douchebags sitting on cattle prods.
 

@darkwing douche

I like your theory: I think he steals shirts like as they day goes on like a demon stealing souls. By the end of the day, he's probably completely spherical.

Is that chick flashing a douche hand sign, per chance?

Finally, if this guy were any kind of friend to these Skeletorettes, he'd take off one of his shirts, slather it in mustard, and force them to eat it.
 

those chicks aren't hot
 

Needs a "Surprise! Buttsecks" caption.
 

except not one of those chicks is remotely attractive. hey navy hoodie, nice POSTURE.
 

Good call on this being St. Pats, i figured the same. If this is St. Pats then we can asume his other pic is as well and in that case this dude is just poppin a lot of green collars on St. Pattys day.

If an pretty irish douche can't pop 5 GREEN collars on St. Pats then when the fuck can he pop 5 green collars.

I ask you that my friends.
 

Now I know what Saturday night in Iowa looks like
 

Jesus blue hoodie is thin. I bet she's hungrier than a Catholic werewolf on Good Friday.

the douchess of kunt
 

Damn his eyes are really close together.

I have the distinct feeling he might play the banjo really well and call his parents "Aunt Mommy" and "Uncle Daddy."
 

Awww ... I remember _my_ first beer. That's kind of sweet.

Maybe his nipples bleed or he has man boobs or something, and that's why he wears so many shirts? I'm not getting a "douchey" vibe from this clown, if only because he's a clown ... and I can't imagine anyone actually having sex with this loser. The other 'bags on this site are apparently at least having sex ... this looks like a bunch of mathletes blowing off some steam after an intense match of chess or something.

That's not to say a swiftly traveling brick to the side of the head wouldn't do this idiot some good.
 

I disagree with the guys that say these chicks are not hot.

They are the type of girls you get in your room for a 4-way. Once naked, they're hot enough for you to get a boner.

Then you give the videotape to your girlfriend that actually is hot, so she knows that she's not the only game in town. That's called the humble hair pie trick.
 

Where ever these people live they need to start feeding their women.
 

"By the end of the day, he's probably completely spherical."
Nice Reservoir Douche...nice.

"They are the type of girls you get in your room for a 4-way. Once naked, they're hot enough for you to get a boner."
Well put Norse Douche Destroyer. I couldn't agree more.

Hey Blue Hoodie, the hospital called, they want their Anorexia Awareness poster child back.

-Honus Bagner
 

It's not that the blonde girl is ugly by any means; but she reminds me of the previous year's pageant winner from the movie "Drop Dead Georgeous"; the hospital scene where Kirsten Dunst was brushing her hair and it all came out in the brush...She just needs several $40 runs to Sonic / White Castle / Waffle House.
 

I did not know that the mentally hanndicapped have a fraternity. kudos to diversity in Greek life.
 

Had I not seen it I would not have believed such people existed.

The two center chicks are average.. The blonde on the right is fucking creepy I half expect her to start muttering about her precious.

Imagine if pumpy got a hold of her.
 

@ enemy of carp
I see the similarity.
http://www.astro.uni-bonn.de/~mnord/brunost/cheese/pictures/gollum4.jpg

But I still say she is the spawn of Quasimodo + an elf from Imladris.
 

The face of the short-haired "AF" girl kept reminding me of someone and now I have it: Iron Man.
 

And I mean that in a good way. I'd fuck the shit out of Iron Man. If, er, he was her. In an Iron Man suit. With one of those little socket covers you put on outdoor electrical outlets in the bottom of her Iron Man shorts.

Okay, maybe two of those little socket covers.

AF Girl, you just moved to the top of my rather long list of comic book characters I would totally tap. You juuust eeked past Betty Rubble and Paris Hilton.

Congrats.
 

I'd hit anyone of these three HCs. Even spindly-necked hottie. When she's on her back, there's no danger of her accidentally snapping her neck.
 

Indiana:

Right you are! Spindly hottie would be the most awesome, because if you were doing it missionary style and you looked down you could see your ding-ding under her skin, like a weenie dog making it's way under a bed sheet.

But that would make you kind of gay. I think. Sort of a gray area there.

But I'd still lie with her; I'd be all over her like gravy-skin on an under-attended chinese buffet.

I cannot look away from her or her kinda scary butch-lite-but-still-hot-which-kinda-makes-me-a-little-gay sister and her hot mom.

This triumvirate of hott has pulled a hat trick in my pants. My scrote sings thee electric.

But then the green creature from the douche lagoon limps the whole deal.
 

@ blinded - You juuust eeked past Betty Rubble and Paris Hilton.

I wouldn't really count Betty as a "comic book character"...more a prehistoric piece of tail. Now, Scarlet Witch, on the other hand...RAWR!
 

What's with the girl on the right? It looks like her neck attaches to her sternum.