Friday, November 16, 2007
Beach 'Baggin'
I can't tell which is classier. The Doggie 'Bag on the beach or the lighter on the ass cheek.
But there's one thing I do know.
It's Friday Night. Time to go out, pound some PBRs, and liberate a hott or two from the clutches of a greasebag.
This means you. If you're a guy, get out there and start liberating. If you're a hott, get out there and kick a douche in the ballsack.
Your unwashed narrator, The DB1, is satiated after a tasty Trader Joes chicken and rice dish, downed with a tasty cup of the 'Train, and polished off with a Twinkie or three.
Looking good, Mortimer! Feeling good, Valentine!
Time to start drinkin'.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:06 PM 
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It looks like this beach bag-ette has had a Twinkie or three herself. It's probably a good thing she smokes to supress her appetite or she would have to be on Fatchickswithdouchebags.com
This looks like the kind of guy that would be a virtuoso if he spent the same amount of time learning to play a real guitar instead of Queertar Hero.
And the line is, "Looking good Lewis. Feeling good Billy Ray."
-- Douche against the machine
This looks like the kind of guy that would be a virtuoso if he spent the same amount of time learning to play a real guitar instead of Queertar Hero.
And the line is, "Looking good Lewis. Feeling good Billy Ray."
-- Douche against the machine
# posted by 
: 5:27 PM
: 5:27 PM 
Matthew Perry takes a day off from his gig at Steak n' Shake to entertain his second-shift co-worker, Starlene, a single mom with four kids from Cave City, Kentucky.
Fifteen years ago, he never would have seen this moment coming.
The tatt says it all, don't it?
Fifteen years ago, he never would have seen this moment coming.
The tatt says it all, don't it?
Great "Trading Places" reference. I love this site, but it still pisses me off.
# posted by : 7:04 PM
: 7:04 PM
What is it with the anime spikey hairdos? Seriously people stop it.
More importantly, what is it with the doggie baggin pics?! Does it make the bag feel more like a man when they pose in such a fashion?
And who are the chicks that pose for these?
The end is nigh. These pics are proof. Repent mofos.
More importantly, what is it with the doggie baggin pics?! Does it make the bag feel more like a man when they pose in such a fashion?
And who are the chicks that pose for these?
The end is nigh. These pics are proof. Repent mofos.
He's been framed for drugs, lost his brokerage job, lost his home, and is now hanging out with a prostitute.
Who lost the bet and owes DB1 $1?
Who lost the bet and owes DB1 $1?
He looks like the 7th (and rejected) member of Linkin Park (circa 2001). This depresses more than you will ever know.
And not only is he the biggest beach douche-baguette, he had the audacity to bring along Britney Spears to witness some of the most horrifying outdoor douchery in the history of mankind.
And not only is he the biggest beach douche-baguette, he had the audacity to bring along Britney Spears to witness some of the most horrifying outdoor douchery in the history of mankind.
Aisde from her trashbagginess, I don't know what I find more repulsive about this slott...the cocoa-puff hanging off her ribs or her meaty arms in Silverback Gorilla formation with gnarly Elephant-leg elbow.
DisFrakkinGusting.
Do you have to smoke so bad that you carry your LIGHTER in your bikini bottoms?
Just what I want, a girl who stinks of cigs, beer, sweat and chain smokes.
YOu aren't a back alley hooker, but you sure smell like one.
Do you have to smoke so bad that you carry your LIGHTER in your bikini bottoms?
Just what I want, a girl who stinks of cigs, beer, sweat and chain smokes.
YOu aren't a back alley hooker, but you sure smell like one.
# posted by : 10:38 AM
: 10:38 AM
she is one lake Havasu weekend away from loosing full custody of her 3 kids.. wow.. her bikini strap is cutting into her flesh like butcher's twine wrapped around an untrimmed pork tenderloin.. as for him, well.. the tatoo is prophetic, if you are drunk enough and squint.. it reads "douches to 'bags"
-baggy von chaodlescrote
-baggy von chaodlescrote
# posted by : 11:57 AM
: 11:57 AM
Heyyy...wait a minute...I have those same bikini bottoms!
Except mine actually fit...
And I don't typically store a lighter in mine either.
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Except mine actually fit...
And I don't typically store a lighter in mine either.
# posted by : 12:40 PM
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