just you basic Euro-scrote...
 

Hey Uma come back to the States! Quentin wants to make a sequel to Pulp Fiction.

In the sequal Travolta and Jackson will dress as douchebags out on the town instead of beach bums after they have to seek a safe place to dump their car and change their clothes. Playing the part of "Jimmy" will be DB1.
The part of Mr. Wolf, of course, will be played by Harvey Keitel himself, but dressed as the pimp for the role he played in Taxi Drvier.

So please dear, sweet Uma come home. Come home and rerpise the role which made you semi, somewhat uber hot in the firt place.

Uh what, that's not Uma Thurman in the picture? Oh shit don't I feel stupid.
 

Uma's been uber-hott since she exploded on the screen learning latin terms from John Malcovich. has some miles on her here.
 

Uma? C'mon.
That's Vampira's daughter Betty Von Fraun. She does scare me though.
And Klaus over there? He's waiting for the rise of the Gay Reich.
And by rise I mean beaten about the head with the butt of an M1 Garand.
 

something tells me the photographer got his/her ass kicked seconds after releasing the shutter. look at that girl's glare. CHRIST! i'd hand her my wallet and passport. her 'bag of a man looks like a total douchebag. hey asshole, Neo called. he wants his coat back.

i spent some time in Budapest, Hungary and i gotta tell you.....those Eastern Block countries are full of some shady shit. this guy is probably part of a nightclub mafia there. they run guns, drugs, and girls. it ain't pretty. the drinks are almost as cheap as the women.

Добър ден!
 

@ anon's

The Uma crack was an exaggeration. I didn't really believe it was actually her.
C'mon kids give me more credit than that.

Besides, I wasn't thinking clearly. I was mesmerized by all the LEVI'S in the background.
Bet y'all didn't catch that one, did you bitches!?!

Haha heehee hoho ...
 

He reminds me of one of the guys that was chasing Kramer on the Seinfeld episode because Kramer wouldn't wear the green ribbon for the charity walk. I forget if it was an AIDS walk or which walk.
 

Lars Von Ulstein? Is that you? Wow, I haven't seen you since you drove your zil into the LA River when you were all hopped up on meth, coke, redbull, and stoli. Remember that time you wore your banana hammock to the beach and we all made fun of you because your asshairs were hanging out? That was awesome.
How's the prostitution ring going? You were planning on moving from hookers into cocaine last time we talked, then I think nuclear energy or something. Anyway, bud, good seeing you, take care.

Danny Noonan
 

Douche
Douche haas
Douche haas mich
 

Vlad the Bagpaler
 

Umm uh plinky sir I hate to ruin your fantasy Pulp Fiction sequel but I'm almost positive that the sequel Tarantino is planning will have Travolta in his fat suit and wig going down on Jackson who would then strike down upon him with great vengeance and furious anger.

Which reminds me, you know when your having anal sex with Fish Slap and you pull out and there a little something extra on the tip? Er no just me? Damn it ma you said everyone would be cool with it and now all my cyber friends wont talk to me.
 

ah, a bulgarian douchebag.

what we have here gentlemen is the future. what better place than bulgaria, a once mighty nation that succumbed to first the ottomans, than the communists...
to hold host to this pairing of uber-euro-trash matrix douchebags.

speaking of communists, over the weekend i visited the lovely china section of epcot, and was rewarded with a day and a half of explosive diarrhea, courtesy of nine dragons.

most time was spent at the rose & crown pub. being an alcoholic is pretty easy at epcot.

but enough about me, what about denim donna in the background of this pic.

mother of god. i haven't seen that much denim since ronald reagan was giving birth to the mujahdeen back in the early 80's.

i hate disney world. i need a bath.
this couple looks like
 

@ d. baggins

Dude ... that was out there. Great job.

And now when I go home to the little lady and she irritates me and I start to slap her around I'll recite the famous "strike down upon me" speech immortalized by Mr. Snakes on a Plane.














(I'm kidding. I really do not nor would not every hit my chick. So just relax people.)
 

Having lived in Germany for four months now, I see more baggish 'bags on the bus everyday. More douchey douches crossing the street. But such a vampiric ass-clown? Only at night and never in a mirror...
 

These two give me indigestion.
 

That there is a city as awkwardly named as Plovdiv is all you need to know about it's residents. Where else would these two parodies of pop culture live?
 

Aww c'mon its Gene Simmons!
 

So Xena retired to Hungary; go figger...

@ Pfah:

My brother's living next door in Romania and he's already hooked up with a Christina Ricci look-alike. He verifies what you said; shady and crazy.

He WILL send me some absinthe for Xmas....because absinthe makes the hard grow fonder.
 

yeah you can't really bring europe into this because they have much different standards of baggetry there. and by different standards i mean literally every guy there could be on this site.
 

@darksock

Gotta love thujone. Ever tried it? I bring a little bottle of the fun stuff with me every time I escape from this countries borders or whenever I feel like paying out the nose to get it shipped in. Super yummy and not at all habit forming, at least that's what the dragons and wizards tell me.
 

I see an angry chick and a young, douchey Joe Don Baker. Where's the HC?
 

Ed@2:47-Sorry English is not their first language. It really must suck that their city's name sounds ridiculous to you in a foreign country.
 

I'll give these two a pass, since they are foreigners and are not versed in the nuances of Standard American Douchebaggery.

They might've just seen this on "exciting american TV" and "try out very good outfits one time" to "look like swell american clothes wearing in the discotheque".
 

These two are straight outta 'Blade'.

So sad.
 

Yeah, typical look from the straight outta Prague girls. It'll work, but bring me the latinas and the asians which comprise most of the hard drive. Now Eurotrash Supreme, that dude isn't focking around as Teddy KGB's hitman or some shit.
 

why don't euro tuff guy scrotes scare me? it looks like they just finished a big drop, but it was not drugs.. it was some sort of a bavarian struedel smuggling operation that involved a sweaty french baker named Pierre. no shots were fired, not much money changed hands.. but everybody left smelling of b.o. and tiramisu.

scrotacus
 

She looks like John Turturro in Uma Thurman drag; picture her saying "Yew stole mah sto-reh"...yech.

The lady staring over her shoulder beyond looks like Marie Osmond after a 2-week Nyquil and vodka bender.
 

That's what DiCaprio would look like if he had more testosterone and more doucheosity to him.
 

I think this is why the shiza video craze is so big over there.
 

I just watched the long goodbye the other night...

I second the Bond nomination....

and I'm shuddering at the thought of that 'bag's all black leather wardrobe, and what his closet must smell like....old meat and sweaty bag...ick
 

Elliot Gould? Come on. He is no Bond and i have seen the long goodnight. I think this is only becuase DB1 wants to see his Jewish brother as bond