Lizzie Grubman hangin' with frat choads? For shame.
 

Lizzie is welcome to drunkenly back her twin Mercedes D-Classes into me.

The two choads are welcome to go back to MTV Road Rules tryouts.
 

Playing, playing with the bags
Playing, playing with the bags
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playing with the bags
 

Lizzie Mcpinkytits...i want to jump on your sweater meat like a fat kid on a castle bounce.
 

10-1 the pic hanging on the wall is a Honey Boy Erik Estrada limited edition.
Something is not right with this girl. I can't quite put my finger on it. Is it the J-Lo glasses? nope. The strange dichotomy between her giant cans and her anorexic arms? nope. Her choker that's riding just a little too high on the throat? nope.

Oh, it's the similarity between her neck/glass combo and Johnny Five.

This is an apartment on Adams Blvd taken right before this douche grouping left the Beta House and went to the 9-0. Nice candelabra fuckers.
 

Good Gawd Grab The Drano And
Gargle...

It's the latest teen syrup-pop band from Sweden, "WOLBEW".

Good to see Heather Locklear's cloning project turning out so well, though.
 

We can only hope this apartment belongs to these two douchebags. And that ceiling was blown in the 70's and is raining asbestos on them, from which they'll die wheezing into their oxygen masks while I treat hottie to a slice of hospital cafeteria lemon-meringue pie...mmmmm! Pie!
 

Wowsers. So much fucking hott, so much douchetorious 'bag. It's almost too staggering to absorb so quickly.

I do enjoy how Liz is wearing the same color shirt as the fruit 'bag on the right, and how they've spent all their money on sunglasses and gay yesterday-cool t-shirts rather than furnishing their boring-ass Section 8 apartment.
 

It's a buddy cop movie, "Mullet and Spike". She's Spike's Internal Affairs phsychiatrist guiding him through anger management....

....No, wait....that's a neck joint I see. Danny Noonan nailed it with the cans-to-arm ratio. These guys have gone out and bought a creepy-ass life sized Barbie Love Doll with Life Like rubber love pocket.

I want one...
 

I WON'T... LEAVE... MY DOUCHEBAG!

You can be my douchebag any time!
No. You can be mine!

No, no, no, no. There's ONE "O" in Douche.
 

I call staged. They all look self-conscious, like they've read the site and decided to play dress up and self-submit. The "aren't we a stitch" look on 70s Bag's face says it all. Thanks for playing, guys. Oh, and feed your anorexic friend a burger, wouldja?

With that said, I would teabag a bowl of polonium 210 just for the chance to lay a glow-in-the-dark pearl necklace on that cleavite.
 

I didn't know the gay dance troupe made house calls?!?

After the trading of sunglasses routine in Act 1 they'll swap panties to start Act II and prance around the house singing,
"I'm Bringing Sexy Back..."
while slapping tamborines and performing scissor kicks throughout the apartment.

Act III will close the show with the 'gerbil stuffing' and the appearance of Dominatrix Sue-Zee as she spanks those naughty boys' asses.
 

Even if it's staged....they bought those shades off of E-Gay.
 

So they look like they're about to go out, right? I mean, there are no outward effect to lead us to believe that they have already BEEN out for the night, and are now returning home, correct? That said, how the fuck do they have wristbands already? Are those from previous nights of partying, and have just yet to be taken off? Or are they wearing wristbands made to LOOK like they came from a club?
Either way, that makes you sad, sad little trolls. I'm just guessin' here, but by the looks of the minimal (yet stylishly modern) decor of the apartment, and the choice of fashion (c'mon, a pink shirt with a dove on it!?), it seems to me we're looking at girl's night out, and Suzie, their straight friend, tagged along.
 

Even staged; even 'ironic' E-Gay cheaters- they're 2DoucheCrew.
 

I posted below in Gangsta Blue, but damn, I need to repeat it here.

In case you missed B96's Summer Bash, here's a clip of the action from this year's....uh... event:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iVXbVntFUos

And from a just couple of days ago:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BQQEWLIQ5qc

Jesus, I hit a treasure trove of scrote:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5TgV8bC-xdU

Listen to B96.

Eat tacos.

Win a trip to Cancun.

Wonder what you'd have to eat to win a trip to Acapulo?

And they're civic-minded!

Their very own float in the recent Columbus Day Parade.

With DJ Nonstop. And his coat of many colors.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=shV87-S9ft0

More can be seen here. It'll suck the smart right outta ya:

http://youtube.com/user/B96Chicago
 

Noonan, just curious. Who was watching Cougar's wing while you were hotdogging with that MiG?
 

Revvin' up your IROC
Listen to her howlin' roar
Collars under tension
Beggin' you to pop and go

Highway to the Douchey Zone
Ride into the Douchey Zone

Headin' into night club
Drinkin Miller Lite tonight
Not afraid to wear pink
sunglasses at night

Highway to the Douchey Zone
 

I. Pray. For. Death.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8cVp46W_ZEY
 

anon@10:20

Cougar was doing just fine on his own.

How did you know I have the entire movie memorized, anon? I spent my childhood wanting to be a Naval Aviator, but I couldn't bring myself to get the flight physical from Dr Giant Fingers.
 

@il choad is that randy on the ones and twos?

no. it isnt.
 

@il choadrino-
I'm sorry, but the Chocolate Rain Remix was sweet. Props to the sad fat intern kid if he had anything to do with it.
 

man i really like her. WTF with the fractals sprouting from Iceman's frozen noggin?
 

@douche vader:

You're kidding...really? When I first heard that song I wanted to stuff my ears with five pounds of Long John Silver's cole slaw to prevent it from taking up residence in my brain. And it's been downhill from there.

But to each his own, I guess. I respect you for that, man.
 

nothing says 'CLASS' like a plastic fake wrought iron wall decoration.

fucking idiots.
 

WEAK Ice-Man, WEAK. Peaches will destroy you. He'll make you look like more of a douche that you already do.

Hey 70's 'Bag - no one on That 70's Show wears pink shirts.

That is one hot-ass blonde chick. Blonde chicks are my downfall. Or upfall, depending how you look at it.
 

fuck you noonan. what happened, couldn't git into SC? youre probably too broke and went to cal state la. everyone bow down to SC, national champs 04, 05. reggir bush is the man!
 

Mmmm. Young Mira Sorvino hott has ample fun bags. Too bad she also has ample douchebags.

Come and knock on our dooooor, we have no furniture for yooooou.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

@anon11.05.....who's reggir bush? maybe if you're going to blow your rusted trumpet about SC, you should learn how to spell the names of their alum?

just a thought.
 

Shouldn't pit-stained Curt Schilling 'bag have reported for game two duty by now?

the douchess of kunt
 

@il choadrino-
Embarrassing as it is, I love mixes like that. I have one of Christina Agilera (who I hate) scratched over AC/DC. It is rad.

And Pfah, fyi, spelling is NOT a requirement at SC. Neither is being able to take a hit in the pros after you get the Heisman, apparently. Bush runs like a scared white boy.
 

Oh sweet jesus.

Anon 11:05: I picture you, nervous and skittish, biting your nails between sips of Mountain Dew, sitting behind your keyboard, wracking your pathetic private school mind for a good putdown on a site that is obviously way over your over-priced education head. You type something about national championships and hit post, thinking "I'll show that guy who dared to bag on the 9-0".

I do not care about the 9-0, about Tommy Trojan, Compton, Snoop Dogg, "reggir bush" or reggie bush for that matter. When you come in here and bash, you obvious vag lurker, do me the courtesy of spelling correctly, or at least identify yourself. From here on out, I will refer to you as "Dickface Hussein".

Dickface, picking on you seems somewhat unfair to me. After all, I don't make fun of the kids in the special olympics. So go on your way, reply with some comment about how much pussy you get, about how cool you are, or SC is, I don't care.
 

@vader...i am digging the new avatar dude. yeah, Bush finally woke up against my Seahawks. that was lovely.
 

Is it me or has there been an increasingly high flare up of angry anons this week?

They're turning this wonderful little enchantment of humor into a hostel of paranoid anti-everything bashing.

If Pumpy could have a sense 'o humor about it, can't we all?

There's my philosphy for the day.
Peace brothers and sisters, peace.
And peace to you too Randy. Now go pick up my dry cleaning.
 

what the fuck is this retarded cocksucker talking about, he is so fucking dumb and does not know shit, fuck you and everything about you
 

fuck you noonan. it doesn't matter if i use punctuation or grammar. i have a good degree and youre a pathetic internet faggot. you're not even funny, you're just weird. at least the other funny guys are funny like darksock and plink and pfah, you're just a pissed off garbage man. fag.
 

A pissed off garbage man. Nice.

Sorry Noonan, but pissed off garbage man is pretty funny. I can picture some husky dude chucking garbage cans all over the street and trash and cat litter flying everywhere.

If it's any consolation Noonan I think you're material is good.
 

Yeah Noonan, I'm down with it too.

Fuck you Fish Slap.

I just got a weird random urge to say that.
 

Gee, I received most of my formal secondary education at Parris Island in 198-, Dickface. The informal that followed has been edifying. As an example, I have learned that whelps who tout some measure of superiority based upon where they attended classes at some sheltered grouping of brick buildings with a particular name and location are near universally scorned and shunned around the world- except within a short radius of noted buildings.
Take some comfort though, Dickface. We all know that you can, for a lifetime, always rely on the old frat brothers for one more blowjob in times of angst, insecurity, and just plain old ennui. Dickface.

Dickface.
 

Dickface Hussein, I'm about to go Teddy Duchamp's father on you. My old man stormed the beach at normandy.
If only I could track you down in person and have a discussion with you about your feelings towards me. I guess anonymous postings will have to do for you.
Now run along.
 

I did like the pissed off garbage man reference though. Being a garbage man in LA is quite lucrative.
 

i'm a fan of Danny.

a 'Fanny', if you will.
 

This has been an oddly amusing day throughout these threads. Even without RANDY IN ALL CAPS.

Oh RANDY-EO, RANDY-EO
Where for art though RANDY-EO?
 

Didn't Sheen and Esteves play garbage men in LA?

Classic movie.
 

Hell hath no fury like a woman doubledouched. This actually may be a remake of a brilliant cartoon 'Pinky and the Stain'. With wonderful quips like 'Today Pinky we are going to douche the world'. Someone please drag these 'bags back to doucheback mountain so they can continue their quest of quitting one another. As to bulemic Tara Reid that can actually conceal her beautiful monstrosities please don't. I would actually watch an hour of those horrendous b96 youtube clips just to gorge on the dsypepsia it emits 'twinxt that cavernous rack. Lastly, douche on right my dick called and wants it's raphe back.
 

I really, really, REALLY IN A RANDY sort of way, want to see the fanny on Grover's friend down below.
 

dickface hussein is not funny. Noonan is only a small step above Ed in terms of lameness. I hope noonan isn't a perderass too.
 

Danny rules.

anon sucks.

It really is that simple.
 

WTF is a "perderass"?

You're making things up.

And I hear your mom yelling at you to get busy with your homework and get off the damn computer.
 

hi Doc. hope all is well.
 

@il choadrino-
I'm disappointed in you il. The line is "What's a perderass, Walter?" Geeze buddy. Get with it.

And Pfah, remember, Doc doesn't like anyone funny named Danny. And thanks for noticing the Av. Props to the original Danny (Bonadouchy) for finding the original one I had.

By the way, rereading this thread, why do all the insults seems like non sequiturs? (Anon/Doc, a non sequitur is a statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it, fyi). Where did all the SC references come from, for instance? And more importantly, why the insults in the first place? What caused 'em?
 

What's a pederass Walter?

Shut the fuck up Donny
 

My favorite version of "Chocolate Rain" is this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eyDuGwlrFRs

It's the anti-B96 version. It won't make you gouge your eyes and stab your eardrums.
 

il, vader and anon

"You're out of your element Donnie!"
 

"blow your rusted trumpet" busted my gut.

Perhaps the anons are Doc? ehh, I don't care; it's like when you pretend the midget hooker is really an amish clown in drag; it's still just as fun as the real thing.

Yeah, screw ivy leage arrogance. I went to good ol' state university. And after graduating, in the first two decades of practice I have directly collaberated with some kick-ass Starchitects such as Frank Gehry and Daniel Libeskind. The Yale and Harvard and M.I.T. guys? They go to work in those mega firms drawing door details and making little models.

So NOW who's stupid?

I am. I should've went to Ole Miss and become an attorney. *sigh*
 

What's 'the 9-0'?

Men at Work- what a great flick...it's like Weekend At Bernie's meets Young Guns...what willlll they come up with next???
 

"You coulda had her man, hey!...you coulda had her..."

I WILL DOUCHE WHEN I AM GOOD AND GODDAMN READY, YOU GOT THAT???!!!!
 

Ooooooooh Skinny Mcboobalot (AKA Strawberry MILF)... why waste your time with topgun wannabe-choad and amibigously gay bag whearing chick sun glasses when I can sing the wonders of the universe until my throat falls off and cries cause it can't sing enough to praise your boobs and beauty and by beauty I mean Boobies! and by Boobies I mean gorgeous flotation devices of infinite appraisal :P

Hans Von Douchpants
 

dorks
 

you're the dork.

dork.
 

God, I feel like I've come down with a bad case of the Stupid, Douche Vader...
 

Anonymous 11:05--USC did NOT win the national championship in 2005. Vince Young and the 'Horns doctored your ass. Didn't you watch the Rose Bowl? This could be appropriately named "Poster Child for Anorexia with Douchebags.puke".
 

Notice how Lieutenant Pink Shirt's hand is behind the blonde Bleethster. Is he holding a gun or a knife to her back? That's the only explanation for her staying in the same room as Mr. "Mountain Dew Game Fuel and Halo 3 rooollll!" Shades (whose hands are cramped from either 14 straight hours of fragging Covenant and Capture the Flag, or 2 desperate hours in the bathroom with the Sears clothing catalog).
 

@chimpy:
Captain "Scrotalpink shirt mcgay" is trying to beat "sunday MILF baseball Boobalot hottie" with a club and keep Icemen Haloz mountain dew xtreme fuel gasoline sweaty armpits mcdouche to himself.......

Hans Von Douchpants
 

@il-
S'ok, man. All is forgiven. Admitting your problem is the first step toward getting trivial movie quotes correct. Frankly, I'm proud of you. We've made a lot of progress today.
 

Sounds as though anon must have majored in Sociology at his "great school" You know the Major you only need a 2.7 GPA to get a degree in. I can see his education is doing wonders for him, like the astroglide does for him on those lonely nights alone with his life sized fish slap replica blowup doll.
Now on to the douches.
I wish that heinous textured ceiling would drip Agent orange onto Spikes with the "true stories of the highway patrol" shades, and "oops I'm wearing Bleeth's sunglasses" choad.
I hope they get raped by an Roided up ex-con sporting a caltrop encrusted cockring.
 

Son, your choad is writing checks your douchiness can't cash.


Frodo Douchebaggins


BCS, nice song!