thats two wonderful boobie soaked pictures in a row, is it wrong to masturbate in the bathroom at work?? rhetorical question, its always right
 

I think this is Glinty's girl. It's definite proof that she's a bleethed out tramp.

Rockerbag has the state of florida for a hairline. I haven't seen a peninsula like that since India collided with Asia. Don't try the side-tilt, rockerbag, we can all tell it's receding.

God those boobies are great. I would put them in the $9000 range, right up there with some of the best. Not the $1500 lumpy, sliding towards the intestine version.
 

Sideboob. Although that's not enough to convince my body that I don't want to throw up.
 

what is with women getting perfectly spherical tits? sigh...
 

Here is a nice, classy girl to take home to Momma. Are they at a Halloween party or is this a normal ensemble for her? If so I'm betting they are in California. You just don't see this in Ohio.
 

Mitch, what do you have against tits?? seriously, have they hurt you in the past...what happened??
 

Her boobs and his head are each too large for their respective bodies. He should be careful with his mohawk, or there is a real chance of deflation.



I hate Batbag.
 

I'm going to guess how much this guy weighs:

Let's see...

hair gel - 5lbs.
lip and ear bling - 2lbs.
eyebrows - 1lb.
tattoos - 40lbs.
actual body weight - 122lbs.


Does anyone need a taint duster, also known as a faux-hawk?
Tank top boy has a good one for those hard to reaches place.
 

I would love to study geography with the globes on this chick
 

I can't speak for Mitch, but I think he may be yearning for the slight imperfections and idiosyncrasies that make us all human, individual, and in a way, more attractive. Or put another way, the things that make us not look like we were manufactured on a Bleeth assembly line, carved out of giant blocks of polystyrene by lasers.
 

None other than a return...a veritable curtain call of sorts by one we owned on a Friday Haiuku in July. Gotta love the Hard Rock and all of the geniusessses that mingle there.

This bleeth's boobies still #2 to yesterdays, but not too shabby!

-Wayne Allen Douche, World-reknowned Sports Handicapper
 

those tits are ridiculous. i mean really. they look plastic because they are. and i am fully aware of the "if i can touch them, they're real" theory, but i wouldn't give this girl a second glance. meh.

next.

travis barker 'bag here is trying too hard to be a badass. i've never seen smaller shoulders on a man. his tattoo artist gave him a discount because he didn't have too use much ink.
 

none of us are going to motorboat those things, they are fun to look at, if i wanted saggy thang thangs i would take a walk outside, this is not reality people
 

Seriously - if she breathed in just a little more deeply, you could read the serial numbers on those implants.
 

Those are amazing...
 

@anon8:00......oh, it's reality my anonymous friend. these two people are out there somewhere buying cans of AXE and fake tanning products.
 

i do realize that, and axe is an expensive commodity, but c'mon, those things are fun to look at, she is soo fucking fake it almost made my day, that is the fun of all this, she is a dime a dozen in plastic L.A.
 

@anon8:36.......ok, point taken.

i had no idea that you live in LA. it all makes sense now.
 

Arg. Chicks in cowboy hats. I loathe them almost as much as those goddamn tit curtains.
Yup, good call on the probability of Los Angeles. When you see Split, a fauxhawk, pink lipstick, hoop earrings, a cowboy hat, and fake boobs that obnoxious, you know you're in my hometown.
And what's worse, I can't build much rage to make fun of these two. There's merely a general state of disgust, which isn't nearly as effective a fuel for mocking bags and bleeths.
Dammit. Stupid still going strong day two hangover. This is your fault.
 

the city of saleen(spelling?) i do not use axe body spray or wear dogtags, no fauxhawk, i am a normal guy who wears affliction shirts and goes in to clubs by snapping my fingers, c'mon, i enjoy looking at some fake tits sometimes, it makes me smile
 

i don't have anything against tits at all, even though, like the illustrious pfah, i am definitely an ass and leg man. i'll take a natural set of large breasts any day.

what i'm against is the psychology of people who think they have to augment their body to be attractive. the complete lack of self-esteem required to get plastic surgery of this magnitude is ultimately unattractive and belies a weakness of spirit. there are LOTS of hot girls with small breasts, and they are perfectly sexy and comfortable in their own bodies. it's the same to me with excessive make-up. i dunno, i guess i like people as they are instead of their aspirations to be what the media tells them to be. full disclosure, i even like leg hair on women. so maybe i'm a freak or something.

not to say if you were born with a cleft palate or have some nasty scar or your breasts are shaped like bananas or something that you can't get plastic surgery to fix it. but for the love of god, please try and make yourself look like a normal human being and not some bimbot from the planet Fuckulon.

shorter answer: what reservoir douche said.
 

If she isn't a porn star or a stripper, I'll douse my head with lighter fluid and welcome you all to toss lit matches at me. Those tits are comical and this whole scene reeks of an "industry" party.

Who wants to be first in line to give faux-hawk boy's head the Gallagher-meets-melon treatment? At least then his shirt would be cleverly ironic, instead of just a "look here, I'm a huge douche" sigh.
 

I <3 Giant fake boobies, nuff siad
 

What is this, "The View for HCWDB's"?
 

New fastpass tits by Mastercard - pay for your gass and slurpy at Exxon with a single flash. Fake or not I'd like to mount an expedition to the summit.
 

The Splitter there is the (excuse the pun) splitting image of a guy I went to high school with, if that guy had moved to LA and metamorphosed from an okay sort of tiny amateur douche into a gigantic uberdouche.

Which is actually completely possible, since I haven't seen said guy since graduation.

And Cowboy Bleeth was the sort of girl he dug.

Terrifying.
 

hahah I use to work at a surf shop and the split rep was a total Douche!!! haha he wore Capris! any guy that wears capris should be shot in the neck
 

ps.. Sideboob is my religion. When I die, burry me with nothing but sideboob. consider this my official wishes apon death.
 

@hamrock

Can we let Anthony Keides slide with the capris; can he be the only guy to get away with it?
 

I would DIE if some guy in capris approached me. How embarassing would it be to be seen with that walking down that street?

Dear Lord, I didnt know they made such big breast implants.
 

I have to agree with Douche Vader, Chicks in cowboy hats make me want to crawl out of my human skin. This way, it will be alright because I am not the same species.

I also hate fake titties... I do love big natties
 

She is a stripper. Was here in San Diego. Used to see her out in the clubs quite a bit.
 

He has little itty bitty shoulders.....hahaha

classic..SO TOUGH

Boobies.
 

@ anon 1:41

And exactly which strip club does she work at out there in San Diego?

I guess it's time for 'ole Plinky to make a "golf trip" to San Diego. (wink, wink)
 

that guys shirt seems really small
 

Dude shops in the boys department of JC Penney. You should see him on his Heelies. He's that good.

Oh, and boobies.
 

@ il choadrino

Nice work. I can picture that geek zipping around JC Penney all jazzed up by the selection of tank tops.

Oh, and titties. yowzah!
 

DB1: I don't know what is sadder; you slipping an exceedingly obscure Dungeons and Dragons reference in, or me catching it...

I'll roll a 20-sided die to see what the proper response should be...
 

...................BOOBYLICIOUS!!!...................



I Won't say anything else

Hans "I want to learn to swim with her" Von Douchepants.
 

this douche is actually a dj in vegas. He is constantly in the pics from rehab as I believe he is a resident dj there and this girl is just one of the resident ho's at rehab. Sad, truly sad. Douchebaggery is strong in las vegas.
 

bad jewelry aside, this boy's pretty damn hot and quite do-able.
 

DAMN! SHE GOT SOME BIG-ASS BREASTS! I'D LOVE TO GROPE HER GOLDEN GLOBES WHILE SHE PLOISHES MY OSCAR...if you get my drift... i can't really tell if they're real or not ( nowadays it's kinda ard to tell) but if they are SHE CAN GET IT! KNOW WHAT I MEAN?