first
 

looks like fluke skybagger stole a couple of items from the movie set of Breaking Away.

1. his hairstyle
2. a glove
 

Second! Oh, wait, that's stupid.

I'm with you, DB1, on the Tina Fey love. She's the only worthwhile thing that SNL has produced since Phil Hartman.

I also love me girls with glasses. That plus the fact that this chick went to da club with ratty cut-off denims makes me love her anymore.

If you like glasses AND naughty nurses (and you want your head to explode), enjoy this Naughty Nerd Nurse waitress from a bar in Boston:

http://smokinghotwaitress.com/Boston/The-Place/31/105

(I can't seem to get a permalink to her photo, but it's easy enough to find in the thumbnails at the right side of the page.) This watiress combined with Tina Feylette above might just cause me to have a wet dream with the danger of drowning.
 

What the HELL is he doing with my wife at 21? Crack him, honey! Right in the 'nads! Wait, he doesn't have 'nads... Shattered tumbler to the chin, babe. Yeah. Thast's it.
 

Daisy dukes on librarian hottie
Make my vision all blurry and spotty
Skybagger I'd beat
With my hands and my feet
'Cause he really can't fight with karate
 

In complete agreement on Tina Fey. I don't know why, but I find her so sexy!!! I guess it's the whole mystery of what happens when she takes of the glasses and the conservative attire thing...she becomes the animal we all imagine!!!
 

Wow, Anonadouche actually busted out a "first" on this beast. Are you kidding?

As far as Fluke Skybagger goes, you could turn him upside down and mop the floor with his feathered dome-crown.

Looks like Tina Fey hot has some breasteses going on there too.

-Honus Bagner
 

The chick with the glasses is a hefer, now I am all for going "ugly early" as that was my best defense against going "really ugly late" but....IMO she does not make the grade.

Ugly means like the blond on the right, not a 9 or a 10 but certainly worth the cost of a couple of drinks and some flattery.

As far as the choad...Is he puckering or "woooo-hooooing"?
 

Headband, cool, nice douche-cessory. Douchey face, yeah, wow, this guys got it all. He also has a 14 inch dildo titled "Horsecock" in his closet at his parents house. Quick someone tell JP!

-HanksAnAss-
 

this has got to be the biggest pie I have ever seen. Probably some guy who hangs around college towns to hit on young girls. A true douchebag.
 

Tina Fey has a hot ass. She's just distracting you with the glasses, which are also hot, but not the main draw.
I like this kid. He may not have chosen his major yet, but he knows that being a 'bag and bagging hot chicks is the life that has chosen him. Goodonya, Flute (he seems more like a "Flute" to me than a "Fluke"). Remember this one word, young Jedi: Threesome. You'll never have a better opportunity than after this picture, if, indeed those are long island iced teas they are holding.
 

Why is he wearing a soiled jockstrap on his head? Did it get stuck on his ears?

Is that KellyBelly's sister? Ask her where KB got off to.
 

Fluke Scrotewalker just finished a triathalon. You can tell because his race number is still sharpied on his arms, plus the biker glove is a dead giveaway.
I think I spy a gypsy lass in the background dancing on the stage. Hide your wallet, friend, the gypsys can be devious.
 

Not a triathlete. Numbers are put on the bicept not forearm, triathletes dont wear gloves, takes too much time to put them on. Plus his hair is too long and most triathletes have money.

No this wank is pure choad thinking he is getting ready or some "Wax on Wax off".
 

So this is what Luke really does when he tells Uncle Owen that he's going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters...
 

@ Danny Noonan

Not a Gypsy. It's Tim Curry. He's at a "Rocky Horror" revival show. With MY WIFE from ten years ago!!!
 

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The blonde has a bad motivator...
 

Nice MST3K reference, now I really feel at home here.

Is there an 80's douche revival going on? Or is it just more ironic hipsterism? Will they stop at nothing?
 

Admittedly, I'm a fan of the subset of ladies that could be classified as "hot nerds," but not since Barbarino Bag's Sexy Librarian have I been so taken. I don't fully understand the pull she has over me. Is it wrong that I keep coming back to look at her? That I'd like to sweetly nibble at the strings hanging down from her cut-offs?

If it's wrong, then maybe I don't want to be right.
 

Ahh... DB1 - nice MST3K reference.

Douche Servo
 

@ res. Douche

Now you know why I married the lady.

And WTF! That's my Batman shirt from High School! GAAH! I don't know whether to hate this guy or commend him. I think it comes down to the headband. He'll need to getr into a SERIOUS craine stance to justify it.
 

who the hell wheres a headband to a bar? oh yeah- this complete moron- get a haircut shaggy
 

That's not Fluke Skywalker.

It's Cobra Kai bag, from the Karate Kid.

http://www.newdarkages.net/images/zabka.jpg

"Sweep the leg!"
 

Everyone loves a great pair of Spooge Protectors.
-The Bleethinator
 

Zipping through the sky to kill,
Fluke Skybagger hones his skill.
He stopped for a second,
"i'll wear this stupid headband he reconed.
And slipped the hotties a date rape pill.
-hanksanass-
 

Is this what happened to Mike Reno of Loverboy?
 

Damn I knew you loved Tina Fey. I knew it.