I don't know if this is douche as much as it is gah-hetto.

Hmm, they do seem to own "National Lampoon's Vacation," sooo perhaps I'll leave this one be.

In any case, dem sluts needs some tig ol' bitties, fo sho.

Hadley
 

The coolest thing about this picture is the fact that a black dude (I think) is wearing an Israeli Army shirt. Not something you see every day.

Happy Hannukah!
 

That guy isn't black, and the girls aren't white...lol
 

fantastic.... now if I could just come up with a gadget that can erase the big booger from between the two tail on tail beauties it would be supreme! btw he's a'bag fo sho.
 

methinks straight hair hottie is hiding a rack that goes so well w/her booty b'neath that sk-shirt. mozeltof!
 

What's not mentioned here is that Punky McDouchester just gave his allowance to his two sisters to pose for that shot.
 

Gaybag exemption.

Vida Guerra hott is hot.
 

I think that this pic comes to us from the Holy Land. Those hotts ain't shiksas, and that's hebrew on the shirt. Could be IDF, or a Krav Maga enthusiast. I'm pretty sure the cap is John Deer. Shalom, Hebrew Douche. Keep on mowin' those lawns
 

i'm afraid to say or do anything right now. goddamnit.

white apologist guilt...it's killing me...
 

it's alright bcs, just pretend you're "Israeli Brother" & let the venom fly.
 

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I'm refraining from any further snarky comments due to the impending LEAGAL ACTION about to smack down HCwDB by RANDY'S LEAGAL TEAM. He's scared me so much I WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN. We've CONTUNUSLY made fun of him and his "ROTUND ASS", which is totally unfair because he doesn't know what "ROTUND" means.

Really. He says he doesn't.

He and his COOL PEOPLE RULE OVER WHAT'S IMPORTANT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW (although my buddy Rick in Baghdad may not completely agree), and we're just a bunch of fat, DAD-ROCK LOVIN, JELLUS, LEVIS-WEARING LOOSERS.

He says he can RUN PROGRAMS AND FIND OUT WHO WE ARE. We will be SORY. He said it will take the LEAGAL TEAM ABOUT TWO WEEKS. For exactly what, I don't know.

I feel such shame.

Or maybe it's the white chicken chili from lunch catching up with me.
 

How the hell can you read Hebrew on his shirt? You must have a mega zoom function.
 

hot damn I love youth. What I wouldn't give (or pay) to slam my rod in this young pieces of trim. Just my type...

unless striped hott over there has a butterface. No worries, drink up that Carlo Rossi bitches and you'll be tonguing by balloon knot in no time!
 

@anon 12:27

The shape of the letters looks Hebraic. I grew up reading left to right and right to left. Also, the graphic looks to be based on a six-pointed star, or Shield of David shape.
 

It's an IDF shirt:

http://www.zahal.org/tshirts/p1.htm

My guess is that he's the only Brotha in a largely Jewish suburb of Chicago, or maybe LA, and his girlfriend got the shirt for him on her spring break trip to Jerusalem.
 

there's a good chance that purple is the new boner.
 

I love the way her back arches.
 

This world seems to be full of classless young women willing to pose for such inane photos.

IDF girls?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/fearweb/sets/72057594062802639/

Tony V.
 

I don't think this is what they meant when they said "patrol the gazza strip"
 

I suddenly have an unshakable image in my mind of a withered Slim Jim trapped between two large hoagie buns.

Is that Slash on the right?
 

Also, how many of you have a copy of "enemy at the gates" on dvd?
That was a Wal-mart $9.99 special offer. That and "weekend at bernies"
 

...And the bad puns begin.

How long till we see "uprising?"

Never mind.
 

Rather than doggie 'baggin', it hints more toward hot chick-on-chick action....which I prefer to look at.

Hey DB1, very nice, and very obscure Steely Dan reference.
 

He's suppressing the Entefada in his jockeys.
 

These are prob sephardic jews in Israel. As a jew, I hearby declare him not-douche. We Jews can't possibly ever be douche. It's in the Torah. Look it up. "Thou shalt never be called douche" I think Moses said it to Joseph when he was sporting that tacky technicolor coat- the biblical version of the white belt.

BTW- Its also clear to me that his chosen form of birth control is the Gaza Strip Pullout. Hey-ho!!!
 

references to back to school, revenge of the nerds, and one crazy summer in one sentence let alone post is almost enough to wipe the 'bag from my mind. almost.
 

@ Tony V

Hot Chick with Full Mags???

I joined the wrong army. The chicks I served with had more facial hair than me.
 

Towards the end of the year this guy is trying to make a lasting impression on my eye sockets with these 2 hotts.

Is that Kellen Winslow?
 

I figure I would be one of those assholes who points out an erroneus error in an otherwise amazing reference in "One Crazy Summer," it was the hlard line, not the jib.
 

sadly a likely proud moment for the hott on the left....i am sadly less and less proud of my fellow youth.....
 

As a fullblood MOT, I will say right now that the IDF shirt is one hallmark of true scrotitude.
 

The IDF shirt automatically makes him cool, especially if he is not actually Jewish.

Sorry he might deserve those fine women.
 

2x the doggie bag,
2x the frustration.