Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Wednesday Limerick
There once was a mutant mellon head,
With fwippy hair like a zombie undead,
Southern hottie smiled wide,
I should save her tanned hide,
Or perhaps I should A/X him instead.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:05 AM 
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Sweet Jebus, just look at his hair.
Somebody should coat him with Nair.
His hottie looks busty,
her eyes make me lusty.
I'd let her tie me to a chair.
Somebody should coat him with Nair.
His hottie looks busty,
her eyes make me lusty.
I'd let her tie me to a chair.
# posted by 
: 8:07 AM
: 8:07 AM
There once was a fauxhawked young fruit.
Making kissy-lips, he thinks he's real cute.
Like a douchebag from Great Neck,
Chugging Grey Goose & Triple Sec,
This hottie, he hopes to pollute!
Making kissy-lips, he thinks he's real cute.
Like a douchebag from Great Neck,
Chugging Grey Goose & Triple Sec,
This hottie, he hopes to pollute!
he looks like the youngest most retarded Baldwin brother, much like Sloth in Goonies, he is chained in the basement of the Baldwin compound and fed pizza and Baby Ruths
some douche, somewhere
some douche, somewhere
# posted by : 8:15 AM
: 8:15 AM
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
Holy shith this guy has a long fucking head.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
Holy shith this guy has a long fucking head.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
There was a convicted ex-felon
who rocked a fauxhawk on top of his melon.
Though his head's a torpedo
He wants to show her his speedo;
Ball sweat and Axe she'll be smellin'.
who rocked a fauxhawk on top of his melon.
Though his head's a torpedo
He wants to show her his speedo;
Ball sweat and Axe she'll be smellin'.
if humans were Muppets, here's Kermit and Piggy
attending a party, trying to get jiggy
but at the party's end,
our Mexican friend
slapped her on the ass and said "Eees no biggie."
attending a party, trying to get jiggy
but at the party's end,
our Mexican friend
slapped her on the ass and said "Eees no biggie."
This Choad's a genetic disgrace;
It's time to whip out her mace
and spray in his eye
to make the douche cry
Until someone asks "Hey why the long face?"
It's time to whip out her mace
and spray in his eye
to make the douche cry
Until someone asks "Hey why the long face?"
Her arms look a little bit chunky.
And in her trunk I'll bet there's some junky.
But since Aplha Chi's gay,
And resembles McVeigh,
She'd probably like to play with my monkey.
And in her trunk I'll bet there's some junky.
But since Aplha Chi's gay,
And resembles McVeigh,
She'd probably like to play with my monkey.
Ax's girl looks like a Jane Seymour
that liked to drink and eat more.
But what's a little more flesh?
She should dump John Tesh
And come hither to the Biloxi sea shore.
that liked to drink and eat more.
But what's a little more flesh?
She should dump John Tesh
And come hither to the Biloxi sea shore.
there once was a joke, sent from afar,
and it begins with "a horse walks into a bar",
and the bartender says, because it's his place,
"Hey buddy, why the long face?"
use that joke anytime, it'll take you far.
and it begins with "a horse walks into a bar",
and the bartender says, because it's his place,
"Hey buddy, why the long face?"
use that joke anytime, it'll take you far.
The lost Baldwin Brother named Jay
Did some shots to prove he's not gay
But tequila is smoove
Jay got in a groove
And went home with the waiter Jose'
Did some shots to prove he's not gay
But tequila is smoove
Jay got in a groove
And went home with the waiter Jose'
From the front he looks like a baboon.
Making it easy for us to lampoon.
And with a mask o'er his fungus,
He'd look like Lord Humungus.
Which would ensure that he'd never score poon.
Making it easy for us to lampoon.
And with a mask o'er his fungus,
He'd look like Lord Humungus.
Which would ensure that he'd never score poon.
holy crap what the hell is that?
One look at his face and I just shat.
With a greasy semi- mustache
and no doubt wearing some '84 jordache,
el sombrero, please kill this guy, stat.
the alpha douche
One look at his face and I just shat.
With a greasy semi- mustache
and no doubt wearing some '84 jordache,
el sombrero, please kill this guy, stat.
the alpha douche
# posted by : 8:41 AM
: 8:41 AM
The dude with the giant sombrero
Drew a card from the deck of the tarot.
And since he's a tool,
He pulled out The Fool,
And said, "I shoulda worn the hat with the arrow!"
Drew a card from the deck of the tarot.
And since he's a tool,
He pulled out The Fool,
And said, "I shoulda worn the hat with the arrow!"
With pursed lips and shit stain on chin
Lee Marvin 'bag drew thin-tressed hott in
They were both in high clover
Though in need of comb over
To cover their abundant head skin
the douchess of kunt
Lee Marvin 'bag drew thin-tressed hott in
They were both in high clover
Though in need of comb over
To cover their abundant head skin
the douchess of kunt
# posted by : 8:45 AM
: 8:45 AM
A bi-curious frat choad in a bind
Wanted his gender reassigned
The girls are all right
But not nearly as tight
As Greek boys who like sex from behind
Wanted his gender reassigned
The girls are all right
But not nearly as tight
As Greek boys who like sex from behind
There once was a douche with faux hawk
Who undoubtedly had a small cock
To get chicks he wore tag
Took photos like joey porsche 'bag
I wish he'd get shipped to Iraq
Who undoubtedly had a small cock
To get chicks he wore tag
Took photos like joey porsche 'bag
I wish he'd get shipped to Iraq
Cinco de Mayo at the frat house.
Hottie likes hands up her blouse.
But what she fails to realize is,
It's the phallus he idealizes,
And into his butt, he'll ask if she'll put a mouse.
Hottie likes hands up her blouse.
But what she fails to realize is,
It's the phallus he idealizes,
And into his butt, he'll ask if she'll put a mouse.
This sorority chick is a beauty
This diseased frat choad is named Hootie
I'm not just a cynic
He was at the free clinic
Run hottie, or you'll catch the cooties
This diseased frat choad is named Hootie
I'm not just a cynic
He was at the free clinic
Run hottie, or you'll catch the cooties
dubbles -
A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict form, originally popularized in English by Edward Lear. Limericks are frequently witty or humorous, and sometimes obscene with humorous intent.
(from Wiki)
Give it a shot.
A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict form, originally popularized in English by Edward Lear. Limericks are frequently witty or humorous, and sometimes obscene with humorous intent.
(from Wiki)
Give it a shot.
There once was an oily faced choad
Whose mouth was filled by a load
When he gargled hottie scoffed
"Oh you're just showing off.
Now get your hands off me, you toad!"
Whose mouth was filled by a load
When he gargled hottie scoffed
"Oh you're just showing off.
Now get your hands off me, you toad!"
There once was a scroader named Ace
Who said, "White boys can make kissy face."
But he wasn't that good
So she gave him no wood
And he went home alone in disgrace
Who said, "White boys can make kissy face."
But he wasn't that good
So she gave him no wood
And he went home alone in disgrace
I threw a penny into the fountain of hot,
But still Thick-Like-Honey was caught.
He has pubes on his chin,
Ass-grease on his skin,
From his previous life as a chamber-pot.
But still Thick-Like-Honey was caught.
He has pubes on his chin,
Ass-grease on his skin,
From his previous life as a chamber-pot.
# posted by : 9:14 AM
: 9:14 AM
No tongue or bling, but fauxhawk this owner
no side boob this bleeth or yellow dress boner
with only egg shapen head and scruff on his chin
I think it's quite safe to phone this one in
I still wanna find out if semi-hott is a moaner
no side boob this bleeth or yellow dress boner
with only egg shapen head and scruff on his chin
I think it's quite safe to phone this one in
I still wanna find out if semi-hott is a moaner
# posted by : 9:21 AM
: 9:21 AM
@ dubbles,
"Hickory, dickory, dock" is the basic form of a limerick and is probably the first limerick we all learned...except for boatbutter, he learned about the man from Nantucket as a child.
Seriously, it's easier than it seems and quite addictive once you get the first one under your belt.
A hottie once made a suggestion
To a dude whose orientation's in question
"Reassignment surgery
Alleviates male purgery"
Florist, should be your profession
"Hickory, dickory, dock" is the basic form of a limerick and is probably the first limerick we all learned...except for boatbutter, he learned about the man from Nantucket as a child.
Seriously, it's easier than it seems and quite addictive once you get the first one under your belt.
A hottie once made a suggestion
To a dude whose orientation's in question
"Reassignment surgery
Alleviates male purgery"
Florist, should be your profession
# posted by : 9:21 AM
: 9:21 AM
There once was a butthole named AX
Who said, "Dude, I'm douched out to the MAX."
But she wasn't impressed
So to him she confessed
"You're a dork. Sit down and relax."
Who said, "Dude, I'm douched out to the MAX."
But she wasn't impressed
So to him she confessed
"You're a dork. Sit down and relax."
"Hey babe, wanna drive up to Great Neck?"
Asks doucheboy, she says, "Sure, yeah, what the heck!"
"There's this dude there named Joey,
Whose ass is nice and doughy.
Will you wait for me while I swab down his poop deck?"
Asks doucheboy, she says, "Sure, yeah, what the heck!"
"There's this dude there named Joey,
Whose ass is nice and doughy.
Will you wait for me while I swab down his poop deck?"
Horse-Lips too big to be "kissy"
Anyone with "AXE" on shirt is a sissy
Cute brunette babe stares
I imagine her body bare
He's not hittin' that, is he?
Anyone with "AXE" on shirt is a sissy
Cute brunette babe stares
I imagine her body bare
He's not hittin' that, is he?
There's a frat bag whose cheeks have a blush.
And on him our hottie has a crush.
But the big issue here is,
He prefers to drink man-fizz.
And from her eyes the tears will soon gush.
And on him our hottie has a crush.
But the big issue here is,
He prefers to drink man-fizz.
And from her eyes the tears will soon gush.
Limerick Wednesdays are simply the heat.
The creativity here just cannot be beat.
But let's not forget,
we're all in DB1's debt,
so, we should all buy him a whiskey neat.
The creativity here just cannot be beat.
But let's not forget,
we're all in DB1's debt,
so, we should all buy him a whiskey neat.
At a party with big-ass sombreros
They danced drunkenly to quick boleros
But what he couldn't hide
Was this feeling inside
That she's costing him mucho dinero
They danced drunkenly to quick boleros
But what he couldn't hide
Was this feeling inside
That she's costing him mucho dinero
There was once a douchebag named Stan,
Who didn't really look like a man.
He looked like some shit.
A douchebag i'd hit,
With my car or a cast iron pan.
-HanksAnAss-
Who didn't really look like a man.
He looked like some shit.
A douchebag i'd hit,
With my car or a cast iron pan.
-HanksAnAss-
# posted by : 9:44 AM
: 9:44 AM
Pfah, that's some quality talk.
At that idea no one can balk.
DB1's my hero.
He's as cool as DeNiro.
And at him the hotties all gawk!
At that idea no one can balk.
DB1's my hero.
He's as cool as DeNiro.
And at him the hotties all gawk!
Well, let's face it. The guidos are owned
With our word skills so carefully honed
They just cannot compete
With our logic complete
But as douchebags they can't be dethroned
With our word skills so carefully honed
They just cannot compete
With our logic complete
But as douchebags they can't be dethroned
There once was a 'bag- rude and coarse
Who's face was shaped much like a horse.
Apple cheeks by his side,
She looks like a good ride.
It fills us with angst and remorse.
Who's face was shaped much like a horse.
Apple cheeks by his side,
She looks like a good ride.
It fills us with angst and remorse.
i was thinking about that earlier today.
the guidos are douchebags, but what can you say?
to their lifestyle i totally object,
but i still give them some respect.
i just find it odd they don't believe they are gay.
the guidos are douchebags, but what can you say?
to their lifestyle i totally object,
but i still give them some respect.
i just find it odd they don't believe they are gay.
With a head like a guord I stare.
The smell of douche in the air.
Purssing his lips,
His butt plug has slipped,
Now hottie is free from her dare.
The smell of douche in the air.
Purssing his lips,
His butt plug has slipped,
Now hottie is free from her dare.
pfah's limerick has forced me to posit:
It's sad when guys hide in the closet.
There's really no shame
in a butt pirate game.
Just own it and people won't mock it.
It's sad when guys hide in the closet.
There's really no shame
in a butt pirate game.
Just own it and people won't mock it.
# posted by : 10:14 AM
: 10:14 AM
There once was a frat choad named Rufus
who's visage was one of a doofus
puckered sucker he sports
and down in his shorts
he strains for his greek brother's poopus.
who's visage was one of a doofus
puckered sucker he sports
and down in his shorts
he strains for his greek brother's poopus.
# posted by : 10:17 AM
: 10:17 AM
Kissy lips on their faces are plastered
As they spiral down faster and faster
But they just cannot see
What the future will be
When the douche is their true lord and master
As they spiral down faster and faster
But they just cannot see
What the future will be
When the douche is their true lord and master
Yesterday I learned something new.
From an orange boy, whom I think may be Jew.
Which, of course doesn't matter,
But he taught me punctuation to smatter!
So to orange-Jew boy here's a hearty thank you!
From an orange boy, whom I think may be Jew.
Which, of course doesn't matter,
But he taught me punctuation to smatter!
So to orange-Jew boy here's a hearty thank you!
The hair on this 'bag makes me sick
Who cares of hott's arms are too thick?
On my face she could smother
To the curb with frat brother
He'd probably rather have dick
Who cares of hott's arms are too thick?
On my face she could smother
To the curb with frat brother
He'd probably rather have dick
# posted by : 10:23 AM
: 10:23 AM
Yesterday's flame wars impressed
The Joey's were verbally undressed
Metaphorically so,
Otherwise I would blow
Chunks all over my desk
The Joey's were verbally undressed
Metaphorically so,
Otherwise I would blow
Chunks all over my desk
# posted by : 10:28 AM
: 10:28 AM
a hearty "Thanks!" to Joey Porsche and Crew.
Without them, what would we do?
Mad props to the man Mikey D.
Great Neck's only bourgeoisie.
Now you boys go off and have a good screw.
Without them, what would we do?
Mad props to the man Mikey D.
Great Neck's only bourgeoisie.
Now you boys go off and have a good screw.
I miss all the jive with Joe Porsche.
It's all in good fun, but of course.
..-. ..- -.-. -.-, -.-- --- ..-
-.-- --- ..- ..-. .- --.!
Joe that says "Fuck You, You Fag!" in code Morse.
It's all in good fun, but of course.
..-. ..- -.-. -.-, -.-- --- ..-
-.-- --- ..- ..-. .- --.!
Joe that says "Fuck You, You Fag!" in code Morse.
Johnny Blaze I'll guess is quite tired.
Since last night, with a fag, he conspired.
With his member he'd play,
'Till it shot out Yoplait.
He does this each night, as required!
Since last night, with a fag, he conspired.
With his member he'd play,
'Till it shot out Yoplait.
He does this each night, as required!
There once was a 'bag who wasn't very good lookin'.
Miraculously, dates with hotties he was bookin'.
Is he extremely kind?
Or is that girl just blind?
Cuz his Billy Baldwin/Lenny crossed face sure ain't cookin'.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Miraculously, dates with hotties he was bookin'.
Is he extremely kind?
Or is that girl just blind?
Cuz his Billy Baldwin/Lenny crossed face sure ain't cookin'.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
# posted by : 10:40 AM
: 10:40 AM
With his tongue firmly planted in cheek,
This frat bag cracks jokes which are weak.
This hottie seems happy,
Eventhough she's a fatty.
This douchebag is clearly a geek.
This frat bag cracks jokes which are weak.
This hottie seems happy,
Eventhough she's a fatty.
This douchebag is clearly a geek.
Jose is hiding as into the U.S. he did sneak.
Coyote guided him across the contaminated big Rio creek.
For the frat house job Jose was glad
'til he looked around and got very mad
Gag! He retched, "What a douche-looking geek!"
Coyote guided him across the contaminated big Rio creek.
For the frat house job Jose was glad
'til he looked around and got very mad
Gag! He retched, "What a douche-looking geek!"
What's with the mouth on this choad?
Did he just finish scarfing a load?
With hotties pretending
Blowjobs neverending
Pedro in back just got blowed
Did he just finish scarfing a load?
With hotties pretending
Blowjobs neverending
Pedro in back just got blowed
# posted by : 10:43 AM
: 10:43 AM
Morse code on Limerick Wednesday?
Boatbutter pulls out a new trick play
It's a language so weird
That he should be revered
For the technique he uses to 'bagslay
Boatbutter pulls out a new trick play
It's a language so weird
That he should be revered
For the technique he uses to 'bagslay
Yo Vinne tonights gonna be great
get Joey and Johnny we're gonna be late
I stole my friends dads trans am
we'll take the turnpike to the jam
where we'll drink goose and circle jerk masterbate
get Joey and Johnny we're gonna be late
I stole my friends dads trans am
we'll take the turnpike to the jam
where we'll drink goose and circle jerk masterbate
# posted by : 10:54 AM
: 10:54 AM
The shit talkin' yesterday was ferocious.
It reminded me of Greasers & Soc's.
With Joe Porsche as Pony Boy,
And John Blaze his faggy toy.
As homos they're both quite precocious!
It reminded me of Greasers & Soc's.
With Joe Porsche as Pony Boy,
And John Blaze his faggy toy.
As homos they're both quite precocious!
Joey Porche, as a man's a disaster
When gobbling knob, none're faster
He claims not to be gay
In a curious way
With grammar and vocab he's no master
When gobbling knob, none're faster
He claims not to be gay
In a curious way
With grammar and vocab he's no master
i don't participate in wednesday limerick usually, but i'd just like to point out that this dude looks like a fuckin' parrot fish.
Clearly, the Porsche virus has spread.
Tempting us to kill ourselves dead.
Look at the lips,
we'll all take cyanide dips,
And never see those lips, 'nuff said.
-hanksanass
Tempting us to kill ourselves dead.
Look at the lips,
we'll all take cyanide dips,
And never see those lips, 'nuff said.
-hanksanass
# posted by : 11:29 AM
: 11:29 AM
Mitch meats on Wednesday don't play.
On limericks he don't dig & that's OK.
He calls this dude a parrot fish,
Which as a basket would be a swish!
Perhaps on Friday with haiku the 'bags he'll slay?
On limericks he don't dig & that's OK.
He calls this dude a parrot fish,
Which as a basket would be a swish!
Perhaps on Friday with haiku the 'bags he'll slay?
So far Boat's the champ with 13
On limerickal verse he is keen
He's hating on Joey
Whose thighs are quite doughy
His cadence is tight, rhymes are clean
On limerickal verse he is keen
He's hating on Joey
Whose thighs are quite doughy
His cadence is tight, rhymes are clean
Slayin' bags should be a televised sport!
But on a soccer field, beach, or squash court?
Either way one thing's for sure,
There'll be 2 feet of manure,
In which all contestants will have to cavort.
But on a soccer field, beach, or squash court?
Either way one thing's for sure,
There'll be 2 feet of manure,
In which all contestants will have to cavort.
Don't do the Wednesday Limerick, either (chiefly because I quite suck at them, and have pretty much been a lurker for the past couple of months, anyway), but as I was scrolling down, I just wanted to say Pfah, that Willy Wonka pic had me in stitches. Big Kudos.
-D'Ouchetagnan the Doucheketeer
-D'Ouchetagnan the Doucheketeer
# posted by : 11:47 AM
: 11:47 AM
Brother Baldwin has a gin blossomed face
When he drinks too much, it's a disgrace
Drunk or sober, he won't choose
Can't handle his booze
He lacks alcohol dehydrogenase
When he drinks too much, it's a disgrace
Drunk or sober, he won't choose
Can't handle his booze
He lacks alcohol dehydrogenase
Thanks ed, but you are the man.
And your words you weave like rattan.
It's clear we like limericks,
and admiring hot chicks.
"Hey barkeep, for ed - black & tan!"
And your words you weave like rattan.
It's clear we like limericks,
and admiring hot chicks.
"Hey barkeep, for ed - black & tan!"
This 'bag has a lot going for him
Even though hottie's trying to ignore him
Spiked hair and soul patch
He'd be a great catch
For a dude that is, girls just bore him
Even though hottie's trying to ignore him
Spiked hair and soul patch
He'd be a great catch
For a dude that is, girls just bore him
A Parrots face true that is his,
No gold fish to eat just jizz.
His cheeks they are red,
To many balls to the head,
Joey's been using his ass like a sled.
No gold fish to eat just jizz.
His cheeks they are red,
To many balls to the head,
Joey's been using his ass like a sled.
God, this guy's such a choad.
Looks like he's holding a load,
inside his mouth,
when he swollows, it'll go south,
And the hottie will hit the proverbial road.
HanksAnAss
Looks like he's holding a load,
inside his mouth,
when he swollows, it'll go south,
And the hottie will hit the proverbial road.
HanksAnAss
# posted by : 12:14 PM
: 12:14 PM
A douche bag that thinks he is slick,
Greasing his forehead duct taping his dick.
Faux hawk is douche classic,
Hottie wants my vlasic.
Pedro please bitch slap this prick.
Greasing his forehead duct taping his dick.
Faux hawk is douche classic,
Hottie wants my vlasic.
Pedro please bitch slap this prick.
Sucking on prunes can be so "lightening",
although excessive colon blow is very frightning
In case of missing the pot,
he'd have help from the hot,
as she'd be wiping the slop he's creating.
although excessive colon blow is very frightning
In case of missing the pot,
he'd have help from the hot,
as she'd be wiping the slop he's creating.
Thanks boat, that drink I'll enjoy
Slaying 'bags is like playing with toys
They make it so easy
Club lifestyles so sleazy
Their self-image we try to destroy
For Boat, Pfah, and Dark here's the thing
Their A-game, they always bring
I laugh in between
Spewing Coke on my screen
For sheer comedy, you guys are king
Slaying 'bags is like playing with toys
They make it so easy
Club lifestyles so sleazy
Their self-image we try to destroy
For Boat, Pfah, and Dark here's the thing
Their A-game, they always bring
I laugh in between
Spewing Coke on my screen
For sheer comedy, you guys are king
Fuckin'-A, I'm gonna get fired.
I haven't done shit today, and now I'm dead tired.
But 'bags must be wasted!
I mean literally - lambasted!
It's essential, imperitive, and required.
I haven't done shit today, and now I'm dead tired.
But 'bags must be wasted!
I mean literally - lambasted!
It's essential, imperitive, and required.
Been reading this thread for a minute.
Twenty bucks says he won't win a Pennant.
Cos' he shoves the balls up his ass,
so he'll stop passing gas.
This hottie hates the picture but she's in it.
-hanksanass-
Twenty bucks says he won't win a Pennant.
Cos' he shoves the balls up his ass,
so he'll stop passing gas.
This hottie hates the picture but she's in it.
-hanksanass-
# posted by : 12:38 PM
: 12:38 PM
Run with the Goose,
Her conch is so loose.
Baldwin sure stinks,
she looks like a minx,
And now i turn to the juice.
-HanksAnAss-
Her conch is so loose.
Baldwin sure stinks,
she looks like a minx,
And now i turn to the juice.
-HanksAnAss-
# posted by : 12:40 PM
: 12:40 PM
Rocky choad references his gherkin.
Your limericks kill - your mojo is workin'
Her arms are quite chunky.
His nose? see proboscis monkey
And his chin...I think that's a merkin.
Your limericks kill - your mojo is workin'
Her arms are quite chunky.
His nose? see proboscis monkey
And his chin...I think that's a merkin.
Keep pouting if you must,
douche lips are caloused.
From smoking too much pole,
and tonging bung hole.
Like a squirel who cant get enough nuts.
douche lips are caloused.
From smoking too much pole,
and tonging bung hole.
Like a squirel who cant get enough nuts.
Why does this 'bag show a pucker?
His girlfriend may have just blown a trucker
And a mouthfull of jizz
Snowballed from Liz
Makes him look like he licked a ZOUR sucker
His girlfriend may have just blown a trucker
And a mouthfull of jizz
Snowballed from Liz
Makes him look like he licked a ZOUR sucker
rocky_choad,
Please don't bash squirrels! Who else will bite your little children gorging thier faces with food at the park and playground? They need to make a livivng too!
Please don't bash squirrels! Who else will bite your little children gorging thier faces with food at the park and playground? They need to make a livivng too!
This douchebag how long will he linger?
scratches his ass and then smells his finger.
Has a hottie in tow,
We know it's Pedro he'll blow,
If pole was a mic he'd be a singer.
scratches his ass and then smells his finger.
Has a hottie in tow,
We know it's Pedro he'll blow,
If pole was a mic he'd be a singer.
Here's a picture of undercover white trash.
Baldwin douche has no cash
so he buys Armani from Ross
yet Trailer nottie is on the sauce
so her pussy she will let him bash.
-Egg Drop Douche (a.k.a. Asian Massage Parlor enthusiast)
Baldwin douche has no cash
so he buys Armani from Ross
yet Trailer nottie is on the sauce
so her pussy she will let him bash.
-Egg Drop Douche (a.k.a. Asian Massage Parlor enthusiast)
# posted by : 1:15 PM
: 1:15 PM
In his hair this douche uses lather.
So in the middle, like a ridge, it will gather.
And in his mouth like ed saw,
A load! Twixt his cheek and his jaw!
Because when Joey Porsche pitches, he's catcher.
So in the middle, like a ridge, it will gather.
And in his mouth like ed saw,
A load! Twixt his cheek and his jaw!
Because when Joey Porsche pitches, he's catcher.
Squirrels I'll never bash,
just choads with a soul patch.
Rubbing grease on hot tail,
while "Tea baggin" Manuel,
Being a tailer his pincussion's his ass.
just choads with a soul patch.
Rubbing grease on hot tail,
while "Tea baggin" Manuel,
Being a tailer his pincussion's his ass.
Just swallowed a load from a guy,
Acting ungay - you only fucking try,
Du är inte klok,
Because you suck cock,
Alles hat ein Ende - nur die Wurst hat zwei!
^ OK, this is my 2nd Limerick. Trilingual with some common sayings.
Acting ungay - you only fucking try,
Du är inte klok,
Because you suck cock,
Alles hat ein Ende - nur die Wurst hat zwei!
^ OK, this is my 2nd Limerick. Trilingual with some common sayings.
# posted by : 1:29 PM
: 1:29 PM
@norse douche destroyer 1:29
Das ist super!!! Klasse!!!
Hotties eyes are decieving,
Headbutt has started the Bleething.
His bling has no soul,
so small is his pole,
God damn, his face must be seething!
-HanksAnAss-
Das ist super!!! Klasse!!!
Hotties eyes are decieving,
Headbutt has started the Bleething.
His bling has no soul,
so small is his pole,
God damn, his face must be seething!
-HanksAnAss-
# posted by : 1:43 PM
: 1:43 PM
Norse destroyer, his limerick's sehr gut.
For slayin' douche, he has the taste of red blud.
And the joke about the sausage
Was like a fastball from Gossage,
I know a little German and his name is Helmut.
For slayin' douche, he has the taste of red blud.
And the joke about the sausage
Was like a fastball from Gossage,
I know a little German and his name is Helmut.
Boatbutter his minds in the gutter,
his rymes are both uber and utter.
Making fun of choads chin,
his fauxhawk and skin,
Laughing my ass off to this like no other.
his rymes are both uber and utter.
Making fun of choads chin,
his fauxhawk and skin,
Laughing my ass off to this like no other.
Norse Douche, that's not a bad rhyme
The addiction will grow over time
You'll start dreaming in cadence
Your life in abeyance
Searching for that limerick, sublime
Boatbutter and I are lost causes
On Wednesdays we compose without pauses
Beware or you'll be
Just like him and me
Slaves to the perfect limerick clauses
The addiction will grow over time
You'll start dreaming in cadence
Your life in abeyance
Searching for that limerick, sublime
Boatbutter and I are lost causes
On Wednesdays we compose without pauses
Beware or you'll be
Just like him and me
Slaves to the perfect limerick clauses
Rocky_Choad has been hiding somewhere
Avoiding the douchebags' dead stare
Now he's in the ring swinging
His barbs causing stinging
The douchebags are on the ropes, I swear!
Avoiding the douchebags' dead stare
Now he's in the ring swinging
His barbs causing stinging
The douchebags are on the ropes, I swear!
Her hair - on my pillow all mussed.
His face - red; from repeated ball thrust.
My boss thinks I'm lazy,
But limerick day is FUCKIN' CRAZY!
My attitude - I've got to readjust.
His face - red; from repeated ball thrust.
My boss thinks I'm lazy,
But limerick day is FUCKIN' CRAZY!
My attitude - I've got to readjust.
My wheels have completely come off!
I sit here and giggle and cough.
Rocky_choad is my hero
His words? Like paintings by Miro.
Our Horseboy clearly eats from a trough.
I sit here and giggle and cough.
Rocky_choad is my hero
His words? Like paintings by Miro.
Our Horseboy clearly eats from a trough.
Can you imagine being one of these assholes?
And into your sphincter having Richard Gere place a vole?
But these douchebags abide,
Being bound, gagged and slathered with Glide!
Goddamn! This thread's as long as the Dead Sea Scrolls.
And into your sphincter having Richard Gere place a vole?
But these douchebags abide,
Being bound, gagged and slathered with Glide!
Goddamn! This thread's as long as the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Keep fighting on fellow hunters!
The douchebags soon we will plunder!
If we stick to the verse,
they'll be in a hearse.
Drinking Night Train we'll throw them asunder.
Rocky_Choad made me piss my pants.
My hair stood up, like Jack Nance.
Jesus Christ this is funny,
When i get fired, i'll have no money,
Termoil will be the state of my finance.
-hanksanass-
The douchebags soon we will plunder!
If we stick to the verse,
they'll be in a hearse.
Drinking Night Train we'll throw them asunder.
Rocky_Choad made me piss my pants.
My hair stood up, like Jack Nance.
Jesus Christ this is funny,
When i get fired, i'll have no money,
Termoil will be the state of my finance.
-hanksanass-
# posted by : 2:24 PM
: 2:24 PM
Oh I just coughed up a lung,
laughing at A/X man is sinfully fun.
Pursing his lips like a hoo-hoo,
looking for a pole that will spew goo,
Instead he should swallow a gun.
laughing at A/X man is sinfully fun.
Pursing his lips like a hoo-hoo,
looking for a pole that will spew goo,
Instead he should swallow a gun.
a bag drinks his smirnoff ice
with a lime for some mexican spice
his friends call him gay
he says 'not today!'
and prematurely ejaculates ...twice.
---choaderhouse of parma
with a lime for some mexican spice
his friends call him gay
he says 'not today!'
and prematurely ejaculates ...twice.
---choaderhouse of parma
# posted by : 3:17 PM
: 3:17 PM
Is the gun he should swollow made of flesh?
Hark! The ol Rocky_Choad would answer best!
This asshole deserves a lynching,
looks like his buttcheek the hottie is pinching.
Can he hold the cum, take the pain, and pass the test?
-hanksanass-
Hark! The ol Rocky_Choad would answer best!
This asshole deserves a lynching,
looks like his buttcheek the hottie is pinching.
Can he hold the cum, take the pain, and pass the test?
-hanksanass-
# posted by : 3:24 PM
: 3:24 PM
The latter end of my work day's in ruin.
The soda I once was drinking, now out my nose comes a spewin'
All of your clever jeers
Have left me in tears.
All the while my stock's been accruin'!!!
Woooooooooo!
The soda I once was drinking, now out my nose comes a spewin'
All of your clever jeers
Have left me in tears.
All the while my stock's been accruin'!!!
Woooooooooo!
# posted by : 3:46 PM
: 3:46 PM
I'm assuming that no one is reading.
I've laughed so much that my nose is now bleeding.
Today wasn't bad,
A few laughs I have had,
At douchebags and lots of sick-ass Bleething.
-hanksanass-
I've laughed so much that my nose is now bleeding.
Today wasn't bad,
A few laughs I have had,
At douchebags and lots of sick-ass Bleething.
-hanksanass-
# posted by : 4:13 PM
: 4:13 PM
What does all this "bleething" mean?
Does it have to do with coke-binging like Yasmine?
Or is it the guiddo's drug of choice
That allows her to scream rape! with no voice
While the 'bags take photos of her groped in between.
Does it have to do with coke-binging like Yasmine?
Or is it the guiddo's drug of choice
That allows her to scream rape! with no voice
While the 'bags take photos of her groped in between.
# posted by : 4:33 PM
: 4:33 PM
Well Bleething states ALOT!
It defines what a classy chick is not.
When they've gone beyond being dumb,
you watch and feel kind of bum.
Better get back to your room, light a pipe, and smoke some pot.
-hanksanass-
It defines what a classy chick is not.
When they've gone beyond being dumb,
you watch and feel kind of bum.
Better get back to your room, light a pipe, and smoke some pot.
-hanksanass-
# posted by : 4:42 PM
: 4:42 PM
Today you slayers brought it hardcore!
Acknowledgements to boatbutter for
Writing away his job--
You sure burned this cock-knob--
And thanks for the laughs to many more!
Acknowledgements to boatbutter for
Writing away his job--
You sure burned this cock-knob--
And thanks for the laughs to many more!
# posted by : 4:50 PM
: 4:50 PM
A repsonse to phah at 10:02:
"why da fuck would you think we man-screw?
just cuz when we pork chicks
we swordfight wit our dickz
don't mean we like dem covered in poo!"
Counterparry and counter-riposte:
When "fucking", what do you boys like most?
If the swordplay thrills you,
Or if it just kills you
At a "No!" to the anal--you're toast!
A remise in case that one falls short:
If seducing the chicks were a sport,
Could you play on your own
Or--as pictures have shown--
Do you trust in your "bros" for support?
(Sorry, this one's a compound attack:)
If it's the former, just holla back!
Then I might reconsider
But until then--spitter
Or guzzler when you're licking the sac?!
Wait, does that need clarification?
Here is the simple explanation:
Douchebaggin' with your friends
Implies cocks in rear ends:
Poon lust needs not this demonstration.
"why da fuck would you think we man-screw?
just cuz when we pork chicks
we swordfight wit our dickz
don't mean we like dem covered in poo!"
Counterparry and counter-riposte:
When "fucking", what do you boys like most?
If the swordplay thrills you,
Or if it just kills you
At a "No!" to the anal--you're toast!
A remise in case that one falls short:
If seducing the chicks were a sport,
Could you play on your own
Or--as pictures have shown--
Do you trust in your "bros" for support?
(Sorry, this one's a compound attack:)
If it's the former, just holla back!
Then I might reconsider
But until then--spitter
Or guzzler when you're licking the sac?!
Wait, does that need clarification?
Here is the simple explanation:
Douchebaggin' with your friends
Implies cocks in rear ends:
Poon lust needs not this demonstration.
# posted by : 5:17 PM
: 5:17 PM
Wait, was that Joey Porsche? Or have I made a mistake?
I thought he was out having a taste of the man cake?
Figured he was out blowing friends,
fucked them over in a coke deal, had to make amends.
Next week will JP be having his wake?
-HanksAnAss-
I thought he was out having a taste of the man cake?
Figured he was out blowing friends,
fucked them over in a coke deal, had to make amends.
Next week will JP be having his wake?
-HanksAnAss-
# posted by : 5:36 PM
: 5:36 PM
I've spewed my beer multiple times
While reading all these funny rhymes
Now I'd like to try
To make fun of this guy
So forgive me of my limerick crimes.
While reading all these funny rhymes
Now I'd like to try
To make fun of this guy
So forgive me of my limerick crimes.
# posted by : 7:40 PM
: 7:40 PM
So this douche thinks he's hot in his A/X?
And that kissy/horse-face that he affects?
Chic should run from this perp
I bet he has the herp
And a standing prescription for Valtrex.
TinyE
(I'm the anon with the "forgive my crimes" limerick above... that was my first limerick. This is the second. Hope they don't blow.)
And that kissy/horse-face that he affects?
Chic should run from this perp
I bet he has the herp
And a standing prescription for Valtrex.
TinyE
(I'm the anon with the "forgive my crimes" limerick above... that was my first limerick. This is the second. Hope they don't blow.)
# posted by : 7:52 PM
: 7:52 PM
These limericks are like a strong drug
When inspired by greasy douche-mug
My studies do call
But these poems enthral!
And on me the two strongly tug.
TinyE
When inspired by greasy douche-mug
My studies do call
But these poems enthral!
And on me the two strongly tug.
TinyE
# posted by : 8:10 PM
: 8:10 PM
Yes, "enthrall" should have one more 'L'
With a degree, you'd think I could spell
But I hit mental ruts
Upon viewing this putz
With a 'healthy' yet undeserved belle.
TinyE
With a degree, you'd think I could spell
But I hit mental ruts
Upon viewing this putz
With a 'healthy' yet undeserved belle.
TinyE
# posted by : 8:25 PM
: 8:25 PM
TinyE you are getting the hang.
Now you are part of our gang.
For it's douches we bash!
Slash, trash & thrash!
And for their world we pray sturm und drang!
Now you are part of our gang.
For it's douches we bash!
Slash, trash & thrash!
And for their world we pray sturm und drang!
At the party a hottie expected
much better than what she selected;
his freakish slimed lips,
and a douche head that tips,
assures us that he is infected.
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much better than what she selected;
his freakish slimed lips,
and a douche head that tips,
assures us that he is infected.
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