Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Douchiest Popped Collar: Pinky
Narrowly besting both The Zebra and A Dude With A Lot of Popped Collars, Pinky first appeared on the site back in August.
In a contested and close vote, Pinky barely pops out the win and takes the Douchie for the adorably Bleethed out and pouty cute by his side.
And the pink. Anyone with the pinked popped collar is uberscrote.
Yes, the Popped Collar trend is a dying manifestation of douchebaggery, giving way to new douchal developments like shirtless and white studded belts.
But we will always honor the Pop here at HCwDB.
With a Douchie Award.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 1:33 PM 
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This one was rigged dammit! No effin way this guy beat out adwalopc, forget the hott adwalopc has 25 separate popps and still he's got no love. Friggin shame this one.
# posted by 
: 2:38 PM
: 2:38 PM
I will accept Pinky, but I'm not sure I accept the description of that thing with him as "adorably Bleethed out and pouty cute." She is wrecked. Flashing a douche sign while sticking out her tongue while smoking something that appears to be giving her a seizure. She might already be dead in this pic, in fact.
# posted by : 2:45 PM
: 2:45 PM
Heidi Fleiss is looking pretty spry for a washed up hooker. And any dude who wears a 170degree hat that matches his double-popped shirts deserves the douchie....good call.
BOLLOCKS!!! I demand a recount. There is no way on Thor's bloody earth that this effeminate closet queen beat the inimitable Dude With Lots of Popped Collars. I refuse to believe it.
Did the Supreme Court blow this vote too?
BTW, nice white watch you pink headed tool. He looks like a barely used tampon.
The bleeth is so disgusted by him she's puking while smoking a joint and trying to poke him in his vacuous eyes to make good her escape.
Did the Supreme Court blow this vote too?
BTW, nice white watch you pink headed tool. He looks like a barely used tampon.
The bleeth is so disgusted by him she's puking while smoking a joint and trying to poke him in his vacuous eyes to make good her escape.
# posted by : 2:52 PM
: 2:52 PM
I'd bet my life savings that there's a Yankees logo on the other side of his hat...
I'd also bet that there's another photo somewhere taken about 45 minutes after this one where she's passed out on a sidewalk next to a pile of her own vomit. That's the only logical explanation that could precede the rare Female Douche-Face.
I'd also bet that there's another photo somewhere taken about 45 minutes after this one where she's passed out on a sidewalk next to a pile of her own vomit. That's the only logical explanation that could precede the rare Female Douche-Face.
hott is drunk, passing out & ready to yak... poppy has merely caught her mid collapse. in a desperate final effort to flee his douchetude, she attempts the fork to the eyeball manuever ala Moe Stooge
# posted by : 3:14 PM
: 3:14 PM
I agree with the committee - ADwAoPC got robbed
I mean this douche only has 2 popped collars. Although one of them is pink - which matches his pink hat. And the other is white - which matches his giant white watch.
On second thought DB1 may have made the right call here.
I mean this douche only has 2 popped collars. Although one of them is pink - which matches his pink hat. And the other is white - which matches his giant white watch.
On second thought DB1 may have made the right call here.
@ crow
She appears to be so overcome by Pinky's douche-pheromones and dripping Greico virus that she's fainting. I can only hope for your family's sake that she eye forked him, jammed the cig-a-joint into his nads and escaped with her honor unbleethed.
She appears to be so overcome by Pinky's douche-pheromones and dripping Greico virus that she's fainting. I can only hope for your family's sake that she eye forked him, jammed the cig-a-joint into his nads and escaped with her honor unbleethed.
# posted by : 3:21 PM
: 3:21 PM
Man, I don't know-but this guy makes me want to beat a sack full of kittens with a rake, and that is good enough for the win.
I also like the white watch-asshole.
I also like the white watch-asshole.
# posted by : 3:46 PM
: 3:46 PM
Holy crap! That guy's a DOUUUCHE! I feel irresponsible for submitting "dude with a lot of popped collars". This guy should be publicly mocked on a regular basis.
# posted by : 3:52 PM
: 3:52 PM
H'AWT FUC!@
LOOAKE AT ATHTE FUCEN WHOAR!@ SHE FUCEN HAE;S FUCEN SWAP MEEET HANDS;' MAN AND FUC IF THAT PINK3 ;AH3 FAGOTH ISNT; UCEN MAN!
THE; FUC IS WARROAONG WITH YOU FACUN FAOGHTH! I;'WS THIS FUCEN YOU MAN ?! POSTENT PICKETURARS OF YOU3@RESELF;3 ON THE CUEN?1
SHITNE!
FLTYEETH
LOOAKE AT ATHTE FUCEN WHOAR!@ SHE FUCEN HAE;S FUCEN SWAP MEEET HANDS;' MAN AND FUC IF THAT PINK3 ;AH3 FAGOTH ISNT; UCEN MAN!
THE; FUC IS WARROAONG WITH YOU FACUN FAOGHTH! I;'WS THIS FUCEN YOU MAN ?! POSTENT PICKETURARS OF YOU3@RESELF;3 ON THE CUEN?1
SHITNE!
FLTYEETH
# posted by : 4:59 PM
: 4:59 PM
"FUCEN HAE;S FUCEN SWAP MEEET HANDS"
Comment of the year!!!
move over Pfah and Darksock, FLTYEETH is hot on your heels
Comment of the year!!!
move over Pfah and Darksock, FLTYEETH is hot on your heels
# posted by : 5:57 PM
: 5:57 PM
This guy looks like Chuck E. Cheese out of costume.
The chick is smoking; or should be smoking my ... (use your imagination)
The chick is smoking; or should be smoking my ... (use your imagination)
LMAO... I don't know about any popped collar, but when I saw this in my RSS Reader I immediately thought, "What a fucking douchebag!" And I wasn't even thinking that I was looking at the feed for HCWD.
You know, popped collars were "hip" back in the mid-80s, too.
by hip, of course, I mean only worn by total fucking douchebags. Only we didn't call them douchebags. We just ignored them and they went away.
Pinky might breed with this bleeth. Think about that. hurts, don't it? They'll raise a little douchelet or bleethette to spawn with more of his/her kind.
Sorry, I gotta puke.
by hip, of course, I mean only worn by total fucking douchebags. Only we didn't call them douchebags. We just ignored them and they went away.
Pinky might breed with this bleeth. Think about that. hurts, don't it? They'll raise a little douchelet or bleethette to spawn with more of his/her kind.
Sorry, I gotta puke.
# posted by : 7:37 PM
: 7:37 PM
Flyteh, this is perhaps your most eloquent post yet.
"MAN AND FUC IF THAT PINK3 ;AH3 FAGOTH ISNT; UCEN MAN!"
No one could argue with that.
No one.
And I guess Amy Wino is finally over Blake Fieldmouse or whateverthehellhisnameis.
"MAN AND FUC IF THAT PINK3 ;AH3 FAGOTH ISNT; UCEN MAN!"
No one could argue with that.
No one.
And I guess Amy Wino is finally over Blake Fieldmouse or whateverthehellhisnameis.
@douchey sanchez:
"You know, popped collars were "hip" back in the mid-80s, too."
And we all know that denim shorts died in the mid 80s.
Coincidence? I smell a consipracy here...
"You know, popped collars were "hip" back in the mid-80s, too."
And we all know that denim shorts died in the mid 80s.
Coincidence? I smell a consipracy here...
WHAT?!? Demin shorts died in the 80's?!? You gotta be kidding me!!
There goes half my fucking wardrobe!!
What about parachute pants; please tell me they're still cool?????
There goes half my fucking wardrobe!!
What about parachute pants; please tell me they're still cool?????
"Swap meet hands"
That comment triggered an epileptic seizure on my part.
ADWALoPC was robbed. I'd like to practice throwing chinese stars I made in shop class at this guy. And I know, as we all do, that this is indeed a Yankees hat. Fuck you Pinky, fuck you ARod, fuck you Roger Clemens you dirty bastard.
That comment triggered an epileptic seizure on my part.
ADWALoPC was robbed. I'd like to practice throwing chinese stars I made in shop class at this guy. And I know, as we all do, that this is indeed a Yankees hat. Fuck you Pinky, fuck you ARod, fuck you Roger Clemens you dirty bastard.
AWWW BOOOOOO. Ddue with a lot of popped collars is one of my all time favs, simply for the name and title hes been given
# posted by : 5:33 AM
: 5:33 AM
Nice i think i'm like the only that voted for this guy, but god damn he deserves.. Chuck E. Cheese out of costume hahaha
# posted by : 6:04 AM
: 6:04 AM
I think the dude with alot of collars was staged for the photo. this is a good winner in the categort. I would love to take that hat off of his head and smack him around like gilligan
# posted by : 7:58 AM
: 7:58 AM
Geez, another brainless imp destined for a life in retail or menial labor. Enjoy saving your paychecks for bottle service and collars douchebag!
Yeah, but what about ''The Dude with a lot of popped Collars'' You forgot him?
# posted by : 8:21 PM
: 8:21 PM
To be fair, Pinky is popping 2 collars. There's a light yellow over top of the pink. Not to mention the matching hat, totally douched out watch that was probably $19.99 at a kiosk in the mall, plus the girl he's with is hotter in a dirty skank acrylic nail kind of way. I'll support this win.
Besides the green popped collar douche wasn't all that douchey. Just a clueless moron maybe trying to bend the trend a little and add a few pops. Credit for his originality.
Besides the green popped collar douche wasn't all that douchey. Just a clueless moron maybe trying to bend the trend a little and add a few pops. Credit for his originality.
# posted by : 12:59 AM
: 12:59 AM
This choade is a wannabe prep-bag; this notorious whanker doing his best impersonation of the Pink Chother (Panther for all of you who just graduated from Douchie Charm School!)
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