Monday, October 01, 2007
Joey Porsche and Friends
Yes, old friend Joey Porsche wanted to bring his 'bagaholics by and remind you to vote in the HCwDB of the Week contest by scrolling down.
There's really nothing like a gang-douche posse of kissy lips, giant block letter shirts, and greased up cheeks tackling a stage-4 Bleethed out and unredeemable hottie in a purple dressing room.
It's got that lovely je ne sais quoi misty scent of uberdouchebaggery. The kind that fries eggs over-easy on your dashboard and sterilizes bullfrogs with ominous environmental impact.
This pic is beyond simply disurbing. It enters the realm of philosophical catch-22. Does the colletive douche-grope inspire the kissy lips? Or do the kissy lips inspire the douche-grope?
Which came first, the Axe Bodyshots of the hair gel?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:59 PM 
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Man, I dont believe this shit, this is seriously disturbing. Despite the genius that the joey porsche experience is this picture has the potential to turn harmless citizens into raging bezerks.
It makes me wonder: Is a world where a scene like this can take place a world i want my kids to live in?
- Otto G. von D.
It makes me wonder: Is a world where a scene like this can take place a world i want my kids to live in?
- Otto G. von D.
# posted by 
: 11:10 PM
: 11:10 PM
Ahhhhhhgh! Fuck! Tonight was my first drink in a month, a pleasant eve of whiskey, house music, and a good book...but before bed, I made the tragic mistake of checking HCwDB. Doh. It is enough to drive a man to sobriety. Is it possible for EVERYTHING to be wrong in one picture?
I'd bet thirty two dollars that a foursome is about to break out, and that the bleeth is gonna be asked to leave about one third of the way through. Jesus...all the guys even have matching Armani Exchange shirts on. Could you all look like you are enjoying holding onto a tit any less, please? And never mind the psychological implications of all of you being in a purple room together...
Ug. Curse you DB1. You've taken my Woodford buzz and turned it into a Von's charcoal filtered vodka hangover. I'll get you for this, and you're little dog, too...
I'd bet thirty two dollars that a foursome is about to break out, and that the bleeth is gonna be asked to leave about one third of the way through. Jesus...all the guys even have matching Armani Exchange shirts on. Could you all look like you are enjoying holding onto a tit any less, please? And never mind the psychological implications of all of you being in a purple room together...
Ug. Curse you DB1. You've taken my Woodford buzz and turned it into a Von's charcoal filtered vodka hangover. I'll get you for this, and you're little dog, too...
I am signing up to drive a fuel truck in Iraq with a giant American Flag on the side...I can't take this anymore
USS Douchenbag
USS Douchenbag
# posted by : 12:07 AM
: 12:07 AM
I love how douchebags, within a group.... tend to all look like one another! LOL
# posted by : 2:41 AM
: 2:41 AM
Also. Fish Slap's myspace page kept me up all night last night with nightmares. I showed some of the pics to my 2 year old son who then cried and slept in a sleeping bag next to my bed because he was scared to go to his own room.
Fish Slap's site is the Rosetta Stone of bag hunting. You could follow his friends list all over myspace getting more and more exposure to choadbaggery.
Gunter, Peaches, and a few others made cameo appearances on it, as well as quite a few recognizable hotts.
I hate you fishslap.
Fish Slap's site is the Rosetta Stone of bag hunting. You could follow his friends list all over myspace getting more and more exposure to choadbaggery.
Gunter, Peaches, and a few others made cameo appearances on it, as well as quite a few recognizable hotts.
I hate you fishslap.
me and my girlfriends would luv to get these three douchebags over to our place and then tie them up have those puckering lips kissing our assholes and then after a few cocktails using all three as our toilets,pising and shitting in there mouths would be so fuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
# posted by : 3:47 AM
: 3:47 AM
yo girlfriend give me a call if you do get these three douchebags over to your place,nothing better then to use those kissy lips as toilet paper after using their mouths as a toilet yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
# posted by : 3:59 AM
: 3:59 AM
those three better watch out it seems that women are liking the idea of using them as their toilets .hey what the fuck me and my girlfriends could always use a warm face to sit on instead of a cold seat.hahhahahh
# posted by : 4:01 AM
: 4:01 AM
portable douche toilets while out clubbing with your friends no need to wait in long lines
# posted by : 4:02 AM
: 4:02 AM
These guys are such a ridiculous cliche, I'm almost tempted to believe they're phony. Almost. It's like a Saturday Night Live sketch. I'm looking for Chris Kattan, and to my great chagrin, I'm not seeing him.
# posted by : 4:34 AM
: 4:34 AM
Hey assholes leave my boy Joey alone. All you faggots are just jelous of the type of pussy we get!! You all need stop hating the PLAYER and start hating the GAME for getting you hitched up with those ugly ass broads that you call girlfriends!! Start running with that Goose Homos!!!
# posted by : 5:34 AM
: 5:34 AM
WHich one of the triumvirate is Joey Porsche ? Or are they all one, joined at the hips like a giant hydradouche, caught here swallowing the bleeth within their greased up bag-maw ?
# posted by : 5:57 AM
: 5:57 AM
Hey, anon 5:34!
Put your name on there, chicken little. The douche is falling, the douche is falling, all up in yo' unwashed foreskin- I mean grill, yo!
I hate the GAME for giving the Playa Siphilis. And I hate the PLAYA for giving it to you.
Put your name on there, chicken little. The douche is falling, the douche is falling, all up in yo' unwashed foreskin- I mean grill, yo!
I hate the GAME for giving the Playa Siphilis. And I hate the PLAYA for giving it to you.
Two nights ago I spent about seven slappy minutes on Fish Slap's myspace and closed the browser window with the feeling that I'd just been slapped twenty times with a cold and smelly six-pound salmon. Then, I drank. A lot. But it didn't help.
I pondered which one is worse: Fish's or Joey's. While continuing the debate in my head, I came here and saw this. Now I'm fucked. I don't think I can see any clients today. I just want to play Lock and Load, Kill the Choad. Any video game designers listening out there?
To Fish Slap's credit, he and his "friends" don't utilize the kissy face. I don't know what it all means in the end...
I pondered which one is worse: Fish's or Joey's. While continuing the debate in my head, I came here and saw this. Now I'm fucked. I don't think I can see any clients today. I just want to play Lock and Load, Kill the Choad. Any video game designers listening out there?
To Fish Slap's credit, he and his "friends" don't utilize the kissy face. I don't know what it all means in the end...
Well, I after seeing this I stayed up late doing research (and by research I mean bong rips to ease the searing of my corneas) and after about the 4th bowl of research I had a Darwinian Epiphany:
After aeons of getting smashed in the mouth, this strain of douche has evolved a defensive mechanism that deploys when choadacity reaches its peak: the face deploys a fist-cushioning frontal airbag.
The rear choad is the most evolved in this regard. From time to time one hears about a tragic sort of incident when a hapless motel visitor sits on the pool intake and has their colon sucked out and inverted. Now picture that, but instead of an ass with a fleshy shit-flecked inverted flesh ring, picture a face. An orange face.
And Anon 5:34 - thank you for the funniest post so far. You made my point better than I ever could have. You get more dick than a urinal mint.
After aeons of getting smashed in the mouth, this strain of douche has evolved a defensive mechanism that deploys when choadacity reaches its peak: the face deploys a fist-cushioning frontal airbag.
The rear choad is the most evolved in this regard. From time to time one hears about a tragic sort of incident when a hapless motel visitor sits on the pool intake and has their colon sucked out and inverted. Now picture that, but instead of an ass with a fleshy shit-flecked inverted flesh ring, picture a face. An orange face.
And Anon 5:34 - thank you for the funniest post so far. You made my point better than I ever could have. You get more dick than a urinal mint.
Looks like these 3 dick gobblers all shop together at Choad-Mart... how cute.
I'd rather give myself a dutch oven after a night at an all you can eat chilli buffet before I stare at this picture too much longer. The fact that the blondie is with these youth-scroats is gut wrenching to the fullest.
I'm going to bed now. I hope i dont poop myself.
I'd rather give myself a dutch oven after a night at an all you can eat chilli buffet before I stare at this picture too much longer. The fact that the blondie is with these youth-scroats is gut wrenching to the fullest.
I'm going to bed now. I hope i dont poop myself.
# posted by : 6:25 AM
: 6:25 AM
@ Johnnyboy:
Joey is the skinny fart in the lower right. Hydradouche. Bag-maw. Heheheh... excellent.
@ Darksock:
It's a funny coincidence that you theorized that. Awhile back (I'm pretty sure it was before you joined up) Jailergrrl (MIA) suggested that the logical penalty for posing with a kissy face should be a punch in the mouth.
Stupid anons.
Joey is the skinny fart in the lower right. Hydradouche. Bag-maw. Heheheh... excellent.
@ Darksock:
It's a funny coincidence that you theorized that. Awhile back (I'm pretty sure it was before you joined up) Jailergrrl (MIA) suggested that the logical penalty for posing with a kissy face should be a punch in the mouth.
Stupid anons.
back when i was a little kid, my mom used to make my little brother and i wear the same outfits. i remember hating the idea back then. these fucking douchebags are in their early 20's and are doing the same thing, except they LIKE wearing matching clothes. AND THEY ARE MEN. how does this not strike them as ridiculous?
The Douchemint Twins.
they might be grabbing the tits of their fave fag hag, but we can see right through that thin veil of macho. the "gUiDo MaFiA" are nothing more than a group of guys so deep in the closet, they HAVE to act like this. and then claim they get all kinds of pussy. and if by 'pussy', they actually mean 'male shitcutter', then they are correct.
what a bunch of bitches.
The Douchemint Twins.
they might be grabbing the tits of their fave fag hag, but we can see right through that thin veil of macho. the "gUiDo MaFiA" are nothing more than a group of guys so deep in the closet, they HAVE to act like this. and then claim they get all kinds of pussy. and if by 'pussy', they actually mean 'male shitcutter', then they are correct.
what a bunch of bitches.
Hey Clementine of Cappadoucha,
Eat a bag of dicks you homo! We're getting the pussy you wish you had and that pisses all you queers off! We use this broads like they are our cum dumpsters. Yous assholes are all fucked up and wish you could run with the Goose like we are! And to all the braods that are on this saying that they want to you our lips as toliet paper want to shit on us...let me tell yous that you WISH we gave yous the time of day!! Yous lucky we dont get ahold of you cause you cant handle all of us like our braods can, you fat, peperoni tit hoes!
Eat a bag of dicks you homo! We're getting the pussy you wish you had and that pisses all you queers off! We use this broads like they are our cum dumpsters. Yous assholes are all fucked up and wish you could run with the Goose like we are! And to all the braods that are on this saying that they want to you our lips as toliet paper want to shit on us...let me tell yous that you WISH we gave yous the time of day!! Yous lucky we dont get ahold of you cause you cant handle all of us like our braods can, you fat, peperoni tit hoes!
# posted by : 6:51 AM
: 6:51 AM
Fuck! I live in Staten Island and still this picture makes me want to go "Growing up Gotti" hunting with my Eclipse. I can no longer function at work and will now have to claim sick and go home.
# posted by : 6:53 AM
: 6:53 AM
Whoever banged her vajayjay and anoos at the same are more gay than the guy who invaded the oral cavity.
I wonder if she was bumpy...
I wonder if she was bumpy...
I'm suprised these douchebags can operate a computer. This picture has ruined my day. They look like a bunch of homos, Guido Homos that needs to be kicked in there kissy douche faces. The Bleeth in this picture also needs a kick in the face for allowing this to occur.
-- Guido Puncher.
-- Guido Puncher.
# posted by : 7:04 AM
: 7:04 AM
"Yous" a piece of shit Anon 6:51. You think you're rolling hard but you're just a greasy fuckin' wannabe. Do me a favor and reassess your life in about 20 years...that is if someone doesn't snap your neck before then. You're looking forward to a long, lonely, pathetic adulthood. You reap what you sow, kid. Have fun dying alone.
Anon2 6:51,
Having never eaten a bag of dicks, the prospect does sound intriguing. And by "intriguing," I mean something that I would never do, and concequently need first hand reporting from ... guys? -gays? like you to inform me on the experience.
If that sentence confused you, it's because I used propper grammar and eighth-grade vocabulary. Let me put it in terms you can understand: You are a spineless dipshit who needs the help of GHB and Ciallis to waddle with the penguins, much less run with the goose. Sorry, little boy, but I run with the bulls. And BTW, if we were Queers, we wouldn't be jealous of your pussy now, would we? Though there may be a tranny or two on this site who's jealous of your pussy, but just because it's what you think passes for a penis.
Again, screen-name? Or do we dub you "Chicken Who Runs With Waterfowl?"
Having never eaten a bag of dicks, the prospect does sound intriguing. And by "intriguing," I mean something that I would never do, and concequently need first hand reporting from ... guys? -gays? like you to inform me on the experience.
If that sentence confused you, it's because I used propper grammar and eighth-grade vocabulary. Let me put it in terms you can understand: You are a spineless dipshit who needs the help of GHB and Ciallis to waddle with the penguins, much less run with the goose. Sorry, little boy, but I run with the bulls. And BTW, if we were Queers, we wouldn't be jealous of your pussy now, would we? Though there may be a tranny or two on this site who's jealous of your pussy, but just because it's what you think passes for a penis.
Again, screen-name? Or do we dub you "Chicken Who Runs With Waterfowl?"
@anon 6:51 -
Seriously, kid, you're not helping your case. But by all means keep typing. This is awesome shit. "Run with the Goose"? lawd hah mussy.
Seriously, kid, you're not helping your case. But by all means keep typing. This is awesome shit. "Run with the Goose"? lawd hah mussy.
Note to readers of HCwDB: I'm not sure if any of you know this, but "Run with the Goose" is the new slang for "I'm gay but still rather inexperienced". Think about it. Run with the Goose? Visualize it for a second. You ever seen a Goose run? It's kinda awkward. These guys are still trying to figure it out, sticking their dicks in each other's ears and stuff like that.
Hey guys, go find a nice airport bathroom, start tapping your foot, wave your hand under the next stall, and the guy next door might just help you get past this clumsy phase.
Good luck!
Hey guys, go find a nice airport bathroom, start tapping your foot, wave your hand under the next stall, and the guy next door might just help you get past this clumsy phase.
Good luck!
I just had an Epiphany!
The Origin of the Kissey Face!
Just as the females of a species "display" when they go into Estros during the mating season, so too does the douchebag!
We are witnessing a Display: A primitive cultural and biological signifier that these choads suck dick. And based on how tight their lips are, they suck Very Small dick- i.e. each others'.
The Origin of the Kissey Face!
Just as the females of a species "display" when they go into Estros during the mating season, so too does the douchebag!
We are witnessing a Display: A primitive cultural and biological signifier that these choads suck dick. And based on how tight their lips are, they suck Very Small dick- i.e. each others'.
This is actually a staged photo of the three stages of douche development, posed around that which has become bleeth.
First, in the lower right there is the infant-like grab of the boob, a suckling if you will that resembles the suckling of the mother's teat - that which once gave sustainance for life now, symbolically, gives sustainance for douchery.
Secondly, in the middle, there is the awkward pubescent douche years, where boyish insecurity means you the douche only pose with the bleeth, not molest it. The kissy lips here aren't a pose, they are the natural formation of a douche's mouth, present throughout it's entire development. It is a permanent state, and in the adolescent years it is comically (or, more comically) out of proportion with the douche's still-inflating head.
Finally, in a circle completeing fashion not dissimilar to the circle-jerk the three stages of douche are about to participate in, the grown douche reaches again for the boobie, this time with an air of confidence, arrogence even, that he has truely become a fully grown, fully fledged, douche.
First, in the lower right there is the infant-like grab of the boob, a suckling if you will that resembles the suckling of the mother's teat - that which once gave sustainance for life now, symbolically, gives sustainance for douchery.
Secondly, in the middle, there is the awkward pubescent douche years, where boyish insecurity means you the douche only pose with the bleeth, not molest it. The kissy lips here aren't a pose, they are the natural formation of a douche's mouth, present throughout it's entire development. It is a permanent state, and in the adolescent years it is comically (or, more comically) out of proportion with the douche's still-inflating head.
Finally, in a circle completeing fashion not dissimilar to the circle-jerk the three stages of douche are about to participate in, the grown douche reaches again for the boobie, this time with an air of confidence, arrogence even, that he has truely become a fully grown, fully fledged, douche.
# posted by : 7:28 AM
: 7:28 AM
only in a little shitrock corner of the country like Jersery could some cocksuckers like this think they're bad. YOUS some fuckin douchebag dildos and thats why YOUS is on this site, fuckhead. bring that shit out to LA you fuckin trick bitch. go back to being the butt of our jokes, metro faggots.
-Crow
-Crow
# posted by : 7:30 AM
: 7:30 AM
Is this some kind of test?
As a new comer to this blog,
WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU
DONE TO MY EYES?
MY EYES ARE BURNING!
I feel a hate crime coming on!
SPAGETTI AND DOUCHE BALLS!
IS THAT FOR REAL?
NO FUCKING WAY.
If that's for real,
THAT'S THE MT. RUSHMORE
OF DOUCHE BAGS.
MT.DOUCHMORE.BUILD IT,
AND THEY WILL DOUCHE.
WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING
OLIVE OIL,COCK MUNCHING
FAGS.The douche now have a king,
his name is JOEY PORSCHE.
As a new comer to this blog,
WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU
DONE TO MY EYES?
MY EYES ARE BURNING!
I feel a hate crime coming on!
SPAGETTI AND DOUCHE BALLS!
IS THAT FOR REAL?
NO FUCKING WAY.
If that's for real,
THAT'S THE MT. RUSHMORE
OF DOUCHE BAGS.
MT.DOUCHMORE.BUILD IT,
AND THEY WILL DOUCHE.
WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING
OLIVE OIL,COCK MUNCHING
FAGS.The douche now have a king,
his name is JOEY PORSCHE.
HAHAHA I laugh at your comments you fucking ringworms!! The pussy we get is the type of shit you jack off to EVERY FUCKING NITE!! Come down to Jersey and we'll really show you whats going on with the GOOSE!! buch of flammers !!
Hey Clementine of Cappadoucha Fagot,
I'll tell you what I told your mother...Call me whatever you want you fucking hoe !! I'll cut you and stick you and then let the dogs eat you! You waste of life!
And just so all yous know...I am in the picture! You think you bitches are the only ones that hate on us cause we get more pussy the a toilet seat ??!! Take a number, HOMO...while you take a number I'll take your GF, Mom, and life !! Bitch !!
Hey Clementine of Cappadoucha Fagot,
I'll tell you what I told your mother...Call me whatever you want you fucking hoe !! I'll cut you and stick you and then let the dogs eat you! You waste of life!
And just so all yous know...I am in the picture! You think you bitches are the only ones that hate on us cause we get more pussy the a toilet seat ??!! Take a number, HOMO...while you take a number I'll take your GF, Mom, and life !! Bitch !!
# posted by : 7:41 AM
: 7:41 AM
Wouldn't a bag of dicks be that poor girl's vagina?... or The Goose's butthole? Nice choice on the pink walls; must've been the douchement twins, great minds think a like. News flash: so do retards.
I'm surprised there are no hand gestures... I guess it's hard to rep some hole in the wall they crawled from. Upon further examination, I'm pretty sure that any hand not on the hot is fingering a male's butthole.
I'm surprised there are no hand gestures... I guess it's hard to rep some hole in the wall they crawled from. Upon further examination, I'm pretty sure that any hand not on the hot is fingering a male's butthole.
# posted by : 7:44 AM
: 7:44 AM
you get more pussy than a toilet seat? wow...if the "bitches" you "roll" with are putting their snatches on toilet seats, you've got scarier problems than some blog messing with your pansy-ass.
all the girls that i know would laugh in your orange, bitch face. nobody cares.
all the girls that i know would laugh in your orange, bitch face. nobody cares.
@ psycho anon 7:41 --
"...And just so all yous know...I am in the picture! You think you bitches are the only ones that hate on us cause we get more pussy the a toilet seat ??!!..."
So... are you the TV, the pink plastic hanger, or the pair of fluffy pillows?
And please don't insult toilet seats ever again by comparing yourself to one. They have feelings, too. (And better grammar skills.)
"...And just so all yous know...I am in the picture! You think you bitches are the only ones that hate on us cause we get more pussy the a toilet seat ??!!..."
So... are you the TV, the pink plastic hanger, or the pair of fluffy pillows?
And please don't insult toilet seats ever again by comparing yourself to one. They have feelings, too. (And better grammar skills.)
# posted by : 7:49 AM
: 7:49 AM
Um...
My mother is not a gardening tool.
I guess that's what you mean by pussy: hoes, shovels and the occational garden weasel. But why would you shove pussy up your ass? It works the other way around.
"More pussy than a toilet seat?" What are you? A Bidet?
Explains a lot.
And are you ACTUALLY threatening my life? Seriously?
My mother is not a gardening tool.
I guess that's what you mean by pussy: hoes, shovels and the occational garden weasel. But why would you shove pussy up your ass? It works the other way around.
"More pussy than a toilet seat?" What are you? A Bidet?
Explains a lot.
And are you ACTUALLY threatening my life? Seriously?
@Anon 7:41am.
That's some hilarious stuff right there. Which douche bag are you. The orange bag in the back or the orange bag in the front. Middle orange bag maybe? Who knows, all you homos look the same. People don't hate you due to the "pussy" you get, people hate you because of the fact that you are all orange douchebags that date rape women. Please kill yourself you stinking Guido.
-- Guido Puncher
That's some hilarious stuff right there. Which douche bag are you. The orange bag in the back or the orange bag in the front. Middle orange bag maybe? Who knows, all you homos look the same. People don't hate you due to the "pussy" you get, people hate you because of the fact that you are all orange douchebags that date rape women. Please kill yourself you stinking Guido.
-- Guido Puncher
# posted by : 7:54 AM
: 7:54 AM
Oh, this is too awesome! Instead of having his dick sucking pose taken down, the 'bagmint twin has decided to put on an act for the court! What a clown!
Can you verbally describe tossing your brother's choad salad while the running goose pricks the only girl in the room with his virulent syringe of a dick?
Do yourself a favor and get tested. If you somehow come out clean, I highly recommend you stick with giving it to your brother in the ass and don't stray.
Can you verbally describe tossing your brother's choad salad while the running goose pricks the only girl in the room with his virulent syringe of a dick?
Do yourself a favor and get tested. If you somehow come out clean, I highly recommend you stick with giving it to your brother in the ass and don't stray.
# posted by : 8:01 AM
: 8:01 AM
oh my Darling clementine you are lost and gone forever oh my Darling clementine.
# posted by : 8:01 AM
: 8:01 AM
Clementine of Cappadoucha, yes he is threatening you, after admitting he is one of the orange douchebags in the picture. I think this orange douchebag Guido drank too much of his Dads Grey Goose he found in his moms ass last night and is not thinking properly today. Or do these Orange Guidos even think?......Who knows. We can only pray for fatal alcohol poisoning.
-- Guido Puncher
-- Guido Puncher
# posted by : 8:02 AM
: 8:02 AM
OMG - she is def the DBs' fag-hag. There are just so many things wrong with this picture that I cannot even comment. Two of them are even dressed alike. I think I am going to be sick.
# posted by : 8:06 AM
: 8:06 AM
@anon 7:41... oh man, you are killing me! you've got me laughing out loud and shaking my head. please tell me you're the scrote in the back wearing Joey's matching AX sweater. that would be my guess.
you'll take my life? really? really. that's rich. you are a funny, funny little man. you douchebags are what give jersey a bad name. and smell. you are a laughable B&T bitch. and i know that you know exactly what that means. if, in fact, you are who you say you are.
you'll take my life? really? really. that's rich. you are a funny, funny little man. you douchebags are what give jersey a bad name. and smell. you are a laughable B&T bitch. and i know that you know exactly what that means. if, in fact, you are who you say you are.
Hey, Joey Porsche and Friends. I think the Rodeo Clown is from Jersey. He's also "into" the "Goose" and he also likes to squat, so Pucker up.
Salvador DouchalÃ
Salvador DouchalÃ
# posted by : 8:14 AM
: 8:14 AM
I don't understand all of the goose references? I guess I am not fluent in the umpa lumpa dialect of NJ. These guys look so greasy that I have to wonder that they are orange as a result of rolling around in the toxic waste that NY dumps in NJ every day.
Btw - thanks anon. You have demonstrated why we make fun of these asshats on this site everyday.
Btw - thanks anon. You have demonstrated why we make fun of these asshats on this site everyday.
# posted by : 8:15 AM
: 8:15 AM
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys really scare me hahahaha come down to Great neck and i will fuck you all up and then fuck you G/F up the ass then make you lick it out while she squats on your face smiling at me
# posted by : 8:20 AM
: 8:20 AM
Are these guys drug dealers? Is that why they always have hot chicks around? Because the bitches go to the money.
# posted by : 8:28 AM
: 8:28 AM
@anon 8:20 --
*YAWN*
By the way, have you ever heard of punctuation?
Don't you have an order of fries to take up?
Have a SUPER day!!!
*YAWN*
By the way, have you ever heard of punctuation?
Don't you have an order of fries to take up?
Have a SUPER day!!!
# posted by : 8:29 AM
: 8:29 AM
ah yeah. Great Neck, NJ. now it all makes sense.
no thanks B&T. i'll stay right here. it smells better.
no thanks B&T. i'll stay right here. it smells better.
LOL - come to Great Neck, Long Island and I will mess you up!!!! Are you trying to be ironic? A bunch of roughnecks from fricking Great Neck? Are you going to run me over with the Acura that your mommy bought for you? Priceless.
Your mother should have aborted you as a product of her illicit relationship with the landscaper.
Your mother should have aborted you as a product of her illicit relationship with the landscaper.
# posted by : 8:43 AM
: 8:43 AM
This is it, folks. It doesn't get any better than this. Three young boys, all claiming to be "gUiDo MaFiA" despite their mixed and non-Sicilian ethnicities, all surrounding a b&t fluffer like it's a Night at the Roxbury. Perhaps they'll take her to "Acapulo" for the next coke festival paid for by their daddies' money. Perhaps they'll just stay at home congratulating each other on their matching hair, forehead grease, plucked eyebrows, augmented tans, brand-name clothes and lip-gloss-encased puckers.
In any case, trying to reach them is fruitless, much like their sweaty couplings with one another. These boys have evaded any hint of education that came their way. Reasoning with them is like trying to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. It's like wiping your ass with an innertube. It's messy and goes around in circles.
Theirs is a practical philosophy: spend Daddy's money to make the pain go away. They got his cash but not his love, hence the search for male approval. It's sick, it's sad...
...and it's a bunch of fuckin' hilarious douchebags. Keep "rEpRezEnT"-ing, boys. You've got the whole world laughing at you. Don't stop now. We love it!
In any case, trying to reach them is fruitless, much like their sweaty couplings with one another. These boys have evaded any hint of education that came their way. Reasoning with them is like trying to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. It's like wiping your ass with an innertube. It's messy and goes around in circles.
Theirs is a practical philosophy: spend Daddy's money to make the pain go away. They got his cash but not his love, hence the search for male approval. It's sick, it's sad...
...and it's a bunch of fuckin' hilarious douchebags. Keep "rEpRezEnT"-ing, boys. You've got the whole world laughing at you. Don't stop now. We love it!
Yeah, that's the best part. They're mixed Sephardim, and posing as Italians. It's awesome.
# posted by : 9:13 AM
: 9:13 AM
ohhhh..hahahhah. Wow I cannot stop laughing. I would like to meet these guys in 25 years and see if they know how completely atrocious their lives were back in 2007. It reminds me of back in the day when I used to wear those gay puffy weightlifting pants and know now how completely douchey that was. However this is worse.....oh it's so much worse.
# posted by : 9:16 AM
: 9:16 AM
Anon 9:02: Shalom Alechem, MF!
Joeybagfriend, OR "Chicken Who Runs With Waterfowl" OR "Garden Weasel Fills The Puckered Sphincter":
Next time I'm in NY I'll be sure to follow the stench of grease-ozing octagenerian poo bathed in hot dog water, and I'll be sure to find you.
Joeybagfriend, OR "Chicken Who Runs With Waterfowl" OR "Garden Weasel Fills The Puckered Sphincter":
Next time I'm in NY I'll be sure to follow the stench of grease-ozing octagenerian poo bathed in hot dog water, and I'll be sure to find you.
I guess in Jersey they are still using "Your Mom" jokes. Having lived there, and having had the pleasure of visiting a few times since leaving, its quite obvious that the whole state is behind the times. It's part of the reason I left and won't go back. They're still talking about our moms. That's great. And the "I get more p**sy than you" routine. It's still 1988 back there.
Oh, and the swarming douchebags in the area don't help either.
Oh, and the swarming douchebags in the area don't help either.
Damn! I can't believe I missed the majority of the battle here.
@anon 7:41
You're pretty much out of your league on this message board kid. Maybe since you're so outmatched in wits, we can try another game...I know, let's have a spelling contest! Oh wait.
-Honus Bagner
@anon 7:41
You're pretty much out of your league on this message board kid. Maybe since you're so outmatched in wits, we can try another game...I know, let's have a spelling contest! Oh wait.
-Honus Bagner
# posted by : 9:29 AM
: 9:29 AM
DB1, next time you cant sleep after a night of wondering where Purg Hottie and Black Betty at porn parties, just make you a big bowl of coco puffs and Thunderbird. Watch some espn. It's like i visited the site today and I'm like "Damm not this bastard again." And every time the pics get more and more disturbing. I bet any money that's his room. Matching shirts, double boob grab, 4 count em 4 pursed lips......... I ask again can it get worse?????
# posted by : 9:36 AM
: 9:36 AM
hey honus bagner not out of my league at all,come on down you want to go i am game hey if i lose no problem i am supposed to lose but if i do kick your ass then what does that make you huh you fuckin cum bucket.i will drop you
# posted by : 9:39 AM
: 9:39 AM
by all you wankers as i will be snagging some bleeth hottie while you all will be slapping your self silly while sniffing your mothers girdle hahaha
# posted by : 9:44 AM
: 9:44 AM
A lot of credit needs to go to "Mikey Big Unit" for perfecting the lip pucker.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14274885
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14274885
# posted by : 9:56 AM
: 9:56 AM
http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/?start=00
Enough Douche for all. Most of these pictures are painfully horrible.
-- Guido Puncher
Enough Douche for all. Most of these pictures are painfully horrible.
-- Guido Puncher
# posted by : 10:00 AM
: 10:00 AM
@pfah
I don't know what you're talking about I think his comments are completely clear and he's too awesome to use punctuation or correct spelling or even a hint of proper English grammar and I wouldn't ever dare to think or even speak criticisms because then clearly I would be the wanker and do not even deserve to share oxygen on this Earth with his orange douchey asshat Jersey awesomeness.
I don't know what you're talking about I think his comments are completely clear and he's too awesome to use punctuation or correct spelling or even a hint of proper English grammar and I wouldn't ever dare to think or even speak criticisms because then clearly I would be the wanker and do not even deserve to share oxygen on this Earth with his orange douchey asshat Jersey awesomeness.
# posted by : 10:35 AM
: 10:35 AM
@reservior douche... how do they do it? well, they are all mouth-breathers. this allows more air into their lungs, thereby enabling them to talk exactly as they type.
just my theory.
just my theory.
Where can I get a matching "Man Fluid Exchange" shirt?
Pants are Just a Suggestion
Pants are Just a Suggestion
# posted by : 10:48 AM
: 10:48 AM
ACAPULO? I can't stop laughing. I thought maybe this shit was a joke until I saw that. Oh My GOD! These people really exist! I think we should notify some government official. Maybe someone at the CDC.
# posted by : 10:57 AM
: 10:57 AM
I thought it said "ADAPULO." My mistake.
I like the "Mikey -Big Unit-" People should be clear about what they're looking for on myspace.
I like the "Mikey -Big Unit-" People should be clear about what they're looking for on myspace.
"Mikey Big Unit" bothers me the most out of all these assholes. you just know he practices his kissyface in front of the mirror while Joey is next to him, waxing his eyebrows. i wonder if they go and get pedicures together? it's going to be really tough to be the first one out of the closet in this crew. but, like a house of cards, once the first one goes, the rest will too. and by 'house of cards', i mean 'gay male'.
was Great Neck always a haven for complete douchebags? wasn't it once full of hard working, blue collar types?
was Great Neck always a haven for complete douchebags? wasn't it once full of hard working, blue collar types?
Mikey Big Eunuch's profile is private, but he's still got that ridiculous picture from his mom's living room up.
# posted by : 11:35 AM
: 11:35 AM
This is my first chance to stop in today and what do you know, one of Jersey Tards is trying to school other males on pussy.
I'm gonna fuck you G/F. Where to begin? Listen kid, we all know you are gearing up for a gang bang with your brothers and have limited time, so i'll keep this short. Or maybe not.
The Jersey Shore is Not the coolest place on earth.
Blue Steel is not a good look for anyone. This includes three twins with a collective penis size of six inches.
You could not steal anyone's girlfriend if your kissy face depended on it. And I know how important that kissy face is to your repertoire.
Do you do that face in family photos? You know the pictures that don't only have the triplets. Did the three of you do Kissy Face in the senior yearbook? You did, didn't you?
Three Kissy Faces all lined up in a row in the yearbook. Just the thought of that is almost too much. Imagine when the three of you are wanted for sodomizing eachother, they will show you next to one another doing kissy face in the yearbook.
The clit is located...forget it, this will be more up your alley, the male G-spot is in the ass.
You couldn't beat up David Spade with a crowbar.
And please don't call anyone, other than your brothers, a HOMO or Fagot [sic] because the irony of that statement may cause uncontrollable laughter.
I'm gonna fuck you G/F. Where to begin? Listen kid, we all know you are gearing up for a gang bang with your brothers and have limited time, so i'll keep this short. Or maybe not.
The Jersey Shore is Not the coolest place on earth.
Blue Steel is not a good look for anyone. This includes three twins with a collective penis size of six inches.
You could not steal anyone's girlfriend if your kissy face depended on it. And I know how important that kissy face is to your repertoire.
Do you do that face in family photos? You know the pictures that don't only have the triplets. Did the three of you do Kissy Face in the senior yearbook? You did, didn't you?
Three Kissy Faces all lined up in a row in the yearbook. Just the thought of that is almost too much. Imagine when the three of you are wanted for sodomizing eachother, they will show you next to one another doing kissy face in the yearbook.
The clit is located...forget it, this will be more up your alley, the male G-spot is in the ass.
You couldn't beat up David Spade with a crowbar.
And please don't call anyone, other than your brothers, a HOMO or Fagot [sic] because the irony of that statement may cause uncontrollable laughter.
I don't want this thread to ever end. Thank you, Jersey Butthole Greaser Mafia, for making me and everyone that walks into my office laugh until ropes of snot lace my desk. You have reaffirmed why I love this site.
@reservoir douche and pfah:
When you deepthroat alot, you must get used to holding your breath. It's gotta be key.
When you deepthroat alot, you must get used to holding your breath. It's gotta be key.
Pilgrims come from all over the world to New Jersey to be able to purchase U-Men, Z.Cavarrici and I.O.U. sweatshirts.
Is the Color Me Badd show at Giants Stadium sold out yet?
Holy shit, what a wasteland of a state.
Is Ontario looking to join our Union?
Crossing fingers...
Is the Color Me Badd show at Giants Stadium sold out yet?
Holy shit, what a wasteland of a state.
Is Ontario looking to join our Union?
Crossing fingers...
# posted by : 12:09 PM
: 12:09 PM
"Run With the Goose" must be a Top Gun reference. Please confirm this. I must know.
# posted by : 12:12 PM
: 12:12 PM
@anon 12:12... i'm not sure, but, this past weekend Joey was overheard saying the following to Mike Big Unit:
Joey: Hey Goose you big stud!
Mike: That's me, honey.
Joey: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Mike: Show me the way home, honey.
and then later he serenaded Mike with a lovely rendition of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling".
it was really quite touching. and by 'touching', i mean 'uncomfortable'.
Joey: Hey Goose you big stud!
Mike: That's me, honey.
Joey: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Mike: Show me the way home, honey.
and then later he serenaded Mike with a lovely rendition of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling".
it was really quite touching. and by 'touching', i mean 'uncomfortable'.
Maybe the whole "Goose" thing is a reference to how fast the man-love juice leaks from his anus. You know, like "crap through a goose".
# posted by : 12:52 PM
: 12:52 PM
@darksock
I'm with you. This Joey Porschfest is like Christmas, Hanukkah, and Ramadan all rolled up into one. I'm laughing like the crazy Fagot [sic] that I apparently am!
I'm with you. This Joey Porschfest is like Christmas, Hanukkah, and Ramadan all rolled up into one. I'm laughing like the crazy Fagot [sic] that I apparently am!
# posted by : 12:59 PM
: 12:59 PM
@reservoir douche
@pfah 10:35am
it seems that we are underestimating our greasy,punctuation free friend here, you see it is quite clear that with his lack of periods, commas, etc... he is throwing us a typed allusion to the late ee cummings. well done I say, well done.
@pfah 10:35am
it seems that we are underestimating our greasy,punctuation free friend here, you see it is quite clear that with his lack of periods, commas, etc... he is throwing us a typed allusion to the late ee cummings. well done I say, well done.
# posted by : 1:14 PM
: 1:14 PM
Nice reference scooby.
I also overhead...
Joey: "Hey, yous guys hungry?"
Mike: "Yeah, let's go to Olive Garden."
Joey: "Good call, the O.G. is awesome!"
These morons couldn't tell Italy from Australia or noodles from pasta.
I also overhead...
Joey: "Hey, yous guys hungry?"
Mike: "Yeah, let's go to Olive Garden."
Joey: "Good call, the O.G. is awesome!"
These morons couldn't tell Italy from Australia or noodles from pasta.
Personally, upon reviewing this entire thread i've been able to conclude only one theory. The "Run with the Goose" statement can only pertain to their lips. And possibly what they put in their collective Hydra-anus. Or even the douchey drink that they oh so love to mix with eachothers semen. I'll leave it up to Joey to tell us the truth.
-HanksAnAss
-HanksAnAss
# posted by : 1:46 PM
: 1:46 PM
@ anon 1:41
WTF is a "wetback", dumbass? If you're best refrain is to utilize an ethnic tag by a tool like Carlos Mencia, then you could be the biggest douche of all.
But I agree with you on one point: All douchebags should be in Afghanistan with the rest of the Military Meatheads. But they're mostly in Iraq right now, jerking off to this site while exchanging XXX pics with Osama Bin Laden.
WTF is a "wetback", dumbass? If you're best refrain is to utilize an ethnic tag by a tool like Carlos Mencia, then you could be the biggest douche of all.
But I agree with you on one point: All douchebags should be in Afghanistan with the rest of the Military Meatheads. But they're mostly in Iraq right now, jerking off to this site while exchanging XXX pics with Osama Bin Laden.
# posted by : 1:51 PM
: 1:51 PM
Keep talkin' your shit you HOMOS you done even know friend who your fuckin wit- You will fuckin know Gotti bitches
# posted by : 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM
"Military meatheads?"
I reckon you'll get your face smashed into ground beef soon, faggot. Love to see you say that shit in public where I'm from.
I reckon you'll get your face smashed into ground beef soon, faggot. Love to see you say that shit in public where I'm from.
# posted by : 1:55 PM
: 1:55 PM
yeah Mikey. i know EXACTLY who we're fucking with. a group of B&T's that think there are untouchable. i have some news for you nancyboy, you're not. daddy's money and the cash you scrotes make from drugs aren't enough to save you from the embarassment you'll feel 15 years from now.
anon @1:51
Those "Military Meatheads" are over there making sure another group of douchebags don't fly another plane into your rectum-lipped, orange-faced, pineapple-headed ass.
Those "Military Meatheads" are over there making sure another group of douchebags don't fly another plane into your rectum-lipped, orange-faced, pineapple-headed ass.
Yeha dawg you think your bad but we livin the life HOMO. We have the finest pussy the finest clubs the finest cars and cash dawg, so keep fuckin wishin you was us. You aint gettin nowhere near Great Neck fag, because you will know Gotti bitch
# posted by : 2:05 PM
: 2:05 PM
"Military meatheads? I reckon you'll get your face smashed into ground beef soon, faggot. Love to see you say that shit in public where I'm from."
The Few, The Proud, The Douchebags.
The Few, The Proud, The Douchebags.
# posted by : 2:07 PM
: 2:07 PM
LOL at all the anonymous folk masquerading as members of JP9/11's posse.
Folks, I'm sure its fun -- and Halloween approacheth -- but let lil' Joey speak for himself.
Folks, I'm sure its fun -- and Halloween approacheth -- but let lil' Joey speak for himself.
# posted by : 2:11 PM
: 2:11 PM
I love how Armani Exchange clothes are on eBay for like... 7.49-17.99! Talk about your cheap, ugly Wal-Mart shit. LMAO.
Nice $9.99 sweaters boys.
Nice $9.99 sweaters boys.
# posted by : 2:11 PM
: 2:11 PM
No wonder the mob's on its way out--if they defend orange Jersey douches, they must have no time or resources left over for actual money-making illegal activities.
# posted by : 2:14 PM
: 2:14 PM
Great Neck, please, there are no 'Ganstas' in Great Neck. Just upperclass yuppies whose sons are so bored they paint themselves orange and make kissyfaces. Like I said before, these guys are in the 'JeWiSH mAfIA.'
"you will know Gotti bitch"
Uh...you arent Italian you pussy, just stop now. You're killing me here. I havent laughed this hard in a long time.
Im going to have to show some of my employees this, they are looking at me like Ive lost it.
Uh...you arent Italian you pussy, just stop now. You're killing me here. I havent laughed this hard in a long time.
Im going to have to show some of my employees this, they are looking at me like Ive lost it.
@anon 2:05 pm
I think you are missing the general point of the criticism here, we don't really give a shit about the pussy, clubs, cars and "cash dawg" (is that a new currency by the way?) Our over all collective argument is that you contribute nothing to the greater good, you are a societal leech, yet you seem to feel as though you have earned what ever it is that you have. Just be ready for the very rough existential awakening in the next 15 to 20 years.
I think you are missing the general point of the criticism here, we don't really give a shit about the pussy, clubs, cars and "cash dawg" (is that a new currency by the way?) Our over all collective argument is that you contribute nothing to the greater good, you are a societal leech, yet you seem to feel as though you have earned what ever it is that you have. Just be ready for the very rough existential awakening in the next 15 to 20 years.
# posted by : 2:31 PM
: 2:31 PM
"so keep fuckin wishin you was us."
who ever said i was wishing i were you? i'm very happy i'm NOT you. hell, i'm just happy none of my buddies would think to wear matching outfits for a big night out. i'm also happy i am not orange, ya oompa loompa strumpet.
hey, it's 5.30 on the east coast now. shouldn't you and joey be getting dressed together? go with the matching blue jackets. it's a nice contrast color to the one on your face. assclown.
who ever said i was wishing i were you? i'm very happy i'm NOT you. hell, i'm just happy none of my buddies would think to wear matching outfits for a big night out. i'm also happy i am not orange, ya oompa loompa strumpet.
hey, it's 5.30 on the east coast now. shouldn't you and joey be getting dressed together? go with the matching blue jackets. it's a nice contrast color to the one on your face. assclown.
Living the life? Nice big screen tv and walk in closet. The finest pussy must be the one that uses the douche the most... I vote one of the 'bagmint twins (probably the one leaving anon comments) as the finest pussy; he probably uses Joey Porsche the most:
"Hey assholes leave my boy Joey alone. All you faggots are just jelous of the type of pussy we get ...running with that Goose [Joey Porsche]!!!"
Joey Porsche - tool 'bag
'Bagmint Twins - the tools
"Hey assholes leave my boy Joey alone. All you faggots are just jelous of the type of pussy we get ...running with that Goose [Joey Porsche]!!!"
Joey Porsche - tool 'bag
'Bagmint Twins - the tools
# posted by : 2:50 PM
: 2:50 PM
Wow! If these kids were connected then their father would take them outside and pistol whip them for being such manginas. Also, they don't look Italian; however, they don't look human either. Btw - there are men's clothes hanging on the ghetto closset in the background. So, homeboy has a pink room or closet. They are effeminate, yet retain their tackiness. How cute.
# posted by : 3:04 PM
: 3:04 PM
I think this chick has been featured on this site before too. I could be wrong though. Maybe I have a film of her somewhere.
Bill Bellidouchecheck
Bill Bellidouchecheck
# posted by : 3:23 PM
: 3:23 PM
"...they don't look Italian; however, they don't look human either."
Priceless. Fucking priceless.
Priceless. Fucking priceless.
# posted by : 3:27 PM
: 3:27 PM
"Your G/F and moms is havin awakening when I fuck her bro".....
are you paying a little Taiwanese guy with broken Engrish to write this shit for you? Because it reads like the assembly instructions to my kid's toys.
All Your Base Are Belong To Us.
are you paying a little Taiwanese guy with broken Engrish to write this shit for you? Because it reads like the assembly instructions to my kid's toys.
All Your Base Are Belong To Us.
WTF?
Since when was it cool to look like a "circus peanut" with "Mrs. Potato Head" lips?
Rocky_Choad
Since when was it cool to look like a "circus peanut" with "Mrs. Potato Head" lips?
Rocky_Choad
# posted by : 3:40 PM
: 3:40 PM
wow. showing up late to a classic thread.
has anyone juggled the possibility that anon is just a visitor of the site...messing with you guys???
has anyone juggled the possibility that anon is just a visitor of the site...messing with you guys???
@bcs
I can't speak for everyone, but the thought occurred to me, and I suspect it did for most others. Real or not, it was just too damn amusing. I'm still giggling. If it was an anon trying to be funny, then I salute him/her. If it was an anon being an asshole, then that's almost as good as getting Joey P himself.
I can't speak for everyone, but the thought occurred to me, and I suspect it did for most others. Real or not, it was just too damn amusing. I'm still giggling. If it was an anon trying to be funny, then I salute him/her. If it was an anon being an asshole, then that's almost as good as getting Joey P himself.
# posted by : 7:29 PM
: 7:29 PM
@anon 2:34 - ...when I fuck her bro.
Exactly...you're even telling us that you're gay...
Exactly...you're even telling us that you're gay...
# posted by : 10:19 PM
: 10:19 PM
wakee wakee time all you pud pullers,time to get up and get your hands out of your pants,and i know that is the only action that sorry ass dick got last night,yeehaa.oh by the way clementine had your g/f slurpin the doodi p last night it was beautiful,and dont you be goin down on her for a few days as you may be tastin my remnants
# posted by : 2:40 AM
: 2:40 AM
@ anon 2:40 ...and dont you be goin down on her for a few days as you may be tastin my remnants
I'm assuming you mean vinegar and water.
I'm assuming you mean vinegar and water.
hello a mesage from the Baron who never learns that you dont assume because oh yea you are already an ass so you do have the right to assume.................
# posted by : 4:00 AM
: 4:00 AM
I know what this is. It is an exercise class. The kissy lip thing is the direct result of a tightening of the gluteus maximus. These four douchebags are doing rectum exercises. Why you ask? Although the true purpose is unknown, it is believed these exercises are most often done by members of the homosexual population who are experiencing an increase in elasticity of the rectum (and by elasticity I mean the butt hole has become stretched out)
The apparent intended result of doing rectum exercises is believed to be an increase in pleasure during anal fornication and/or the prevention of incontinence. (and by incontinence I mean no more leakage of deposits left by one’s gay lover)
With those lips and thier extensive suction experience, I wonder if you could get these four to stick to a window.
I AM THE DOUCHEMAN!
Coo Coo Ca Douche….
The apparent intended result of doing rectum exercises is believed to be an increase in pleasure during anal fornication and/or the prevention of incontinence. (and by incontinence I mean no more leakage of deposits left by one’s gay lover)
With those lips and thier extensive suction experience, I wonder if you could get these four to stick to a window.
I AM THE DOUCHEMAN!
Coo Coo Ca Douche….
# posted by : 5:01 AM
: 5:01 AM
slurpin the doodi p ???
What the Fuck is that ?? I mean seriously, these fucking Italian rejects are coming up with their own vocabulary now? I guess that what you do when you never make it pass the 5th grade and learn the vocab the rest of the world knows!
Learn to spell and the come back and talk smack! And tell you dad Joey Buttafuoco whats up! only in New Jersey would two cock roaches like the two of you would be allowed to exist!
slurpin the doodi p?? get the fuck out of here you date rapping cock muncher!!
What the Fuck is that ?? I mean seriously, these fucking Italian rejects are coming up with their own vocabulary now? I guess that what you do when you never make it pass the 5th grade and learn the vocab the rest of the world knows!
Learn to spell and the come back and talk smack! And tell you dad Joey Buttafuoco whats up! only in New Jersey would two cock roaches like the two of you would be allowed to exist!
slurpin the doodi p?? get the fuck out of here you date rapping cock muncher!!
# posted by : 6:08 AM
: 6:08 AM
Coo Coo Ca Douche -
Thank you for bringing to light the serious and curable tragedy of flaccid anus. These boys could be cured if only someone would take the time and money to slowly shove a chrome plugged in toaster oven up their asses.
"hello a mesage from the Baron who never learns that you dont assume because oh yea you are already an ass so you do have the right to assume"...
I read this 4 times - -WTF? So then I stepped into the executive washroom and cleared three bong rips, took 5 Lorcet and chugged a bottle of Robotussin to cut my IQ in half; I reread it 8 more times and it still don't make no sense. Damn, boy, is you been slurpin the doodi p or sumtin?
Thank you for bringing to light the serious and curable tragedy of flaccid anus. These boys could be cured if only someone would take the time and money to slowly shove a chrome plugged in toaster oven up their asses.
"hello a mesage from the Baron who never learns that you dont assume because oh yea you are already an ass so you do have the right to assume"...
I read this 4 times - -WTF? So then I stepped into the executive washroom and cleared three bong rips, took 5 Lorcet and chugged a bottle of Robotussin to cut my IQ in half; I reread it 8 more times and it still don't make no sense. Damn, boy, is you been slurpin the doodi p or sumtin?
hey Baron von goolo just read your myspace wow talk about us be douchebags look at your shit you sick fucked up assblaster from oregon what the fuck even your friends are fucked oh my god
# posted by : 6:53 AM
: 6:53 AM
"what the fuck even your friends are fucked "....
Son, look at the picture of you and your friends. Seriously. Look at the picture.
And nice 13" TV, by the way. Livin' the dream, indeed.
Son, look at the picture of you and your friends. Seriously. Look at the picture.
And nice 13" TV, by the way. Livin' the dream, indeed.
oh darksock please take the Rooster maple syrup dispenser out of your ass you inbred fuck from Biloxi
# posted by : 7:18 AM
: 7:18 AM
Darksock you spineless twinky pusher...Didnt mean to offend you syrup dispenser...Sounds like you'r pretty attached to it you fucking fruit cake you! I'll leave you Rooster out of this if you make sure to keep you mother out of my house you cunt rag!
# posted by : 8:06 AM
: 8:06 AM
So you go to my blog and the only thing of interest to you is a Rooster maple syrup dispenser? Why am I not surprised that you would be so quick to latch onto a big sticky cock?
heh heh you dumb ass
heh heh you dumb ass
no ,we really want to know what a 41 year old male is doing on this forum ,pretty board down there in Mississippi hey try lookin up one of your cousins or something.mmmmmmmmmmmmm a 41 year old looking at pictures of young boys sounds pretty gay to me.
# posted by : 8:43 AM
: 8:43 AM
I dont think this classifies as Douchebaggery although the kids in this photo are clearly douches, The girl in this pic isnt hot and obviously has mental problems allowing this many kids to grope her. Its clearly violating the handicapped and if not then I would pay money to see her explain this picture to her kids or parents. "Mommy. Why are you such a slut?" or "Katie, I thought I told you that was only acceptable with me" "BUT DAAAAAD "
# posted by : 9:39 AM
: 9:39 AM
You know, the fact that I didn't make a tie-in "wood working" joke in my original post is kind of embarrassing. Clearly our visitors are lowering my IQ just by their presence.
# posted by : 10:08 AM
: 10:08 AM
I get it now......... JP and the gang was soooo April/May/Juneish/ so they are trying to leave that lasting impression for the 2 months left in the year. I still am voting for Peaches.
# posted by : 11:38 AM
: 11:38 AM
@ anon 4:00am
hello a mesage from the Baron who never learns that you dont assume because oh yea you are already an ass so you do have the right to assume.................
@ anon 6:45am
hey Baron nice picture of you with a bib on you fat fuck ya
@ anon 6:53am
hey Baron von goolo just read your myspace wow talk about us be douchebags look at your shit you sick fucked up assblaster from oregon what the fuck even your friends are fucked oh my god
So much attention for one little line! Sir, you flatter me.
And what attention it is! Ne'er before have I been so besieged by such a relentless volley of stinging wit and verbal carpet bombing. You really should consider a career in public speaking, assuming that your rigorous schedule of slurpin the doodi p would afford you that luxury.
hello a mesage from the Baron who never learns that you dont assume because oh yea you are already an ass so you do have the right to assume.................
@ anon 6:45am
hey Baron nice picture of you with a bib on you fat fuck ya
@ anon 6:53am
hey Baron von goolo just read your myspace wow talk about us be douchebags look at your shit you sick fucked up assblaster from oregon what the fuck even your friends are fucked oh my god
So much attention for one little line! Sir, you flatter me.
And what attention it is! Ne'er before have I been so besieged by such a relentless volley of stinging wit and verbal carpet bombing. You really should consider a career in public speaking, assuming that your rigorous schedule of slurpin the doodi p would afford you that luxury.
You know, I read the flailing attempt at a comeback, anything worthy of my spending time typing a zinger back at you...and then I look to the right of this text box and I see you and your ass clowns and I just cannot stop laughing.
That is what this 41 year old male is doing. Laughing at your dumb asses! And I wish you could hear all of us laughing. It would sound like a Dane Cook concert.
I mean, really....LOOK AT YOUR PICTURE. Stop typing and look at yourself in that photo. Why would you willingly paint yourself orange and make your lips look like a chimp's twat?
If you had any dignity you'd have quietly asked DB1 to remove your picture long ago. But then again, if you had any dignity you wouldn't be in this picture.
I'm still laughing. Matching sweaters? g-a-y That meth whore must feel really safe around you boys.
That is what this 41 year old male is doing. Laughing at your dumb asses! And I wish you could hear all of us laughing. It would sound like a Dane Cook concert.
I mean, really....LOOK AT YOUR PICTURE. Stop typing and look at yourself in that photo. Why would you willingly paint yourself orange and make your lips look like a chimp's twat?
If you had any dignity you'd have quietly asked DB1 to remove your picture long ago. But then again, if you had any dignity you wouldn't be in this picture.
I'm still laughing. Matching sweaters? g-a-y That meth whore must feel really safe around you boys.
anon 8:43 AM -
wait, wait, wait...something just hit me...you wrote "no ,we really want to know what a 41 year old male is doing on this forum...blah blah etc"
We? You're trying to post a scathing comeback, and you actually have your two ass buddies leaning over your shoulder (breathing ever-so-softly in your ear), and between the three of you THAT was your best shot?
You boyes are dumber than a bag of smashed assholes. At the very least, go back into the HCwDB archives and plagiarize some old zingers. You're givin' me nothing to work with here.
wait, wait, wait...something just hit me...you wrote "no ,we really want to know what a 41 year old male is doing on this forum...blah blah etc"
We? You're trying to post a scathing comeback, and you actually have your two ass buddies leaning over your shoulder (breathing ever-so-softly in your ear), and between the three of you THAT was your best shot?
You boyes are dumber than a bag of smashed assholes. At the very least, go back into the HCwDB archives and plagiarize some old zingers. You're givin' me nothing to work with here.
Seriously Anons defending this pic, how could you. This pic seems normal to you. Thats how Jersey boys get down on the weekend? Matching shirts in a pink room. Is this what it takes to pull halfway decent skanks? No thanks. That look you 4 are sporting is the one right before the money shot. And you would know. 3 pipefarters and a skank. I guess the sweaters were being given away at the Jersey Pride parade.
# posted by : 1:58 PM
: 1:58 PM
wait, are these guys from jersey or long island? and before anyone says it, yes, there is a difference.
# posted by : 5:54 AM
: 5:54 AM
on what planet are these guys cool? A bag of this caliber would get his ass beat in Texas for an assortment of bag-horrific atrocities.
# posted by : 5:36 PM
: 5:36 PM
There's so much hair gel in each of their heads I could spin a dradel for hours in their jew fros.
# posted by : 8:58 PM
: 8:58 PM
did anyone care to notice the shirt on the hangar in the back also has a popped collar?? come on now!
Are they both wearing the same shirt? Not matching shirts, but the same shirt with 4 sleeves... The Armani starts on JP and the Exchange ends on his boy. Talk about true tag teaming.
# posted by : 8:49 AM
: 8:49 AM
I wonder if these three guidos did the "air tight" trick with this chick. She looks like she'd like 3 cocks in her at once.
# posted by : 7:09 AM
: 7:09 AM
these guys need to look more like they r enjoying grabbing tit. what this picture says is "hey, we are not gay, watch us grab tit."
# posted by : 6:09 PM
: 6:09 PM
Nobody seems to have noticed the sneeky product placement of the Axe dry deodorant on top of the T.V. set.
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