The popped collars act as a combination sponge/gutter system, channeling the dripping hair product residue away from his pasty, easily irritated skin.
 

"Hey! How much Douche do you guys think I can fit in this Bag?"
 

This post is a test if this had been an actual post it would have been followed by witty comments and extreme and violent masturbating. This concludes our test.
 

Wow, after the Joey Porsche Revival, this is pretty keyed down. Not one, not two, but THREE popped collars?

This guy's rating on the Mongoloid Meter is exceptionally high. 8.62 out of 10!

-Honus Bagner
 

I count four collars. And she needs to brush her teeth.
 

This has to be staged.
 

I tried hard as hell to find one of these, the pic I found was too small.
great find whomever you are.
 

Cute chick with a Jurassic Park dilophosaurus. Remember, he is a spitter.

Pants and a maximum of two shirts are Just a Suggestion
 

Pucker up man, you are clearly not "feeling the goose."
 

DB! whats this????....we were just starting to have fun with the guidos!!

-Crow
 

Haahahahaha...

what the fuck?!
 

in his defense, it's cold outside. maybe he can't afford a coat. or a hairsylist.
 

He's giving off a pretty heavy Christian Bale in American Psycho vibe...
 

What possible rational explanation could there be for this type of behavior? Why isn't she correcting his fashion faux-pax. She actually looks a little scared, maybe he just grabed her as she was walking by. 4 shirts ? Maybe he's on vacation and thought he could get away without a suitcase
 

www.hotchickswithheadsoflettuce.com
 

"Hey mom, I'm too skinny."

"That's OK son, just wear 5 shirts at a time."
 

Douche Gyllenhall
 

Wow, you guys are right: A 3-Collar Pop. One of the trickiest moves to master, an especially bold move from such a newcomer on the amateur fratbag circuit. If we can just get him to start waxing his eyebrows, shaving little adidas stripes in between his gel spikes and come up with a clever catchphrase and hand gesture, we could have a potential hall of famer on our hands.
 

try 4 popped collars. look again. there's 4.

this guy looks like his face is resting on a head of cabbage.
 

Holy $@*^% ... Pfah's right. We have a 4-collar pop. Unbelievable. Someone get Guinness on the line, we may have a new record.

Oh, and now I hate this broad he's with for allowing him to hug her in public dressed like that.
 

One ugly-colored popped collar shirt was bad enough....

Photo of the week!
 

This guy pulled off the Quadruple Lindy. Immediately after this photo was taken he cut her open and wore her skin.

And popped it.
 

He better be joking with this...If real...He's a douche of the week lock...Please verify...
 

Now, that--THAT--is douche!

It is also what I intend to base my Halloween costume on. Where can I pick up 15 pink and green Izods cheap?
 

creepy, his stare follows me around the office. I think he might have a denim vest under all the polos. what a jackass
 

i'm speechless. This has to be a gag.

Actually between JP's Kissy-lip friend and this pic I have a feeling all the bag hunters are being Punked.

Where's Ashton...?
 

His eyes are saying "I will eat your soul!!!!!!"
 

It looks like Treat Williams is being birthed out of the Jolly Green Giant's vagina....
 

Wow. He has more "pops" than an Oakland teenager.

the douchess of kunt
 

Also John Cassavetes 'bag, Rosemary's Baby called and wants her director/lead actor back.

the douchess of kunt
 

If his eyes were any closer they'd rub.

She's cute yet beasty; I can't figure it out...
 

Could he be that skinny and emaciated that he has to wear 5 shirts to "bulk up"?

Ever hear of a jacket??
 

looks like he's less interested in her and more keen on bro-raping me.

i thought two was bad (hell, just one is inappropriate) but FOUR?? he doesn't really have any other 'bag signifiers, but who needs any other evidence with four fucking popped collars in unison.
 

The one thing I don't understand - is every motherfuckin thing about this tool! Not only did this bitch spend his entire paycheck from the Gap, at the Old Navy, but on top (or more accurately underneath) of the multi-colored rainbow of poli -- he's still wearing a tee shirt!!!!! I've seen homeless guys on 6th Ave in January wearing less layers!! Does he not own a dresser?
 

Should we let this kid off the hook if he happens to be a naive exchange student at Fratboy U whose parents perished in a death camp during his impoverished country's demoralizing civil war?

Naaaaaah.

Three collars and yer out!
 

At some point during the previous morning he sad to look into the mirror and think "This is a good look for me, I think I look good with 4 collars trained like a doberman's ears." Must go to the same school as JP jr. in Jersey.

Zinfandouche.
 

Holy Shit!
There's nothing, nothing, nothing left to say! I'm trying so fuckin' hard not to piss my pants laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you one and all!!!!!!!!!!
 

@ norse douche destroyer:
damn you, I did piss my pants!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

speechless. hilarious.
 

"Look deep into my eyes...
I am COUNT DOUCHEULA."
 

I just want to know if each shirt has to be a different size to keep fitting over each other. I mean is the bottom one a medium, then a large, etc. That has to be complicated! I also like how they appear to alternate between blue and green. He's a coordinated douche!

Bill Bellidouchecheck
 

Of all the douchecoutrements I have witnessed over the years, the collar pop is still far and away my favorite. It came up in conversation recently when my ladyfriend and me were drinking beer and playing cribbage at our local. "Just how many collars can one reasonably expect to pop at one time"? The debate was mainly theoretical in nature and focused on factors such as torso mobility, heat retention, the inevitable problem of size thresholds. It was an intellectual flight of fancy - something to amuse us while shuffling the cards, nothing more.

I didn't mean for it to become real.
 

I think I spot a herpes sore on her upper lip, SWEET !
 

I submitted this pic and it is indeed for real. This douchenozzle is always douched out as hard as possible, and I have many other pictures with popped collars and even better douche faces. He is a true and classic douchebag.
 

after the whole joey porsche thing, this asshole seems kind of soft. there should be a JP training course on how to be as douched up as he. and this kid should attend it because although 4 popped collars are definetly douchebag signs, he still doesn't have any gel in his hair, spikes, or any visible guido bling.
 

Had I not known that it was a ridiculous fashion, I would have assumed his head had burst out of his shirt in a spectacular manner.
 

Douchenozzle shirtbag...
 

"POP Goes the Weasel"

DB1, the caption is all yours.
 

4? what a fucking douche, one is gay enough
 

It looks like this douche is really blossoming.
 

Perhaps he has instituted the 4-POP to protect himself from that active Herpes lesion on said cheerleader's lip.

Thier young, so perhaps they will outgrow it.
 

Well, this must be it. Instead of living in a trailer park, just wear it!
 

BWHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!

That's all I got.

Priceless.
 

I commend this dude for going above and beyond. Oh, one may lack in hair gel or tanning salon appointments, but when you can represent your polo shirt as a math equation featuring exponents, you deserve a pat on the back. the only way he could possibly be more heroic is if he added a "dirt off your shoulders" pose. I'm salavating at the thought.
 

Subby @4:05

We now have verbal verification that this guy is for real. DBOTW Lock ladies and gents?

-Honus Bagner
 

She looks like she has a little Fraulein in her. He looks like he's had a lot of bratwurst in him.

the douchess of kunt
 

this douche is complaining about having his pic posted on another site i just saw hahahahaha
 

wow, i never in my life wanted to kick some body's ass so bad, not beat him up, just literally kick him in his ass...
 

young buck is trying to frat too hard. Where are the days of rocking one Polo or one Izod, or one Le Tigre?

1 knock-off Polo = frugal Preppie
4 knock-off Polos w/ collar poppage = douche bag

-Baggie Simpson
 

If Ryan Gosling fucked Ben Stiller while they were each wearing two shirts, i think this is what they would produce.

-HanksAnAss-
 

OMG! How the hell many shirts does he have on. I counted 5?
 

Subby, please send more pics. Must see more.
 

Here we have the King of the Gay Collar Pop. Douche on, you fucking moron. You are four (three?) times the ordinary fratscrote.
 

Now we know what happened to all the collars off the Gator's General Zod uniforms.

Pants are Just a Suggestion
 

Subby, you're going to get what you deserve for putting this picture up.

I mean it. I know where you live.

- all of you douchebags have no life being on a website like this...the picture was a joke, and i'm sure all of you fucks on here are the ugliest people to walk on the face of this earth. peace.
 

I live with the kid in the picture above and all of you sped babies need to put your helmets back on for not seeing that this picture is a complete joke. A really good joke might I add because who in their right mind would seriously wear 4 popped collars? NO ONE, you fucking retards. All the shirts are green because it was St. Pattys day, which your dumb fucking eyes probably could not see. And hes been dating that girl for over a year, probably makes more money then all of you, is smarter than all of you, and can probably beat the fuck out of you. that is if you hadn't already beat it all out of your self with your right hand after ooogling at this sexy picture all day. Get a fucking life. peaceee
 

well, maybe it was a joke. he's still a douchebag. and so are you. enjoy the midwest, farmboy.
 

to Pfah,
I love you
xoxo
 

T say what you want but he's still a DOOOOOOOOOuche with a lot of popped collars. We dont make the rules, we just follow them.
 

pop the collar and the bitches won't holler
 

So at 4 popped collars, is that "Douchebag cabbage in full bloom"?
 

Looks like a lot of labia around his neck!
 

I actually read about this photo on another site. It turns out this guy dressed up for some event (theme party). His theme was dressing up as the biggest douche bag. Still it's a great photo
 

This is what happens when a douchebag gets Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
 

he is one fucking ugly cunt
 

he is one fucking ugly cunt