Man, I dont believe this shit, this is seriously disturbing. Despite the genius that the joey porsche experience is this picture has the potential to turn harmless citizens into raging bezerks.
It makes me wonder: Is a world where a scene like this can take place a world i want my kids to live in?

- Otto G. von D.
 

Ahhhhhhgh! Fuck! Tonight was my first drink in a month, a pleasant eve of whiskey, house music, and a good book...but before bed, I made the tragic mistake of checking HCwDB. Doh. It is enough to drive a man to sobriety. Is it possible for EVERYTHING to be wrong in one picture?
I'd bet thirty two dollars that a foursome is about to break out, and that the bleeth is gonna be asked to leave about one third of the way through. Jesus...all the guys even have matching Armani Exchange shirts on. Could you all look like you are enjoying holding onto a tit any less, please? And never mind the psychological implications of all of you being in a purple room together...
Ug. Curse you DB1. You've taken my Woodford buzz and turned it into a Von's charcoal filtered vodka hangover. I'll get you for this, and you're little dog, too...
 

gUiDo MaFiA rEpRezEnT!
 

I am signing up to drive a fuel truck in Iraq with a giant American Flag on the side...I can't take this anymore

USS Douchenbag
 

oh no.

it's just...the


when i...


oh, no
 

I love how douchebags, within a group.... tend to all look like one another! LOL
 

Fa.
Foo.
Ug.
Bee.
No more.
 

Also. Fish Slap's myspace page kept me up all night last night with nightmares. I showed some of the pics to my 2 year old son who then cried and slept in a sleeping bag next to my bed because he was scared to go to his own room.
Fish Slap's site is the Rosetta Stone of bag hunting. You could follow his friends list all over myspace getting more and more exposure to choadbaggery.
Gunter, Peaches, and a few others made cameo appearances on it, as well as quite a few recognizable hotts.

I hate you fishslap.
 

me and my girlfriends would luv to get these three douchebags over to our place and then tie them up have those puckering lips kissing our assholes and then after a few cocktails using all three as our toilets,pising and shitting in there mouths would be so fuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
 

yo girlfriend give me a call if you do get these three douchebags over to your place,nothing better then to use those kissy lips as toilet paper after using their mouths as a toilet yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
 

those three better watch out it seems that women are liking the idea of using them as their toilets .hey what the fuck me and my girlfriends could always use a warm face to sit on instead of a cold seat.hahhahahh
 

portable douche toilets while out clubbing with your friends no need to wait in long lines
 

These guys are such a ridiculous cliche, I'm almost tempted to believe they're phony. Almost. It's like a Saturday Night Live sketch. I'm looking for Chris Kattan, and to my great chagrin, I'm not seeing him.
 

I have not given anyone a swirlly since high school. That is about to change.
 

Hey assholes leave my boy Joey alone. All you faggots are just jelous of the type of pussy we get!! You all need stop hating the PLAYER and start hating the GAME for getting you hitched up with those ugly ass broads that you call girlfriends!! Start running with that Goose Homos!!!
 

WHich one of the triumvirate is Joey Porsche ? Or are they all one, joined at the hips like a giant hydradouche, caught here swallowing the bleeth within their greased up bag-maw ?
 

Hey, anon 5:34!

Put your name on there, chicken little. The douche is falling, the douche is falling, all up in yo' unwashed foreskin- I mean grill, yo!

I hate the GAME for giving the Playa Siphilis. And I hate the PLAYA for giving it to you.
 

Two nights ago I spent about seven slappy minutes on Fish Slap's myspace and closed the browser window with the feeling that I'd just been slapped twenty times with a cold and smelly six-pound salmon. Then, I drank. A lot. But it didn't help.

I pondered which one is worse: Fish's or Joey's. While continuing the debate in my head, I came here and saw this. Now I'm fucked. I don't think I can see any clients today. I just want to play Lock and Load, Kill the Choad. Any video game designers listening out there?

To Fish Slap's credit, he and his "friends" don't utilize the kissy face. I don't know what it all means in the end...
 

Well, I after seeing this I stayed up late doing research (and by research I mean bong rips to ease the searing of my corneas) and after about the 4th bowl of research I had a Darwinian Epiphany:

After aeons of getting smashed in the mouth, this strain of douche has evolved a defensive mechanism that deploys when choadacity reaches its peak: the face deploys a fist-cushioning frontal airbag.

The rear choad is the most evolved in this regard. From time to time one hears about a tragic sort of incident when a hapless motel visitor sits on the pool intake and has their colon sucked out and inverted. Now picture that, but instead of an ass with a fleshy shit-flecked inverted flesh ring, picture a face. An orange face.

And Anon 5:34 - thank you for the funniest post so far. You made my point better than I ever could have. You get more dick than a urinal mint.
 

Looks like these 3 dick gobblers all shop together at Choad-Mart... how cute.
I'd rather give myself a dutch oven after a night at an all you can eat chilli buffet before I stare at this picture too much longer. The fact that the blondie is with these youth-scroats is gut wrenching to the fullest.
I'm going to bed now. I hope i dont poop myself.
 

@ Johnnyboy:
Joey is the skinny fart in the lower right. Hydradouche. Bag-maw. Heheheh... excellent.

@ Darksock:
It's a funny coincidence that you theorized that. Awhile back (I'm pretty sure it was before you joined up) Jailergrrl (MIA) suggested that the logical penalty for posing with a kissy face should be a punch in the mouth.

Stupid anons.
 

back when i was a little kid, my mom used to make my little brother and i wear the same outfits. i remember hating the idea back then. these fucking douchebags are in their early 20's and are doing the same thing, except they LIKE wearing matching clothes. AND THEY ARE MEN. how does this not strike them as ridiculous?

The Douchemint Twins.

they might be grabbing the tits of their fave fag hag, but we can see right through that thin veil of macho. the "gUiDo MaFiA" are nothing more than a group of guys so deep in the closet, they HAVE to act like this. and then claim they get all kinds of pussy. and if by 'pussy', they actually mean 'male shitcutter', then they are correct.

what a bunch of bitches.
 

Yeah, where is JG? Somebody run go get her.
 

I am so jealous of the pussy these guys get. I bet that her labia can touch her kneecaps.
 

Whats with the Anti-SideBurns??
 

Hey Clementine of Cappadoucha,

Eat a bag of dicks you homo! We're getting the pussy you wish you had and that pisses all you queers off! We use this broads like they are our cum dumpsters. Yous assholes are all fucked up and wish you could run with the Goose like we are! And to all the braods that are on this saying that they want to you our lips as toliet paper want to shit on us...let me tell yous that you WISH we gave yous the time of day!! Yous lucky we dont get ahold of you cause you cant handle all of us like our braods can, you fat, peperoni tit hoes!
 

Fuck! I live in Staten Island and still this picture makes me want to go "Growing up Gotti" hunting with my Eclipse. I can no longer function at work and will now have to claim sick and go home.
 

Whoever banged her vajayjay and anoos at the same are more gay than the guy who invaded the oral cavity.

I wonder if she was bumpy...
 

@anon 6:51... are you one of the girls in this picture? if not, shut up.
 

I'm suprised these douchebags can operate a computer. This picture has ruined my day. They look like a bunch of homos, Guido Homos that needs to be kicked in there kissy douche faces. The Bleeth in this picture also needs a kick in the face for allowing this to occur.

-- Guido Puncher.
 

"Yous" a piece of shit Anon 6:51. You think you're rolling hard but you're just a greasy fuckin' wannabe. Do me a favor and reassess your life in about 20 years...that is if someone doesn't snap your neck before then. You're looking forward to a long, lonely, pathetic adulthood. You reap what you sow, kid. Have fun dying alone.
 

Anon2 6:51,

Having never eaten a bag of dicks, the prospect does sound intriguing. And by "intriguing," I mean something that I would never do, and concequently need first hand reporting from ... guys? -gays? like you to inform me on the experience.

If that sentence confused you, it's because I used propper grammar and eighth-grade vocabulary. Let me put it in terms you can understand: You are a spineless dipshit who needs the help of GHB and Ciallis to waddle with the penguins, much less run with the goose. Sorry, little boy, but I run with the bulls. And BTW, if we were Queers, we wouldn't be jealous of your pussy now, would we? Though there may be a tranny or two on this site who's jealous of your pussy, but just because it's what you think passes for a penis.

Again, screen-name? Or do we dub you "Chicken Who Runs With Waterfowl?"
 

@anon 6:51 -

Seriously, kid, you're not helping your case. But by all means keep typing. This is awesome shit. "Run with the Goose"? lawd hah mussy.
 

Note to readers of HCwDB: I'm not sure if any of you know this, but "Run with the Goose" is the new slang for "I'm gay but still rather inexperienced". Think about it. Run with the Goose? Visualize it for a second. You ever seen a Goose run? It's kinda awkward. These guys are still trying to figure it out, sticking their dicks in each other's ears and stuff like that.
Hey guys, go find a nice airport bathroom, start tapping your foot, wave your hand under the next stall, and the guy next door might just help you get past this clumsy phase.
Good luck!
 

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I just had an Epiphany!

The Origin of the Kissey Face!

Just as the females of a species "display" when they go into Estros during the mating season, so too does the douchebag!

We are witnessing a Display: A primitive cultural and biological signifier that these choads suck dick. And based on how tight their lips are, they suck Very Small dick- i.e. each others'.
 

This is actually a staged photo of the three stages of douche development, posed around that which has become bleeth.

First, in the lower right there is the infant-like grab of the boob, a suckling if you will that resembles the suckling of the mother's teat - that which once gave sustainance for life now, symbolically, gives sustainance for douchery.

Secondly, in the middle, there is the awkward pubescent douche years, where boyish insecurity means you the douche only pose with the bleeth, not molest it. The kissy lips here aren't a pose, they are the natural formation of a douche's mouth, present throughout it's entire development. It is a permanent state, and in the adolescent years it is comically (or, more comically) out of proportion with the douche's still-inflating head.

Finally, in a circle completeing fashion not dissimilar to the circle-jerk the three stages of douche are about to participate in, the grown douche reaches again for the boobie, this time with an air of confidence, arrogence even, that he has truely become a fully grown, fully fledged, douche.
 

only in a little shitrock corner of the country like Jersery could some cocksuckers like this think they're bad. YOUS some fuckin douchebag dildos and thats why YOUS is on this site, fuckhead. bring that shit out to LA you fuckin trick bitch. go back to being the butt of our jokes, metro faggots.

-Crow
 

Is this some kind of test?
As a new comer to this blog,
WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU
DONE TO MY EYES?
MY EYES ARE BURNING!
I feel a hate crime coming on!
SPAGETTI AND DOUCHE BALLS!
IS THAT FOR REAL?
NO FUCKING WAY.
If that's for real,
THAT'S THE MT. RUSHMORE
OF DOUCHE BAGS.
MT.DOUCHMORE.BUILD IT,
AND THEY WILL DOUCHE.
WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING
OLIVE OIL,COCK MUNCHING
FAGS.The douche now have a king,
his name is JOEY PORSCHE.
 

HAHAHA I laugh at your comments you fucking ringworms!! The pussy we get is the type of shit you jack off to EVERY FUCKING NITE!! Come down to Jersey and we'll really show you whats going on with the GOOSE!! buch of flammers !!

Hey Clementine of Cappadoucha Fagot,
I'll tell you what I told your mother...Call me whatever you want you fucking hoe !! I'll cut you and stick you and then let the dogs eat you! You waste of life!

And just so all yous know...I am in the picture! You think you bitches are the only ones that hate on us cause we get more pussy the a toilet seat ??!! Take a number, HOMO...while you take a number I'll take your GF, Mom, and life !! Bitch !!
 

More Samoans there than a Girl Scout cookie drive.

the douchess of kunt
 

Wouldn't a bag of dicks be that poor girl's vagina?... or The Goose's butthole? Nice choice on the pink walls; must've been the douchement twins, great minds think a like. News flash: so do retards.

I'm surprised there are no hand gestures... I guess it's hard to rep some hole in the wall they crawled from. Upon further examination, I'm pretty sure that any hand not on the hot is fingering a male's butthole.
 

you get more pussy than a toilet seat? wow...if the "bitches" you "roll" with are putting their snatches on toilet seats, you've got scarier problems than some blog messing with your pansy-ass.

all the girls that i know would laugh in your orange, bitch face. nobody cares.
 

@ psycho anon 7:41 --

"...And just so all yous know...I am in the picture! You think you bitches are the only ones that hate on us cause we get more pussy the a toilet seat ??!!..."

So... are you the TV, the pink plastic hanger, or the pair of fluffy pillows?

And please don't insult toilet seats ever again by comparing yourself to one. They have feelings, too. (And better grammar skills.)
 

Um...

My mother is not a gardening tool.

I guess that's what you mean by pussy: hoes, shovels and the occational garden weasel. But why would you shove pussy up your ass? It works the other way around.

"More pussy than a toilet seat?" What are you? A Bidet?

Explains a lot.

And are you ACTUALLY threatening my life? Seriously?
 

@Anon 7:41am.

That's some hilarious stuff right there. Which douche bag are you. The orange bag in the back or the orange bag in the front. Middle orange bag maybe? Who knows, all you homos look the same. People don't hate you due to the "pussy" you get, people hate you because of the fact that you are all orange douchebags that date rape women. Please kill yourself you stinking Guido.


-- Guido Puncher
 

Oh, this is too awesome! Instead of having his dick sucking pose taken down, the 'bagmint twin has decided to put on an act for the court! What a clown!

Can you verbally describe tossing your brother's choad salad while the running goose pricks the only girl in the room with his virulent syringe of a dick?

Do yourself a favor and get tested. If you somehow come out clean, I highly recommend you stick with giving it to your brother in the ass and don't stray.
 

oh my Darling clementine you are lost and gone forever oh my Darling clementine.
 

Clementine of Cappadoucha, yes he is threatening you, after admitting he is one of the orange douchebags in the picture. I think this orange douchebag Guido drank too much of his Dads Grey Goose he found in his moms ass last night and is not thinking properly today. Or do these Orange Guidos even think?......Who knows. We can only pray for fatal alcohol poisoning.


-- Guido Puncher
 

OMG - she is def the DBs' fag-hag. There are just so many things wrong with this picture that I cannot even comment. Two of them are even dressed alike. I think I am going to be sick.
 

@anon 7:41... oh man, you are killing me! you've got me laughing out loud and shaking my head. please tell me you're the scrote in the back wearing Joey's matching AX sweater. that would be my guess.

you'll take my life? really? really. that's rich. you are a funny, funny little man. you douchebags are what give jersey a bad name. and smell. you are a laughable B&T bitch. and i know that you know exactly what that means. if, in fact, you are who you say you are.
 

This is BRILLIANT. Especially the dual Armani Exchange shirts. Forkin' genius.
 

Hey, Joey Porsche and Friends. I think the Rodeo Clown is from Jersey. He's also "into" the "Goose" and he also likes to squat, so Pucker up.

Salvador Douchalí
 

I don't understand all of the goose references? I guess I am not fluent in the umpa lumpa dialect of NJ. These guys look so greasy that I have to wonder that they are orange as a result of rolling around in the toxic waste that NY dumps in NJ every day.

Btw - thanks anon. You have demonstrated why we make fun of these asshats on this site everyday.
 

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys really scare me hahahaha come down to Great neck and i will fuck you all up and then fuck you G/F up the ass then make you lick it out while she squats on your face smiling at me
 

Are these guys drug dealers? Is that why they always have hot chicks around? Because the bitches go to the money.
 

@anon 8:20 --

*YAWN*

By the way, have you ever heard of punctuation?

Don't you have an order of fries to take up?

Have a SUPER day!!!
 

ah yeah. Great Neck, NJ. now it all makes sense.

no thanks B&T. i'll stay right here. it smells better.
 

LOL - come to Great Neck, Long Island and I will mess you up!!!! Are you trying to be ironic? A bunch of roughnecks from fricking Great Neck? Are you going to run me over with the Acura that your mommy bought for you? Priceless.

Your mother should have aborted you as a product of her illicit relationship with the landscaper.
 

This is it, folks. It doesn't get any better than this. Three young boys, all claiming to be "gUiDo MaFiA" despite their mixed and non-Sicilian ethnicities, all surrounding a b&t fluffer like it's a Night at the Roxbury. Perhaps they'll take her to "Acapulo" for the next coke festival paid for by their daddies' money. Perhaps they'll just stay at home congratulating each other on their matching hair, forehead grease, plucked eyebrows, augmented tans, brand-name clothes and lip-gloss-encased puckers.

In any case, trying to reach them is fruitless, much like their sweaty couplings with one another. These boys have evaded any hint of education that came their way. Reasoning with them is like trying to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. It's like wiping your ass with an innertube. It's messy and goes around in circles.

Theirs is a practical philosophy: spend Daddy's money to make the pain go away. They got his cash but not his love, hence the search for male approval. It's sick, it's sad...








...and it's a bunch of fuckin' hilarious douchebags. Keep "rEpRezEnT"-ing, boys. You've got the whole world laughing at you. Don't stop now. We love it!
 

well said mr. edwards. well said.
 

Great Neck, oh, they must be part of the 'JeWiSH mAfIA.'
 

Yeah, that's the best part. They're mixed Sephardim, and posing as Italians. It's awesome.
 

ohhhh..hahahhah. Wow I cannot stop laughing. I would like to meet these guys in 25 years and see if they know how completely atrocious their lives were back in 2007. It reminds me of back in the day when I used to wear those gay puffy weightlifting pants and know now how completely douchey that was. However this is worse.....oh it's so much worse.
 

Anon 9:02: Shalom Alechem, MF!

Joeybagfriend, OR "Chicken Who Runs With Waterfowl" OR "Garden Weasel Fills The Puckered Sphincter":

Next time I'm in NY I'll be sure to follow the stench of grease-ozing octagenerian poo bathed in hot dog water, and I'll be sure to find you.
 

I guess in Jersey they are still using "Your Mom" jokes. Having lived there, and having had the pleasure of visiting a few times since leaving, its quite obvious that the whole state is behind the times. It's part of the reason I left and won't go back. They're still talking about our moms. That's great. And the "I get more p**sy than you" routine. It's still 1988 back there.

Oh, and the swarming douchebags in the area don't help either.
 

Damn! I can't believe I missed the majority of the battle here.

@anon 7:41
You're pretty much out of your league on this message board kid. Maybe since you're so outmatched in wits, we can try another game...I know, let's have a spelling contest! Oh wait.

-Honus Bagner
 

DB1, next time you cant sleep after a night of wondering where Purg Hottie and Black Betty at porn parties, just make you a big bowl of coco puffs and Thunderbird. Watch some espn. It's like i visited the site today and I'm like "Damm not this bastard again." And every time the pics get more and more disturbing. I bet any money that's his room. Matching shirts, double boob grab, 4 count em 4 pursed lips......... I ask again can it get worse?????
 

hey honus bagner not out of my league at all,come on down you want to go i am game hey if i lose no problem i am supposed to lose but if i do kick your ass then what does that make you huh you fuckin cum bucket.i will drop you
 

by all you wankers as i will be snagging some bleeth hottie while you all will be slapping your self silly while sniffing your mothers girdle hahaha
 

A lot of credit needs to go to "Mikey Big Unit" for perfecting the lip pucker.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14274885
 

http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/?start=00

Enough Douche for all. Most of these pictures are painfully horrible.


-- Guido Puncher
 

his '.' key is obviously not working. he must've spilled some Goose all up in that mofo.
 

ACAPULO............ Nuff said.
 

@pfah

I don't know what you're talking about I think his comments are completely clear and he's too awesome to use punctuation or correct spelling or even a hint of proper English grammar and I wouldn't ever dare to think or even speak criticisms because then clearly I would be the wanker and do not even deserve to share oxygen on this Earth with his orange douchey asshat Jersey awesomeness.
 

Phew. Just typing that last post left me out of breath. How do they do it?
 

@reservior douche... how do they do it? well, they are all mouth-breathers. this allows more air into their lungs, thereby enabling them to talk exactly as they type.

just my theory.
 

Where can I get a matching "Man Fluid Exchange" shirt?

Pants are Just a Suggestion
 

Is that a bottle of Chaps cologne on the TV?

Genius!!!
 

ACAPULO? I can't stop laughing. I thought maybe this shit was a joke until I saw that. Oh My GOD! These people really exist! I think we should notify some government official. Maybe someone at the CDC.
 

I thought it said "ADAPULO." My mistake.

I like the "Mikey -Big Unit-" People should be clear about what they're looking for on myspace.
 

"Mikey Big Unit" bothers me the most out of all these assholes. you just know he practices his kissyface in front of the mirror while Joey is next to him, waxing his eyebrows. i wonder if they go and get pedicures together? it's going to be really tough to be the first one out of the closet in this crew. but, like a house of cards, once the first one goes, the rest will too. and by 'house of cards', i mean 'gay male'.

was Great Neck always a haven for complete douchebags? wasn't it once full of hard working, blue collar types?
 

Mikey Big Eunuch's profile is private, but he's still got that ridiculous picture from his mom's living room up.
 

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This is my first chance to stop in today and what do you know, one of Jersey Tards is trying to school other males on pussy.

I'm gonna fuck you G/F. Where to begin? Listen kid, we all know you are gearing up for a gang bang with your brothers and have limited time, so i'll keep this short. Or maybe not.

The Jersey Shore is Not the coolest place on earth.

Blue Steel is not a good look for anyone. This includes three twins with a collective penis size of six inches.

You could not steal anyone's girlfriend if your kissy face depended on it. And I know how important that kissy face is to your repertoire.

Do you do that face in family photos? You know the pictures that don't only have the triplets. Did the three of you do Kissy Face in the senior yearbook? You did, didn't you?

Three Kissy Faces all lined up in a row in the yearbook. Just the thought of that is almost too much. Imagine when the three of you are wanted for sodomizing eachother, they will show you next to one another doing kissy face in the yearbook.


The clit is located...forget it, this will be more up your alley, the male G-spot is in the ass.

You couldn't beat up David Spade with a crowbar.

And please don't call anyone, other than your brothers, a HOMO or Fagot [sic] because the irony of that statement may cause uncontrollable laughter.
 

I don't want this thread to ever end. Thank you, Jersey Butthole Greaser Mafia, for making me and everyone that walks into my office laugh until ropes of snot lace my desk. You have reaffirmed why I love this site.
 

@reservoir douche and pfah:

When you deepthroat alot, you must get used to holding your breath. It's gotta be key.
 

Pilgrims come from all over the world to New Jersey to be able to purchase U-Men, Z.Cavarrici and I.O.U. sweatshirts.

Is the Color Me Badd show at Giants Stadium sold out yet?

Holy shit, what a wasteland of a state.

Is Ontario looking to join our Union?

Crossing fingers...
 

"Run With the Goose" must be a Top Gun reference. Please confirm this. I must know.
 

@anon 12:12... i'm not sure, but, this past weekend Joey was overheard saying the following to Mike Big Unit:

Joey: Hey Goose you big stud!
Mike: That's me, honey.
Joey: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Mike: Show me the way home, honey.

and then later he serenaded Mike with a lovely rendition of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling".
it was really quite touching. and by 'touching', i mean 'uncomfortable'.
 

Maybe the whole "Goose" thing is a reference to how fast the man-love juice leaks from his anus. You know, like "crap through a goose".
 

@darksock

I'm with you. This Joey Porschfest is like Christmas, Hanukkah, and Ramadan all rolled up into one. I'm laughing like the crazy Fagot [sic] that I apparently am!
 

@reservoir douche
@pfah 10:35am

it seems that we are underestimating our greasy,punctuation free friend here, you see it is quite clear that with his lack of periods, commas, etc... he is throwing us a typed allusion to the late ee cummings. well done I say, well done.
 

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Nice reference scooby.

I also overhead...

Joey: "Hey, yous guys hungry?"
Mike: "Yeah, let's go to Olive Garden."
Joey: "Good call, the O.G. is awesome!"

These morons couldn't tell Italy from Australia or noodles from pasta.
 

Personally, upon reviewing this entire thread i've been able to conclude only one theory. The "Run with the Goose" statement can only pertain to their lips. And possibly what they put in their collective Hydra-anus. Or even the douchey drink that they oh so love to mix with eachothers semen. I'll leave it up to Joey to tell us the truth.

-HanksAnAss
 

@ anon 1:41

WTF is a "wetback", dumbass? If you're best refrain is to utilize an ethnic tag by a tool like Carlos Mencia, then you could be the biggest douche of all.

But I agree with you on one point: All douchebags should be in Afghanistan with the rest of the Military Meatheads. But they're mostly in Iraq right now, jerking off to this site while exchanging XXX pics with Osama Bin Laden.
 

Keep talkin' your shit you HOMOS you done even know friend who your fuckin wit- You will fuckin know Gotti bitches
 

"Military meatheads?"

I reckon you'll get your face smashed into ground beef soon, faggot. Love to see you say that shit in public where I'm from.
 

yeah Mikey. i know EXACTLY who we're fucking with. a group of B&T's that think there are untouchable. i have some news for you nancyboy, you're not. daddy's money and the cash you scrotes make from drugs aren't enough to save you from the embarassment you'll feel 15 years from now.
 

anon @1:51

Those "Military Meatheads" are over there making sure another group of douchebags don't fly another plane into your rectum-lipped, orange-faced, pineapple-headed ass.
 

Yeha dawg you think your bad but we livin the life HOMO. We have the finest pussy the finest clubs the finest cars and cash dawg, so keep fuckin wishin you was us. You aint gettin nowhere near Great Neck fag, because you will know Gotti bitch
 

"Military meatheads? I reckon you'll get your face smashed into ground beef soon, faggot. Love to see you say that shit in public where I'm from."

The Few, The Proud, The Douchebags.
 

LOL at all the anonymous folk masquerading as members of JP9/11's posse.

Folks, I'm sure its fun -- and Halloween approacheth -- but let lil' Joey speak for himself.
 

I love how Armani Exchange clothes are on eBay for like... 7.49-17.99! Talk about your cheap, ugly Wal-Mart shit. LMAO.

Nice $9.99 sweaters boys.
 

No wonder the mob's on its way out--if they defend orange Jersey douches, they must have no time or resources left over for actual money-making illegal activities.
 

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Great Neck, please, there are no 'Ganstas' in Great Neck. Just upperclass yuppies whose sons are so bored they paint themselves orange and make kissyfaces. Like I said before, these guys are in the 'JeWiSH mAfIA.'
 

"you will know Gotti bitch"

Uh...you arent Italian you pussy, just stop now. You're killing me here. I havent laughed this hard in a long time.

Im going to have to show some of my employees this, they are looking at me like Ive lost it.