She is so perky hott.
 

she almost makes me not see the shirtless double ...

what was i talking about?

oh, douchebags
 

Well this was a slam dunk. The only category that would have a clearer winner would be "Douchiest Trio".
 

Ray Charles could have seen this one coming. She makes me think evil thoughts.
 

ok, STD's deserve it, but the Lenny & Lenny are just something I never imagined seeing in my lifetime. They should start a law firm; 'Kravitz bros, fighting for people who wear pink and have an afro.'
 

Nope, there was never any doubt. They suck.
 

Surreal. Hott looks delighted to pose between two baby carrots with sunglasses.
 

Congratulations on their award, and by award I mean post-natal stereo abortions with a gas powered weed wacker.
 

their abs are fucking awesome. im sorry fellas. these guys are HOTTT!!
 

These two should be time warped to Balaclava in 1841 where they would serve as lancers with the Light Brigade.

Let's see if those abs will stop a 18 lb chain shot, shall we?
 

i'm waiting for this conversation to happen.

std 1: "dude, you look ridiculous!"

std 2: "what? dude, i look just like you, bra."

std 1: "the hair?"

std 2: "bra!"

std 1: "the glasses. indoors?"

std 2: "totally, bra."

std 1: "the teenage mutant ninja turtle water bottle that even a 12 year old would be embarrassed to carry around?"

sdt 2: "mine's green, yours is orange, broseph."

std 1: "whooooa. there's only one thing to do, bra."

std 2: "i know, hit the ab lounger, right bra?!"

std 1: "no dude. dual suicide."

std 2: "totally"
[fade to douche]

as for grlnxtdr who thinks these guys have "awesome" abs and are "HOTTT", seriously. have some respect for yourself. any girl who would risk ruining her clothes, and reputation by rubbing up with these guys and becoming covered in grease, hair gel, douchepiration, and self tanner needs to be shot. and by shot, i mean given a dose of a real man. and by dose, i mean ropey load.
 

these dudes have to be gay bags. still douches though. i'm pretty sure they gave each other an alabama hot pocket immediately after this pic was takenn. unbelievable.
 

ted theodore scrotgan. you are a jealous faggot.
 

Wait..wait...

Did someone refer to these creatures as 'hot'?

REPENT NOW. THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US.


Seriously, now...you think abs like that are hot? Do you have posters of lobsters on your wall or something?
 

More like an alabama buckshot.
 

These. . . dudes. . . blow.
 

grlnxtdr,
jealous faggot? really? c'mon, you can't play nice? you can't see the error in your ways?
now while i visit this site to witness some of the worst choices in personal hygiene and fashion that are available, i am also here to admire the gorgeous ladies. ladies who have made poor life decisions and found themselves on a site that, while praising them for their looks, also mocks them for the company they keep.
i am not, however, above or opposed to mocking and hating on the faceless hags that pop up on comment page voicing their desire to be covered in douche goo.
why are you here, grlnxtdr? to enjoy the witty comments by our tour guide to all things douche, the db1? or to fantasize about one of these greasy, douched out chode smokers rubbing their orange faces between your pale, veiny, saddle bag tits?
judging by the girls which these scrots have attracted with their shiney foreheads like a moth to a flame, i'd have to say you have no chance to ever have one of these guys even looking at you to clean their jewelry.
speaking for regular dudes who have shunned the way of the douche in favor of self respect, taste, and class; you have no chance of not dying alone.
anyone with the lack of taste that it would take to find these two fuck bags attractive--no less "HOTTT"--is sure to be a soulless vessel trying desparately to find some meaning and companionship in her life.
strike three, my dear. the douche will not fill that void. and by "void", i mean the gaping hole betwixt your legs that no doubt recreates the sensation of fucking a gutted carp.
someone here is jealous, ms. nxtdr. however i think it is clear that it is you who are jealous of the bleethed out (to use the jargon of the site) girls that have actually landed the affection of these scrotes. and by "affection", trust that i mean "grease".
and as for my being a "faggot", i assure you that that is not the case. however, homosexuality may be the only option for you in the future in your quest to not be exiled to a dirty farm house surrounded by 1000 cats. although i understand that lesbians hate that fishy odor too.
guess you're shit out of luck. now go to match dot com and search "orange". you're sure to find someone you can masturbate to without disrupting the hate-douche vibe we have here.
smell ya later.
 

@ ted theodore

"the sensation of fucking a dead carp"

Yeah, I know that chick too. She lives on the UWS in the 80s.

That may be the horrifyingly hilarious quote of the day. LMFAO
 

mmmm. . kristin cavalari minx. too bad she is with these two taint stains. hey queer on left, zoolander wants his fucking look back! choads.
 

I'd rather watch gay porn while serving as mate on an oil rig.
At least there would be no pretending what I got myself into; unlike these two posers.

Give it up fellas, even Lance Bass (a Mississipian) thinks you're flaming.
 

Great rant, ted. Well said.
 

do you think they kiss. . . .i bet they have a lot of threesomes where they don't even notice that there is a chick involved!
 

creativity... "and by "void", i mean the gaping hole betwixt your legs that no doubt recreates the sensation of fucking a gutted carp"

goddamn nice line buddy! Ima use that!!
 

Why is it that hot perky girls always go for the douchiest guys? She is probably a whore but who is to judge. If she wasn't with the douch twins then she might not have gonaherpasiphilitis.
 

hey mom in the back, can you make me a grilled cheese...
 

You would think these three are at some swanky beach resort till you see the uber nerd cocknocker in the background who's disappointed to learn that his Wal Mart gift card got turned down while he's askin if the porno flicks show up on the bill.
 

classic sign of douchebaggery -the dudes (ghey) are wearing more lip gloss than the chick
"Douche Looks Like a Lady"
 

I think that chick is a TriDelt at FSU.
 

yea these guys are dousches. they live in washington and do hella coke!!!
 

what may i ask is growing from # 2's chest?
 

nice work ted theodore, way to lay into that douche-covered hor next door!
 

I can almost smell the jagger-bombs, and axe body spray.