Fuck Fish Slap
 

goony flatlander, barny givin the hang loose sign just says..... dork!
 

This Christmas I will lift my 5th cup of egg-nog to Ricky, and thank the stars I don't dance like him.

Keep cuttin' that rug Ricky. One day she'll notice you.
 

Ricky is the Anti-FishSlap. Without his yin to FS's yang, the universe would implode, leaving only a vinegar and water mist in the void.

All Hail Ricky. Dance on wit yo bad seff, foo.
 

Ricky was probably grinding on so much pussy that night i wasnt even funny. It's just amazing how big of a following (about 10 posters) he got just being himself. I still say he was the most controversal pic of 07. Was he a bag or not? should he get into the hall or not? We gave this single pic a lot of attention, and still do. Ricky Rocks!!!!!
 

I still don't get where Ricky doesn't exhibit signs of douchebaggery.

-rings
-chain
-chest exposed
-burgeoning gesture
-wristband (that chiquita does not have)

Come on. This guy is a fat guy fart away from being full blown. It's just his penis helmet chin, the look of fear in his eyes, the dis-interested hott he's grinding on, and the fact pregnant chicks hang out there that are keeping him in the realm of reality.

He is very dangerous. Keep away from open flame; because he just might explode into a Baguclear Holocaust.

However, I'm glad he got something. It's like that goodie bag with a stupid plastic curvy pen, a magnet from some company you've never of, and a piece of candy that tastes like my dad's ass; but it's something.
 

This turd looks like the douche that sneeks into every party, wedding and a funeral now and then, no one knows him, has no friends, family hasn't seen him in years works nights loading ups trucks, has a big poster of travolta from saturday night fever hanging on his ceiling above his bed. a total disapointment to humanity
 

big douchebagski, you've tasted your dad's ass?
 

who hasn't?
 

I've been a follower and a fan of Ricky from the beginning, way back when he was just a dark horse candidate for the weeklies. To say this award is gratifying would be a gross understatement. Is he douche, and if so, how douchey? I don't know--he's enigmatic that way, but in a way he doesn't matter. Like a strange piece of abstract art in a forgotten corner of a museum, he compels you to look, even if you're not sure how to categorize him. Will we learn more of him? I don't know, but I salute you, Ricky.
 

Of course. Jeez, isn't it normal?
 

viva ricky! i believe he represents the douche virus trying to manifest itself in a new being, but then backing out because the being in question was far too boring.
 

with your Bad self... Amen.

I'll be keeping you bookmarked Ricky, since DB1 wants to be lame and keep you off the border.

I will honor you in all Bag/Not a Bag pics by stating "he's just a Ricky"

if I had a Genie wish right now, I'd waste one on "I want to meet Ricky"
 

Congratulations, Rickster. Your kinda 'bagness inspires us all.
 

Ricky is the man. He is not a douche but just like us. We all pull this same maneuver at times after a night of drinking. My guess on why he has the wirstband and she does not...18 and up night. Ricky's going in for the kill on the youngins. Keepp up the good work Ricky, we'll be pulling for you.
 

Yessss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Ricky...

Oh Ricky, what a pity, you don't understand
You pump them in the ass while you pump your fisted hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Ricky
Ooh how you dance Ricky, prance Ricky
Don't break my toes, Ricky

So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it, I'll take it like a man (ahem...DS)
Oh please baby, please don't leave me on this floor, Ricky
 

Ricky is the little bag that could. He has Bag Islander like qualities. I say that because i first looked at islanders and didnt see all that much. People looked at the hott behind him and said she was perfect. Same thing with ricky. People look at Ricky all sorts of ways. He's a bag. He's not a bag. He's a regular guy living in a douched out world.

Ricky is like the Blade of douchebags. He would probably be cool hunting them down, but he's one of them.
 

The photo just so perfectly captures the moment. There can be absolutely no doubt in anyone's mind that Ricky just executed a perfect blackgirl neck pump that went right into a sideways funky upper body slide. And you just know that he reversed the move on his way back in the other direction. He could only have improved it with a little "white man's overbite" to complete the trifecta.
 

The photo just so perfectly captures the moment. There can be absolutely no doubt in anyone's mind that Ricky just executed a perfect blackgirl neck pump that went right into a sideways funky upper body slide. And you just know that he reversed the move on his way back in the other direction. He could only have improved it with a little "white man's overbite" to complete the trifecta.
 

I've said it before, but... "There, but for the grace of God and the lack of somebody with a digital camera, go I."
 

Now I'm not gay or anything (not that there is anything wrong with that) but I heart Ricky.
 

Ricky stirs up memories of a skeezy uncle I used to have named Ralph. He would get shit tanked on white zinfandel at weddings and then proceed to stomp across the floor to the fine sounds of the BeeGees and Gloria Estefan, while "dance-assaulting" every woman within a 5 mile radius. Thank god he is no longer my uncle.

Ricky, you are a creepsicle, but you win my heart. I might even introduce you to my single aunt.
 

The Rickster. Nice moves. What more can be said?

Are you now featuring "the dice" as seen in Knocked Up as part of your repertoire? You are. Well keep it up Rick, Guitar Hero isn't going to beat itself.
 

I've got a fever and the only cure is more Ricky!
 

my personal favorite of the entire year. Who doesn't know a ricky
 

lol! that just made my holidays!
 

Who invited the sad pregnant chick?
 

Chick in black tank top caught in the act of pickpocketing some other witless douche..
 

Holy crap it's swirlface!!!1!
 

you have to picture the dance in motion to fully appreciate his is an A-list douche. the girl's arms are a bit chubby.
 

NEVER ever ever dance with your THUMBS OUT. EVER. really.
 

i love the inadvertent "hang loose" hand gesture.