Monday, November 12, 2007
Is the Gator "vain"?
"Is this the UK's Vainest Man?"
Click on the link for the article in last week's British The Sun newspaper.
Right off the bat I count two main problems with that headline.
1. It's in the form of a question
2. It refers to The Gator as a "man"
Otherwise, the crimson tanned pecs of Wrath of Khan douchitude remain a supreme pinnacle of cataclysmic social catastrophe, and one of the great finds of this site.
I would attack and primatively hump the chiffron slip clinging to blondie's boobie curves with the feral rage of a Madagascar porcupine.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:12 PM 
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I'm just putting this out there so don't get too upset...
his douche rivals the almighty Grieco.
There I said it.
LOTD
his douche rivals the almighty Grieco.
There I said it.
LOTD
# posted by 
: 12:38 PM
: 12:38 PM 
Is it even fair to call him a douche at this point? Don't his weekly atrocities qualify him for immortality so that all who practice the art of douche must worship him? Sure he isn't the Buddha of douche but I think he certainly qualifies for the Bodhisattva of douche leading all fledgling douchlings down the path of bag enlightenment.
# posted by : 12:49 PM
: 12:49 PM
Brunette Britishsideboobs on the left does it for me. I want to serve her earl grey tea and crumpets whilst reciting Lord Byron's Epistle to Augusta. And then bang her, and by bang her I mean bang her like an angry bear.
After staring at both chicks boobies stare at their cheeks (face).
Do they make cheek implants?
Do they make cheek implants?
# posted by : 12:54 PM
: 12:54 PM
Ah, The Gator. He's like the Jelly of the Month Club... that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year!
Where'd he take his schlorthead on vacation this time? Prague? Gdansk? Lucky schlort is really racking up those frequent flyer miles.
Boyfriend on the left needs to work a bit more on his an-abortionist-just-sucked-out-my-frontal-lobes look. Not quite drooly enough, he looks like there's still a smidge of intelligence left there.
The ladies need to take a peek at this pic again. I don't think they'd have those "I'm so proud!" expressions on their faces once they noticed the two guys they're with are perverted gym shoe sniffers.
Where'd he take his schlorthead on vacation this time? Prague? Gdansk? Lucky schlort is really racking up those frequent flyer miles.
Boyfriend on the left needs to work a bit more on his an-abortionist-just-sucked-out-my-frontal-lobes look. Not quite drooly enough, he looks like there's still a smidge of intelligence left there.
The ladies need to take a peek at this pic again. I don't think they'd have those "I'm so proud!" expressions on their faces once they noticed the two guys they're with are perverted gym shoe sniffers.
Why don't the chicks take the hint and piss off? These boys have things to do. Like each other.
At least we now see the source of the ubiquitous cock-n-balls forehead mark.
I've identified that look on his face finally. It's when you're running your ass out on a string trying to poop out a jagged hard-as-carbide steel poop log the diameter of a baseball bat, and you've clenched for 45 seconds straight, and snot's starting to come out of your nose and it's riiiight before you give up and suck in a fresh (well, poop-tainted) breath to sooth your aching abs.
That look. That's his look. Brown Steel.
At least we now see the source of the ubiquitous cock-n-balls forehead mark.
I've identified that look on his face finally. It's when you're running your ass out on a string trying to poop out a jagged hard-as-carbide steel poop log the diameter of a baseball bat, and you've clenched for 45 seconds straight, and snot's starting to come out of your nose and it's riiiight before you give up and suck in a fresh (well, poop-tainted) breath to sooth your aching abs.
That look. That's his look. Brown Steel.
He always appears to have the strained neck, as if trying intensly to swallow a spoonfull of peanutbutter.
The thing that caught my eye in the article was the part about his salon being "masculine." Is there such a thing? Drinking beer and pitching horseshoes is masculine, not having a manicure, pedicure, and botox, DOUCHE!
Deuche Baggilo
The thing that caught my eye in the article was the part about his salon being "masculine." Is there such a thing? Drinking beer and pitching horseshoes is masculine, not having a manicure, pedicure, and botox, DOUCHE!
Deuche Baggilo
Orange must be a status symbol among the douche. Careful ladies when you heat up vegetable oil it turns to Trans Fat! So who knows how many grams of Trans fats are clogging your arteries after this oiled up orange leathery skinned douche comes out of the tanning salon and kisses you. Better grab some Lipitor and skip any grapefruit based cocktails at the club.
heheh....Brown Steel. nice Darksock.
the thing that just pisses me off about The Gator is his ridiculous stare into the camera. he must think that makes him look tough or something. he does it in EVERY picture i've ever seen of him. his internal thoughts must go something like this:
"oh! a camera. another photo op for #1. ok man, be ready. be tough. be numero uno. ready? here it comes. man-up Mr. Alexander. clench the jaw...aaaaand glare." *click* "my asshole tickles."
the thing that just pisses me off about The Gator is his ridiculous stare into the camera. he must think that makes him look tough or something. he does it in EVERY picture i've ever seen of him. his internal thoughts must go something like this:
"oh! a camera. another photo op for #1. ok man, be ready. be tough. be numero uno. ready? here it comes. man-up Mr. Alexander. clench the jaw...aaaaand glare." *click* "my asshole tickles."
why did he need to get his teeth whitened to B1 ultra-white?
No one has ever seen his teeth- he's never cracked a smile. NEVER.
his website makes me cringe...
No one has ever seen his teeth- he's never cracked a smile. NEVER.
his website makes me cringe...
“My friends nickname me the machine," he reveals.
A machine that manufactures an inexhaustible steam of unintentional irony.
A machine that manufactures an inexhaustible steam of unintentional irony.
"Focus, keep motivated, believe in yourself, and above all want it like your very existence depended on it, like the air that you breath, then multiply it by 1000 per cent that’s the zone you need to be in, to be NO1 !!!"
No 1 douchebag
No 1 douchebag
Cheers Blokes. Scott Alexander here.
A mate of mine told me my pictures was on this site, so I thought I'd check it out for myself. What's "The Gater" moniker about? This is a funny site and most of the comments are entertaining. However, you couldn't possibly be further off about me. But, it doesn't really matter. I have achieved more than all of you put together. Come to the UK, I'll buy you a pint and help you out with your lives.
Best, S.A.
A mate of mine told me my pictures was on this site, so I thought I'd check it out for myself. What's "The Gater" moniker about? This is a funny site and most of the comments are entertaining. However, you couldn't possibly be further off about me. But, it doesn't really matter. I have achieved more than all of you put together. Come to the UK, I'll buy you a pint and help you out with your lives.
Best, S.A.
# posted by : 1:28 PM
: 1:28 PM
so are Gator and Fish Slap going to be in the Super Bowl of douche at the end of the year?
i say Gator +7.
what a complete and total choad popsicle. george hamilton knocked up a british girl and microwaved the fetus on the "popcorn" setting. what came out of that microwave grew up to be this thing. i really, truly, with all of my being, hope this guy burns alive. he's halfway there already.
have you ever seen someone so shiny that wasnt a glossy cutout? god i want to hurt.
if i lived in the uk i would seriously hunt this man down and at least punch him in the nose. and by punch i mean stab repeatedly. and by nose i mean stomach.
i say Gator +7.
what a complete and total choad popsicle. george hamilton knocked up a british girl and microwaved the fetus on the "popcorn" setting. what came out of that microwave grew up to be this thing. i really, truly, with all of my being, hope this guy burns alive. he's halfway there already.
have you ever seen someone so shiny that wasnt a glossy cutout? god i want to hurt.
if i lived in the uk i would seriously hunt this man down and at least punch him in the nose. and by punch i mean stab repeatedly. and by nose i mean stomach.
uh, hey Scott? you misspelled 'The Gator'. maybe your chest got in the way of your typing.
i'd take you up on your kind offer to buy me a pint, but then i'd have to hang out with you and your douchy friends for longer than i could possibly handle.
thanks, but no thanks Machine.
i'd take you up on your kind offer to buy me a pint, but then i'd have to hang out with you and your douchy friends for longer than i could possibly handle.
thanks, but no thanks Machine.
@ anon 1:28
Alright bcs, knock it off.
I'm sure the dude wouldn't write us using English vernacular.
And like the Gator is really kicking around his laptop right now because he wanted to see what the doofuses at HCwDB.com are saying about him. Puh-lease.
Alright bcs, knock it off.
I'm sure the dude wouldn't write us using English vernacular.
And like the Gator is really kicking around his laptop right now because he wanted to see what the doofuses at HCwDB.com are saying about him. Puh-lease.
The "botox every 3-6 months" explains a lot. The poor bastard can't smile. He probably can't even blink anymore with that poison-injection routine.
# posted by : 1:34 PM
: 1:34 PM
@Pfah 1:15 PM,
It's not just that. Any of the other people in this pic glowing like they're that house with all the Christmas lights set to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra? I half expect his forhead and chest to start flashing to a synthesizer and thumping beat.
This asshole puts oil all over himself before he goes out. On purpose. Just so that, when he gives that menacing glare, it also looks like he just got done grunting out 4 sets of 10 bench presses. Every. Friggin'. Pic.
(Sorry, I know you know that. It just had to be said. DB1's been trashing my long weekend with all The Gator pics and I'm about ready to pull all my hair out so I look like... well, like you, Pfah. If you had a profusely bleeding scalp, that is...)
Hehehe! You know we love ya, Pfah. Bald is beautiful, baby...
It's not just that. Any of the other people in this pic glowing like they're that house with all the Christmas lights set to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra? I half expect his forhead and chest to start flashing to a synthesizer and thumping beat.
This asshole puts oil all over himself before he goes out. On purpose. Just so that, when he gives that menacing glare, it also looks like he just got done grunting out 4 sets of 10 bench presses. Every. Friggin'. Pic.
(Sorry, I know you know that. It just had to be said. DB1's been trashing my long weekend with all The Gator pics and I'm about ready to pull all my hair out so I look like... well, like you, Pfah. If you had a profusely bleeding scalp, that is...)
Hehehe! You know we love ya, Pfah. Bald is beautiful, baby...
nah wasnt me. considering how vain gator is, his pics would be down within milliseconds of finding them. i bet he would try to sue db1 as well
@Anon 1:28 PM,
You don't also do the voice-overs for all The Outback restaurant commercials I hear on the radio, do you? "Throw another shrimp on the barbie!", and all that?
You don't also do the voice-overs for all The Outback restaurant commercials I hear on the radio, do you? "Throw another shrimp on the barbie!", and all that?
And Gator if that's really you, and you don't like your gloss, we could always change it.
Starting now I'll call you The British Beef Jerkey.
And to my fellow hunters, I've figured out why Gator never smiles. Because he is indeed British and we all know how their mouth-China looks.
Starting now I'll call you The British Beef Jerkey.
And to my fellow hunters, I've figured out why Gator never smiles. Because he is indeed British and we all know how their mouth-China looks.
@bcs,
Pfft. Are you kidding me? If I ever came up with that lame of an attempt of trolling, I'd chuck the keyboard and take up gardening.
Pfft. Are you kidding me? If I ever came up with that lame of an attempt of trolling, I'd chuck the keyboard and take up gardening.
yeah, there's no way that is the Machine. it'd be funny as hell if it was though.
@squatch.....NICE! yeah, i have what i like to call the No Excuses Hairstyle. not much i can do about my forehead's hostile takeover of my entire head.
ah well, i'm more aerodynamic i suppose.
@squatch.....NICE! yeah, i have what i like to call the No Excuses Hairstyle. not much i can do about my forehead's hostile takeover of my entire head.
ah well, i'm more aerodynamic i suppose.
The Gator should be put on trial at the Hague for crimes against humanity.
I honestly believe this could unite all the peoples of the planet and lead us down the path to world peace.
I honestly believe this could unite all the peoples of the planet and lead us down the path to world peace.
# posted by : 1:40 PM
: 1:40 PM
OK boys. It's actually me. I'm out in L.A. doing some promos and my agent here told me about the site. Funny shite. Losers.
# posted by : 1:42 PM
: 1:42 PM
Brown Steel:
I commend you in your successful quest to be "No 1". Now try being "Some 1". Base your life on something besides cash, vanity and the divinely superficial.
Or not. Hell, if it works for you goodonya and keep enough socked back so you can coast into old age once your youth inevitably fades. But back off on the tanner, dude. You look like a new species: Homo Caratene.
Masculine salon?
I commend you in your successful quest to be "No 1". Now try being "Some 1". Base your life on something besides cash, vanity and the divinely superficial.
Or not. Hell, if it works for you goodonya and keep enough socked back so you can coast into old age once your youth inevitably fades. But back off on the tanner, dude. You look like a new species: Homo Caratene.
Masculine salon?
WTF?
no. there's no way. but....just in case.....
hey Gator? if that is actually you, can you give Plinky the brunette's digits in the photo? he wants to take her out for a nice seafood dinner, and then never call her again. if you know what i mean.
no. there's no way. but....just in case.....
hey Gator? if that is actually you, can you give Plinky the brunette's digits in the photo? he wants to take her out for a nice seafood dinner, and then never call her again. if you know what i mean.
If this is the real Scott Alexander, prove it: If you're actually in L.A. go beat down DB1 and post the picture of his mangled orange-smeared body.
DB1, what's your address? This is important.
DB1, what's your address? This is important.
I'm pretty sure I had one of those baseball bat, steel shit moments of which the wordsmith darksock spoke of.
And I'll be damned if I didn't almost tear a stomach muscle. I swear to god that thing cramped up and I cried out in pain.
The worst part about it? My fear of having to be taken to the hospital with my pants around my ankles, half a log sticking out of my ass, and tyring to explain how I could possibly pull a stomach muscle while taking a shit.
So thanks for crystallizing with words my real life experience, darksock.
And I'll be damned if I didn't almost tear a stomach muscle. I swear to god that thing cramped up and I cried out in pain.
The worst part about it? My fear of having to be taken to the hospital with my pants around my ankles, half a log sticking out of my ass, and tyring to explain how I could possibly pull a stomach muscle while taking a shit.
So thanks for crystallizing with words my real life experience, darksock.
darksock .... that was poetic poo smack the like i've never heard before. thanks for the laugh.
Gator, get off the computer. Don't you have a camera to stare into? Wait ... you have a douchebook pro with built in camera ... are you giving me brown steel right now?
Gator, get off the computer. Don't you have a camera to stare into? Wait ... you have a douchebook pro with built in camera ... are you giving me brown steel right now?
# posted by : 1:49 PM
: 1:49 PM
Uh-oh. Someone better lay down some plastic sheeting and put masking tape around the windows here in the comments. DB1's gonna have a hell of a mess on his hands to clean up if not.
Hope he has a good maid service...
Hope he has a good maid service...
You lads are funny. Listen, I would love to stick around and prove that it's actually me, but I'm off to an interview, and then out on the town to entertain some lovely ladies. Something you poor chaps would have no idea about. Seriously, rethink yourelves. It might do you some good.
Cheers!
Cheers!
# posted by : 1:54 PM
: 1:54 PM
well......it is near Christmastime.
i suppose i should probably "rethink my elves".
fuck you Gator. and Fuck Fish Slap too.
i suppose i should probably "rethink my elves".
fuck you Gator. and Fuck Fish Slap too.
Oy! Cheerio and all that rot! Pip pip! Jolly-O!
Any more dumbass British cliches you can bring at us, Anon, ol' chap? You're not gonna soccer riot over Manchester United losing 1/2 - 0 to Real Madrid on us or anything, are you?
Twink.
Any more dumbass British cliches you can bring at us, Anon, ol' chap? You're not gonna soccer riot over Manchester United losing 1/2 - 0 to Real Madrid on us or anything, are you?
Twink.
Goodbye Beef Jerky! Try to moisturize some time in your life.
I'll make sure to tell my fiancee about you and how you're cracking on me for all the girls I'm NOT getting and how you objectify women and treat them like a pair of designer shoes.
Now why don't you go on Oprah and lie to the world about what a "good guy" you are and how you're such a sensitive, deep, and caring individual and how you put other people before yourself you narcassitic, egotisitcal, self centered, conniving, lying, anti-social piece of shit.
Huh, I think I just described a serial killer.
I'll make sure to tell my fiancee about you and how you're cracking on me for all the girls I'm NOT getting and how you objectify women and treat them like a pair of designer shoes.
Now why don't you go on Oprah and lie to the world about what a "good guy" you are and how you're such a sensitive, deep, and caring individual and how you put other people before yourself you narcassitic, egotisitcal, self centered, conniving, lying, anti-social piece of shit.
Huh, I think I just described a serial killer.
“I find the girls like it that I’m well groomed. But I haven’t got a girlfriend at the moment. I haven’t got time!"
'nuff said.
Frankly, I'm having trouble still considering the Gator as douche. I mean, douches inspire a heady mixture of hate, envy and disgust. But after repeatedly seeing his wax-like self, and reading his website, Gator just makes me laugh - I actually want to see more pictures of him, they're just so fucking hilarious.
'nuff said.
Frankly, I'm having trouble still considering the Gator as douche. I mean, douches inspire a heady mixture of hate, envy and disgust. But after repeatedly seeing his wax-like self, and reading his website, Gator just makes me laugh - I actually want to see more pictures of him, they're just so fucking hilarious.
# posted by : 2:06 PM
: 2:06 PM
dude. if the gator actually found this site he would not shrug it off. are you fucking kidding me?
in other news, it appears by my avatar that we find ricky at yet another wacky place this week.
in other news, it appears by my avatar that we find ricky at yet another wacky place this week.
When you're out on the town entertaining the birds and having fish and chips remember to keep that sullen look on your mug full-time; the papparazi could sneak up on you and catch you off-guards smiling or something.
If that look on your face is a result of constipation, do what accountants do and work it out with a pencil.
Cheers, Tally-Ho, Pip Pip and all that rot, my Good Man.
dammit BCS you've cast a pall of paranoia over the whole realm.
IF your real name is BCS.
Or are you posting as the real BCS?
If that look on your face is a result of constipation, do what accountants do and work it out with a pencil.
Cheers, Tally-Ho, Pip Pip and all that rot, my Good Man.
dammit BCS you've cast a pall of paranoia over the whole realm.
IF your real name is BCS.
Or are you posting as the real BCS?
Come on Gator, show us those expensive Chiclets you bought for that no open hole in front of your bloated face. If your not sure of which hole, it's the one that you suck dick with. Douchebag !
O yeah, BOOBIES
O yeah, BOOBIES
# posted by : 2:20 PM
: 2:20 PM
@Plinky 2:06 PM,
"Huh, I think I just described a serial killer." Perfect description of this guy. Fits to a tee. If he didn't have amateur paparazzi following his every move, he'd be hunting down co-eds in King County to satisfy his need to have everyone know he's... No1.
That's why I called for the plastic sheets. Disembowelment is a bitch to clean up after. Umm... or so I can imagine. Not like I have any experience or anything...
What? Stop looking at me like that!
"Huh, I think I just described a serial killer." Perfect description of this guy. Fits to a tee. If he didn't have amateur paparazzi following his every move, he'd be hunting down co-eds in King County to satisfy his need to have everyone know he's... No1.
That's why I called for the plastic sheets. Disembowelment is a bitch to clean up after. Umm... or so I can imagine. Not like I have any experience or anything...
What? Stop looking at me like that!
DB1, after reading that you and I are not cool anymore. He should not be in the Hall, nor should he be anywhere near HCwDB. this site should be reserved for all things douche as it is, but the attention we paid this condom break is much too much. Again it will take a lot from you for me to recover from this. I feel like you just told me that I have Santa is not real, or I have no chance at Poca. Maybe some nice sideboobs will ease the pain.
Gator needs to come out the Hall. Ricky should have that spot.
Gator needs to come out the Hall. Ricky should have that spot.
# posted by : 2:25 PM
: 2:25 PM
Damn BCS, i didnt even read your comment, but you got non homo douche love for Ricky as well. we need a Ricky for the hall poll or something.
Yeah he lost, but i still would put him against a lot of douchebags that have won the weekly's and monthly's.
Yeah he lost, but i still would put him against a lot of douchebags that have won the weekly's and monthly's.
# posted by : 2:28 PM
: 2:28 PM
oh my
"Scott runs a successful property business and a life-coaching company"
not only is he a douche, he is a blow hard too.
rock on douche hard.
"Scott runs a successful property business and a life-coaching company"
not only is he a douche, he is a blow hard too.
rock on douche hard.
# posted by : 2:29 PM
: 2:29 PM
Actually, if it really is The Gator, I want him to tell us where we can see more pictures of that amazing brunette.
(And just for clarity's sake, when we refer to the "amazing brunette" we are in fact talking about the girl.)
(And just for clarity's sake, when we refer to the "amazing brunette" we are in fact talking about the girl.)
Whoah.
Looks like a disaster area in here...
*long drag from cigarette*
Nothing like a Gator post. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...
*kicks some fish and chips to the side*
Body oil all over the place. Someone's left a log the size of a Louisville Slugger on the floor... Leftover seafood dinner. Dead Manchester United fan and a burned Buddhist monk... A book entitled "How to Perfect Your Brown Steel Look".
*another long drag on cigarette*
Smells like a Gator post. Smells like... victory.
Looks like a disaster area in here...
*long drag from cigarette*
Nothing like a Gator post. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...
*kicks some fish and chips to the side*
Body oil all over the place. Someone's left a log the size of a Louisville Slugger on the floor... Leftover seafood dinner. Dead Manchester United fan and a burned Buddhist monk... A book entitled "How to Perfect Your Brown Steel Look".
*another long drag on cigarette*
Smells like a Gator post. Smells like... victory.
The best part of the Gator's site is the bottom of the DVD ad.
"INTRODUCING MALE SUPERMODEL, WAZ, star of the TV show 'make me a supermodel'. See how he has chiselled his body for the catwalk using the 'Alexander Training System'".
wow. if only Hansel were on board, the Gator could give Zoolander and Ballstein a run for their money.
http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/scott/DVD.jpg
"INTRODUCING MALE SUPERMODEL, WAZ, star of the TV show 'make me a supermodel'. See how he has chiselled his body for the catwalk using the 'Alexander Training System'".
wow. if only Hansel were on board, the Gator could give Zoolander and Ballstein a run for their money.
http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/scott/DVD.jpg
# posted by : 3:07 PM
: 3:07 PM
that gator wasnt me. i would do much better. i would say something like:
"Ello Guvnor! Site's a bit tacky, no?? I'm the bloke called "The Gator." I demand at once that my pic be removed! G'day chaps, I'm off to rip holes in me knickers!"
"Ello Guvnor! Site's a bit tacky, no?? I'm the bloke called "The Gator." I demand at once that my pic be removed! G'day chaps, I'm off to rip holes in me knickers!"
I don't really think this is Gator. I think it's his very lifelike dummy at Madame Tussaud's wax museum. That would explain the one expression at least.
However, the brunette on the left makes my crotchatorial region all tingly and happy like a dwarf findin' a turkey leg under his bed with very little dust and hair on it.
However, the brunette on the left makes my crotchatorial region all tingly and happy like a dwarf findin' a turkey leg under his bed with very little dust and hair on it.
# posted by : 3:27 PM
: 3:27 PM
I'm surprised Taco Bell hasn't caught on to The Gator yet, and come up with a new menu item called "the Asshole Supreme".
You can get it with beans, or beef, or... now you can get it with chili! #5 on the combo menu. It's the one that glistens and glares at you and says: "Eat Me!".
All despising aside... Both of these girls are lovely, it pains me to see them with these two douchebags. Lovely innocent looking blondie with the 'I'm wholesome but I'm dirty if you play your cards right' smile, and the classy MILFish brunnette with the 'I've seen it all already, buddy, bring it on' smile.
Of course, they are with The Gator. Which means they'd both need a hose-down to even be allowed in the house.
You can get it with beans, or beef, or... now you can get it with chili! #5 on the combo menu. It's the one that glistens and glares at you and says: "Eat Me!".
All despising aside... Both of these girls are lovely, it pains me to see them with these two douchebags. Lovely innocent looking blondie with the 'I'm wholesome but I'm dirty if you play your cards right' smile, and the classy MILFish brunnette with the 'I've seen it all already, buddy, bring it on' smile.
Of course, they are with The Gator. Which means they'd both need a hose-down to even be allowed in the house.
This just in, Gator has been beheaded by Sunni Muslims just outside of Haditha.
The pics can be found here.
The pics can be found here.
sorry terrible photoshopping but i refuse to spend more time on such pointless endeavors. and its time to drink
@ plague,
like a dwarf findin' a turkey leg under his bed with very little dust and hair on it.
That's the funniest shit I've read all day.
like a dwarf findin' a turkey leg under his bed with very little dust and hair on it.
That's the funniest shit I've read all day.
oh my god.
i think gator's going home with the 2nd chick on the left ...
that said, it is a well-composed pic: 2 dark haired people on the left wearing black, 2 blondies on the right wearing white, 2 douches in the middle, 2 hotties framing the douches....friggin' briliant!!
i think gator's going home with the 2nd chick on the left ...
that said, it is a well-composed pic: 2 dark haired people on the left wearing black, 2 blondies on the right wearing white, 2 douches in the middle, 2 hotties framing the douches....friggin' briliant!!
# posted by : 4:35 PM
: 4:35 PM
Sorry for the tangent, but who the Hell wrote that article for the Sun?
"evasive surgery?" - is that surgery that you pretend you never had?
"evasive surgery?" - is that surgery that you pretend you never had?
# posted by : 4:50 PM
: 4:50 PM
I read that article hoping to find an answer that continues to evade me -- why no smile? And seriously, enough with the grotesque v-necks. They are not nearly as manly as you seem to think they are. Just trying to help.
Oh, and Darksock -- get thee to a colonoscopy.
Oh, and Darksock -- get thee to a colonoscopy.
This cannot be real.
I am convinced you keep photoshopping the same Gator picture into different settings.
If he really is capable of re-creating that choad face on demand he is a far more disciplined man than me.
And I now have the definitive answer to where that forehead schlort comes from. I’ve had this picture analyzed and it this is an otherworldly apparition. Turns out he’s being teabagged by a ‘bag hating ghost every time he takes a picture.
I am convinced you keep photoshopping the same Gator picture into different settings.
If he really is capable of re-creating that choad face on demand he is a far more disciplined man than me.
And I now have the definitive answer to where that forehead schlort comes from. I’ve had this picture analyzed and it this is an otherworldly apparition. Turns out he’s being teabagged by a ‘bag hating ghost every time he takes a picture.
# posted by : 5:44 PM
: 5:44 PM
you motherfuckers that frotteur is my banana mousse take the photo down or i will have my lingonberry cheesecake felch your page or i might have my smegma friends snowball this site and make it bleed like your condyloma after your butterscotch pudding pop gets through pounding your frenum when you visit him in the creampie factory you motherfucking dorks
# posted by : 6:40 PM
: 6:40 PM
you motherfuckers that blood pudding is my best mate take the photo down or i will have Liam Gallagher delete your page or i might have my footie coach fuckup this site and make it bleed like your gob after David Beckham gets through pounding your arse when you visit him at the lorry repair shop you motherfucking dorks
@bcs
I had a feeling that, even in death, The Gator would maintain his steely gaze. Thank you for providing such proof. My only fear is that his head will just grow back onto his body. Especially since that complicated "brain stuff" was long ago replaced by a filthy swirl of HGH, botox, and body oil.
It's good to see Ricky still getting out and about. How has his everyman popularity not catapulted him into the HoS yet?
I had a feeling that, even in death, The Gator would maintain his steely gaze. Thank you for providing such proof. My only fear is that his head will just grow back onto his body. Especially since that complicated "brain stuff" was long ago replaced by a filthy swirl of HGH, botox, and body oil.
It's good to see Ricky still getting out and about. How has his everyman popularity not catapulted him into the HoS yet?
# posted by : 6:57 PM
: 6:57 PM
OK, Leaving his personal life aside (Hey, being a life coach is hard work! I really respect that!)
He still is at least in a physical apperance way, kind of.. well, hypocritical isn't the way. It's just... wow, with someone that comes off as having so much motivation, whether or not deserved or ego based, should seem... happier... IDK if that makes sense.
So, my verdict: Gator, I respect your job, but by god the way you look in the photos on this site is freakin' hilarious.
He still is at least in a physical apperance way, kind of.. well, hypocritical isn't the way. It's just... wow, with someone that comes off as having so much motivation, whether or not deserved or ego based, should seem... happier... IDK if that makes sense.
So, my verdict: Gator, I respect your job, but by god the way you look in the photos on this site is freakin' hilarious.
@res. douche --
Gator's not going to die until he's 130. Or so he claims.
When he does, he has an arrangement with Fendi to have his hide made into thousands of little orange clutch handbags.
Tanning of said hide will not be necessary.
Gator's not going to die until he's 130. Or so he claims.
When he does, he has an arrangement with Fendi to have his hide made into thousands of little orange clutch handbags.
Tanning of said hide will not be necessary.
# posted by : 7:09 PM
: 7:09 PM
@jacob
You think being a life coach is hard work; and you respect that?
Hmmmm, interesting.
SEE: Donnie Darko. It was beautiful casting because they got Patrick Swayze to play a new age life coach who, it turns out, was also a pedophile.
I'm just sayin' ...
You think being a life coach is hard work; and you respect that?
Hmmmm, interesting.
SEE: Donnie Darko. It was beautiful casting because they got Patrick Swayze to play a new age life coach who, it turns out, was also a pedophile.
I'm just sayin' ...
RICKY!!!!!
What a rascal that kid turned out to be.
I love how no matter what the fuck is going on around him he's like, "It's cool, I don't give a FUCK! HEY LADIES! "
Gator should be excommunicated from our midst & Ricky elevated. Cuz I'm easily persuaded by photoshopped hilarity.
What a rascal that kid turned out to be.
I love how no matter what the fuck is going on around him he's like, "It's cool, I don't give a FUCK! HEY LADIES! "
Gator should be excommunicated from our midst & Ricky elevated. Cuz I'm easily persuaded by photoshopped hilarity.
# posted by : 7:55 PM
: 7:55 PM
OII! you fucking shitbags from hell i kill your mothers aunt with crowbar to pelvis you ass rape fuck stick clown maggot. take this picture down or i will shit rape your father stink along with ball bang your dick twat you fucking cleaveland steamer shit face asshole taint bruisers.
yes.
hot crap in ziplock bog to your mother's face ass brick toe jam stink cohen brother's new film shit puke owen wilson fart smell.
yes.
hot crap in ziplock bog to your mother's face ass brick toe jam stink cohen brother's new film shit puke owen wilson fart smell.
a few random thoughts
It's months later, and Ricky still Fuckin rules.
Vader is on the longest shit break known to man.
Black betty said she would be around but she has not.
All the hottie baghunters from when i started here are gone. (No KB, Lemon Tart, Jailer Girl, MJ is every now and then) Come back ladies, I won't nibble your shoulders while you withdraw money from the atm machine.
If you google douchebags somehow you will find your way here
It's months later, and Ricky still Fuckin rules.
Vader is on the longest shit break known to man.
Black betty said she would be around but she has not.
All the hottie baghunters from when i started here are gone. (No KB, Lemon Tart, Jailer Girl, MJ is every now and then) Come back ladies, I won't nibble your shoulders while you withdraw money from the atm machine.
If you google douchebags somehow you will find your way here
# posted by : 9:28 PM
: 9:28 PM
ahh, gator. still want to fuck you in the mouth after you titty screw me with you reptilian pecs.
# posted by : 2:22 AM
: 2:22 AM
Anyone who thinks gator should be removed from the HOS for any reason is very misguided. He is HOS. But I do agree that Ricky does have a place in the Hall. It is a shame that non regulars don't even know who Ricky is, put a link up DB1
# posted by : 3:07 AM
: 3:07 AM
"“I go to a salon called The Refinery in Mayfair. It’s very male orientated, very masculine."
THis guy is more high maintenance than an '86 jaguar with a faulty timing belt. I'm sure that his tanning bulbs are contributing to global warming.
THis guy is more high maintenance than an '86 jaguar with a faulty timing belt. I'm sure that his tanning bulbs are contributing to global warming.
# posted by : 4:57 AM
: 4:57 AM
i miss Ricky and Pumpy.
@b.a.g.....i was in a post-game drunken haze when i wrote that.
Fuck Fish Slap.
@b.a.g.....i was in a post-game drunken haze when i wrote that.
Fuck Fish Slap.
@anon 8:00 a.m.
Yessiree. I wonder if there's a technical term for "full body melanoma," because I'm thinking this dude is going to get more than a few isolated spots. If he's lucky, he'll just look like a four-mouth-old tangerine that somebody left out in the sun.
Yessiree. I wonder if there's a technical term for "full body melanoma," because I'm thinking this dude is going to get more than a few isolated spots. If he's lucky, he'll just look like a four-mouth-old tangerine that somebody left out in the sun.
# posted by : 10:54 AM
: 10:54 AM
He doesn't smile because his "new" teeth look like a row of freshly painted 2x4's.
Ugh, being "scanned" again....nose bleeding, can't think straight. Ringing in ears...death close.
Ugh, being "scanned" again....nose bleeding, can't think straight. Ringing in ears...death close.
# posted by : 3:30 PM
: 3:30 PM
Ah, so it's botox that helps the Gator create his signature blank stare!
Btw, check my page out for a free download of my mix called "Douche Jams Redux."
Btw, check my page out for a free download of my mix called "Douche Jams Redux."
more of honey on the left
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# posted by : 11:51 PM
: 11:51 PM
ok this greasy beast must have allot of money because he is a huge douche and there's no way women r attracted to this guy for his "stunningly" shiny chest...
# posted by : 12:27 AM
: 12:27 AM
“I go there every couple of weeks to have a manicure and microdermabrasion on my face. It blasts off the dead layers of your skin and keeps the cells rejuvenated and fresh.
And I suggest Gay-tor Black&Decker with no.3 coarse sandpaper.
And I suggest Gay-tor Black&Decker with no.3 coarse sandpaper.
# posted by : 11:08 AM
: 11:08 AM
I can clearly see Gator's future. His obsession with "being perfect" will drive him to the edge of sanity as he engages in a never ending quest to find a cure for his smelly flatulence. He'll be on the brink of financial disaster because of four failed operations to install anti-stink glands in his ass. He will have lost all his street scrote but he will have gained the envy of all at the soup kitchen because every Monday is Bean and Bacon and everybody loves a buddy who emits fresh scented sandalwood farts.
"Because, that's just good business"
"Because, that's just good business"
# posted by : 5:30 PM
: 5:30 PM
Just putting this out there...
He does his eyebrows. He's got to be gay. Ooo and the guy in #7 is a model from Rachel Hunter's make me a super model show. He didn't win.
He does his eyebrows. He's got to be gay. Ooo and the guy in #7 is a model from Rachel Hunter's make me a super model show. He didn't win.
# posted by : 3:59 PM
: 3:59 PM
Oh lucky day. We get a rare glimpse of this prissy bitch's boy-toy.
Man. Smile, little 16-year-old Greek cutey!
At this point, why even pretend to be straight? Gator, look - it's ok to be gay - really it is. I won't judge you. Just stop being a douche and hypocrite, and you might be ok.
Man. Smile, little 16-year-old Greek cutey!
At this point, why even pretend to be straight? Gator, look - it's ok to be gay - really it is. I won't judge you. Just stop being a douche and hypocrite, and you might be ok.
# posted by : 10:40 PM
: 10:40 PM
At all times he has the look of the man who is constipated...and has just been hit with a smelly fish
# posted by : 9:41 PM
: 9:41 PM
When I win the lottery I am going to buy the £1 million penthouse from him. It has his tattoo etched on the doors and I can gaze at it every day.
No, hang on. He is a bell end.
No, hang on. He is a bell end.
# posted by : 5:48 AM
: 5:48 AM
I would say that I hope he loses his shirt in the property crash, but then we'd have to look at his execrable tattoo and six-pack.
Decisions, decisions. What to do?
OK. I choose financial ruin.
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OK. I choose financial ruin.
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