He has more hair on his arms than he does on his pubic region.
I'm guessing.

Wait a minute, look closely. Is that Wayne "I'm gonna have to choke a bitch" Grady? That's a great disguise Mr. Grady. Very funny. Now sing us some songs, bitch.
 

Is that fuzzy dark line emanating from his lower lip a chin pube or an implant? And is he wearing tinted blue contacts?
 

flyteeth is like half a gram of good cocaine...you only get to enjoy him for like an hour before he's gone and you find yourself looking around for some way to get him back...
 

Almost looks like somebody photoshopped a douchebag Chia-Pet head onto a high-school tennis player's body.

BTW, I'd love a douchebag Chia-Pet head for Christmas. That'd be awesome. Gel-shape the... I dunno, what is it, grass? Bean sprouts?... into a douchebag blowout hairdo and stick it on the windowsill.

Ch-ch-ch-chia!... Ya digggggg?
 

Congratulations and fuck you, JB.
 

@ squatch

How about a chia-vagina? Instead of water, you spray the plant with 'baby juice' and watch that forest grow!
 

@Plinky,

Already got one of those. I'll have to get around to cleaning the carpet around my computer one of these days... Before I need to buy a lawn-mower. *brrrmp, clang!*

Ch-ch-ch-Chia!
 

Yikes! check out this link, about 3/4 down the page to Mike kung Fu's entry. Perhaps JP & JB must be disqualified a picture sez a thousand words....

http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=16058&page=9

Fish Slap FH
 

'Tis the glory of Joey Porsche's long-lost MySpace site, Mahatma.
 

@ squatch

My mind is reeling with a slew of pornographic chia-pets. We need to get these things copyright'ed.

The chia-vagina. The chia-nipple.
The chia-orafice. And for the ladies, the chia-cock. It comes XXL, XL, large, medium, small, Xtra small, and darksock.
 

Besides my own, personal nullification, I have castrated several large bulls by roping them, haltering the animal with a stout halter, tying him to a fence post of a plank or pipe corral, then closing a strong gate up on his free side. With several helpers, one to hold the gate tight against the bull’s side by using a rope behind his butt tied to the center of the gate, then run to a fence post on the other side for leverage, and another strong, fearless helper to hold the base of the bull’s tail straight up over his back with as much power as he can muster. This immobilizes his hind legs to a great extent. Then he may be castrated with the Burdizzo clamps. Never clamp both testicles at once. You must never clamp across the center division between the testicles. Do one at a time instead.

Thank you,
Burdizzo Jones
 

No, thank you, Burdizzo Jones.
 

@ squatch

She's cute. (Jackie) Can I get her number? How about a date?
 

I'll say one thing the Blaze has that JP doesn't and that is a truly hot chick. She is all kindsa underage Long Island skanky hottness.

Nice blue tinted contacts cock slurper. Mom says your Z-Cavaricci jeans are through drying and to change the oil in your IROC.
 

@Plinky,

Knock yourself out. You'll find that Jackie digs the whole Burdizzo thing too...

Just stay away from strong gates. Trust me.
 

@ squatch

I'll most certainly stay away from stong gates and I most certainly will keep my 'free side' guarded.

BTW, where did you find that website/blog featuring Jackie?
 

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@Plinky,

By searching Google on the text Burdizzo plagiarized from the site.
 

Nice work squatch. I figured Burdizzo was a poser.

Johnny Blaze, fuck you. Take off that Air Assault ripoff tshirt or I'll make you do the Dirty Name. Followed by the Gutbuster, then the Weaver, finally the Commando Crawl.
 

Danny, I've seen a lot of guys wearing those shirts lately.

They say "WINGMAN" on the front.

Creative, huh?

Asshats.

(BTW, what's a Dirty Name? Is it like Uno? Can I do it with the family after Christmas Dinner?)
 

And I'll add my thanks to squatch for the link to the Ted Kaczynski fanpage.

I'll bet she smells like week-old baked beans.

And thinks that the black helicopters are due any minute.

Got Waco?
 

@Il C:

Those are names of obstacles on the Air Assault school obstacle course. They've been named by the students and instructors over the last 30 years. They all suck. My apologies for the buzzkill on the SC thread. I went back and deleted it.
 

You're orange you mother fucker, ORANGE!......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 

I like her because she's scratching her badger.
 

She's got a cute, jizz-pool pooch that's crying for her dress to get an ivory stain that smells like bleach.
 

ChiaDouche has a weave, not real hair

bk
 

Notice the protruding 'Jaw-jut' move...Jersey in da HOUSE!!
 

I have this douche (and JoeyPorsche) on my Myspace friends list, specifically for the purposes of studying the douchebag in his natural habitat.

Apparently Lindsay Hohan lookalike is a stripper named Tiffany. Imagine that.
 

I think i might of cracked this kid in the face at sea side? but then again i cracked alot of guidos little wana be tough guys haha thats why they call me the GUIDOzzer
 

I like how she's touching her Hoo Ha, cause Guido von Nutstream isn't getting anywhere near it.
 

How's come all these 'bags look like those kids on that Gotti show?
 

Lindsay Lohan has really let standards go.
 

he reminds me of unfrozen caveman lawyer (so do ron popeil)
 

shes tucking her penis in :P

i like the hand on the shoulder/'the camera is this way' finger point combo. otherwise she would be too distracted by his gorgeous blue contact lenses.

nice work douchebags
 

She must have some sort of freakish fantasy about being manhandled buy oompa loompas.
 

What do u mean ? that is really him believe me the whole kids life is a lie he is from pawtucket ri not NY HIs real name is Juan Garcia and much much more
 

this kid is sooo wickedly wack, you have no idea. he is so not from anywhere but RHODE ISLAND! I have seen him in the club before and let me tell you, up close and personal Johnny Blaze is much more nauseating. And all of these girls are so disgusting, I must say everyone bypasses RI for the douche capitol of America, but we are far from the underdog. :)