Deeper & Harder 3 has piqued my interest.
 

BADDA BING!!


-Crow
 

I am calling for a Joey Porsche ban on the website. Obviously, he knows he's being featured and so do the girls in the pictures. What is she wearing, a diaper? It's no longer fun to make fun of him and his friends. I want him out of the Hall of Scrote too. When a DB becomes self-aware, he no longer is a DB.
 

JoeyDouche and his Orange Douchebag friends are enough douche to keep this site up for the next 1000 years.

http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/?start=00

In the previous JoeyDouche picture posted "Joey Porsche and Friends" I hate to admit it but the Orange kissy faced Douchebag is more irritating then Joey himself.

-- Guido Puncher
 

So who does Joey blow to get into clubs since he's underage?
 

From New Jersey? I am Jack's utter lack of surprise...
 

If this cheese dick lives through the week then all of Jersey should be firebombed. Sorry for the colateral damage but sacrifices have to be made. Next thing you know he'll procreate with one of these bleethettes and there goes all the good parking spaces.

Zinfandouche
 

i think the dude to the left in the picture is also aware of what a douchebag this guy is.
 

I meant the Orange Douchebag in the back.
 

I did appreciate the 'ringworm' dig as well, though I suspect that the only way a jersey guido like Joey might have learned about ringworm is through personal life experience.
 

when did they make Harder and Deeper 3?!??! i must go get it. 1 & 2 were absolute masterpieces.

oh, and orange Joey? fuck you.
 

From my area, if Joey and the Porschettes showed up, they would be beaten to within an inch of their orange life and left in a dumpster behind the outlet mall at exit 4 on the Turnpike. What a bunch of turds on a stick.
 

What the hell did those paragraphs say? I don't speak smack and I don't find the opposite sex attractive unless they have mastered the english language and can actually have an intelligent conversation.

I'd love nothing more than to have JP and his juvenile posse hit on me. Oh the fun I'd have!
 

This guy's a tool. I took a shit earlier today and it looked like this kid. He looks like an orange Tootsie Pop with that big-ass dome of hair.

Nice reflecter shit, choad. That's so when he rides his bike home from the club cars can see him.

-Honus Bagner
 

No, seriously, who does he blow to pose with the bottles of Penguin? He's not legally in any of these places.
 

Is there a Cheez-Doodle factory in Great Neck?
 

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Of course, maybe a question with a shorter answer would be, "Who doesn't he blow?"
 

Damn. What are these posts that are being deleted? I want to see!!!!
 

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are. - Soren K

If it walks like a douche and talks like a douche it must be a douche. You sir are a douche bag, OWN IT!
 

Wow. Miss a minute, miss a lifetime today. What fun. Joey here is posing with one of the jealous trannies I referred to earlier.

Oh, and I don't mean offence by the term "tranny." Just using it as a common term. You go, girls (and boys)! You're fabu-- much more manly (all the way around) than the Three Douches.
 

When I see this pic I think of a Bronx Tale at the end when the guy shoots Sonny in the head. I was kinda sad when that happened to him. This kid has that same look. Is he gonna assassinate JP? That would be awesome!!!! Just empty the clip in his face, we'd hate to think he made it.
 

Um, DB1, didn't you mean:

"I do have to give the Porsche Posse member his due for the ringworm, digggggggg?"
 

Man sounds like Joey Porsche's anonymous jersey-bag friend wants to regulate!

We all better hope his mom doesn't lend him her van or there may be a drive-by in our future.

As for getting more p@#$y then a toilet seet being from Jersey you would know all about toilet seats since your state is one giant shitter.

Peace out home-boy.
 

I gotta chime in here and defend Jersey because these uber d-bags are giving the rest of us a bad name. Although we have of fair share of greico-infested "joeys" and "tony fist pumps," luckily Joey Porsche is not one of ours. He's got New York plates on his car, so I'm guessing he's from Staten Island, b/c there's no way you'd get away with kissy lips in any of the other boroughs.
 

You know its bad when people are trying to get you to stop mentioning their state! Nice.

This guy brings it to a whole new level.

"More p@#&y than a toilet seat"!!! It doesnt get much better than that ladies and gentlemen.

Hey Kissy Lips Bag, what color are the shutters on those curtains you guys are "getting"?
 

This guy is pretty and ugly. Or just pretty ugly. Or just UberGriecocalifragilisticexpialiDocheous. The 'bags understudy looks horrified of what he might one day become. Oh, and skank boobies.

Salvador Douchalí
 

On a serious note...

I followed the link to photobucket - see the pic with the long blond haired chick in jeans.
The dude has some skinny arms!!!That's who's threatening us with physical mayhem? Him?, no, That?
130 lbs of that???????????????
 

it got all quiet in the GUIDO'S corner.......what happened,Douche? Oh, that's right, the bell just rang for Pre-Algebra.
 

@anon 9:54... you're so right. i'd be amazed if these guys have never had their asses kicked. i would throw a wrench at their head if i ever saw that stupid kissy face pose in person.
 

JP's mom is hot in this pic.
 

JP's pipe cleaner arms scare no one. His puffed up plumage does not make up for his other, smaller appendages.

Of course, he and his posse did spell out "Acapulo" in bags of ketamine or coke. Drug Graffiti Tip: Always spell first, snort second!
 

I love how even the scrubby-stached scrote in the left corner is clearly thinking, "Sweet Jebus, what kind of douche is this guy?"
 

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Hey, since you guys are so cool maybe you can give us lowlifes some pointers.

First, do you gel spike your pubes?

Second, do they have valet parking at your herpes clinic?

Third, does your mom's black boyfriend know that she has herpes?

Tell Joey Buttafuocco I said hi.

10:52 AM
 

I for one missed JP...welcome 'bag!!!
 

It's shit like this:

http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/?action=view¤t=yessirrrrrr.jpg

that is killing the culture and background of America dead. Why...how come these ugly, goofy ass looking bastards get to nibble these gorgeous women:

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/1111111111111111115.jpg

???? They can't even spell words right, or compose a well structured sentence! It makes me want to smash my head into this here monitor until the electrical shock pops my god damn eye balls.

and my grave will read:
Joey Porche & friends made me do it.
 

I'm kinda ascared now. Is Joey Porsche gonna kill all of us? I'm not afraid to die or anything, I just wanna get killed by a dude wearing lipstick.
 

Kissy Lips, shaved arms, stupid haircut and the spray tan, dont admit to being in that picture. it shouldnt take three DBAGs to get one girl unless the short D envy you suffer from takes three to make one....ever wonder why every guy you hang out with looks exactly the same??? BC losers travel in packs and mimic eachother..
 

Actually, that should have read; "I don't wanna get killed by a dude wearing lipstick" Sorry, it's just that I'm so shaken up right now. Or maybe a Freudian slip?
 

Oh yeah, one more question.

Were mommies and daddies proud or embarrassed that yooz guyz got a 1.35 grade point average a Staten Island Community College?

I just want to know if your entire families are douchebags or if its just yooz guyz.
 

why oh why did I follow that photbucket link? My eyes are burning.

Joey Porsche you can't be real, no one can be this douchetastic all day everyday. Can it really be?

How can these chicks stand so close to these cumdumpsters? they must smell like burnt cheese.

all the kissy lip, man pleaser poses are creepy. I love their sense of style also. They must look up to Paulie Walnuts because of their affinity to velour tracksuits.

oddly enough, he is like the trainwreck in the fact that you can't look away.

now I must excuse myself so I can vomit.

-Gunna
 

He's going to take my life? Why, is his day job at the Enterprise counter really not doing it for him anymore?
 

@ Joey Porsche:

Fuck you, you stinky guido-spike bastard. I would dislocate my jaw and scarf all of your women just to protect them from your Bleething capabilities.

oh and on a lighter note: @ douchebag out! There's no way these sperm stomachs could have gone this far with their douchebagism if their families were not all in the respective field.
JERSEY REPREZENT YA DIGGGGGGGGGG

-HanksAnAss-
 

There would be absolutely nothing wrong with these two if they only existed from the waist down....
 

Oh look it's the official afterparty to the "Deeper & Harder 3" red-carpet premiere in Jersey City.

Didn't realize North Bergen Community College had a film school...
 

username: "JoeyPorsche911"

You just can't make this stuff up.

Gold, pure fucking gold.
 

HOLY SHIT!!!! YA GOTTA SEE THE SKINNY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!
HELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!

http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/?action=view¤t=CIMG0251.jpg
 

How much hair gel does this guido go through a day??? He must stand in a mirror for hours. What a LOSER! TOOL OF THE YEAR!
 

"JoeyPorscheSept11" was his other username.
 

What's wrong with Butterface's ass? Did she sit on a hot radiator? Maybe that's why her ass is bandaged.

Tag is the new Brut 44.
 

Steps to looking like this TOOL

1. Gallon of elmers glue to get that perfect hold on your hair

2. Fake Guido Bling sold in those carts at the mall.

3. Orange paint to bathe in.

4. Ask for Armani Exchange gift certificates for your bday and xmas.

5. Find a salon just far enough away to get your eye brows waxed in that know one will see you in.
 

C. Thomas Howell in Watermelon Man 'bag? Brother From Another Planet 'bag? Methinks maybe SEPIA-TONED BILL O'REILLY''bag!! Too bad it's not the "No Douche Zone."

the douchess of kunt
 

Oh, and if you're from The Oranges do you actually turn orange?

the douchess of kunt
 

A few things to say about this pic of splendor/horror:

Great expression on face of the chode-in-training in the left foreground. Upon careful inspection, his look is one of awe and respect for Joey Joe Douche, hoping and praying that one day he can as well-versed in the ways of Grieco. Notice his barely there 'stache, spiky hair, and something about "respect" on his shirt. A budding colony of scrotal bacteria if I ever saw one.

Joey's friend should know that at least I rarely ever jack off at night.

I could subsist on nothing but Rosy Cheeks' ass for three weeks, going just around the bend for juices should I need liquid refreshment.
 

You know, I find it fascinating that as we're nearing voting time for the Douchies, Fish Slap and Joey Porsche have experienced quite a renaissance here of late. Donkey Douche and Pumpy had better start making a push or they're going to be left out in the cold once the Douchies are passed out at the end of the year.
 

Have to repost my comment from the last thread.

This is my first chance to stop in today and what do you know, one of Jersey Tards is trying to school other males on pussy.

I'm gonna fuck you G/F. Where to begin? Listen kid, we all know you are gearing up for a gang bang with your brothers and have limited time, so i'll keep this short. Or maybe not.

The Jersey Shore is Not the coolest place on earth.

Blue Steel is not a good look for anyone. This includes three twins with a collective penis size of six inches.

You could not steal anyone's girlfriend if your kissy face depended on it. And I know how important that kissy face is to your repertoire.

Do you do that face in family photos? You know the pictures that don't only have the triplets. Did the three of you do Kissy Face in the senior yearbook? You did, didn't you?

Three Kissy Faces all lined up in a row in the yearbook. Just the thought of that is almost too much. Imagine when the three of you are wanted for sodomizing eachother, they will show you next to one another doing kissy face in the yearbook.

The clit is located...forget it, this will be more up your alley, the male G-spot is in the ass.

You couldn't beat up David Spade with a crowbar.

And please don't call anyone, other than your brothers, a HOMO or Fagot [sic] because the irony of that statement may cause uncontrollable laughter.
 

To all you Toad licking prick bastards!! My friend Mikey D was the one typing earlier on this here computer! You rat bastards think that all the shit you say here hurts me!?! You got another thing coming HOMOS !! And let me tell you something ya something, follow that link to the photobucket website and you will really see how I'm living. Not only I'm gona be surrounded by gorgeous women that want to get with me tonight I'm gona be fucking them while you sons of bitches sit around on this here fucking computer and type shit about me. I'm living large fagots!! Remember that!!

And say all you want about my gorgeous arms and tan, cause I'm not the one thats going to be getting my hands dirty if one of you waste of semen fagots ever come around me!! I got people that do that sorta thing for me..

To all the girls on here...Remember that theres plenty of me to go around !! Come down to Great Neck and I'll show what my dick can do you!

Also to the guy that runs this here chat and website!! I much appreciate the popularity you've gotten me here... I do very much like the cleaver nickname you game me of Joey Porsche..If you're ever in the Jersey area make sure you come see me or hit me up. I'll take care of you and you Posse!

To the rest of yous, I'm sure you're dad wishes he had worn a condom the days yous were conceived, may you all KISS MY ASS !! Dont hate the player cause he runs with the Goose !!
 

hAhA nICe trI u j0eY wAnnABe

tELl MIkEy hE sUrE HaS a pUrTy mOuTh
 

Wow! Nice try, Darksock, but that post was far too literate to be the "real" joey porche.
 

i WOULD LOVE TO LIGHT THIS DOUCHE BAG'S RADIOACTIVE HAIR-DO ON FIRE
 

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there's no way that's little Joey.
 

Wait did he just tell all the guys on here to tongue his ass?

No Joey! Bad boy! Go lay down by your dish and think about what you've done.
 

Whenever one of these Joey Porsche pics is posted, i can't tell if it's the same douche or a different one. They all look more douche than the next.

The kissy lips, spiked hair, orange vibrant skin, diamonique ear rings and popped collars all seem to blend right into each other.
 

I always find it funny when individuals "write" with a fake Brooklyn accent when they are from Great Neck Long Island. Btw - if that is the real Joey, I am way out of your league and do not spend my Saturday nights dancing for tips, so there is no way I would ever even acknowledge that you existed if it was not to mock you on this site.

Btw - having trashy chicks pay attention to you after you hand them a dollar bill is not exactly an accomplishment.
 

So angry. Did we knock the pacifier out of their pouty mouths? Or just the cock.
 

wtf is going wrong? Every time I try to go to the photobucket links, I just get the main page.

Help?

And what is joey douche's myspace?
 

@ matt a

The first time I saw joey (the HoS pic) I honestly thought it was the same wanker photoshoping himself into a pic three times. That is obviously not the case. As Mikey [wants a] Big Unit demonstrated, they're barely capable of using a keyboard, much less software.
 

These are the kind of Italians who think Olive Garden food is good.
 

Oh man, I just started dating a guy from NY, but Joey Porsche scares me so much I don't want anything to do with anyone from east of the Mississippi! Who knows if they might already be infected?

Dita - I'm a dancer, and yet if JP tipped me, I'd thank him, and then go straight to the dressing room and trash him for being such a loser. Us girls live to make fun of douchebags like him.
 

Sorry faggot, but your stank, veneral disease ridden crabhole slut is not a prize. You are nothing but Generation Y filth, and I wish your stupid, worthless welfare ass was being shot at in Kabul. Orange queer in the pic, what are you bitch... 12 years old? LMAO! I've not seen one of your filthy STD whores that wasn't vomit. Keep living your life of pure delerium, because.. you ain't nothing but some slap ass wetback that doesn't belong in this country.
 

What kind of retarded bitch puts her pussy on a toilet seat?

Uhh... Wow, those are some women in Jersey, no wonder it's the AIDS capital of the US.

Laughing at worthless scum.
 

@ anon 1:30

I for one don't want him anywhere near a US combat theatre. I only want our best and brightest troops who can win battles there.
 

LMAO this faggot...

"I GOTCHUUU ADDiCTED TO WUT MY DiCK DiD. YA DIGGGGGGG"

I'd love to hear one purpose this choad serves in life.
 

Cappa-

You gotta admit, it would be funny as hell to tattoo crosses on their necks and send them off into the desert out there....

with no gel and rub on tanner, they would be so fucked.

-Crow
 

Just like douchebagout! I wish Joey was here I have so many questions to ask...

Is the goal to look like an orange Sonic the Hedgehog, or are you guys really big fans of Dragonball Z?

When you guys spike your hair do you get a discount for buying the gel in bulk?

Is the kissy face an unconcsious reaction to a camera flash?

What date rape drug is really the most potent?

Finally, at what point do you decide what hand gesture you are going to make, do you practice it first or do you freestyle it?
 

C of C
As a Marine, I wouldn't want those gooch-sniffers anywhere near me on a battlefield. One can always hope they some day wander into a mosque, find Allah and decide to join the Taliban and tale up arms against The great Satan, so that we can legally shot their punk asses. Ya diggggggggggg?
A
 

I like how he references the entire internet as "this here computer."
 

@ Clementine of Cappadoucha 12:53 -
I'm honored, but sorry that wasn't me. You can tell a genuine 'sock joint because it will always have the word(s) rectal, goiter or fecal somewhere therein.

and @ Joey Porsche: go have Rectal sex with Fish Slap, you Fecal Goiter.
 

I meant no offense to the dancing ladies. Everyone has to make a living. I just feel sorry that you would have to touch this douche.
 

Talk all the shit ya want
ya fucking fruit loop,
LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
YOU,YOUR KING,AND THE REST OF THE
SPIKED HEADS ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD LOOK LIKE CIRCUS CLOWNS.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH
THE PUCKERED LIPS?
IS THAT FROM ALL THE COCK YOU SUCK?
OR IS IT JUST ALOT EASIER
TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS
WITH A BROWN STAR TRANSPLANTED
IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE?
 

To be fair, there is plenty of douche on the west coast.
 

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!Best entertainment ever.

Thanks to "the real JP." Do me a favor and please, NEVER show me your dick. For some crazy reason, I think I may need to use tweezers to find it.

Dazzle me with your IQ. Tell me what books you are reading. Can you tell me your political views?

BWAH HA HA HA HA!!! You don't read. You don't have an opinion.

You are a turd. Now kindly go fuck yourself.
 

Hey punk!

You are gutter trash. Pure and simple. You are what makes men lower their head in shame and wonder what will become of the human race if fucktards like you are allowed to continue breading. Your pathetic, as you have absolutely no concerns for your world other then what piece of meat you can stick your dick into tonight. People like you are pathetic.

As for you and your little knife... Bring it. You bring your knife, Ill bring mine. We will see who is left in the gutter. I will see to it personally that you never will reproduce again. I wouldn't cross the street to meet you, let alone travel to that toxic waste dump you call NJ. so the next time you are in Atlanta, let me know I will a range a nice ally to meet up in.
 

wow. we are getting graphic with our responses. i have no desire to hurt these guys because (1) the fact that these asshats exist make me feel better about myself and (2) i LOVE making fun of them.
 

and (3) they bleed syphillis, so you'd have to knife fight them with a Hefty Bag on.
 

That chick is spooky, strange smile, lots of milage, and who wears a head band as shorts?

Where the hell are they, a porn premier?
 

this makes me want to go to jersey just to see them umm "perform", it's like-
manhattan: check
statue of liberty: check
joey porsche: check aaaaand retch
 

@darksock 3:49

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
hanksanass-
 

... is that bruise on her leg from him humping it?
 

This kid made himself look 10 times worse with his comment...I am from jersey and these are the kids that make the rest of the country laugh at us...clean up your act queerbag and stop f*cking up my state
 

I live in Jersey. There is a lot of douche here. It's unusually saturated. In fact, Old No. 7 works out at the same gym as I. He and his buddies have decorative beards with graphics shaved in them. With that said, Joey Porsche takes the fucking cake. How does he know what pussy I jerk off to every night?

Seriously, I will rape Joey Porsche in public. I bet he powders his asshole. After plucking.
 

Not bothering to read all 93 previous comments, so I don't know if it's been said already. Nevertheless, I have learned a lot in my 28 years, but nothing more than this pearl of wisdom:

Those that brag about how much pussy they're getting, aren't actually getting any at all. So douche on orange face, douche on. No one believes you anyway.
 

Wow...

I would be offended by clown-hair 'bag, yet I was unable to decipher his mindless ramblings and frequent grammatical errors.

Hey Douche-lips, your insults are pointless when you read at a 5th-Grade level. The fact that you wrote in tells me you were/are insulted on being called for your doucheworthiness. How much is your tanning-bed membership?

By the way, you compared yourself to a toilet seat.

And I'm comparing you to a douche.
 

Joey, bubeleh! Don't be meshugass with those chiksas you yentzen. Have some saichel, find a zaftig beryeh and start a mishpachas. Stop schmeering farkukt on your kop, you look like a faigelah. Be a mensch.



-Joey's Grandmother.
 

Yeesh, you're such a train wreck that it took me a third take to realize how gnarly that girl is. I can't seem to peg it down, but there is something very amiss with her noggin.

Oh, by the way Joey Douche, threatening to kill someone over Email is punishable by the law and if DB1 wanted to press charges, he could. Might want to retract the "cut you and stick you" comments. Clearly, these are empty douchebag threats, but I would help represent DB1 for free just to put you away for a few days.
 

I for one is tired of Joey Porsche and his band of douchebags. Let's review the facts on this pile of shit and those claiming to be associated with him.

Joey P claimed on his My Space Site to be from Great Neck, Queens. Great Neck is in Nassau County and it is primarily an upper middle class Jewish Community with some Asian Doctors mixed in. No self respecting Italian from Long Island or Queens for that matter would claim to be from Great Neck. This leads me to conclude Joey P and Co probably live in Little Neck or Bellrose Queens or at best, New Hyde Park in Nassau County; all working class neighborhoods.

Now we have another imposter, from New Jersey, claiming to be part of this crew. These people are all a bunch of losers still living at home with their parents. And like their parents, they to will end up in dead-end jobs. With dreams of working as personal trainers, moonlighting as a bouncer and dating some tramp that works at the local tanning parlor.
 

@bag em dano -

I'd differ with you on your assessment. These boys are Great Neck Sephardim posing as Italians from Queens.

Or posing as Italian queens, take your pick.
 

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You must admit he must be doing something right , as well as every other douche on this site, if they have you all obsessed and completely enthralled in their lives. DB1- great move, I'm sure this will all blow up for you and you'll make millions- congrats. As for the rest of you WOW go sky diving or to a shooting range. I'm sure there are more exciting things to get your adrenaline going than bagging on people who couldn't really care less what a group of invalids like yourselves have to say about them.

P.S. I really hope none of you are over the age of 16

P.P.S. If you're going to assimilate and adopt this new rapid- fire manner of speaking then at least pick up a dictionary or enroll yourself in a grammar class. You're pretty much as bad as the douchebags who try to be cool and fail miserably when you try to sound smart but write like a foreign exchange student who's practiced a couple SAT words.
 

This is your moment to shine kids. Live it up. We know you got picked on in highschool and its made you bitter towards the world. So rag on. Maybe a few comments down the string some other loser who's lived the same pathetic life- no no no- the same pathetic series of non-social events that you have will concur with your thoughts and you will have a moment of bliss. Yes! somebody talked to me I have a friend. You've made a friend. These douchebags already have enough friends. Thats right. If there's a million people hating on them you can bet your life there's a million people loving them. They can deal with a few blows here and there if it means that some of the most lonely people on this planet will wake up in the morning thinking "I have a friend". Maybe you should stop your verbal vomit for a moment and show these douchebags some gratitude.
 

Ha I love the fact the chick is positioning her face as far away as possible from this docuhe!! ROFL

Orange-lame-douche-mafia-bag dude, please... unless science has decided to change the scientific name of your hand to "pussy" you will HARDLY get some... ever.. ;) unless you are counting your cat....

Let's count your lame bagness
-fake orange tan Check!
-Lame mafia look Check!
-Lame Clown hair style Check!
-Gay kiss mouth expression Check!
-Needing to reafirmate your sexuality in an email because you fell less men today Check
-Being stared in the photo by a normal dude that was thinking "What a wussy you are.... Check!!!
 

Happy4You

I hope you realize that 99% of the people that post comments don't really care and are just commenting to have some fun or drop a funny line. Sure, maybe there is a random person that is really bitter at the world for not getting any tang and takes it out on orange-spikey-kissy-man here, but seriously....it's for kicks my friend.
 

The real question is, would he be so douchalicious if it wouldn't be for daddies money. Looking at the sorry state of this offspring, he must be in the software bizz and not the hardware. What a softie. Anyone explain to me what's up with the gravity defying hairstyles these days???
 

@ anon 9:23 PM -

Congrats for being the first anon in living memory to write an anti-bag hunter post with no spelling or typos. Now, could you be a peach and rearrange the words so they make sense?

PS - If you don't like us bagging on your son Joey then raise him right, dishrag.
 

And happy4you: you must like the taste of Tag in your mouth; go fellate these guido oilslicks elsewhere. Trust me, they don't need encouragement. They need euthenasia.
 

as a resident of the southeastern u.s., I have come to the startling realization that there are places with douche species even more ridiculous than we have here in the good ol' south. see, here, the biggest douche bags are the guys sporting kavu visors and button down shirts and above the knee khaki shorts. they're sort of like weird golfer/hippie hybrids. as much as I hate these fratdouches, I believe Joey here would be laughed at unrelentingly around every corner, and refered to as "that dude that listens to N*sync, and wishes he could grow a soul patch."
I would like to see a special feature of regional douche species though.
 

oh, one more thing. I don't know what he said in his comment. do you guys speak english in jersey?
 

When did Fran Drescher's face catch on fire?
 

My stomach is turning after looking at those pictures. The thing I can't figure out is how they can drink vodka straight out of the bottle but never look drunk. Amazing douche powers.
 

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/acapulco120090808080-1.jpg I may not be hip but are those packets of dope?
 

Hey David Douchelhoff,

Just so happens I'll be in the ATL this weekend fuck nut! Meet me at Frankies up on Peach Tree in Buckhead Cock Sucker!! Motherfucker!
 

hey kissy lip man.

you're nothing.

get over yourself.

and your hair looks fucking stupid.

did i hurt your feelings?
 

and another thing.

if you didnt care anything about what's said here, you would just go away.

or can you not stand it that people you will never meet, and people who have far more talent than you are talking shit?
 

NAH STUPID SHIT FROM A MEAT HEAD LIKE YOU DONT BOTHER ME SENDING YOUR G/F BACK TO YOU AFTER I FUCKED HER GOOD DOES THOUGH
 

you'll never know me. you'll never be me.

you cant offend me lol. if anything you should be embarrassed beause you look like a fucking moron.

good luck with your life you faggot.
 

and good luck with your life too.
 

DONT WANT OR NEED TO KNOW YOU ,CANT OFFEND ME EITHER,NOT EMBARRASSED AT ALL,IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED CUZ U SOUND LIKE A FUCKING MORON.WHO WOULD WANT TO BE U,NOT AFRAID TO SHOW MYSELF U ONLY WISH THAT YOU COULD EVEN JUST HAVE THE THONGS OF ALL THE BABES I HAVE HAD YA YOU KNOW IT MAN,U GOT NOTHING GOING FOR YOURSELF NO LIFE,NO CHICK NOWHERE JOB LITTLE CASH NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL U ARE A USELESS PUKE.SEE YA HAHAHHAHAHHHHAAA
 

CAPS LOCK MOTHERFUCKER, CAN YOU DISABLE IT?
 

Aww. Wiwwle babies gots dere feewings huwt.

So on top of being functionally illiterate and homoerotic, they're as sensitive as the girls they imitate.
 

I love the "Great Neck" issue.

Doesn't your Daddy live in Flushing? Isn't that in Queens?

- The Company
 

I LUV IT KEEP IT UP,BUT LETS SEE WHO HAS BALLS,YOU ALL SEE THE CHICKS I HANG WITH LETS SEE THE CHICKS YOU GUYS HANG WITH PROBABLY A BUNCH OF SOWS .MY GUESS IS YOU PROBABLY WONT SHOW THEM.MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAA
 

to the contrary my friend. i've shown my wife here.
 

Yeah Mrs Pfah is pretty hott. I'd totally carry hey bags to the Prius for free. Sorry Pfah you strike me as a hybrid driver.
 

heheh....nice one b.a.g. but no, i drive a mercedes.

but we cut the floors out Flinstones-style to save on gas.
 

So, again...

...since Joey's underage, who does he blow to get into clubs and let him pose with the bottle of French vodka?

OomPa mAfIa want to weigh in on this one?
 

And pfah -


Best.


Shop.


Ever.
 

everyone like him from new jersey comes to providence RI to go to school. none of them can read, form a sentence, or fight. they also try to run bicyclists off the road.

i need a crossbow. ya diggggggg?


---choaderhouse of parma
 

also, do people still use puke as an insult or have i been shot back in time and landed in donnie brasco?


---c o p.
 

Wait...Joey Porsche is gay? Who woulda thunk it? AND underage...wow, this kids pretty fucked. Hey JP, tell me about how you'll whip my ass if i go to new jersey, please, all i want for christmas are my two front teeth, my two front teeth, my two front teeth kicked in by a guido with a spikey haircut.
-HanksAnAss-
 

Hey, the caps lock key called and said TURN ME OFF YOU ANUS WRENCH!
 

Why does Lindsay Buckingham have shoe polish all over his face?

And why is her mouth shaped like the grill of a Sebring?
 

Dita -
No offense taken with the dancer comments, I was just saying JP is such a festering turd that not even we would pay attention to him. We'd take his money and then go trash talk him! In fact, some of my coworkers and I play a douchebag game at our bar - we've nicknamed certain customers Jesus Bling and 40 Degree Hat Tilt ;)
- Mandie
 

That kid on the left is about to come at Joey P like a spider monkey if he don't get that fucken' frisbee watch out his face.

Either that or Fran Dresher just hit him with a stromboli blast from her mud horn, and he resents it.
 

How dare you, sir, call us a "buch of flammers".

What is a buch of flammers?
 

Anon 11:27:

Anyone can press up against a woman long enough for a fellow douchebag to take a picture - what we don't see is the slapping that occurs right after the picture was taken.

But isn't JP an Israeli? Italian Mafia my ass ...

- The Company.
 

Stop copying your friends and learn to dress your own style you follower.
 

Italian?

More like Zionist scum living off daddy's import-export bank account.
 

YOu bitchez know what the deal is. Who is the rele pussy?
 

@ Anon 5:50 -
The "rele" pussy?

Hmmm... would that be...

...the one wearing the lipstick?


No, wait, that doesn't narrow it down.

The one with the plucked eyebrows?

No, that doesn't do it either.

How about the one with the earrings?

Nope.

Okay, I got it.




Since there's nothing in this pic to differentiate the shiksa from the faigeleh...



...Joey P. is the "rele" pussy!

Yay for Joey!
 

I just checked out the photobucket sight and laughed my ass off. There are some prom pictures that look like characters from Central Casting for OOMPA PROMPA. The girl with the kitchen sink bleach job; is she black or white?

I see the Porsche Pictures from the Car Wash. Since the plate number was on the porsche, if someone works for an auto insurance company or law enforcement you can probably figure out real quick whose car it is. I think it belongs to a customer at the car wash he works at.
 

Ladies and Gentlemen, PUH-LEEZE!!!

Ceast and desist from your OUTRAGEOUS catcalls at these FABULOUS, virile young men!!!

I have to say, PEOPLE, that as a PROFESSIONAL, I have NEVER seen such UNWARRANTED MALARKY directed at such RAW TALENT, such DEVIL-MAY-CARE VERVE, such UNABASHED, TANGERINE-SHADED GORGEOUSNESS!!! And I'll tell ya, honey, in my line of work, that's SOMETHING!!!

You are probably QUITE familiar with my ART!!! I am a veteran cinematographer with a VERY LARGE body of work to my credit!!! I am a THREE-TIME winner of the ASSY AWARD, an honor bestowed upon only the CREAM of film makers in the so-called "ALTERNATIVE" arena of the INTERNATIONAL Adult Entertainment industry!!!

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES, THREE TIMES!!! COUNT 'EM!!!

While I am behind in the scenes, both CREATIVELY and FINANCIALLY, I am perhaps best known for being on top with my directorial OEVURE OF LEGEND, the well-known (and often shoddily-imitated) trilogy:

THE PUDFATHER I: A Little Bronx Tail

THE PUDFATHER II: The Pizza Boy Always Comes Twice

and my PIECE D' RESISTANCE

THE PUDFATHER III: Gotti MAN-acotti!!!

All of which have made my LAVISH and AMAZING lifestyle, rife with the only the FINEST clubs, a FUCKING FLEET of cars (many of them EXTRAVAGANT IMPORTS such as Hyundais and recent model year Audis), GALLONS of GOOSE and ACRES of stylish A/X apparel -- not to mention coke whores -- possible!!!

I also have the most INCREDIBLE tan imaginable. (It's very lifelike, I tell you!!!)

All you HATERS of the JOEY PORSCHE set should be ASHAMED of yourselves!!! ASHAMED!!! These hunky hotties are the FUTURE OF AMERICA!!! (Or at least they are in my line of work!!!) They are on the cutting edge of the "ORANGE PORN" fetish trend, an EDGY SMORGASBORD of stick-limbed, bug-eyed, kissy-faced, guy-on-guy, wanton LUST!!!

Just look at those poofy, pursed lips and tell me that you don't see MILLIONS OF SATISFIED CUSTOMERS WORLDWIDE!!!

And know that you can say that you heard it here FIRST, darlings!!! My people are working with their people to get my next project off the ground in time for the RIMSHOT FILM FESTIVAL in Vegas next April!!! It'll be HUGE!!! It'll be JAW-DROPPING!!! It'll be PORSCHE-TASTIC!!! While the final RELEASE date has not yet been set, the working title is "THE PUDFATHER IV: GIMME MORE, GUIDO!"

So stop the name-calling, you MEANIES!!!

AND LEAVE JOEY PORSCHE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Bag Em Dano said:

" Since the plate number was on the porsche, if someone works for an auto insurance company or law enforcement you can probably figure out real quick whose car it is. I think it belongs to a customer at the car wash he works at."

Actually, the Porsche belongs to his dad.

-- The Company.
 

All the "thongs" of all the "babes" you've had? Joey, you little piece of shit, the only thongs you've collected, beside the ones you wear yourself, are ones you've stolen from your sister's laundry. Damn, I am glad I live in the south if pieces of shit like this walk the street free up north. I would rather face a crazed pack of meth-heads, jonesing on their last cigarette and stinking of incest, in a dark alley somewhere that even see a monstrosity like JP on the street. Joey, come south - I have a river you need to take a canoe trip on; there's some nice fellas live on the river who would love to meet you. Let me give you a hint - when you hear the banjos, paddle faster . . . .
Deep South
 

I'm sorry but I can only say I regret not being a part of this thread. That is why I am posting. It's almost like running with the guy with the Olympic torch - it's really nothing that's going to make news across the world but still, I want to be a part of it.


Also, these guys suck.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

I didn't bother to read what Joey had to say because like his picture that's displayed, what he has to say is most likely garbage.
I just have a question though, is Joey and all the douche bags alike trying to compete to be an orange flavored kool-aid man or what?

One more thing, these girls must have an equal to less of an IQ to be hanging out with these shit heads.
 

This guy's a fag and I would gladly kick the living shit out of him if I ever saw "him."
 

LMFAo It would be nice to have some pictures of this fucker when hes 50 and burnt out still going to the same clubs and scaring away the high school freshmen
 

ok... i need to address the "more p**sy than a toilet seat" or $e@T, which ever way you spell it issue.. i can't for the life of me remember the last time my actual pussy touched a toilet seat, because im pretty sure it never has... that would be awkward and weird, and considered humping the toilet i believe. also, the correct lyric is i get more ass then a toilet seat.. just so ya know.
 

I wonder if his spray tan also repels bullets? Only one way to find out...
 

fucking love the counter-attack of his cronies... these choads dont understand why the douchebag is so hilarious... and appalling. give it time... give it time.

also gotta love the assumption that everyone offering mockery is a pimple-faced, unaccomplished preteen.

sorry choads and choadettes, but you need to face it... all the normal people are laughing at you.
get over it.
 

Unfucking Real! This guy is so delusional i cant fucking believe it.

So glad to be living in the North West where people actually know the meaning of hip.
 

hey joey, it's nice to know that they let you surf the internet in hell....
 

i didnt know ralph macchio had a twin sister that couldnt point straight.
 

typical creepy guidos and trashy yankee wop girls with smelly twats.