wow. this kids got balls, i'll give him that. jesus.
 

I believe he was instructed NOT to touch the models. Poor kid can't even afford a quality hearing aid.
 

I hope the brothers who beat this guy with garbage cans also smoke the blunt he's got tucked into his scull cap WHILE beating him, then blow the smoke into his eyes and wounds.

This shirt reminds me, I need to get one made that says "Honky by popular demand".
 

i typically frown on being a white apologist, but in this case...i'm sorry black people. i truly truly am sorry.
 

Theyve discovered a way of creating diamonds in the belly buttons of hot twins.
 

@bcs-
Your avatar just gave me a seizure.
 

I totally agree with the message on this guy's shirt, if by "Black" he means "Sodomized with a post-hole digger".

The girls are really into him; it really shines on their faces. Or maybe that's just mascara grease.

The blunt in the skull cap is what pushes that from eye-rolling derision to full-bore incandescent hatred for me. Haaaad to go there, dintcha?

Vader: If you go to Maddox's Best Page in the Universe, where he just posted his annual update, he wails on the Empire style of dresses (tit curtains, as he calls them). I figured that would take the edge off of your hangover, unlike BCS's epilepsy triggering avatar.
 

i just thought id leave it on for a few minutes to horrify everyone
 

I love Maddox man, he finally updated??? jesus its about time
 

But is he truly a douchebag? That is the question. He seems too scrawny and too pasty-- and he is shorter than the models. Just saying...
 

Doctors have recently discovered the effects of having intercourse with the Prompa's.

I'm totally ambivalent about this wigger. I'd write something clever or witty about him but this is just sad. You know this kid is going to get his ass beaten in a back alley by a rightfully angry group of brothers someday. And I for one fully support them, hell I'll chip in $20 for their defense team to boot.
 

The skull cap, sleeveless shirt with stupid slogan, inbred experession, and cigar...what the hell?

I don't know what to make of this person.

The twins are hot from the neck down. Faces are a little red.
 

This has to be some kind of dare, like when Bruce Willis walked through South Central naked with the sign on that said I hate black people, only to have Sam L Jackson befriend him. Only this douche had two ridiculously hot throw pillows adopt him and protect him from the hordes of dudes waiting to kick his ass.
I reference David Faustino, Brian Austin Greene, Joey Lawrence, and Mario Van Peebles as examples of white guys who should be happy with who they are rather than putting out rap albums.
Mario Van Peebles is black? Oops.
 

I hope there's an "after" photo of him with 2 black eyes and a broken arm.

Boobies.
 

I'm not too sure how to respond to the attrocity staring me in the face.
It's kind of depressing...


Those hotties are the JP EXP.
This is a dare.
And yes, he will have his own rectum handed to him after the party.
 

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filtersweep makes a great point.

i don't think this kid is a douchebag.

but he's definitely an asshole.
 

Thanks for that Darksock. Humor is an excellent hangover cure in the absence of sex or a bacon chili cheeseburger, especially if it is righteously indignant. The bit about dresses that look like your head is coming out of giant vagina was priceless. And from now on, I shall refer to those goddamn awful empire dresses as tit curtains.
 

This asshole is the poster child for abortion. What a fuckin' dumbass. I guarantee this kid wouldn't make it five minutes in Fresno with that shirt on.
 

Judging by the look on his face and the fact that his hands are not actually on their waists I would say that just out of the picture is a very large gentleman reminding him that he will be severely injured if he dares to put palm to flesh.
 

@bcs
That avatar is the shit! You should do one with the hotties too.

As for this turd, Hasn't he seen the "white and nerdy" video?

Lotd
 

Anon 1:18 beat me to it. That's some crafty shit BCS. I am still waiting for something from Pfah even though I have not asked. He knows I dig the Steelers and Poca...... There you go.


See what happens when you let your kids watch the BET. Fuck you Viacom.
 

please add Jimmy Page to your theft of black music artists along with Elvis.
 

@b.a.g.....ok buddy. avatar coming your way tomorrow.
 

Not another Eminem PLEASE!!!..... we have enough with one friggin looser like Eminem to have another one in the world... the translation of the shirt is "I wear this to confuse chicks the will think I have it big... but in high school I was known as "potato fry size Jim".

What is worst is that this kind of attitude is OFFENSIVE... I would like to see what a real african-american dude opinion about this fart face... and of course someone bitch slapping him with a brick...


Blondies mcabs twins are the perfect place to cure my insomnia, thunder clapping abdominal excercises followed by me using tan lotion in her funny parts *faints*


Hans Von Douchepants
 

I was at that party at UW Madison and those girls are not models. I feel privileged to know this douchebag.
 

@Hans, I consider myself to be a real African American and i feel like the kid was just goofing off. I want to think it's a frat initiation or something. This kid would not even get noticed on any other day of the week without the hotts and the shirt.

So next time you "Crankin that Soulja Boy or whatever other dance/dress fad MTV tells you is cool, think about this poor soul. And by poor soul I mean waste of a back shot. And by back shot i mean facial.
 

You're WHITE, dipshit! Can somebody please hit this moron over the head with a cheesecloth filled with horse manure?
 

this kid is quite simply a tool of the highest order. I don't even think he qualifies as a real douchebag.
As for getting his ass kicked...he's like 5'2" and looks like a more white trash bud bundy (if that's possible). He already got his ass kicked by life and it will continue long into his future. I actually feel sorry for this little bastard.
 

LOL, nice
-Austin (across the hall)
 

WIGGERSAYWHAAAT!!!!


Just DOuche It.
 

Damn... Britney Spears' kid grew up fast!
 

@douchetorious B.A.G.: Copy that 10-4 pal!

Ok but by facial I would mean with a 10 tons of bricks :D



Hans "hates eminem" Von Douchepants
 

@bcs: I think your avatar broke several blood vessels in my brain. I feel it swelling.

Nice work!

Yes, the kid's an asshole. The Butterface twins are so Wisconsin. (I mean that as a compliment.)

Oh, and fuck Fish Slap.
 

Oh I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller but mainly I wish i was a little bit Taller
 

The label said "Don't wash Eminem in Hot Water"
 

it was halloween in madison and those girls were definitely not models
 

I wish I had a girl who looked good; I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 Impalla.
 

If this is indeed a bar in Madison, its hopefully an anomaly. The loser and the barbie twins must of sucked off an Admissions Counselor.

Playboy this month features the Mad-town bar scene here.
 

Skee-lo doesn't get enough credit as a trailblazer for short people.
 

them girls is scary, happy halloween bitches
 

Is froto freaking serious? I am burdened by his stature and anti-sleeve demeanor.
 

dumb-ass shirt; dumb-ass head gear, but I'd sure as hell take him naked.
 

now...usually i don't like to say this but uh...THAT GUY IS A WIGGER STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN! BLACK BY POPULAR DEMAND? MY ASS! SOMEONE SHOULD SLAP THAT WHITE BOY (not being racist here...i mean he IS white so...) SILLY! THAT HITE BOY NEEDS TO GET KIS ASS KICKED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the girls don't look that great...