A belt? You need a belt with that outfit? Why not wear suspenders while you're at it.

jackass.

Oh, and was this photo taken at the front desk of a Days Inn in Paramus?
 

I actually know this guy and believe me he's actually a douchebag.
 

Oh I believe you, anon 6:05.

Dibs on Second HC from the Left. She can hide half her face with her hair, but she can't hide from love, or from an advanced cyborg with HC-locating software.
 

Quagmire?!?!
 

This makes two of my brothers on this page. In our family, we'd like to call him Dr. Douche.
 

Hmmm, those girls look familiar =)
 

Im going to throw up. I thought my night couldnt get any worse after my Yanks lost, but you went there DB1. You went there.

I love all things white with stockings.
 

Cheap Playboy mansion version.
 

"I Sheik Hamdulla. You sex me. I take you back to Dubai."
 

A rarely seen example of all the blondes outdoing all the brunettes in a picture.

Oh, and douche.
 

I just got home

From Happy hour

Im going back out
 

Christ looking at this fool, I guess I really am in top shape, looks like the Hostess Cupcake and syrup casserole I ate was alright...chick to his left, yes please three bags full...num num num nummy

USS Douchenbag

GO SEAHAWKS...no refs to help the Steelers this time
 

Looks like the girl on our right (next to fire-hot) is stroking a bit...note the left eye that's sagging slightly.

*goes back to wiping drool from his keyboard. And lap. And floor.*
 

Jagmesh!
 

Again, I like this guy. Palestinian Hugh Hefner. No douche traits, just a genuine smile at his good fortune. I bet he's got a cock like a stack of sterno candles. The guy taking the picture is about to to help him turn these ladies into rotisseries. Bravo good sir
 

Where's the little Chinese kid setting off fireworks?

"Sister Christian oh the time has come...BANG!"
 

This guy is my new hero. Where is he located, @6:05? I will load all my worldly possessions on my burro "Dirty Sanchez" and cross the desert to study at his unclad feet so that some day I too will be photographed at parties surrounded by HCs including twins identically clad in lingerie. Too bad the cameraman was drunk when he shot the photo.

A Belt with your Shorts is not a Very Good Suggestion
 

Seems like chicks dig guys with belts!
 

he looks like the iranian herman munster
 

that girl on his left is dyno-mite
 

Wow, what an incredibly lucky fellow. And by fellow i mean taint licker. and by lucky i mean he paid those hookers to pose for a picture. Looks like Freddy here will have to take another mortgage out on the ol' homestead.

-HanksAnAss-
 

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this guy might be rich. just a thought.
 

Dr. Douche is White Castle Kumar and a Unibrow's spawn.

Oil tycoon/gas station/convenience store owner provides Coke to cokeheads. Cliched story-line.

Dibs on the slightly retarded poor man's Alyssa Milano. Fire girl's side boobies caused a sprout in the trousers.

Rockies will sweep the Phillies!
-Dante Douchette
 

This picture was taken in the early 70's; behold Abe Vigoda in his prime.

Detective Fish, indeed.

Is the camera drunk?
 

Nice to see Borat's cousin made it over...
 

"Time for a Sexy Party"
 

Dear cousin Imir
Having a wonderful time in America, please keep an eye on the oilwells and my wives while I'm gone.