Is it okay to be glad to see J.B.?

-Haagen Douche
 

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These are some disgusting looking whores... no doubt rife with STD's. What can you expect when they put their pussies on toilet seats. FUGLY. It's fun how Johnny Blaze and his faggot friends think these diseased, worthless immigrant whores are "hott"
 

Here's the thing: JB (BJ?) here is from Conneticut, yo. joeyp is from the Island- just outside Queens, NY. I think that there's something in the water in Long Island Sound. Something greasy.
 

hey - no reason to insult their nationalities
 

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Not an insult upon any particular nationality, per se. The question is... do these people look like anyone else you've ever seen in the world? No.

Orange fruitcakes.
 

There's plenty to make fun of without falling into racist cracks. Please keep it confined to the douchebaggery.

-- management
 

first of all, don't bad on the girls. You know you would do them.

Secondly, where is this? Look at the room. I want to say strip club, but I have no friggin idea. And again, since when do strippers let you take pictures?

Please somebody give me some context!!!
 

Why does this room have a 5 foot ceiling? I am confused also. I guess it's the magical place where "hott" girls like this can go to put their pussies on toilet seats.

My guess?

ACAPULO.
 

JB whips out the affliction shirt!

This day will live in infamy.
 

I'm scopin' out the affliction tees on eBay. Yep. Nothing says choad like a 50 dollar tee-shirt.
 

These guys choose to look like this...I always have to remind myself of that.

Are there any sociologists out there who can help explain this? Are they going for the primal negro thing by tanning, or is it easier than anus bleaching? Do lower cultures equate orange with virility, or does it just provide contrast when they spunk ropes across other dudes' backs? Is the spikey hair employed to frighten off potential suitors, or to tickle his tummy while giving head?

Joooo-hnnny, you got som 'splainin' to doooooo.
 

Thanks for the reminder DB1.

Don't hate the Peoples. Hate the Douche.
 

Don't they know if they pay for chicks it means they have no game?

I think I hear a bubble bursting from the east....
 

I see a round ass, a tight ass and a dumb ass.

I can't get over his head; it looks like he just opened a letter from the Unibomber.
 

JB's ready to drop the "I GOTCHUUU ADDiCTED TO WUT MY DiCK DiD. YA DIGGGGGGG" line on these oddly dressed women in the oddly green room. Meanwhile, JP is arguing about 5 posts below.

Yup, it's gonna be a good night.
 

Roger that DB1

It looks like this Greasy Guido Douche found those two horrid bleeths under a bridge.

P.S

Fuck Fish Slap.

-- Guido Puncher
 

I would pay top dollar to see a pay-per-view Celebrity Douchematch to the death between Johnny Blaze and Joey Porsche. Except we'd need to put contrasting shorts on them to tell them apart, otherwise it would look like two turds pooped after a betacaritine bender circling and bumping each other in a toilet flush spiral.
 

Viva Acapulo.
 

I don't get you guys, what's wrong with him? We should all be so lucky.

Just wondering.

??? Don't get your webpage ???
 

DB1, kudos on crackin' down on crackerism.

You need to find out if AfflictionGayTees.com offers an affiliate ad program your website can join.
 

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How much do you think he spends a month on mascara pencils to draw in that 'beard'?


And is that lip gloss?
 

Beta Carotine too funny! I have been drinking great amounts of carrot juice and I haven't become orange yet .... it has to be the overuse of those spray tans in the privacy of thier own homes.

Look! They are now producing handbags out of Gator!

http://www.ebags.com/cleo_patek/zig_zag_small_boat/product_detail/index.cfm?modelid=50238&sourceID=BECOME01

I want matching boots!!!!
 

Nothing wrong with these chicas except their choice of captor.

They can't help it if they have been chained to the wall Behind the Green Door. Let's hope Officer Parkman gets there in time.

And isn't this whole JP thing a little last June already?

Pants (and moving on) are Just a Suggestion
 

Zap their KKKracker asses, DB1.

If you want to share your racist comments, there are far right screwball corners of the internet made just for you such as kkk.com, skinhead.org, or foxnews.com.
 

minus the uneeded racial slurs, this has been a GLORIOUS day on HCwDBs. glorious.

and i'm aware that there's a good chance joey and mike are actually impostors, but still, what a wonderful spectacle they created.
 

Wow, when did Rush Limbaugh and Don Zook arrive at HCwDB? Supposed to be funny not lame.

-Haagen Douche
 

Damn........ Who woulda thunk a JP pic would get us through the day... I let you seasoned vets handle the anons today. I just looked in and mostly just stared at Poca all day. Pfah you are slipping..... not one redesigned JP pic?
 

What's wrong with races? Cars going fast in circles is fun y'all. These two hotties from the master race got me going round in circles.
Just look out for the massive oil slick little bleeths. Oops, too late. Oh, and boobies.
Heinrich Himmlerdouche
 

ok b.a.g., you got me. i actually started to do one, but got slammed at work. i'll se what i can do tonight or tomorrow morning. you have my word.
 

As I asked in an earlier post, Johnny B and Joey P aren't the same douche?
 

... almost as epic as Friday's Haiku.

JB >>> JP. He clearly would rather put it in a FEMALE's ass. Good for him; he's not procreating and he's not gay!

Ms. On-the-Left finds me at the end of an arduous day of work/school, longing for a fierce non-verbal exchange.
 

What's with all the anime inspired spikey by explosion hairdos? Everytime I see someone in public with hair like that I can't help but laugh at how ridiculous it looks...plus it reminds me of all the famous bags on this website that share the same do: Johnny Blaze, Joey Porsche, and the entire Oompa Prompa crew.

This hairstyle has become to the douche what the mullet is to the redneck.
 

WHOA! Don't you dare associate racism with being Right-wing or Republican as if the two go hand-in-hand. This isn't the first time I've seen these types of associations on this site from the obviously hippie-liberal crowd of regulars, and I'm a little sick of it.
 

@ matt arcane. nope. sadly for the normal world, they are two different people.
 

fuckin hippies
 

@ real men 5:06pm

Labeling yourself a "Republican" doesn't mean your being a racist -- it just means you're an archaic asshole.

Let "conservatives" like Joey Buttafucko be the judge.

Folks in 'ol Jersey are all about your favorite cliches and outdated labels.
 

o for fooks sake, let's rock a religion argument next.

Hate the 'bags, mah bruthas.
 

I can't imagine the party these girls would be, ok I have been imagining it. I've never seen a real person with this kind of hair
 

Oh goody, a troll. With an apparently limited grasp on US history for the past 100 years or so.

As for JB: If this is the best Connecticut has to offer, I'd be gay like him too. Say hi to Jim at the free clinic for me.
 

@ Matt Arcane 4:44 -

Johnny Blaze is the new Joey Porsche
 

Not all Republicans are racists, but all racists are Republicans.
 

He looks like a disoriented sharecropper with that hairdo.

the douchess of kunt
 

Funny how one racist crack got everyone's undies in a twist, yet the recurrent homophobia exhibited in about 80% of the comments never raises an eyebrow.
Hey, all you real men out there: shouting at a douchebag that he's so GAY in order to insult him is pretty much as bigoted than calling a hottie an 'immigrant whore'. And it's also a sign of a very poor imagination for insults.
 

@johnnyboy

Speaking of gay, I happened to watch Brokeback Mountain on HBO last night. Gyllenhall handled more cock than Tyson's line employee.

the douchess of kunt
 

J.B. and a lame night a PACHA ... wait Princess LiLi is best friends with the Latina girl
 

JB and Joey Porsche are like Screwface in Marked for Death.

"Screwface has two heads and four eyes."

And yes, I just referenced a Segal movie.

-Honus Bagner
 

Good for you Real Men.... I would bet my 401(k) that 98% of the douche bags that make this site would identify themselves as democrat or liberal. That kind of speaks for itself.

And good for you too Johnny Boy. What you said is painfully obvious but the bleeding hearts prefer to conveniently overlook that.
 

Fuck you Johnny Blaze.

-hanksanass-
 

liberal, republican, hippie, neo-con... none of this is important, despite what we've been inundated with through popular culture.
what really matters as that the johnny-and-joeys represented on this website are the children of the new idle rich and should, in themselves, be enough to incite class war. from the poor ass godbangers, the frightened lower-mids and the treehuggers alike.

...or just wait until these fuckbags take over daddy's business.

"the prime quality in a young man today, for as long as we're afraid and religion is not re-established, is not to be given to enthusiasm and not to have any brains"-- stendhal



---choaderhouse of parma.
 

Spinaker chick- I bet that 98% of douchebags on this site cannot spell Democrat or Republican.
 

OKAY, you HORRID PHILISTINES, I'm reading more hating against my boys on THIS thread, also, so I MUST repost my comments from the earlier UTTER MALIGNMENT of SWEET JOEY PORSCHE below!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, PUH-LEEZE!!!

Ceast and desist from your OUTRAGEOUS catcalls at these FABULOUS, virile young men!!!

I have to say, PEOPLE, that as a PROFESSIONAL, I have NEVER seen such UNWARRANTED MALARKY directed at such RAW TALENT, such DEVIL-MAY-CARE VERVE, such UNABASHED, TANGERINE-SHADED GORGEOUSNESS!!! And I'll tell ya, honey, in my line of work, that's SOMETHING!!!

You are probably QUITE familiar with my ART!!! I am a veteran cinematographer with a VERY LARGE body of work to my credit!!! I am a THREE-TIME winner of the ASSY AWARD, an honor bestowed upon only the CREAM of film makers in the so-called "ALTERNATIVE" arena of the INTERNATIONAL Adult Entertainment industry!!!

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES, THREE TIMES!!! COUNT 'EM!!!

While I am behind in the scenes, both CREATIVELY and FINANCIALLY, I am perhaps best known for being on top with my directorial OEVURE OF LEGEND, the well-known (and often shoddily-imitated) trilogy:

THE PUDFATHER I: A Little Bronx Tail

THE PUDFATHER II: The Pizza Boy Always Comes Twice

and my PIECE D' RESISTANCE

THE PUDFATHER III: Gotti MAN-acotti!!!

All of which have made my LAVISH and AMAZING lifestyle, rife with the only the FINEST clubs, a FUCKING FLEET of cars (many of them EXTRAVAGANT IMPORTS such as Hyundais and recent model year Audis), GALLONS of GOOSE and ACRES of stylish A/X apparel -- not to mention coke whores -- possible!!!

I also have the most INCREDIBLE tan imaginable. (It's very lifelike, I tell you!!!)

All you HATERS of the JOEY PORSCHE set should be ASHAMED of yourselves!!! ASHAMED!!! These hunky hotties are the FUTURE OF AMERICA!!! (Or at least they are in my line of work!!!) They are on the cutting edge of the "ORANGE PORN" fetish trend, an EDGY SMORGASBORD of stick-limbed, bug-eyed, kissy-faced, guy-on-guy, wanton LUST!!!

Just look at those poofy, pursed lips and tell me that you don't see MILLIONS OF SATISFIED CUSTOMERS WORLDWIDE!!!

And know that you can say that you heard it here FIRST, darlings!!! My people are working with their people to get my next project off the ground in time for the RIMSHOT FILM FESTIVAL in Vegas next April!!! It'll be HUGE!!! It'll be JAW-DROPPING!!! It'll be PORSCHE-TASTIC!!! While the final RELEASE date has not yet been set, the working title is "THE PUDFATHER IV: GIMME MORE, GUIDO!"

So stop the name-calling, you MEANIES!!!

AND LEAVE JOEY PORSCHE -- and his SOULMATE JOHNNY BLAZE --ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
 

i doubt most these bags pick a party. They're those fuckbags who, if they bother to vote, vote for the guy with the best haircut.
 

this guy looks like he's about five feet tall! ahahahahahah!
hold me closer, tiny douchebag!
 

He is actually colombian.
 

He is actually colombian.