Did she have a string around her?
Was he pulling her along like a balloon?

He should, otherwise those ga-ga's will float off into space.
 

Way to go Internet Explorer...yet again I cannot take part in the moving picture berating. I hate the internets anyway, they're full of douches.
 

he lies to her as he explains that he once played in the farm leauge for the Yankees and due to a horrific injury, now can only sit and watch, and when I say horrific injury I mean steroids have made his cock shrivel into a man clit.

scrotacus
 

Just your average, typical scene in the outfield at Fenway. How close is Boston to Trenton anyway?
 

Nice yabboos!
To the "gym'bag" with her?:
Damn you 'roid boy.
 

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, those are some nice tits.

I bet her daddy just LOVES the douchebag boyfriend.
 

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Great vid, who captured that? If that aint classic douche bag with hottie, then i dont know what is. What really seels the deal with that guy is the "my zip up hoodie is falling carelessly around my arms because im so cool i dont need to care where it lands or how it looks....EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!"

P.S. LOOOOOOVE the guy sitting directly infront of the camera, even though u cant see his face, you swear you can see the look of disgust on his face as he shakes his head
 

In all fairness, this appears to be at Shea. If that's the case I'm pretty sure you can twirl a video camera around above your head and you're guaranteed that at least 73% of the footage will be douchebags.
 

Shea, Fenway or 1st Energy Park for the Lakewood Blue Claws what's the diff? A douche is a douche is a douche.
 

fuck fish slap!!!
 

She's the kind of girl you DON'T take home to mother.
She's the kind you make nasty, dirty, raunchy home videos with.

I'm just sayin'...
 

At least he brought his mitt to the game.
 

Nice bod, but she has a horse-face.
 

that appeared to be Boardwalk Bag up from the jersey Shore to catch a game. classic douche symptoms with the bling and wifebeater. the floatation devices on that chic were amazing!! totally agree with Plinky, you dont take her home to mom, you just take her home.

i propose that an unshoulded, unzipped hoodie be moved up the scortum scale one notch above undone button-up. any support on this movement?

- Scorticus
 

Nice seats, who takes a chick to a game and buys 6.00 seats?

A douchebag of course.
 

@ Scorticus

I agree with the unshouldered, unzipped hoodie and I'll throw in a sleeveless, zip-up hoodie as well.

Sleeveless hoodies? What the hell is that?!
 

Nice "Bag Bling" and I agree unzipped hoodie is a telltale sign of a scrote.

Fish Slap should die!

Viktor Von Douchebag
 

Oh thats the home the Mutts and one of the shortest shaved brows douches of all time Paul LoDuca.
Without question thats dirt stadium aka Shea

Marcos Douchebagdatis
 

almost reminded me of the hot cholas with gangsta douche out at the left field pavilion at Dodger Stadium. I prefer to hang out in the AM PM Right Field All you can eat pavilion with my fellow fatasses and BBWs
 

Baseball games bring out the best in douches. I recall sitting behind some annoying turd who was berating the opposing team with retarted banter at the top of his lungs. Now, these were fairly decent field level seats, but there was no way the players on the field were actually hearing this joker amongst the other background noise.

After a couple of innings, the right fielder came to the plate, and this moron starts his weak schtick again. The batter grounds out weakly, and this clown turns to his date all proud-like and starts telling her "I'm so in that guy's head. Last night, I was sitting in the right field bleachers yelling at that guy all game. He heard me again and just wanted to get that at bat over."

Seriously. He was taking credit for the guy grounding out. Not because he broke this guy's concentration, mind you. Just because the guy wanted to get back to the bench to avoid douche's awesome heckling powers.
 

(sung sweetly during the 7th inning strecth)
Take me out to see douche-wads,
take me out to see bleeths.
He'll buy her a bud light and churro stick,
high five his pals "yo, she just sucked my dick!"
and it's root, root, root that he takes one,
a tip foul right to his head,
cuz it's one, two, three strikes he's out,
Louisville slugger to his head.

Baggy Bonds
 

Nice, Baggy Bonds.

It's a night game, right?

Then why the fuck is he wearing SUNGLASSES on top of his guido head?

Oh, I forgot. He's a douchebag.

All right then. Never mind.
 

Hey Fuckas thats me in this video.
The Name Is Vinny. But people call me Anvil The Jack Hammer Vinny.
You Faggits call me "Your worse nitemare" cause thats how Im gunna roll on you, all of yous! Believ dat!
And my girl wit me, thats MY GIRL.
And I did used to play in the farm system. tripple A for the kansas city royals.
My uncle is a well known major Leauge player. My blood is all Major Leauge baby!
I once swam with the great whites off australia, whos the douche now?
I once scaled up 5 stories of the empire state bldg drunk, with no net, whos the douche now?
I once had a gun pulled on me and stuck my finger in the barrel and it stoped the bullet from shooting out, whos the douche now?
I once banged 19 bitches in one night, and not one of them wanted any money, whos the douche now?
I once told a cop that his siren was on, but it wasnt, whos the douche now?
I once went to the mall, and did push-ups in the food court as a dare from my boy, whos the douche now?
I never look at the crossing sign when I cross the street, whos the douche now?

Im strait up 100% real and hardcore to the maximus of fullestness potentialness, plus Im ruthless.

And my girl, she loves this big D, and when I put it in her, she knows mines be tha best.

And my sweatshirt, 300$ bitches. Got it wit no problem.

And those tickets, 500$. But It aint no thang.

And what you dont see is my Navigator in the parking lot, protected by Viper so stand back!

So fuck all yall fools.

You want a bit of me, find me at the gym. I'll be the one crunching big weight with the big boys. I'll be the one with all the bitches.
I'll be the one plotting what dude to suck off in the locker room.

Find me.


Dare you!
 

Im strait up 100% real and hardcore to the maximus of fullestness potentialness, plus Im ruthless.

Indeed. I will now step back from you, because you are clearly hardcore, also ruthless.

I'll be the one plotting what dude to suck off in the locker room.

I will now take two more steps back. Big steps.
 

Hey, how come none of my friends have a sweet nickname like Vinny? Let's see what the tool catalog has to offer:

* The Name Is Steve. But people call me Pliers The Electric Planer Steve.

* The Name Is Bill. But people call me Wrench The Welding Helmet Bill.

* The Name Is John. But people call me Clamp The Hydraulic Jack John.

* The Name Is Bob. But people call me Toolbox The 440 lb Capacity Electric Hoist w/ Remote Control Bob.

Bob's name is awesome.
 

I know that's not baseball-douche central aka Wrigley Field.
I don't care how good it looks on tv, take it from a life long Chicagoan Wrigley field is full of the biggest Bags in baseball fandom. Mostly preppy-yuppie douche types, but I'm sure Fish Slap and 'The Chii' boys show up frequently.

Fuck Fish Slap!
 

And those tickets, 500$. But It aint no thang.

You got shafted (and hard, by the sounds of one of your last lines)...there's no way that crappy seats like that (what appears to be right field, near to the foul pole) are worth anything near $500...$75 tops.

And my sweatshirt, 300$ bitches. Got it wit no problem.

Looks like it's worth all of about $20 (if that...I'm being quite nice here).

@adamoda - That really doesn't look like Wrigley...I've been there once and, unless they've remodeled it, it's set up all wrong. If it is, I sat about 5 rows above the dugout...cost me all of about $45 too.
 

I'm finding the comments thread interesting, but I'm pretty sure the David Wright jersey is a dead give away as to which stadium this douche/hottie combo dwells in.
 

Angel Stadium in Anaheim is always full of OC Douche and Inland Empire Bro Bags. Just the type a lot of our HardRock pool pics come from.
 

fuck sports and jocks...The only reason anyone likes sports is they can watch big dumb sterioded oafs run around in tight pants. fuck douchjocks!!
 

notice the older gentleman on the left who sllllllllllowly shakes his head in discust, as he watches another hottie succumb to the douche-side