Oh my God DB1, not another man-nipple...

and on a Friday afternoon...

and it's a gay man-nipple...

I need a drink.
 

Bartender there a choad in my drink. I'd like another but this time make it a double with nipples. Man how I long to be the creamy marshmallow filling in a love smore with these two lovely graham crackers.
 

Moon-faced brunette is 32 flavors of creamy goodness.
 

You know how when you shake one loose in the shower and then you take a piss about an hour later and you get the split pee stream? That's obviously what happened to douche's sleeve. He lost control of his stream and peed all over his shoulder.

That or he wiped 10dht's mangurt off of his lips after Larry Craiging him in the Lavatory. I like saying Lavatory, it's a good word. So's Latrine.

I like naughty hott on the right. You can tell she puts out way more than her stuck up hott friend. Is she wearing underoos? Because I used to wear my underoos on the outside of my clothes to school when I was little. And by little I mean when I was 25 and finishing up my last year of college.
 

fuck fish slap!!!
 

Uh-oh, somebody forgot to put the crash helmet on silly boy douche, and they forgot his mouthpiece too!!
I can foresee crisis when he starts running into walls again.
Shame, shame, shame. We must take better care of the "less abled."

I bet this dude said something hilariously funny to these girls like, "Here, want to smell my flower?" The he pulled up his shirt and when they leanded in to look at his nip he squeezed it and made a squirting sound.
And everybody laughed. "Ha ha ha ha ha." He's the funny and precocious little douchebag.

See: dude voted "Class Clown" who really wasn't that funny.
 

And yes, I WOULD date both these girls at the same time and NOT feel guilty about it.

MEE-OW kitty cats. Come to papi.
 

Not a bag. Not even a gay bag. Just plain ol' gay.
Is it me, or are these girls' faces wider than they are long? Seems weird for some reason.
 

@danny noonan

She's certainly making the Incredible Hulk in my underoos grow. And turn green...uh oh...that doesn't look right...
 

The faintest hint of eyebrow shave? What about his chest? Look at his arms and face and then tell me his chest shouldn't look like the carpet in a pimp's '72 Caddy. Speaking of carpet, I would pay at least $32.50 to play Rug Doctor with either one of these honeys.
 

@res d

I sported the superman ones and I must say, I got a little coat closet action from the neighborhood future slut, Nicole Turon, who used to wear the superwoman ones. Little did she know she was fighting for my affections with the sofa cushion.

Right hott is making my twignberries harder than woodpecker lips. Harder than caveman toenails. Harder than that goddam pythagoram theorem. George FOIL. The symmetric property. Ahhhhhhhh, fuck. Too many bad math memories.
 

Choad rubs his own chest.
In his mind he's rubbing theirs
I guess we are, too.
 

@danny noonan

She's making me harder than a triple integral. But I'm going to evaluate it over her parallelepiped until I go blind.

Damn, I'm a tool. But the math nerd hotts love me. All 3 of them. That have existed in the universe.
 

too much man-nipple this week DB1. just too much. i fear to open my browser again.

A HORRIBLE THOUGHT:

what if that arm doesn't belong to him?
 

@pfah -

I think it's squatch's arm.
 

Meh ... he looks like just a normal guy who got caught in douche-like behavior. No orange skin, no bling, no silly hand gestures, no Goku hair, no pouty lips ... sure he's lifting his shirt, but I get the feeling this was a moment of levity and not the usual "Hey everyone: Come look how hot my abs are" silliness we've come to know so well (what the hell happened to Ab Lobster, anyway?) I'll give him a warning this time, but if I catch him douching again he's getting a ticket.

Hottie in the middle needs to lay off the mascara ... that might be a good look if you're a stripper or a porn star. She's adorable, otherwise, but c'mon.

Brunette on the right secretly wants to have my babies. I just know it.
 

@batou

I agree with you on the mascara, although I suspect her whole face is an inch-thick mask fired straight from a make up gun set on "whore."
 

I have a revision to the Kim Carne's song, "Bette Davis Eyes."

"All the boys think
girl in the middle's a spy
She's got Tammy Faye Baker's eeeeeeeeyes"
 

Woah guys. Aside from the ubiquitous conciousness-raising rubber band and the participation in the douchey practice of posing partly shirtless, he's not all that bag. The smile is gay, but more 'gay' in the classical definition. Buddy is likely smashed. Eyebrow shave is ambiguous as well.

The girls are melt in your mouth though... In my opinion, the only real reason to post this photo.
 

d. baggins ruled it in the Friday Haiku today. nice work 'baghunter.

i, on the otherhand, have yet to contribute. which makes me an asshole. just not feeling the haiku today fellas. too many man-nipples visually ingested this week has got my stomach and brain completely fried.

have a great weekend all. i am outta here and crackin' a cold one in 30 minutes.
 

pfah cracks a cold one
to drown man-nipple visions
in oceans of suds
 

cetainly not a DB, just a drunk putz in the wrong place at the wrong time. And when I say wrong place and time, I mean I should have been in said place and time. Eyebrow shave reeks of scroterry, but I believe it is a scar as a result of of falling onto his face at a kegger, hmm...which implies fratbag, I stand corrected, he is a class 1 'bag

-Baggy von Choadlescrote
 

At first, I looked at this pic and didn't see much wrong other than a bad look on the dude's face and then OH MY GOD IT'S A TON OF ARM HAIR AND SHIRT-LIFTING.

What a douche move. He needs to be a candidate for the weekly. Right now.
 

I vote that Darksock does an epic poem about this guy.

Okay, nevermind. Epic Poem day was kind of like bring your daughter to work day at a pimp convention.
 

.......
 

@reservior douche:

I think you nailed it on the head. The only setting higher is labeled "Tammy Faye Baker" (reminds me of that Simpsons where Homer wanted to be an inventor).

Yeah, that's hot. A woman with big scary spider things growing out of her eyelids.
 

Ron Livingston gone wild!?
 

Good frickin' lord, I just ate lunch.
 

Chick on the right looks like Minnie Driver, with a little Kristen Bell and a touch of Purg Hottie thrown in the mix.
 

No more man nips please.
Can't compete with hotts pillows.
Stash it you gay boy.
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Definately not a douche.
Clearly a pipe smoker, and by pipe smoker I mean Brokeback Mountain man meat pipe, every Tuesday and Saturday, the horse gets his every Wednesday and Friday.
 

I'm not feeling the hotties the brunette looks like a trailer trash Avril Laverene(sp)...wait Avril is trailer trash and the Blondie looks like somebody Fu**ed up a good picture of Jessica Biel .

The whole image just seems like another bad remake of a movie about another 80's sitcom. Oh my god No! Not Three's Company!!

Oh and nipple douche man looks like if a choad ate a douche then took a sh*t with corn in it.
 

keeping WISHING bitches!!
 

There is a lot of "big face" in this picture. Don't get Tia Carrere's porn double too close to flame, she might melt or the oil on her forehead might spontaneously combust.

Seriously, she's got the mark of the bag on her forehead.

...and probably a giant penis.
 

Brody Jenner got deodorant stains on his t-shirt again. But it looks like Spencer Pratt thinks its all good.

Hi there, RANDY! Where are y'all going tonight that we'll be jealous of? Say, we're inviting you to be a special guest at the First Annual HCwDB Water-Boarding Marathon. This is a very exclusive event, sponsored by Blackwater USA and Little Debbie.

Contact DB1 for details.

And fuck Fish Slap.
 

"But if I hit that spot righhhht there... Haha! Makes his leg start thumping like a Labrador's, don't it? Pretty cool trick, eh, ladies?

*spots Plinky @11:18 AM*

"Shit. I've gotta go. Where's my shaved chihuahuas? Where the FUCK are they!?"

"They're not chihuahuas, asshole. They're shaved house-cats. We told you that before..."

"Whatever. I gotta go."

"Dude. Your balls are still on fire."

"I'll dunk 'em later!"
 

any man that shaves eyebrow should be shot. that is all
 

Those two brunettes, def my type. I feel like getting a little more comfortable. Any more pics of latina with the highlights? Kinda my fetish...
 

Okay, here we go...! I was missing the rage, the pure white light of rage that brought me here in the first place. Lately -- to be perfectly honest -- it's been a bit academic around here, douches we know we should hate and erudite reasons why, but I've got to be honest and say it's been a while since I wanted to punch a motherfucker's nosebone back up into his brain Tyson-style, so thanks for this pic, DB1. I feel alive again.
 

This post is a bit late, but I think it is finally time to make the rubber hit the road...I agreed a few days ago that DB1 should honor Ricky with the Rickies! This tool certainly falls into that catagory, an idiot scratching himself while nuzzling up to two HCs.

He is not choad, he is also an everyman. Other than the shaved chest (and I'm sure he only shaves so that he doesn't smother himself to death when he sleeps), no choad. He follows in the footsteps of King Ricky, much like me. Let's make the Rickies official!

Also, the hint of white between greenie's cleavite makes me happy.

Long live Ricky.

Deputy Douche
 

Am I the only one who sees side hottie as Minnie Driver sans freckles?
Wait, that dissappears in the full-size picture. It's a hottie-illusion.