I got no arguments there........
 

Affirmative.

The one in the middle even tattooed "choads" on his stomach, even though he got it spelled incorrectly. Probably on purpose to try to throw us off. Nice try, douchewazzle.
 

Yup. they are douches all right. good call.
 

Turn that shit off!! Turn it off!!
 

wow that is a bad song
 

David Bowie is tatted?

David Bowie is gay?

Somebody sodomize him with an electric guitar in the rain quick please.
 

Mick Jagger called. He wants his everything back. Keep the tats. Wanker.
 

I must have repressed this one ... It's like his belly is made of silly putty, and he just rolled himself all over the graffiti scribbled in the mens' room at a truckstop on I-95. I think I see my ex-girlfriend's number preceded by "for a good time call ..." in the vicinity of his exposed man nips ... I think I'm going to throw up.

Maybe this will give little baby Jesus something to cry over other than every time I fondle myself.
 

Oh my God, that's not a shirt...!
 

FUE!

WAH;AT THE FUC IS WROAN@NG WIT[F THE;AS FUCEN WHOARH! FUCAN FAOAGHTHTS! ;3 MAN THE FUC PAUSHA ASHELSHOLE"@!S FUCEN LAM AASOHLE'3 FUCEN MOAORAN MAUSIC FOR FUCEN CRAOATCH HOUA';DS THAT FUCEN SUCC DICOCK MAN THAT'S WHAT' IT FUCEN IS. LEMEMTE TE';A'LL YOU

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THAT I FUICE PLAY'ED HEHAVUY FUCEN SHIST MAN FOR FUCNE 10 YUEAR. MY. BAY'3D WAS THE FUCEN XSMSITHTON RAPIS'!2TSX WE PLAY'3 HARECOPRE FOR FUCEN. WE FUCEN HA'3D A FUCEN 7 INCHS SINSGL;E ON COMPLAOST REOACOR@AO;ADS CA;;ED NO TARMAL NO FAOGHT! AND FUC WE PUNCHA ASHSOLES IN THE FUCEN TW'AWT!

6@!!

FUCEN THAT MAN FUCEN A

BUA'CHCHAREY IS FUCEN TARMAL!

FLYTTEET H
 

I fully agree with Flyteeth, these non-talented musical ass hat's are a steaming pile of Shite!

I also find reading Flyteeth's posts out loud in a Scottish brogue makes them even better.

Because as the saying goes, "If It's not Scottish, IT'S DOUCHE!!!"
 

How about a Douchiest place on earth award? I vote for Rehab in Vegas.
 

who?
 

Buckcherry most certainly deserve this award, but I would just like to give an honorary nomination to Dave Navarro for a long history of rockerbagging. He is one of the most nauseating, preening, facial hair sculpting, "look how cool and mysterious I am" bitches of all time, plus that steaming pile of a reality show. I do realize that he made some amazing rock and roll with Jane's Addiction, but he gets no free pass.
 

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. How about a bleeth award for the ex-missus of Navarro, Carmen Elektra. Navarro AND Rodman, for fuck's sake!
 

Not even a distant second in site. Only because no one knows where the fuck Fred Durst went off to.
 

If Gary Busey and Johnny Rzeznik had a baby, vomit and "chaos" would come together to form the blob of douchery we have in front of us. After the love child of Tina Turner and Michael Jackson formed a union with said spawn, a creature looking like the wrong end of a jackass would emerge to be covered in hair, some of which would grow in to a nice chin mitten for those cold, lonely nights.

I guess love really is blind.
 

Dammit. We need Mitch to translate for Flyteeth. I think they're both from the same planet but Mitch has been here longer and the sight of the 'bag no longer overwhelms his pre-frontal cortex.
 

To release the ring from the spreader bar, hold the scrotum with one hand making sure both testicles are below the ring. Pull the applicator away from the scrotum until the ring comes off. Next put one hand on the handle of the eze, with the other hand take a hold of the t-handle and pull it backwards as far as you can at the end of the eze.


Finish tightening the ring with the pistol grip. When completed the tightening rod should be within an inch from the handle. Smash the clip with the larger of the two handles. Finish the procedure by cutting the rubber with the smaller handle. This whole procedure should only take about 15 to 20 seconds.

Thank you,
Burdizzo Jones
 

I'd like to nominate a group for a Douchiest Band Lifetime Achievement Award: Limp Bizkit. Not only for their choad look, but also for being easily the least talented musicians on the planet.
 

Sorry darksock, didn't catch your Fred Durst reference earlier. Didn't mean to step on your toes.
 

Anybody notice that there seems to be a corrilation between flyteeth sightings and berdizzo sightings? Whatever...they both freak me out man!
 

@Scroter - I might be able to translate that...it may be unintelligible to us, though, as our mental capacities may not be able to understand the alien mind.
 

What Flyteeth said.

All I can picture here is a giant mallet slamming into all of their heads simultaneously.
 

Flyteeth has a direct link into my subconscious thoughts.

Thank you, my friend.
 

Lifetime Achievement Award goes to
Nickelback.
 

Geez... Buckcherry is still around?

I also agree that David Navarro needs some sort of lifetime achievement award for doucheness. Hell, he was playing guitar for the Red Hot Chili Peppers on their most flatulent album (although I'm not a fan of anything they did after Mother's Milk).


Quite.
 

I''' to apallagece( for to sayig the man of pictur) ''Is to be un-amant. %for to day is% unhelping. and amant. The funny^pictur^of^the^music^ian^to^be^of^humor^relate.

to all of your world^^^

^^^
 

A TE Lawerence FLYTEETH translation:
"Cheers!

I'm quite concered over the state of the world! Lousy Homosexuals! These so-called artists are not only moronic, they fellatiate each other. I say!

I have indulged in creating rather loud tones for well on 10 years now. My group produced seminal works recorded on wax and distributed by a famous record company. No kidding! We liked to think of ourselves as the best.

And to think we would be compared to these folks...

I say! I say!

Buckcherry is rather horrible.

Best regards, FLYTEETH"
 

Wehn to apallagece( for to sayig the man of pictur or to not.) ''Is to be un-amant. and to be said that the gentalman %for to day is% unhelping. and amant. The funny^pictur^of^the^music^ian^to^be^of^humor^relate. I can n't to be gragarious in my day. I neef do tell. All of the world!

to all of your world^^^

^^^

Xim Xiyiaout
 

anonymous hit the nail square on the head with his translation. not sure why i am being associated with flyteeth, but i feel vaguely honored. because that dude is awesome.
 

So that's what happened to Sandra Bernhard? She's a member of Shitcherry.

Wit the tattoos and the open jacket and the new waivy 'do she actually looks BETTER!
 

What the fuck is a Buckcherry?

Who are these dildos? Never seen nor heard of 'em.
 

@ squatch

Hey, you're a crazy bitch
but you fuck so good
you're on top of it

That song was a staple on radio stations for the better part of the Spring. I only know because bars around here liked to play it all the time. It's ironic too, since Cleveland does have the rock and roll Hall of Fame but can't produce one decent radio station to play "good" music.
 

I've never fuckin'; heard of them, do they do free Bird?
 

@Plinky,

Lovely lyrics. The kinda stuff you can groove to when you're half blacked-out from Jack and Cokes... without the Cokes.
 

I am so delighted to see this band on your Douche Best Of.. list. I had the unfortunate distinction of working in a salon where most of these losers get their lice washed out. They look like they all need to be flea dipped. And they're dumb as dirt.
 

Fred Durst! Fred Durst! Fred Durst! Fred Durst!

Wait...is he even in a band?
 

The asian guy on the left reminds me of the first time I saw the Smashing Pumpkins. I turned to a buddy of mine and asked "who's that hot asian chick?" Ugh, you're a man, act like it.

Fuck Fish Slap!
 

The lead singer looks like a cross between denis leary and ally sheedy (post brat pack days when she lost all the weight). He's almost as pale as the poo smelling guy.
I thought maybe the Asain dude on the left wouldn't be so bad but on closer look he definitely has that scroad-ness to his face. The long haired guy with moobs looks the least killable.
 

Maroon 5 got robbed.

and by "robbed" i mean a ton of pussy with little to no discernable talent.

Flyteeth would agree with me if he weren't busy haunting my every thought.
 

I guess the tell tale sign you're a douche that you were born without a bellybutton, and are somehow proud of it.
 

It took me a while to place him, but the douche in the middle is a Dean Winters doppelbagger.
 

"Suck Cherry" hehe

Even their lyrics are unbelievably douchey. "Hay, your a crazy bitch, blah blah..." Just why the hell were the radio stations playing that dog shit so much? Oh that's right, they play what they're paid to play now.

These clowns make me embarrassed to be a southerner. We don't listen to this shit, honest!
 

Buck Cherry is the white trash version of Guns n' Roses, only not as cool.
 

Honorable mention to Avenged Sevenfold.
 

actually...
his tat doesnt say choads...

it says chaos...

idiots..
 

That fucktard on the left has to be the offspring of a Michael Jackson and Prince mangina fest.
 

Douche on left - goatse enough to parck a school bus.

Douche in Middle - Kevin Bacon von Porkdouche

Douche on Right - Grog will kill mamoth
 

I like buckcherry
 

I like buckcherry
 

lol Geeze
*to the singer* "do a pushup kid"
 

its willem dafoe!
 

They have another, even NSFWer, version of this video filmed in a strip club with the tits flying, and at one point one of the dudes is pissing. It is available here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmDyvtIu5po&feature=related
I would say this increases the douchefactor infinitely.