My question is, what the fuck is the douchebag doing? It looks like this chick is a black widow spide, who are known to kill their partners after sex. That is what DB1's Future Ex-Wife did, kill the random douche she just blew.
 

I love the bruise on her thigh. Could be a fun ride...
 

DB1 - we can only hope that your dreams come true.

Oh, and this leaves the HBT for me...
 

Purg Hottie is the perfect blend of hott and skank. SKOTT? HANK? I think the bruise came from sliding down an unlubricated stripper pole... Or she got a hickie on her thigh by the douchebag in overalls

I'm loving the care bear outfit as well. and by loving it i mean wishing it was balled up in the corner of my room. You see where I'm going with that. Viva La Purg Hottie.


DB1, I know you called dibs, but do you think that one man can contain all of that? Just hope that you get to hold her hair after she pukes up all the goose and Jaeger Bombs from hanging out with JP.
 

I would love to see the Purg and the HBT battle it out in a nudie KY wrestling match for top prize.

...and by prize, I mean the gift of herpes specially bestowed by me.
 

Congrats Purg!

Jurassic Douche
 

DB, i just stuck it in her ass last night. She said I could if I gave her just one more fat line. Go grab yourself an 8ball and i'll hook you up with her number. She's a real whore of a Hott. Trust me.............bro.
 

so Purge likes an 8 ball up her bum? wow is she exotic!
 

No offense, DB1, but I prefer your last ex-wife. She's how I introduce people to this site. as both a siren and a crime, an indictment of all things wrong with this society. She also looks like a prettier, bustier version of my ex, who is probably hanging on some similar irono-douche as we speak.
 

Go, DB1, and plant your seed deep inside her sodden grotto.
 

that leaves HBT for me!
 

I can think of none more worthy. Especially since this leaves Easy Bake's hott up for grabs ... DIBBS!
 

just wanted to say that i became "official" and got a blogger account, but it just has a link to this site. i hope you enjoy the pic, and i think you may recognize a familiar bag gesture...

oh and she is fine as hell.
 

I wonder if Purg Hottie appreciates the fact that dead shirtless farmer douche brought his own plastic douchebag, in a sad attempt to prove his worthiness to her hott. Perhaps she was dissatisfied with such a cheap 'bag and snapped his neck with her powerfully lickable thighs resulting in the aforementioned bruise.

DB1, you'd better come with something stronger than plastic, brother. She appears to appreciate fine leather as evidenced by her sublime smile manifested by the sensual pleasure she takes from the feel of the soft leather sofa on her delectable bottom.
 

Purg Hottie is no skank, as was suggested by one of my esteemed collegues above. She may have an ounce or two of beastly wildness within her being, but that makes her all the more beguiling. And by beguiling I mean window-rattling.

Seeing her finally recognized with this award makes my nostrils flare with excitement, by adrenaline pulse, and my groin... Well, you get the point.

Purg Hottie is the cleansing soft spring shower that washes away all traces of the douche from the surface of the globe.

She restores my faith in humanity.

And boobies.
 

Sorry, I'd rather go with Blue Triangles or the Purple delight in the Doucheplosion. This black widow definitely packs some serious game, both HBT and the Purps stopped me in my trax. But we're debating a 9.998 vs. a 9.999...splitting a very "fine" hair indeed. Hell, I'd like to split all of their hares, but I'm bettin (among other things) they all shaaaaavvvvvve sdfhadsfhaodsitu
 

Mother of all hotness that thigh is criminal! Bruise notwithstanding. I could beat that camera man with his own telephoto lens for not sliding to the right about 2 feet and giving us the PH up skirt.

Please excuse me while I go beat my own telephoto lens.
 

DB1, that's got to be the greatest proposal ever--"Take half my money. I beg of you."

For my n00bish colleagues above, Purg Hottie--it has be scientifically demonstrated--is the perfect match for DB1. Just as he is the anti-douchebag douchebag, she is the anti-douchebag anti-douchebag. Their sum, then, is anti-douchebag douchebag anti-douchebag anti-douchebag, which reduces to (anti^3+1)douchebag.

Or, in English, Purg Hottie HUNTS the DOUCHEBAGS, and KILLS THEM. And she's fucking hott. This makes her a goddess among women, just as DB1 is a god among men. Their match is divine.

Interestingly, it has been hypothesized that their spawn just might be able to single-handedly force Jon Greico's p (doodied by Joey Porsche) into Gator's clamped maw, bringing an end to three major sources of the Virus in one fell swoop. It is this action that would begin the restoration of balance to the Doucheforce.
 

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YOU FUCN KANOW WHAT' I MENAN UNALES/ YOUR A FUCNE CUEN!@

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SHITNE MAN

NO TARMAL

FLYTEET
 

So let it be written. So let it be done.

And by "it" I mean the Canoga Park Cheese Omelet.
 

Yes. Purg Hottie is a worthy mate for DB1. And while he's busy making his dick fall off, I will be able to sneak in and take HBT for myself!

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

No DB1! Don't do it! She's a succubus!
 

Tell me this choad is wearing light denim overalls with no shirt to a club....wow. just wow. he probably stopped by after a long day of painting fences and was sloshed when he got there.
 

It was at this moment when she knew exactly how Lorena Bobbitt felt; now where did he put those gardening shears?
 

I bet the suicide rate for members of this site is ridiculous. If I woke up tomorrow and was a pathetic waste of life like DB1 I would put a bullet in my fucking brain.
 

Holy scheisse I think the 'bag pissed his overalls! :O