O-M-G guy on left is going to have skin cancer at age 17 if not already. He looks worse than the leatherface grandmother in something about Mary!
 

God, please tell me someone knows who these guys are, and where this picture is from. This has to be a joke. I mean, c'mon Douche or not, you don't think these guys look in the mirror and say "Holy Shit, I'm ORANGE???"
 

These two douches look like little heat mizers from that Christmas Cartoon
 

These guys have to sincerely believe they are oompas. This didn't come to be by mere chance. They have green hair!!!
 

There's no way this is real. This has to be photoshop, right? RIGHT?????
 

Oh, come on. That HAS to be 'shopped.

Until I see them in person, I deny the legitemacy of this photo.
 

nice! the return of the orange guidos! the gu on the right looks like he's about to pass out.
 

The only thing I can think of is that orange is their school color and they are REALLY into the school spirit thing.

Otherwise this is really a spooky picture.
 

Its definitely the same guys and chicks from the Hall of Scrote Oompa.
 

mazz,
check out the link db1 put up, this is not the first time these fellas have struck.

What is with that f'n haircut is it a prerequisite of being both of Italian descent and living on the east coast?
Makes me want to carry a flobee around my city!
At least I would not have to keep it oiled.
 

Why are those 2 princesses sitting on top of two shit stains? That must stink.
 

Holy shit, how do those guys not realize how horrible they look. Arent those girls embarrased?
 

Oh. My. God.

This made my entire day, DB1. Seriously. I needed to laugh uncontrollably at some douchebag's expense and this just cinches it. I can't even muster the strength to make fun of these two ... What's the point? I mean look at them. There's nothing I could possibly say that could make them look any more ... I mean look at them! Look. At. Them.

Oh wow. Someone needs to call the CIA and let them know that the aliens have landed down by the Jersey Shore and are taking high school girls to prom. It's the only explanation I can accept. They can't possibly be human.
 

2007 School for the Blind Prom.
 

LOL, how long have you been holding this one back, DB1? jesus. the one on the right looks like satan.
 

Simply the two most terrifying individuals to ever grace this site.

If I looked like that, I'd want someone to kill me.
 

and for the record the one that looks more tangerine on the right has the hotter chick, what goes on in this world, or should I say New Jersey LOL
 

I'm going with "Lost a bet."

Between Batou, Pfah, and myself, chances are good that at least one of us is right. Maybe all of us.
 

on the left i meant to say.. tangerine guy on LEFT
 

Even their EYES are orange; the toilet bowl probably looks like a mutant carrot shit in it after they've pissed.

The one on the right looks like someone forgot to take Martin Sheen out of the oven.

Somewhere out there a pedophile with a beta carotine fetish is speed-flogging his pork sword feverishly to these orange freaks.

And Al Jolson is cackling like a banny hen in his coffin.
 

New Peanuts Halloween special: It's The Sons of The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
 

This can't be real, can it?? Seriously, please tell me this isn't real. If it is then I officially woke up this morning in an episode of the Twilight Zone.
 

The douche on the right looks like a guy shot dead by Jesse James from the "Gunfighters" book from the Old West Time/Life books I poured over as a kid.

The left douche keeps crows away from corn.
 

someone needs to email Joey Porsche and Co. to shank these douchebags immediately. where is that little fucker when you need him.

-Crow
 

You know, like on of these guys.

http://www.gunslinger.com/D1.jpg
 

boatbutter-

nothing keeps me away from corn

-Crow
 

sdhgukhsdgzuzgafgraewrnadfad

that's all i can come up with.
 

@ Dark and Ed

Those two post together frickin killed me.....Shit, Sons of the great Pumpkin...my sike hurts.
 

After seeing these two guidos, I think it's clear that a benevolent god cannot possibly exist.

How could any human look like that? This is way past orange. We've all seen fake-looking orange tans. This is many times that. I mean, look at him. Skin the color of orangutan fur and silver hair. How could these poor girls actually agree to go to the prom with these...things? Someone please tell me it's photoshopped. At least a little. Maybe the orange skin tone was cranked up a few dozen notches.


The "someone forgot to take Martin Sheen out of the oven" line made me laugh my ass off, but I think it applies more to the guido on the left.
 

These 2 choads look like skidmarks in Snuffaluffagus' tighty-whiteys.
 

pfah: The blind and people hard of smelling.


I hate these bastards.
 

What a couple of dumb asses. I am sure they applied it at the same time.

"check me out Tony, my orange is darker than yours"

Yes and you look like a gourd wrapped Huggy Bear.
 

The chick on the right has the bigger tatas.

The one on the left looks like a typical Joisey Girl Princess.
 

That guy kind of does look like satan. IF Satan was from Staten Island.

This is what HCWDB is about folks. BTW i'll bet satans lil' helper on the left had sex with aquamarine guidette that night. Sickening.

Lotd
 

The guy on the left looks like Billie Joe from GreenDay
 

Is the guy on the right really wearing a vest with nothing under it? Holy crap!!! This is DB of the week material.
 

Dita,
At 1st I thought the same but alas his shirt is the same color a his skin.
 

@dita

that is actually a chocolate shade of orange almost identically matching his skin color- look closer.
 

Mother fuckers are ORANGE!!!!!!
 

Just in time for Halloween:

Oompa Prompa and the Corpse 'Bag.
 

Oh lord...I just about wet myself looking at this one.

Guy on the left seems to have some earrings made out of Kryptonite or something (check that wicked green glow). Oh, and white/pink tend to go well together...but add in orange and it's just sickening.

Guy on the right looks like he was drugged up and is slowly succumbing to whatever inhaled poison is in the perfume worn by the girl in his lap.

I'm seriously gonna be giggling at work tonight and I'm not gonna be able to articulate why to my coworkers...thanks a bunch, DB1.
 

I find it hard to believe that these guys do not notice the stares and outright laughter of everybody they encounter. These two kids must have sadistic parents. There is no way I'd let my son, at any age, walk out the door glowing orange like this and not say SOMETHING to him. I'm surprised the girls weren't afraid of the orange staining their prom dresses. I don't know where these kids go to school but in my hometown, the pre-schoolers would be kicking the shit out of them much less the older kids.
 

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@guido puncher.....good point dude. they probably smell like AXE, hair gel, and warm tuna.
 

it is really amazing how these guys could look in the mirror and say, "Hey, I look great with my orange hue". And really, how do these girls get picked up from their houses on the way to the prom, and not insist on staying home.

Seriously...
 

@anon 11:57-
I have to disagree. I think this is proof that God just has a wickedly good sense of humor.

Also, for fun, try this: place your thumb over left guido's face. I'm calling Travolta from Saturday Night Fever. Although it may have more of a Pacino Scarface thing going on.
 

Oh c'mon folks, go easy on these two poor chaps.

They think it's their best shot at atttending Syracuse.

Last I heard the current freshmen crop over there is littered with kids streaming in from Long Island's fine public school system, where passing a driving exam qualifies for any upstate school whose mascot has the word 'orange' in it.

We're talking about the same public school system where the driving simulation machines are modeled based on Porsches, where Z-Cavarici sponsors the school gym uniforms, and where the local barber shops offer "the Wolverine special."
 

Yeah, i'd say this qualifies for creepy. They're taking this shit to the next level, no, the next plane of douchexistance.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that this is a prom for either autistic teenagers...or a prom for a juvenile corrective facility. But in a nutshell, this is the most warped shit i've ever witnessed, these assholes aren't pulling any punches, and neither are the 'bag hunters.
 

They.
have.
a.
serious.
look.
on.
their.
faces.

Im going to the bathroom to hang myself.

That is all.
 

Seriously, I dont hang with a lot of orange colored people. Is this the way the camera makes them look? or is they seriously want to be this color.? I mean even if they weren't, the hair still make them douchebags. Those 2 just look scary. So do the 2 douchebags in the chairs.
 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303159,00.html

The tag line actually reads:
"Even New Jerseyans can't stand living in New Jersey, according to a new poll that said nearly half of adults residing in the Garden State want to pull up stakes."

This is why.
 

I think that these ladies should also be listed as bags to be going to the douche-prom with guys who look like that.
 

they are visual laxative
 

I suppose we should at least give them credit for sticking with their dates. Close inspection of their hall of scrote photo shows that these are the same dates they're lined up with. So, they're hanging with their ladies instead of douche dancing with each other.

So, um...yeah. That totally makes up for looking like a burnt batch of Polly-O squeeze cheese. Totally.
 

@ douche vader

A sense of humor to be sure, but a cruel one.

If I was a father and either of those things showed up at my front door to pick up my daughter to go to the prom, I would go absolutely apeshit.
 

They must shit circus peanuts.
 

They get NO credit! Are you insane!

They are ORANGE damn it...ORANGE!
 

Is this what happens when jaundice meets the Greico virus?

I suddenly have the urge to throw a creamsicle in the toilet just to watch it melt. Apart from painting oneself with orange paint how in the hell do you get your skin to appear that way?

Once again I call fake. DB's got MAD photoshop skillz. Quit messing with us man, 20% of us aren't even drunk yet.
 

HEY DB1!
You got a Link from TMZ.com to this site.

It's in the "that not so fresh feeling"



http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/18/carmine-gotti-say-cheese/

Lotd
 

I really have nothing to say. I never thought we would get another Ooompa Prompa pick and now this!

Thanks DB1... a little warning next time, My retinas are still recovering!
 

Those hotties need to be more careful. Prolonged exposure to ultra-orange radiation is terribly harmful, and has been shown to cause malignant bleethinoma, a terrible scourge on our society that has no known cure.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

Ok, Ok, Ok, Holy Shit, I'm gonna puke from laughing..... Ok...
If pink flamingo's are pink because they eat some kind of pink fish, then exactly what are these guys eating that they should look like some post new-ku-ler holocaust radiation victims? Maybe traffic cones?

Maybe they're the "New Toxic Avengers"? Troma Films has their newest stars!!! New Jersey's finest!!!
 

I said it before and I'll say it again. These goons look like the Thundercats on crack. I half expect to see Mumra in the background somewhere smoking a blunt the size of Kenny G's saxophone. This pic made me just howl with laughter at work. Awesomeas always DB1.
 

"shit circus peanuts"? Boatbutter, I have no fucken idea what that means but I can't stop laughing...

Dildo Baggins:
"I suddenly have the urge to throw a creamsicle in the toilet just to watch it melt."

You guys are killing me
 

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if it rains they might melt into a puddle of orange goo
 

@Don Parmesan-
Well thanks a bunch buddy. Thundercats was my favorite cartoon when I was a young (Kids! Look for the movie in theaters in 2009!). Now I can't help but think the Twins were from Jersey and Cheetara is a bleeth.
Snarf.
 

Michael Jackson may sleep in an oxygen chamber with little boys and Jesus Juice but these two shitfingers sleep in tanning beds with hair gel and bottles of Grey Goose!

Bag On, Homos!

Bag on the right looks like someone's asshole threw up after an all you can eat buffet at Taco Bell!

Tommy LeeBag
 

My bad vader. From what I hear the opening scene from the movie will be kind of like the opening scene from "saving private ryan," where the thundercats planet is having a crazy all out war. Snarf gets whacked in the first 2 minutes cause the producers didn't want a "jar-jar binks" character making the rest of the movie suck ass.
Snarf
 

This is one of the most fascinatingly bleak pictures of a culture collapsing in on itself I have seen since.......yesterday.
 

Vader, no way was Cheetara Bleethed, no way. I catagorically refuse to accept that. What are you tryin' to do, destroy one of my childhood animated archetypes of the Hott?
Snarf?
 

If you squint just a little, choad on the left looks just like a Nacho Cheese Dorito dipped in party dip, and when I say party dip I mean ....
 

If they showed up at my doorstep wanting to take my daughter to the prom I would drag them to Walmart, staple their nipples to the coin-operated riding horse and empty my life savings into it one quarter at a time.
 

Which would take about 5 minutes....*sigh*
 

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! oh lordy!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
 

Well, I'm betting by the end of the night the girl's inner thighs look like they were wearing Cheetos-lined bloomers....
 

This is a cast party for the forthcoming movie: "The Fantastic Four: The Thing Has Bastard Children With a Prostitute."
 

And we havent even mentioned the clothes, the hair, the bling, the ear rings, or the "look".

Orange-a-tan, when too much, is tooooo much
 

What, I don't get it...what's wrong with this pic? I vote 'not a bag.'

I'm heading to Orange Julius, for a smoothy.
 

You know the skin tone is high quality douchemanship when there are almost no comments about the ludicrous threads the Carrot Brothers are sporting. (Apologies to Rocky Choad, who appears to have just made the same observation.) They appear to having matching three-piece white satin suits, minus the coats. Which helps accentuate the pastel shirts and wafer thin arms.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we came to the prom like this?

(Someone had to do it.)
 

This is so photoshopped!

You can see the blurry outline along the face, the original skin colour on the guy on the left and their hands are normal.

Being a photomanipulator helps you notice these things but how the fuck could any girls even look at those things without throwing up orange skin or not!
 

Mars. Needs. Women.
 

@ kholdstare90:

Sorry, dude; I know it's comforting to tell yourself they're 'shopped, but if you go back to the original "Prompas" link DB1 posted then you'll read several apologists that know these two. They don't say "they're NOT orange"; they say that we need to stop making fun of them.

And I can't remember exactly when, but DB1 had an even more orange-tinted pair of adolescents on here.
 

Holy dog testicles when did Chester Cheetah fuck the backstreet boys and spawn this epic Twin Pricks: Fire Cheetos Walk with Me. I keep trying to adjust the contrast on my LCD and by adjust contrast I mean use a makeshift staple shank to gore my corneas until visual acuity is limited to the shiny four-ground of sunkist flavored titties.
 

these photos are FAKE. no one paints their face like that here. I dare yo uguys to show your face around here and talk shit like that. i'll pound your fucking face in. and i can bet you that our bitches are fucking ten times hotter than your skanky ass hoes.show your ugly faces!! I'll laught at your. at least I use my REAL fucking name and not hide like a pussy takling shit.
 

This is why you don't "pump" "kin" !!!
 

YES!!! OH SWEET JESUS YES! I Always knew there was another prompa picture out there. Instant Hall of Scrote. Oh my god. It's beautiful...beautiful...like finding the dead sea scrolls...unreal. My god.
 

"Jerry" --

Nice try. Not buying it, even for a moment. Anyone who has seen any photographic evidence of this region knows "orange" is how most of that area rolls. Mmmmm....orange fruit rolls.
 

Kiss my ass Escalante. these two nutbags spread that fake shit tan on their face - you can even see the 54'40" line between Right Nutbags hair and forehead.

Uniondale's finest strike again.

- Ryan Seadouche (actually is my real name)
 

It scares me to death that there is a place on this planet where these two are allowed to roam free without being either locked up or beaten senseless within moments of leaving their homes.

I may be able to save Bluey on the left, but the eyes of the girl on the right say her mind's already melting from the exposure.

@irish assassin

very nice.


-- Father Guido Sardouchey
 

the questions still burns in my mind. Does a douche know hes a douche? someone please answer this question!
 

D:
 

@hamrock-

I sure as hell do. But apparently douchebag self awareness is rare. I had help because my friends gave me a t-shirt and coffee mug that said "Douchebag" on them. It was kinda hard to deny after at point.
 

Happy Shalloween!

Would you like a trick, or a treat?
 

I'd like to skin these 2 fuckers and make an orange hand bags and a matching dress out of both of them!
 

This is proof that the end of the world is nigh. These two scroat choads are obviously the workings of Osama, designed to infiltrate society and douchify everything within their reach. With weapons as powerful as this there can be no hope. Ther can be no winners, becasue with douchiness as powerful as this on the rise we are all losers.
 

the prom party was held off the coast of maine in a small wooden box
 

@douche and tonic:

This is one of the most fascinatingly bleak pictures of a culture collapsing in on itself I have seen since.......yesterday.

My thoughts, exactly. Accompanied by blinding rage.

DB1, how many more of THESE pics will you torment us with?

For the love of God, WHY are you doing this to us?
 

Oh, and Pfah...

I left you a present in the Tony With The Car Dealership thread just now.

Enjoy, my friend.
 

100!

These dudes are fucking ORANGE!!
 

It's been hours. Slowly, I come out of a nearly comatose state induced by seeing this picture. My God, even Ross on Friends knew he screwed up and tried to hide - not parade himself and embarass his date with his visage.

It's like a Goatse - not only is the subject matter unbelievably disgusting, but some. one. actually. photographed. these. people.

Left looks like he's only there because he spent his life savings on the tan job and his suit. Right looks like an extra from Dawn of the Dead, but I don't think brains are what he's wanting to eat.

The HC's. Are they just good actresses or just totally smacked out on happy drugs? They should be Oscar-nominated or hospitalized for OD.

One detail: I'm amazed at the clarity of focus of this picture. If I was the photog, I would be laughing myself so hard, it'd be as clear as a NASCAR race with a stuck shutter.
 

What kind of delinquent parent would allow his daughter to leave the house on the arm of a choad like the one on the right? I mean, come on, he's wearing a satin vest with a fuckin tie and no shirt. A mercy killing is in order here and I don't know where to start but I'll spare the two hotts and flame broil the two state fair corndogs here. By the looks of them, they're already half cooked in duck sauce anyway.
 

he actually does have a shirt on, its just the same colour as his skin haha
 

I'm not normally one to champion violence, but someone should punch them in the face.
 

I showed up late to this one which is said cause prompa is one of my favorite all time pics. the nervousness of the boys in line combined with their orangeness cracks me up every time.

@darksock I just read your beta-carotene fetish line up in the comments, oh goodness. wow. bravo.


i think what happened with these guys is they didnt really know how to use fake tanning cream. like they just kept putting on layers like wtf? after a couple hours the initial layer started working so they stopped cuz they had a nice bronze hue. then it just kept getting oranger...and oranger...and by morning they were the color of blood mixed with urine.

they know they look ridiculous, look in their eyes. the humiliation is clearly there.

but you only get one prom, and they still wanted to go, despite the fact that they look like the explosive, oily, orange diarrhea that comes out my wife's ass after she takes that glorified laxative "weight-loss" pill called Alli.
 

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@il choadrino....yeah man. i got your present first thing this morning. what a beautiful way to start off my weekend. a nude Bea Arthur painting. words cannot describe my gratitude. i owe you some Goose. or, maybe 80 miller high lifes. either way, you are a good man. thank you.
 

@irish assassin and kofi - very punny; clever wordsmithing good sirs - huzzah!

@ "jeremy escalante jr." - a couple of things:

- I don't go around "takling" shit. I heckle it, though.

- Jersey "bitches", just like Simpson County Mississippi girls, ARE pretty hot, until they OPEN THEIR MOUTHS. I can't have sex with a girl that reminds me of Edith Bunker (Awwah-Cheee!). Pfah might though....

- If that is your real name, change it. It's ridiculous. Try something manly, like "D'Amato Mason".

- WTF is this threat to "laught at your"? Try typing with your index finger instead of your dick; you'll have better reach.

That is all.
 

Are these D Bags for real, or is it a joke? No, seriously. WTF
 

I know two boys who/go to proms/
they dye their skins/
and scare your moms/
they don't use tanner/
that ya buy at the store/
They like their faces/to be real orange/
They use tangerines/(x6).

Kudos to the Flaming Lips.
 

This is fake...Holy shit...It can't be real...
 

totally photochopped.
look at the hairlines and the hands.
Granted they might be orange, but not that orange.
 

Now, it might just be the orange making the white of his eyes stand out more, but it really looks to me like the guy on the right was just shown a mirror. His face says, "Holy shit! It didn't look this bad when I left my house." And what about those girls? No self respecting female, hottie or not, would go to the prom with an orange date. She should have laughed and slammed the door in his face. The girls are equally at fault on this one.
 

Although I may never understand the reasoning behind doing this to oneself, what I do know is this: If I eat a lot of pasta with extra marinara or have an entire can of Progresso tomato soup, the next day I make doodies this exact same color.
 

MY GOD!! THOSE CHICKS ATE THE SKIN ON THEIR FACE!!!!!!!!! well done girls!!:)



Hans Von Douchepants
 

As a naturally orange person I have to say that I am highly offended by this blatantly racist display of orangeface by these 2 douchebags. DB you should be ashamed of yourself for posting such a racially controversial picture and subsequently encouraging orange bashing from your readers. My people have been castigated for years, relegated to roam strip malls endlessly searching for the perfect self tanner in shame. Suffering the pointing insults and whispers of passerbys. A little piece of an orange person dies every time a child has to ask their parent, "Mommy what's wrong with that man/womens face?" Haven't my people suffered enough already?
 

Their favorite group is Tangerine Dream
 

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