his only competition was johnny Blaze
 

Stupidest "hot" chick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi4TwOfOxD4
 

KaDouche! Scrote-Tow! Turd-Slam!
 

Batbag was so strong in this pic that you dont even notice all that is going on around them.
 

This is the pinnacle of his life. He's ten years out from pushing a shopping cart.

I think the flanking couple should get a special colon-clench award for not busting out laughing before the photo clicked.
 

I swear upon the spirits of Jim Morrison and Kieth Moon to rid this city of Douchebaggery.
 

Let's face it, this award was built for Batbag, and the motherfucker deserves it.
 

no brainer
 

His breasts remind me of a Papua new Guinea native who has never seen a bra. he probably wears a penis gourd as well
 

Vegas just put up the odds for HCwDBotY:

The Joey P Experience: 3 to 1
Fuck Fish Slap: 5 to 1
Bag Islander: 8 to 1
Trainwreck DoggyBagging: 8 to 1
RoosterWank w/ HBT: 15 to 1
Donkey Douche: 25 to 1
Creeper: dear God you must be stupid to bet on him
Tiger Woods: 1 to 2
 

Donkey at 25-1? I think that may be where the money lies. He might get all the votes. Unless he hits everyone with barrels.
 

wait a minute!
can you be a douchebag (with hot chicks) if you are GAY?

I thought this guy was disqualified.
 

Hall of Scrote please! I know he lost in the monthly to Limey and that he doesn't have the greatest chick with him in the picture, but he's too douchey not to be there!

Jurassic Douche
 

I understand Batbag's "appeal," if that word can even be applied, but I can't get up any good rage over him. A doofus, a goof, a tool, a person in need of psychiatric supervision? Perhaps all of these, perhaps, but I can't say "douchebag," at least not how we apply it on this site. Hell, if I ran into this guy in a bar, I'd buy him a beer, and I can't say that about many other HCwDB pics. Unless I was saying, "If I ran into this guy in a bar, I'd buy him a beer, then break it open on the bar and stab the jagged end into his abs repeatedly."
 

The Hall of Scrote needs a special, uber-choade wing analogous to the Writers Wings of sports Halls of Fame. Ricky, Bat Bag and the Gaytor should be this year's introductory class. They all bring something to the table, such as pail for us to collectively yak in, but are so unique as to not land in the "players" HoS. Rickey with his drunk everyman douchiness and his uncanny Gump-like ability to be present at so many momentous occasions in history. Bat-Bag as the first doucherhero and Gaytor the unsmiling, first professional douche with the $100k grill.
 

I hope Ab Lobster, Peaches, and Ricky get their due at the Douchies this year. They've each brought the game this year, in decidedly different ways.
 

I echo Darksock's view.

All his life has led up to this moment.

It's all downhill from here.
 

I love how the couple posing with him are doing so as a joke. So... so... well, it's such a 'Scro-dak Moment'. It's like looking at a Rockwell painting of innocent by-gone days. The youth, the dreams, the Axe-scented douche...

Hey, Batbag. Aquaman called. He wants his Coors Light back or he's gonna kick your ass. (He also thinks it's totally cool that this is the first time he was able to threaten kicking someone's ass...)
 

@skander

How did that, um, chick make HOT chicks with douchebags. DB1 must having been hittin' the Train hard the night before to post a pic of her. Or, she's really good with photoshop. Yikes.
 

So...

How do you Batbag a ho?
 

@il choadrino

First, you take the girl to your secret bat cave. Then you have Alfred the Butler warm her up for you with the Bat Vibrator. Then you doggie bag her while Robin shines the Bat Signal on your ass.
 

o yeah, he gots ta get somethin....faaaaaaaaakinell
 

LOL...this guy lives in Austin Texas. I've seen him on many occasions. The pic doesn't show it but there is no doubt in my mind he's wearing cowboy boots with his pants tucked in them.

Be warned....He dresses like this in the daytime also.
 

Fuck you Batbag, just fuck you.
 

OH...MY....GODDDDD ! I don't know what's worse - the hair or the tattoo - both together? = Tiny Package!
 

I nominate 'Scro-dak Moment' as one of the best verbal butt nuggets we pigs have cast before ourselves.
 

i know this guy. and he is actually (believe it or not) very awesome..hahaha...he is called Batman, and all of his t shirts are cutout to expose his tattoo. hahaha.
 

well, what more can you say? he's awesome because he cuts out all his shirts to reveal his batman tatoo on his chest. Simply....Awesome!
...FAAAAGGG!!!!!!

Deuche Baggilo
 

DOES ANYONE NOTICE THE IRONY IN THIS PICTURE?? The bat bag is sporting batman ink while the douche with the grinch smile bares a stricking resemblance to michael keaton, actual batman???!!!
 

GAY! It doesnt get any GAYER than this!
 

he doesnt look like micheal keaton. he just looks like a genuine choad.
 

Personally, I'm all about the delightful woman with the cherubically malicious grin who is doing "bunny ears" behind the sidekick's head.
 

is that Lars Ulric on the right?
 

I just saw "Batbag" at a concert in Austin, Tx last saturday.
 

OK so the Batman is the essence of what keeps Austin, TX weird. So like his style or not, if he picks up the chicks and entertains this many comments then all I can say is GO BATMAN
 

I actually know this guy. He frequents the bar i work at. Believe me, if you knew this guy you would know he is the biggest douche ever. He deserves every award you can think of.
 

Is that Simon Cowell behind the girls head?
Douche on Douche, nice.

- Douchestronaut.
 

Funny..The guy standing next to him kinda looks like Micheal Keaton!
 

If Batbag ever becomes a motion picture, I have the perfect actor:

Christian FAIL.
 

these guys look gay. not gay as in "lame" but gay as in "wasn't this picture taken at a pride parade?"
 

I saw this guy in Austin, TX last month at ACL fest. He he had on batman cowboy boots, batman earrings, necklace, belt and belt buckle and of course his chest tattoo.
 

Thats some epic douchebaggery. It's douchey enough to get a tat like that, but to put it on full display like that is just...god damn, what a douche.
 

yea he totally lives in austin, i used to see him all the time...he has a batman business card he gives to girls. true story.
 

ahahahah and batbag is drinking coors light: the ultimate douche brew of choice (excluding anything that ends in "tini")
 

... and in a further display of brand loyalty, check out how he displays his Coors Light. At least he's consistent in his poor taste.
 

ROFL!!! I know this guy! His hair is probably the coolest hair I have seen. He was very nice to me and my girl, but definitely comes off as a douche to some!