Mmm...zebra stripe boobies!

Jurassic douche
 

these guys are incredible scrotes. although i again made peace with the world when i saw the follow-up pic. reminds us all that the douchebags will still be there to laugh at even when the hotties wise up.
 

Ha ha - thanks DB1 - I knew that if this Army of Scrote didn't win something this year, there'd be something wrong in the City of Douche.

I still contend that in the 2nd pic of this series, Aviator Choad is indicating that yet another female tried *unsuccessfully* to locate his package.

Also, after these photos, Aviator Choad made a solo appearance, but it looks like he could never sustain his douchitude without the support of his Platoon Mates.

Oh, and zebra boobies.
 

Is that a dick going into Gilligan Cap's mouth? You need to obscure that shit, DB1; you're going to kick-start Pfah's gay gene.

She's kick-starting my jeans. Levi's, of course.

Speaking of RANDY, is there no Douchie for best online attempt at retort by a douchebag from a posted photo? I'd nominate:

Douche or Dali's Jessikka
RANDY
Joey P
That bricklayer dude
HEY THAT'S MY SISTER etc etc
Doc (who may or may not be all of the above...)
 

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She is teeth meltingly hot for a 50 year old, maybe.

They are uberscrotalicious.
 

If ever there were a poster for gay sex in America this has got to be it! Not since the Village People opened for Barry Manilow at darksocks house have I seen so many gay men gathered together in one disgusting, greasy, gyrating mass.

She did the right thing. Escaping before the roofies kicked in was the smart play on her part, I can only hope that when she came to it was to a smiling, half naked computer nerd with a sock stuck to his sack in his parents basement.
 

t.j. douchemandzadeh

This chick is not old.... She is smokin hot.
 

But my buddy's hat cost $200!!!!!

I was hoping the platoon would make it. Uber trendy bags.
 

d baggins:

The Village People opened for Air Supply. Get your facts straight, dude.

And it wasn't the full line-up; the original cop (Victor Willis) still was not performing live, however he returned to the stage for the first time in 28 years shortly after my back yard concert. Bummer. Literally.
 

I am not sure if this was the inspiration for Darksock's proposed category, but the Douche Platoon's post attempting to construct an plausible equation involving an inverse relation between von Dutch and douchiness (alluded to by Skanderbag) was one of the best of all time. That effort (and the bag slayer's responses) still brings a smile to my face today.
 

What happened to FLYTEETH?

Did they beam him back up already?

Dammit. His commentary provided such an uniquely enlightened perspective on the galatic douchebag pandemic.

Now we'll never know what space-douches are like and where douche truly began and how it arrived here on earth.

Sigh.
 

darksock:

My bad.

I am shocked, somewhat repulsed and a little turned on by your encyclopedic knowledge of the lineup for the Village People. I, not being one who cares much about who may or may not appear in a group had to visit wikipedia to confer about the status of the cop at your show.

Hey admin we need you to kick start our very own wiki dedicated to all things douche.
 

I;AM HEAR MAN FOR FUCEN WHOAAR'E@S1!

FUC IN THI;AS PCICUTAR I'D FUCEN SHITCHAN THE FAOGAOTHS AND FUC THAT WHOAR;3 IN THE FUCEN MOAUGH WITH MY RAMROD MAN I'D FUCEN P;ANTY DIVE THAT SHITNE!@

I PUNH;CH THE QUWEERBAITS IN TEHIR FUC'EN JAW AND FUCNE DU;0MP THAIER CORPSOSE DOWN FUCEN HILL STREET IN WESTN NEWSTON PA!@

FUC THAT YOU FUAGOH!@

GIGMMMEME YUOUR WHOAR!

SHIT MAN

;;THAT'SE WHAT IT SALL ABOUT2

FLYTTEH
 

I still say that the dude on the left looks doughy.
 

flyteeth rules
 

Fuck I hate the douchies.

Its bad enough I've had to be reminded of all the scrotes on this site who have had a lasting impression on me but then the DB1 has to bring back a photo that i had totaly forgot about.
 

Well, hey.

At least the guys still have each other, right?

They don't need to get shut out by some stupid ho to have a good time, right?
 

Now why wasn't she in the hottest hott of the year?
 

Wow... these guys beat out Fish Slap's gay crew all decked out like rejects from "300"? Now put those two groups in the Thunderdome, and let's have some fun... especially if the version of the Thunderdome is "two groups enter... no group leaves"...


Quite.
 

The Village People are from Mississippi. So are Air Supply. And Barry Manilow. The Long Island-Jew accent is a fake.

And 3 weeks later the girl in this pic is still missing. Actually, she's missing by choice. Once she knew she couldn't get her hands on the camera that took this picture she went into hiding. And by that I mean Antartica.
 

1. Ex-frat steroid Douche 2. Vegas pool pary douche 3. boobs 4. tounge douche 5. I am in a band douche
 

i gotta say adrienne laserba looks good...maybe all sopranos characters don't die they go to douche/hot purgatory
 

Douchebag on right sprains wrist from jerking other three douches once teh hotness leaves..
 

nice finger pyramid of power you f$%king douche. makes the ladies think you have a brain eh :P

as for fisherman hat wtf.

nice wristdana aviator fag.

nice saggy nipples leather bracelet fag.

as for the bimbo in the middle, shes just there for the gang bang
 

This picture inspired me to write this story.

4th guy: Guys...I can't count real good. How many boobs am I pointing at?

1st guy: Hmm...let me ponder about that a second.

2nd guy: I say two.

3rd guy: I'm too horny to care right now dude! Can't you see I'm playing with myself already?
 

By my calculations, just the sheer amount of scrotal energy in one small area should have triggered the birth of a black hole. That was a close one.