Without distracting too much attention from the turd and concave curves, I don't think you can blame the turkey on this one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tryptophan#Turkey_meat_and_drowsiness

And oh yeah, Is that side-bra? And is she married? to this douche?
 

I just don't know. Nothing against the hott, but she must not be a minx in the sack if he is paying that much attention to his ill formed ass arms.
She needs a man like me to get her out of dumps like that one and on to the douche free life.
 

You just know douche is saying to himself " I am ssssoooo Fooking Hawt!!!"
 

This is the kind of douchebag that withers my soul. Without the aid of bling, tribal ink, a mandana or tilted backwards cap, he's bloated to bursting with a chronic degree of self-absorption that would put the Brawny Towel guy to shame. If he was just flexing I'd be able to rationalize it but flexing and half-smiling at himself, while ignoring a hottie of that calibre making full torso contact? That's at least two deadly sins.

If the previous choad sucks monkey poo, this guy sucks it straight from the big red butt at 15 paces.
 

does the carpet match her roots? despite her neglected hair coloring sessions, raven-roots is deserving of far more attentive company than this tool. is he douche, or just ignorant, self absorbed, myopic, overinflated pigbladder with hair, flexing sphincter? yes, he is douche.
 

This guy is such a choad. She is quite a little minx but I don't like the way she ruined her blonde hair with those black roots. She should do something about that.
 

Damn anon @ 3:13 we were thinking the same thought at the same time - SCARY!
 

I would gladly become the colorist for this luscious lil' tart... I'd start at her landing strip & work my way north!
 

he says "I am lookin' so pumped in this light"
she says "I hope my tits look good in this light"
I say "may lightning strike them both"

Scrotacus (still feeling the suffernings of turkey bloat and gravy farts)
 

Man, this guy has an odd looking head. It looks like someone skinned a schnauzer's ass and plopped the pelt on a huge hard-boiled egg.

I'd love to be this guy's drinking buddy. Not that I'd want to hang out with him or anything. It's the great potential for humor that does it: everytime I'd see the guy I'd roll up my sleeve, flex and kiss my biceps, and say "Navarone called, they want their guns back". Then I'd bust out a little "Y-M-C-A!" and enjoy watching the huge hard-boiled egg head burst a blood vessel.
 

Is that Scott Peterson?

Doesn't he have a date with the needle? How in the hell is he still flexing with Amber Frey???

Douche.
 

Say, don't we all know a colorist in Oak Brook, Illinois?

I'm just sayin'.

And by sayin' I mean fuck Fish Slap.
 

Anon. 3:13 pm

Very perceptive, guy! You can judge the color of the bearded clam by roots or eyebrow color.

And her melons are bigger than those slabby-flat underdeveloped biceps!

She needs a mustache ride. I only charge $.05.
 

Excuse me, but I got some turkey stuck in my teeth from the left-overs. Can I borrow that toothpick you're staring at?

Deuche Baggilo
 

Remember how Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite tried to push up his biceps with his fists as he sat with folded arms? Vin Diesel's choad bro here is doing the same thing with his man tit.
 

was at Corvette Diner in San Diego last night and saw a Joey Porsche wannabe like this. It was in the mens room so no hot chicks around. But I did laugh out loud.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

i know this girl..lol
 

does she have low self esteem, or is she a douchebag moth caught in a tractor beam?
 

What a bitch, it looks like he is hugging himself rather than putting his mighty arms around this cumdumpster. I need to workout
 

I look at my guns in the reflection of car windows. I'm not a douchebag though. Well, the wife-to-be does make fun of me for doing that.

But I swear to god my hairdo is lightyears better than this greasy maxi-pad of a douche.
 

this guy looks like the 3 stooges all rolled into 1, crossbred shemp and larry with moes hairdo.
Looks like he took her to an abandoned building on a date and that really pisses me off, thats my move.
 

This site is retarded. So this guy is a douche because he's good looking, has been working out for a long time, has a different fashion sense than your own (and I don't know if you've noticed but the way these guys dress is generally attractive to the ladies) and his demeanor reeks of masculinity. If you're sitting at home with your untanned pimpled face, skinny or fat body (because you rarely visit the gym), with uninteresting hair, wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants and get all scared when you talk to girls you my friend are the douche. Pfft, and you wonder why you sleep alone. Wake up.
 

Hey boys, I'm the girl in the picture. Thanks for all the tips about my roots--and don't worry, I'm a brunette now.

But a word to the guy who posted above me:

1) You can't defend someone you have never met...
2) Because if you had met him, you'd know he really is a douchebag.
 

missscarlet, you really need to hang out with real men.
 

yeah right the only way he,s gonna get that close too a woman llike her is to pay up front,. but she,s too hot for that so it must be photoshop.
 

God bless you, missscarlett - not just for confirming the baggery, but for going back to basics. Brunette is the new blonde.
 

UR playah hater you fat fuck virgen loser with pimply fase. UR jellous of men like this you need a wake up call. Men like me make you wish you were me and my playah lifestyle boi!!! I masterbate to my photos because of my good looks boi!!!!
 

the author above me is a raging prick twister