Wow. The look on that choad's face makes it.
 

Hey all you cowboys and cowgirls gather round 'cuz it's time for the dry-hump rodeo.

First get yerself a nice drunken little piggy in which to ride around the bar. Make sure she's tied up before you mount her. And when you do mount, remember, always mount from the left side of that wild hog.

Now, get yer most inoffensive male friend to kneel behind this rowdy, drunken slut and have him pretend to do this whore doggie-style. Or as we like to call it in the dry-hump rodeo, piggy-style.
This is sure to get laughs because everyone knows that this delicate and sensitive guy has no such moves in his sexual repertoire. HAHAHA.

Now you yourself get on the back of this greasy slut, position yourself for a ride, then turn your head like you're a porn star facing the camera and getting ready to taste the salty springs coming forth from the fat porn actors on each side of you.

Now yer a true rodeo professional.
YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWW!!!!!
 

ouch.

damn that is funny as hell. from HOT to NOT in 2 seconds. he's completely oblivious that he's driving her teeth into the bar.

he: OOOooooOOohhh yeah! i am the man!

girl on top: must.....stick.....tongue......out....

girl on bottom: Mmmfmdfpp! Glasasdfuu...edger...


nice work DB1!
 

Is it still called a "curb stomp" when you replace the curb with a bar? Bleeth or not, I think someone should break that glass in front of her and stuff the shards into this douche's grinning maw for pile-driving this poor girl into a plank of oak.
 

Not really a douche but an asshole none the less. To hell with the whore with the tramp stamp.

The brunette is good to go and this asshole can only think about looking like a gay actor on Cinemax.
 

@ rocky choad

Are you hating on tramp stamps?
 

@doucegirl everyone's hating on tramp stamps. It's the female equivalent of the barbed-wire-across-the-upper-arm tat.

If you have one, means that there's about a 10% chance that your IQ is greater than room temperature. If it is greater, too bad you're still slightly off.
 

that might not be the douchiest photo on here, but it is easily the funniest....
 

@reservoir douche-
I believe the technical term is "bar sandwich".

As for this pic, God Bless the girl on top. Not only is she gonna hold on for at LEAST 7, but she even gave her ride a nice smack with the left hand. Perfect.
And this pic only gets better. Notice the leech crawling up dude's leg. Hilarity will really ensue once it gets to his crotch.
 

now hang on a damn minute....

tribal tramp stamps are ridiculous. however, not all tramp stamps are bad. i've seen some really nice ones. my wife has a beautiful lion fish tattoo on her lower back. she's smart as a whip, has the patience to put up with my ass, and is smoking hot.
 

And (drum roll please), this pic gives a whole new meaning to the term Ho Down. (Ba dum dum).

Pfah, photo evidence please. You know how this crowd is. Nothing less will do.
 

It's weird, guys have such polar reactions to the tramp stamps. They either LOVE them, or just plain hate them with a passion.

And yes, I do have one.
 

ok vader. just for you.
 

What the hell is wrong with you people? Here you are yammering on about these three when in the background two ghost nipples are eating that guy ALIVE....

excellent Big Lebowski reference, DB1; I had no idea what Sam Elliott's character was talking about with eating the bar. Now I understand.

And by "understand" I mean "what the fuck?!?" When Doggy Grrrl is yodeling ropes of Appleby's Babybacks and Triple Chocolate Meltdown into the porcelain oracle something tells me Girlfrinn here ain't gonna be around to hold her hair out of the toilet. She'll be laying down with Jerry Scrotefield. And waking up with Regret.

Lay off the Tramp Stamps, dammit. Women are hard enough to decode; tramp stamps are awesome shortcuts that let you know she's not in the church glee club and will do nasties #1 thru #5. But not grainy ol' #6. Sorry, BCS.
 

@darksock....yeah man, there it is again. the dreaded GHOST NIPPLE. and this time there's 2! christ, i hope everyone made it out alive......
 

aah, yes, alcohol, the great equalizer.
 

@pfah....well, not everyone...
 

Tramp stamps??

I thought they were cum targets?!
 

Horrible, just horrible. This poor girl took 1 for the team and volunteered to be the donkey in the picture and Seinfeld torpedoes her into the burlwood. That's F'd up! We just poke fun.

It's also the funniest thing i've seen in a week. Does anyone know what the gang sign he's displaying represents?
 

Using the term "tramp stamp" implies that you agree the woman is indeed a tramp. So pfah, you married a tramp. Come to grips with it and that's ok.

If you really think the woman is not a tramp, use the more amenable term, "ass antlers."

I'm old skool. A tramp stamp is a tramp stamp is a tramp stamp belongs on a tramp. No two ways about it.
 

which on is the douchebag? is gender really an issue?
 

hey scurvy, if i ever meet you, i am going to knock you unconscious.
 

Come on pfah, I gave you the "ass antlers" out. You could have taken it.
 

Pfah's wife is hot, I concur. In fact she's so hot she could take a crap wrap it in tinfoil and sell them as tiffany earrings. But unless there is clear visual evidence of said tattoo, it does not exist.
 

Of all the despicable maneuvers a typical bag can add to his repertoire the doggy is the most alarming for me cuz it reminds me that it should be me fake humping that hotts ass and not him. However in this case I'll give this bag a pass since he clearly used poor judgment when selecting which hott to mount. Clearly I would not have chosen the transgender who looks like he/she/it just yacked up his/hers/its Chili's tofu and butternut salad right before this pic was snapped.

I feel left out every time a BL reference is made am I really missing a good flick? Don't know why I never seen it except every time I go the video store I always end up selecting Backside to the Future or Saving Ryan's Privates or When Harry did Sally...well you get the drift. Is there such a thing as too much porn?
 

@d.baggins

I could expound about the ethereal experiences for watching The Big Lebowski, but I'll refrain.
If yer a Coen bros. buff you'll really enjoy it.

"Oh ... nice marmot."
 

You assholes! That bucking bronco is my mistress! Take that picture down or the bar will bite back or I'll tell the saddle 'bag to bareback you until you let out a drunken whiny.
 

I can't look at this without thinking of it as the 'before' picture when Tony Soprano took that guy's head to the bar rail. Bloody Chiclets everywhere. GAK!

On the other hand, guessing at the inevitable trajectory of the that poor young hottie's lifestyle, losing all her teeth now before gravity has its way with her might turn out to be a positive career move. She could specialize and charge at least $25 more an hour for it. Probably $50 if she targets Catholics. Who'da thunk that hanging with douchebags could be so socially elevating?
 

@scurvy...c'mon dude, i am not calling my wife's pretty tattoo an "ass antler". i mean really. ok, maybe i won't knock you unconscious, but i think a kick the the taint is in order.
 

Jerry Scrotefeld begins by throwin' the sissors mafia gang sign.Then he yells out "who wants to take some wood?"

The striped donkey says "mmmmmphh arrghh I do"

It's all good.... by good I mean "Fuck You Fish Slap"!
 

whats with the guy in back with the giant stain all over his clothes....this must be a real classy joint.....
 

That is one Douche o' Plenty -- That's the same Choad who is featured with the spiked 'do in the green Lambrogini from yesterday.
 

Mmm-mmm. She is one sweet lookin' little beaver, ain't she?
 

Lambo Choad Strikes Again.

What a f*cking choad.
 

m'kay...heres my theory....douchey mcdoucherson here saw a quick opprotunity to sneak in a pick without ne1's knowledge...heres how it went down...the girl leaning into the bar looks as if she was passing out right in the middle of the snapshot while the girl on top is to drunk to realize and douchey here has a small window of opprotunity and takes it...hence..this picture is born and submitted by the people who are saying "who the fuck is this douche in this pic?"
 

Wow. I mean. Wow. Where does one begin? I mean who's the bigger douche here? Sure he's rocking the open throated pink button up with the sleeves up and the collar popped. Sure he's got the smile of a serial killer posing "normal." But that chick's face is smearing sweat, Maybelline and shots of love all over the bar. Tramp stamped, and lobotomy faced all over the bar with a girl AND a D-bag riding her? I mean, who IS the douchebag in this? The rider? Or the horse?

-Finn
 

@Finn,

It's a douchebag rodeo!

He's the clown...
 

"We've got a bagger down".... "I repeat, we've got a bagger down!"
 

Well, then, DarkSock the Clown would like to leap to the safety of her barrels...
 

Thanks man I needed a good laugh. Nothing like being owned by a couple douchebags posing for the camera.
 

fuck fish slap!!